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Smoke on the Waters - The Return! 2026

Sep 19–20, 2026 · Devon, United Kingdom · UNITED KINGDOM

Reps: Angela Fishlock, Mark Fishlock

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706.8344 · Master Series — Overall
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685.0856 · Master Series — Overall
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683.4400 · Master Series — Overall

Bunch of Swines won Grand Champion at the Smoke on the Waters - The Return! 2026 on September 19, 2026 in Devon, EX37 9HZ, scoring 706.8344 in a field of 9 teams. BBQ Hot Yard took Reserve Grand Champion with 685.0856. Category winners: Chicken — Bunch of Swines (176.5600); Pork Ribs — Bunch of Swines (178.8572); Pork — BBQ Hot Yard (179.4400); Brisket — Bunch of Swines (177.7028).

The contest at a glance (read off the scored boards)

How the field scored

Overall totals, every team on the board — tall stacks are where the pack sat.

How the meats cooked

Every board on one scale — the bar runs last score to first, the dot is the median.

  • Chicken 176.56
  • Pork Ribs 178.86
  • Pork 179.44
  • Brisket 177.70
117.66 179.44

Entries

9
4 judged meats

Top score

706.8344

Winning margin

21.7488
GC over RC

Field average

636.41
522.29706.83
median 651.97 · last place to winner

Perfect 180s

0

Tightest race

Chicken
9.1544 pts across the top 5

Field spread

184.5488
winner to last place

Most consistent

avg finish 1.25 across 4 meats

Double threats

5
teams with 2+ top-5 calls

Widest winning margin

Brisket
won by 7.3940 pts — Bunch of Swines

How hot was the win?

Top 9%
beats 91% of 4711 Master Series wins in the data

Form held

Strong
ρ = -0.81 between pre-contest rating and finish

Field strength

1,555
avg power rating going in

Top-rated in the field

rated 1808 pre-contest

Storylines (4 found in this contest's numbers)

Everything below is read straight out of the results — the number on each card is the one that made it a story.

A statement win

21.7488 points clear of the field

Wider than 99% of the 4,710 championships in the data

The champion won by 21.7488 points — a wider margin than 99% of championships in the data.

A hat-trick of category wins

3 category wins in a day

Bunch of Swines won Chicken, Pork Ribs, Brisket — a hat-trick, and took the Grand Championship on top of it.

  • Chicken 1st
  • Pork Ribs 1st
  • Brisket 1st

How the title was won

4 of 4 meats called to the stage

Bunch of Swines took the title on 4 calls from 4 meats, with 3 outright wins — their weakest board was pork at 2nd.

  • Chicken 1st
  • Pork Ribs 1st
  • Pork 2nd
  • Brisket 1st

Score curves (score by finishing position — steep cliffs mean a spread field, flat lines a knife fight)

Category showdown (top / average / median score per meat)

Biggest rating movers (power-rating points won and lost at this contest)

Did form hold? (pre-contest rating vs overall finish — ratings called it if the dots climb to the right)

What a call cost (the score it took to finish 1st, 5th and 10th)

Category1st5th10th
Chicken176.5600167.4056—
Pork Ribs178.8572166.2860—
Pork179.4400163.9888—
Brisket177.7028156.5600—

Official results on kcbs.us ↗

Master Series

Overall

9 entries · top 706.8344 · median 651.9656

#TeamScore
1 Bunch of Swines 706.8344
2 BBQ Hot Yard 685.0856
3 Smoke on the Wild Side 683.4400
4 Reservoir Hogs 661.1320
5 Grate Expectations 651.9656
6 Dimestore Cowboy BBQ 626.7200
7 Forks of the Fire BBQ Team 603.9088
8 Drum & Baste 586.2972
9 Chain Smokers 522.2856

Chicken

9 entries · top 176.5600 · median 167.4056

#TeamScore
1 Bunch of Swines 176.5600
2 Reservoir Hogs 170.3200
3 Grate Expectations 169.1200
4 Smoke on the Wild Side 169.1084
5 BBQ Hot Yard 167.4056
6 Forks of the Fire BBQ Team 162.8572
7 Dimestore Cowboy BBQ 151.9428
8 Drum & Baste 149.1656
9 Chain Smokers 130.8456

Pork Ribs

9 entries · top 178.8572 · median 166.2860

#TeamScore
1 Bunch of Swines 178.8572
2 BBQ Hot Yard 178.2972
3 Smoke on the Wild Side 173.7372
4 Grate Expectations 166.8572
5 Reservoir Hogs 166.2860
6 Dimestore Cowboy BBQ 158.2400
7 Forks of the Fire BBQ Team 148.5600
8 Drum & Baste 140.5256
9 Chain Smokers 133.1772

Pork

9 entries · top 179.4400 · median 163.9888

#TeamScore
1 BBQ Hot Yard 179.4400
2 Bunch of Swines 173.7144
3 Smoke on the Wild Side 170.2856
4 Grate Expectations 166.8800
5 Reservoir Hogs 163.9888
6 Dimestore Cowboy BBQ 159.9772
7 Drum & Baste 142.8572
8 Forks of the Fire BBQ Team 141.6572
9 Chain Smokers 117.6572

Brisket

9 entries · top 177.7028 · median 156.5600

#TeamScore
1 Bunch of Swines 177.7028
2 Smoke on the Wild Side 170.3088
3 Reservoir Hogs 160.5372
4 BBQ Hot Yard 159.9428
5 Dimestore Cowboy BBQ 156.5600
6 Drum & Baste 153.7488
7 Forks of the Fire BBQ Team 150.8344
8 Grate Expectations 149.1084
9 Chain Smokers 140.6056

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