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Chain Smokers

Chain Smokers is a competition barbecue team with 20 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2013 and 2026. Their best overall finish is 9th of 9 at the Smoke on the Waters - The Return! 2026 (2026). They are ranked #6342 of 6,477 teams in the KCBS power rankings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Power ranking

#6,342
of 6,477 rated · rankings

Rating

1401
peak 1401 · rated over 19 contests

Contests

20
in the data

First seen

May 18, 2013
latest Sep 19, 2026 · 13.3 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#1110
Master 2018 · every season

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
1 podium

Overall top-10s

1
5% of 20 contests

Avg finish

top 79%
overall standings

Best overall

650.8684 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Current form

588.01 ▼
last 5 Master vs avg 600.42 (-12.41)

Walk rate

15%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

174.8800

Consistency

±28.22
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Chicken
avg 155.47 · weakest Pork (146.53)

Road miles

12,119
across 20 mapped stops · furthest 3,277 mi

Schedule strength

41%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1554)

Purse competed for

$47K
listed at 4 contests — purses, not winnings

State championships

0 🏅
won from 4 state-championship entries

Master avg

600.42 / 720
18 Master contests · 0 GCs

Backyard (4-meat) avg

631.21 / 720
1 Backyard (4-meat) contest · 0 GCs

These overall scores sit on different scales (Master out of 720, Backyard (4-meat) out of 720), so they're kept separate — averaging them together would be misleading.

This team cooks the Backyard series — its own boards, records and Team of the Year are here.

Storylines (7 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

A tough matchup

16–0 behind in the head-to-head

SMOKIN HOGGZ BBQ - MA ahead in 100% of their meetings

SMOKIN HOGGZ BBQ - MA has come out ahead in 16 of their 16 shared contests.

The weak link

−8.9 points behind their best meat

Pork is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 8.94 points below their chicken, and turns into a call 5% of the time against 11%.

  • Pork avg 146.53
  • Chicken avg 155.47
  • 1 call in 19 entries

A strong matchup

5–1 ahead in the head-to-head

Ahead in 83% of their meetings

They've finished ahead of SQUEELS ON WHEELS in 5 of their 6 shared contests.

The comeback

4.2 yrs off the trail, then back

Off the trail for 4.2 years, then back at Smoke on the Waters - The Return! 2026 (Sep 19, 2026).

  • last seen Jul 23, 2022
  • back Sep 19, 2026

Chicken nemesis

13 of 16 shared chicken entries lost

SMOKIN HOGGZ BBQ - MA ahead 81% of the time

Even in their strongest meat, SMOKIN HOGGZ BBQ - MA has out-cooked them in 13 of 16 shared chicken entries.

The long haul

12,119 road miles between contests

Contest to contest, they've covered roughly 12,119 miles across 20 mapped stops — the longest single trip being 3,277 miles to Smoke on the Waters - The Return! 2026.

  • 20 mapped stops
  • furthest 3,277 mi

A standing appointment

4 years running at one contest

They've cooked Hudson Valley Ribfest every year from 2016 to 2019 — the contest they never miss.

  • 4 visits in all
  • best finish 42nd

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2019 ↗ Master #1581 (118 pts) #1672 (118 pts) #1673 (118 pts) #1672 (118 pts) #1637 (118 pts)
2018 ↗ Master #1110 (238 pts) #1011 (303 pts) #931 (353 pts) #1177 (238 pts) #1081 (268 pts)
2017 ↗ Master #1220 (235 pts) #790 (500 pts) #1290 (240 pts) #1296 (235 pts) #961 (370 pts)
2016 ↗ Master #2274 (60 pts) #2097 (105 pts) #2349 (60 pts) #2326 (60 pts) #2345 (60 pts)
2014 ↗ Master #2458 (73 pts) #2505 (73 pts) #1829 (133 pts) #2525 (73 pts) #2494 (73 pts)
2013 ↗ Master #2459 (67 pts) #2501 (67 pts) #1925 (97 pts) #2500 (67 pts) #2496 (67 pts)

Overall rank by season

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1401 power rating
Contests
17
GCs
0
Top-10s
12%
Peak
1401

This is the highest they've ever been rated, 17 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.

  • rated over 17 contests
  • last seen Sep 11, 2026
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#6,340 of the rated field
1401 power rating
Contests
25
GCs
1
Top-10s
8%
Peak
1401

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  • rated over 24 contests
  • last seen Aug 9, 2025
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Smokin J's BBQ
#6,345 of the rated field
1400 power rating
Contests
14
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1400

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  • rated over 14 contests
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CHRIS P. BACON BBQ
#6,343 of the rated field
1401 power rating
Contests
13
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1401

13 contests and no Grand Championship yet.

  • rated over 13 contests
  • last seen Oct 20, 2017
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THE FAT GUYZ
#6,344 of the rated field
1401 power rating
Contests
28
GCs
0
Top-10s
4%
Peak
1401

Level with Chain Smokers on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 28 contests
  • last seen Apr 3, 2026
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BS BBQ
#6,339 of the rated field
1401 power rating
Contests
39
GCs
0
Top-10s
3%
Peak
1502

Both teams' first contest in the data came in 2013.

  • rated over 38 contests
  • last seen Sep 25, 2026
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Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)

OpponentMeetingsAheadBehindWin rate
SMOKIN HOGGZ BBQ - MA 16 0 16 0% ⚔ compare
Rogue Hog BBQ 10 1 9 10% ⚔ compare
BLAZIN' BUTTZ BBQ 10 0 10 0% ⚔ compare
A MAZIE Q 9 0 9 0% ⚔ compare
MILLER'S BACKYARD BBQ 9 0 9 0% ⚔ compare
Chicken Chokers 9 0 9 0% ⚔ compare
Handsome Devil 8 1 7 13% ⚔ compare
THE BASIC BBQ TEAM 8 0 8 0% ⚔ compare
INSANE SWINE BBQ 8 0 8 0% ⚔ compare
PADDY MCQ'S 8 0 8 0% ⚔ compare
I Smell Smoke 7 1 6 14% ⚔ compare
FIRE DOWN BELOW 7 0 7 0% ⚔ compare
Smokin Aces 7 0 7 0% ⚔ compare
ACK-QUE 7 0 7 0% ⚔ compare
BIG RAZ BBQ 7 0 7 0% ⚔ compare

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 19 2 0 1 174.8800 130.8456 155.47 top 68%
Pork Ribs 19 2 0 0 167.4172 133.1772 148.85 top 76%
Pork 19 1 0 0 169.6800 117.6572 146.53 top 82%
Brisket 19 1 0 0 164.6172 115.4286 151.20 top 67%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Small (<20 teams)10top 100%
Medium (20–39)70top 82%
Large (40+)110top 76%

By state / province (where the contests were held)

WhereContestsGCsAvg finish
NY80top 78%
VT40top 79%
NH20top 83%
MA20top 91%
FL10top 57%
CO10top 59%

Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
The Harpoon Brewery BBQ Festival 4 15 0 top 79% Jul 23, 2022
Hudson Valley Ribfest 4 42 0 top 79% Aug 16, 2019
NYC BBQ Cookoff 2 28 0 top 78% Apr 6, 2018

More numbers

Busiest season 2017 6 contests
Contests a season 2 across 10 seasons in the data
Most contests held in NY 8 of 20 contests · 6 states in all
Contests visited 12 3 of them more than once
Opponents faced 452 finished ahead 188 times, behind 629
Longest layoff 4.2 yrs Jul 23, 2022 → Sep 19, 2026

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20262 milestones
  1. First overall top-10 Smoke on the Waters - The Return! 2026
  2. Most recent contest Smoke on the Waters - The Return! 2026
20192 milestones
  1. First overall past 90% of a perfect score650.8684 The Harpoon Brewery BBQ Festival
  2. Career-best overall score650.8684 The Harpoon Brewery BBQ Festival
20173 milestones
  1. 10th tracked contest The Harpoon Brewery BBQ Festival
  2. First call Hudson Valley Ribfest
  3. Career-best single call (Chicken)174.8800 Hudson Valley Ribfest
20132 milestones
  1. First tracked contest The Lexington Battle-Green BBQ Festival
  2. Peak power rating (1485) The Lexington Battle-Green BBQ Festival

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+1.924th Annual Colorado BBQ ChallengeJun 16, 2017
+1.9Lakeland Pig FestivalJan 24, 2020
+1.5The Harpoon Brewery BBQ FestivalJul 27, 2019

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-14.8The Lexington Battle-Green BBQ FestivalMay 18, 2013
-10.3Monadnock Up in Smoke BBQ FestMay 29, 2015
-10.1Harvard Fall Festival BBQ ContestSep 14, 2013
-9.5Smoke on the Waters - The Return! 2026Sep 19, 2026
-9.2The Harpoon Brewery BBQ FestivalJul 23, 2022

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20261010 100% top 100% 72.5% 72.5%
20221000 0% top 96% 83.4% 83.4%
20201000 0% top 57% 87.7% 87.7%
20192000 0% top 64% 90.4% 87.5%
20184000 25% top 80% 87% 85.5%
20176000 17% top 75% 88.5% 85%
20161000 0% top 83% 84.5% 84.5%
20151000 0% top 92% 83.6% 83.6%
20141000 0% top 75% 85.5% 85.5%
20132000 0% top 91% 84.4% 79.5%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Sep 19, 2026 Smoke on the Waters - The Return! 2026 Devon 9 / 9 (522.2856) 9 (130.8456) 9 (133.1772) 9 (117.6572) 9 (140.6056)
Jul 23, 2022 The Harpoon Brewery BBQ Festival 🏅 Windsor, VT 24 / 25 (600.4112) 22 (154.2512) 25 (135.9544) 23 (149.6456) 15 (160.5600)
Jan 24, 2020 Lakeland Pig Festival 🏅 Lakeland, FL 30 / 53 (631.2116) 11 (168) 44 (142.1716) 33 (157.0856) 14 (163.9544)
Aug 16, 2019 Hudson Valley Ribfest 🏅 New Paltz, NY 44 / 53 (609.1088) 39 (159.3828) 51 (141.1316) 45 (150.8800) 26 (157.7144)
Jul 27, 2019 The Harpoon Brewery BBQ Festival 🏅 Windsor, VT 15 / 33 (650.8684) 26 (161.1544) 33 (142.7428) 33 (135.9656) 33 (142.2060)
Aug 17, 2018 Hudson Valley Ribfest New Paltz, NY 46 / 58 (626.1600) 49 (154.8228) 17 (167.4172) 54 (147.4056) 35 (156.5144)
Jul 28, 2018 The Harpoon Brewery BBQ Festival Windsor, VT 27 / 34 (617.1204) 20 (162.2856) 30 (151.4404) 29 (151.4400) 27 (151.9544)
May 18, 2018 Salt City BBQ Festival Syracuse, NY 28 / 34 (602.1600) 17 (158.2856) 31 (143.9888) 29 (143.9200) 21 (155.9656)
Apr 6, 2018 NYC BBQ Cookoff Staten Island, NY 28 / 36 (618.1600) 28 (156.5256) 10 (161.0972) 35 (146.2400) 23 (154.2972)
Aug 18, 2017 Hudson Valley Ribfest New Paltz, NY 42 / 59 (619.3828) 3 (174.8800) 45 (150.2628) 55 (143.3944) 41 (150.8456)
Jul 29, 2017 The Harpoon Brewery BBQ Festival Windsor, VT 28 / 30 (587.9888) 19 (160.5944) 29 (142.2516) 30 (124.5600) 12 (160.5828)
Jul 7, 2017 I love Barbecue & Music Festival Lake Placid, NY 29 / 40 (615.9424) 13 (160.5368) 24 (155.4284) 25 (153.1428) 31 (146.8344)
Jun 16, 2017 24th Annual Colorado BBQ Challenge Frisco, CO 35 / 59 (637.5548) 50 (149.0860) 32 (159.9544) 15 (169.6800) 26 (158.8344)
Apr 7, 2017 NYC BBQ Cookoff Staten Island, NY 34 / 43 (598.6400) 40 (136.9484) 39 (146.2172) 27 (150.8572) 11 (164.6172)
Jan 27, 2017 Lakeland Pig Festival Lakeland, FL — — — — —
Aug 19, 2016 Hudson Valley Ribfest New Paltz, NY 43 / 52 (608.5028) 16 (168.0112) 49 (142.2516) 39 (148.5600) 40 (149.6800)
May 29, 2015 Monadnock Up in Smoke BBQ Fest Swanzey, NH 45 / 49 (602.1600) 46 (150.2400) 44 (149.7144) 40 (152.5484) 40 (149.6572)
May 31, 2014 Monadnock Up in Smoke BBQ, Beer Fest Swanzey, NH 36 / 48 (615.4056) 40 (149.1544) 13 (166.8800) 36 (154.2740) 40 (145.0972)
Sep 14, 2013 Harvard Fall Festival BBQ Contest Harvard, MA 36 / 42 (607.8512) 38 (148.5600) 19 (159.4056) 33 (152.5256) 31 (147.3600)
May 18, 2013 The Lexington Battle-Green BBQ Festival Lexington, MA 30 / 31 (536.5710) 28 (150.2856) 30 (136.5712) 30 (134.2856) 31 (115.4286)

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