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The Real Squeal BBQ

At a glance (everything the results say about this team, in numbers)

Power ranking

#1016
of 6,413 rated · rankings

Rating

1603
peak 1651 · rated over 45 contests

Best runs

4
straight top-10s · 2 straight GCs

Contests

59
in the data

First seen

2019-02-22
latest 2026-03-27

Best ToY finish

#132
Backyard 2024

Grand champs

4
4 reserve

Category wins

9
23 podiums

Overall top-10s

22
of 59 contests

Avg finish

top 45%
overall standings

Best overall

667.9432 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Current form

337.99 ▼
last 5 Backyard vs avg 371.84 (-33.85)

Walk rate

69%
contests with a top-10 call

Top-10 streak

4
best run (overall)

Best single call

179.4400

Consistency

±75.40
std dev of Backyard overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Chicken
avg 169.11 · weakest Brisket (164.57)

Road miles

6,749
mi across 59 mapped stops · furthest 588 mi

Schedule strength

51%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1566)

Purse competed for

$328K
listed at 42 contests — purses, not winnings

State championships

2 🏅
GCs in 17 state-championship entries

Master avg

667.94 / 720
1 Master contest · 0 GCs

Backyard avg

371.84 / 360
47 Backyard contests · 4 GCs

Master and Backyard overall scores sit on different scales (Master is out of 720, Backyard out of 360), so they're kept separate — averaging them together would be misleading.

This team cooks the Backyard series — its own boards, records and Team of the Year are here.

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Storylines (15 found in this team's record)

Each card leads with the number that made it a story — read straight out of their results, no editorialising.

The heartbreaker

0.5832 points from the title

Came within 0.5832 points of the Grand Championship at Roast N Boast (2022-10-28).

Against the odds

26-in-100 shot on pre-contest ratings

The ratings favoured the top seed the other 74 times in 100

Their Grand Championship at Mission Q (Backyard Only) (2020-11-20) came as the ratings underdog — roughly a 26-in-100 shot against the field's top-rated team, LEE LA Q.

Giant slayer

38 teams beaten in one weekend

Took the Grand Championship over a 38-team field at Smoke on the Falls.

  • 2021-04-09

They almost always walk

69% of contests with a top-10 call

A call in 41 of 59 contests

A top-10 category call in 69% of their 59 contests — they get to the stage more often than not.

State champions

2 state championships won

They've taken 2 state championships from 17 entries at contests carrying the title.

  • 17 state-championship entries

The one to beat

one call ahead of them

LEE LA Q has finished one call ahead of The Real Squeal BBQ 6 times — their closest competition in the data.

Their season

2021 2 Grand Championships

2021 was the year it came together: 14 contests, 2 Grand Championships and 4 category wins, at an average finish in the top 34%.

  • 14 contests
  • 9 overall top-10s
  • 4 category wins
  • average top 34%

A tough matchup

23–7 behind in the head-to-head

PUCKDADDY'S KILLER Q ahead in 77% of their meetings

PUCKDADDY'S KILLER Q has come out ahead in 23 of their 30 shared contests.

A strong matchup

9–3 ahead in the head-to-head

Ahead in 75% of their meetings

They've finished ahead of BUTSY-Q in 9 of their 12 shared contests.

Looking over their shoulder

one call behind them

LEE LA Q has landed one call behind them 6 times.

Boom or bust

±20.78% swing around their own average

Their overall swings ±20.78% of a perfect score around its own average — when it lands they're dangerous, and when it doesn't the weekend is gone by lunch.

  • averages 103.1% of a perfect score
  • best 143.6%

An October team

Top 25% average finish in October

Something about October: average finish in the top 25% across 9 contests, versus top 45% the rest of the year.

  • 9 October contests
  • top 45% the rest of the year

The long haul

6,749 road miles between contests

Contest to contest, they've covered roughly 6,749 miles across 59 mapped stops — the longest single trip being 588 miles to 3rd Annual KCBS World Invitational - Ancillary.

  • 59 mapped stops
  • furthest 588 mi

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The nearest teams in the power rankings, with a different reason on each card — six teams on one rating are rarely on it for the same reason. Rating decides who makes the list; where teams tie on it, the ones this team has actually cooked against come first, then teams at a similar point in their own career. KCBS doesn’t publish where a team is from, so nothing here is inferred from geography.

BEER-B-QUE BOYS
#1017 of the rated field
1603 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
35
GCs
2
Top-10s
40%
Peak
1612
2–1 in 3 shared contests (67% to The Real Squeal BBQ)

These two have cooked 3 of the same contests — The Real Squeal BBQ ahead 2–1 — so there's a record behind this pairing and not just a matching number.

  • rated over 35 contests
  • last seen 2025-10-17
  • on a 3-contest top-10 run
⚔ Head-to-head
Ghost Hill BBQ
#1019 of the rated field
1603 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
28
GCs
0
Top-10s
29%
Peak
1615
3–2 in 5 shared contests (60% to The Real Squeal BBQ)

Fewer contests behind them than The Real Squeal BBQ has cooked, 28 to 59, which makes theirs the less settled rating of the two.

  • rated over 28 contests
  • last seen 2026-06-12
⚔ Head-to-head
HEFTY LEFTY BBQ
#1015 of the rated field
1603 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
54
GCs
1
Top-10s
19%
Peak
1603
No shared contest yet.

This is the highest they've ever been rated, 50 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.

  • rated over 50 contests
  • last seen 2026-08-07
⚔ Head-to-head
J&C BBQ
#1009 of the rated field
1603 ▲ 0 power rating
Contests
39
GCs
1
Top-10s
31%
Peak
1603
No shared contest yet.

Their rating is built on 1 Grand Championship in 39 contests, alongside a 31% overall top-10 rate.

  • rated over 38 contests
  • last seen 2026-08-22
⚔ Head-to-head
SWEET BELLY'S BBQ
#1011 of the rated field
1603 ▲ 0 power rating
Contests
61
GCs
1
Top-10s
28%
Peak
1609
No shared contest yet.

Level with The Real Squeal BBQ on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 56 contests
  • last seen 2026-07-25
⚔ Head-to-head
CREEKSIDE SMOKERS NC
#1010 of the rated field
1603 ▲ 0 power rating
Contests
65
GCs
0
Top-10s
22%
Peak
1627
No shared contest yet.

Careers of much the same size, 65 contests to 59, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 65 contests
  • last seen 2026-08-07
⚔ Head-to-head

Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)

OpponentMeetingsAheadBehindWin rate
LEE LA Q 42 18 24 43% ⚔ compare
RIBLIFE 35 15 20 43% ⚔ compare
REDBONES BBQ 32 18 14 56% ⚔ compare
PUCKDADDY'S KILLER Q 30 7 23 23% ⚔ compare
Hickory Hangover 29 10 19 34% ⚔ compare
HELL ON SQUEALS 28 11 17 39% ⚔ compare
Dixie Pigs & Chick's BBQ Team 25 15 10 60% ⚔ compare
2 Swine Crew 24 6 18 25% ⚔ compare
NORALA BBQ TEAM 23 6 17 26% ⚔ compare
HOLY SMOKIN!!! 19 13 6 68% ⚔ compare
Smokey Bees BBQ - MS 18 3 15 17% ⚔ compare
Jury's Out 16 7 9 44% ⚔ compare
VETERAN PORK PULLERS 14 9 5 64% ⚔ compare
LENOX & SON BBQ COMPANY 14 7 7 50% ⚔ compare
PERFECTLY BLENDED 14 6 8 43% ⚔ compare

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 52 29 4 11 179.4400 149.6344 169.11 top 44%
Pork Ribs 53 29 3 7 177.1428 149.0628 167.54 top 44%
Pork 19 9 2 5 176.5600 154.2172 166.34 top 45%
Brisket 1 0 0 0 164.5716 164.5716 164.57 top 73%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By state / province

WhereContestsGCsAvg finish
AL394top 47%
MS50top 26%
TN30top 34%
OK10top 100%

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Small (<20 teams)150top 51%
Medium (20–39)254top 39%
Large (40+)80top 50%

Contest-by-contest record (recurring contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Reelin N Smokin Backyard BBQ Competition (BACKYARD ONLY) 3 1 1 top 52% 2024-06-07
Mission Q (Backyard Only) 3 1 1 top 23% 2022-09-16
Christmas on the River State Bar B Q Championship 3 4 0 top 57% 2024-12-06
Poosa Q 3 12 0 top 35% 2024-10-04
Fire at the Foothills (BACKYARD ONLY) 3 3 0 top 48% 2024-04-05
Roast N Boast 3 2 0 top 33% 2022-10-28
The High on the Hog Festival (BACKYARD ONLY) 2 11 0 top 37% 2024-05-17
Smoke on the Falls 2 20 0 top 89% 2022-04-08
Smoke in the Park (BACKYARD & KIDS QUE) 2 15 0 top 71% 2021-08-06
Fire at the Foothills (BACKYARD ONLY) 2 2 0 top 24% 2021-04-17

The story so far (21 numbers that describe this team)

On the trail 7.1 yrs 2019-02-22 → 2026-03-27
Busiest season 2021 14 contests · 2 GCs
Contests a season 4.5 across 13 seasons in the data
Cooks most in AL 47 of 59 contests · 4 states/provinces in all
Contests visited 32 10 of them cooked more than once
Most-entered meat Pork Ribs 53 entries · 3 wins · 29 calls
Strongest meat Chicken averages 169.11 · weakest Brisket (164.57)
Walk rate 69% a top-10 call in 41 of 59 contests
Overall top-10 rate 37% 22 of 59 contests
Wins it all 7% 4 Grand Championships · 4 reserve
First title 2020-02-21 Capital City Cook Off
Best top-10 run 4 straight contests
Master average 667.94 out of 720 · 1 contest · 0 GCs
Backyard average 371.84 out of 360 · 47 contests · 4 GCs
Opponents faced 782 1,101–797 across every shared overall standing
Road miles 6,749 59 mapped stops · furthest 588 mi
Schedule strength 1566 average field rating faced — tougher than 51% of rated contests
Purse competed for $328,360 listed at 42 contests — purses, not winnings
State championships 2 from 17 state-championship entries
Longest layoff 1.1 yrs 2017-04-07 → 2018-05-18
Power rating 1603 peak 1651 · #1016 of 6,413 rated

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

  1. 2014
  2. First tracked contest Bama Brew & Que
  3. 2015
  4. First call Fire at the Foothills BBQ & Chili Cook-Off (BACKYARD CONTEST)
  5. 2019
  6. First overall past 90% of a perfect score330.1828 Bama Q Capital City Cook-Off
  7. 10th tracked contest Smoke On the Diamond(BACKYARD ONLY)
  8. First overall top-10 Fire at the Foothills(BACKYARD ONLY)
  9. First overall podium Smokin' & Stokin' Trussville (BACKYARD ONLY)
  10. First Reserve Championship Smokin' & Stokin' Trussville (BACKYARD ONLY)
  11. 2020
  12. First category win (Pork Ribs) Capital City Cook Off
  13. First Grand Championship Capital City Cook Off
  14. First state championship Capital City Cook Off
  15. 2021
  16. Biggest field won (38 teams) Smoke on the Falls
  17. 25th tracked contest Reelin N Smokin Backyard BBQ Competition (BACKYARD ONLY)
  18. 2022
  19. Career-best single call (Chicken)179.4400 Smoke on the Water BBQ Festival (Backyard)
  20. Peak power rating (1651) Roast N Boast
  21. Career-best overall score667.9432 4th Annual KCBS World Invitational - OPEN
  22. 2023
  23. 50th tracked contest Poosa Q
  24. 2026
  25. Most recent contest Singing River Smoke-O-Rama (BACKYARD ONLY)

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+19.1Capital City Cook Off2020-02-21
+16.3Mission Q (Backyard Only)2020-11-20
+15.4Smoke on the Falls2021-04-09
+14.9Smokin' & Stokin' Trussville (BACKYARD ONLY)2019-10-11
+14.2Reelin N Smokin Backyard BBQ Competition (BACKYARD ONLY)2021-06-11

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-18.9Reelin N Smokin Backyard BBQ Competition (BACKYARD ONLY)2024-06-07
-11.9Smoke on the Falls2022-04-08
-9.5Singing River Smoke-O-Rama (BACKYARD ONLY)2026-03-27
-9.2Kick It In The Sticks (BACKYARD)2021-06-04
-8.5Smoke in the Park (BACKYARD & KIDS QUE)2021-08-06

Category scores over time

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20261000 0% top 74% 90.9% 90.9%
20251000 100% top 35% 96.2% 96.2%
20246011 67% top 66% 95.9% 85.9%
20236010 83% top 46% 135.8% 102.1%
202211052 55% top 48% 143.6% 106.4%
202114294 86% top 34% 143.3% 105.6%
20206232 83% top 36% 134.9% 108.1%
20196030 100% top 46% 141.1% 108%
20182000 50%
20171000 0%
20162000 0%
20152000 50%
20141000 0%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2026-03-27 Singing River Smoke-O-Rama (BACKYARD ONLY) Athens, AL 32 / 43 (327.3256) 21 (170.8228) 38 (156.5028)
2025-04-11 Smoke on the Falls BBQ Competition 🏅 Gadsden, AL 11 / 31 (346.2400) 19 (170.8228) 7 (175.4172)
2024-12-06 Christmas on the River State Bar B Q Championship 🏅 Demopolis, AL 8 / 11 (345.1088) 2 (178.8572) 12 (166.2516)
2024-10-04 Poosa Q 🏅 Montgomery, AL 34 / 59 (336.5028) 27 (170.2628) 39 (166.2400)
2024-09-13 Smoke on the Water Guntersville (BACKYARD ONLY) Guntersville, AL 18 / 33 (334.7772) 12 (170.8344) 27 (163.9428)
2024-06-07 Reelin N Smokin Backyard BBQ Competition (BACKYARD ONLY) Huntsville, AL 35 / 35 (174.2628) 8 (174.2628)
2024-05-17 The High on the Hog Festival (BACKYARD ONLY) Winchester, TN 16 / 39 (337.6572) 23 (167.9656) 14 (169.6916) 5 (173.1200)
2024-04-05 Fire at the Foothills (BACKYARD ONLY) Chelsea, AL 11 / 16 (327.8972) 14 (158.2172) 8 (169.6800) 1 (173.1200)
2023-10-21 Battle for the Bones (ONE MEAT RIBS) Birmingham, AL 4 (169.1544)
2023-10-05 Poosa Q 🏅 Montgomery, AL 12 / 73 (344.5256) 8 (175.4056) 24 (169.1200)
2023-09-08 Bernard Blues and BBQ Cookoff (BACKYARD ONLY) Cullman, AL 13 / 19 (326.7888) 16 (161.0972) 7 (165.6916)
2023-08-04 Smoke in the Outfield (BACKYARD) (TEAM REGISTRATION FULL) Madison, AL 30 / 58 (337.1432) 43 (163.9772) 14 (173.1660)
2023-05-19 The High on the Hog Festival (BACKYARD ONLY) Winchester, TN 11 / 34 (339.9428) 5 (176.5600) 20 (163.3828)
2023-04-14 Fire at the Foothills (BACKYARD ONLY) 🏅 Chelsea, AL 10 / 17 (489.0172) 8 (166.2744) 6 (166.8228) 15 (155.9200)
2022-12-01 Christmas on the River State Bar B Q Championship 🏅 Demopolis, AL 10 / 13 (333.0744) 4 (173.7144) 15 (159.3600)
2022-11-12 4th Annual KCBS World Invitational - BACKYARD SERIES INVITATIONAL unrated Gadsden, AL 35 / 49 (329.0516) 35 (166.2400) 35 (162.8116)
2022-11-11 4th Annual KCBS World Invitational - OPEN unrated Gadsden, AL 66 / 91 (667.9432) 55 (170.2628) 44 (169.1660) 77 (163.9428) 66 (164.5716)
2022-10-28 Roast N Boast 🏅 Columbus, MS 2 / 8 (517.0856) 1 (173.1544) 7 (169.6684) 3 (174.2628)
2022-10-21 Barbecue With A View (BACKYARD ONLY) Vicksburg, MS 6 / 28 (343.4172) 1 (177.1428) 15 (166.2744)
2022-09-16 Mission Q (Backyard Only) Tuscumbia, AL 4 / 18 (349.7032) 8 (173.1316) 4 (176.5716)
2022-06-10 Reelin N Smokin Backyard BBQ Competition (BACKYARD ONLY) Huntsville, AL 12 / 23 (329.0744) 11 (168.5256) 15 (160.5488)
2022-05-05 Poosa Q 🏅 Montgomery, AL 22 / 72 (334.2284) 30 (163.9656) 12 (170.2628)
2022-04-22 Smoke on the Water BBQ Festival (Backyard) Florence, AL 11 / 34 (504.4796) 3 (179.4400) 14 (167.4056) 29 (157.6340)
2022-04-08 Smoke on the Falls 🏅 Gadsden, AL 36 / 34 (326.1712) 47 (155.9084) 12 (170.2628)
2022-04-02 Fire at the Foothills (BACKYARD ONLY) Chelsea, AL 3 / 20 (514.2172) 3 (173.7144) 8 (171.9656) 7 (168.5372)
2021-12-02 Christmas on the River State Bar B Q Championship 🏅 Demopolis, AL 4 / 19 (340.5256) 5 (173.1200) 5 (167.4056)
2021-11-19 Mission Q (Backyard Only) Tuscumbia, AL 6 / 14 (338.8344) 5 (170.8344) 8 (168.0000)
2021-11-12 3rd Annual KCBS World Invitational - Backyard unrated Shawnee, OK 33 / 33 (311.8628) 32 (162.8000) 33 (149.0628)
2021-11-11 3rd Annual KCBS World Invitational - Ancillary unrated Shawnee, OK 17 (170.2744)
2021-10-22 Railyard BBQ Fest (BACKYARD ONLY) Madison, AL 3 / 30 (346.2284) 8 (171.9656) 3 (174.2628)
2021-10-08 Scottsboro BBQ Festival (BACKYARD & KIDS QUE ONLY) Scottsboro, AL 7 / 31 (337.7144) 11 (169.1544) 7 (168.5600)
2021-09-18 Downtown Madtown BBQ Showdown - One Meat Rib Contest Madison, AL 5 (170.8344)
2021-08-27 Roast-N-Boast 🏅 Columbus, MS 8 / 19 (494.1596) 5 (169.1200) 10 (154.7884) 5 (170.2512)
2021-08-06 Smoke in the Park (BACKYARD & KIDS QUE) Glencoe, AL 22 / 31 (494.1716) 14 (165.1084) 12 (170.2744) 1 (176.5600)
2021-06-11 Reelin N Smokin Backyard BBQ Competition (BACKYARD ONLY) Huntsville, AL 1 / 31 (348.0000) 1 (178.8800) 12 (169.1200)
2021-06-04 Kick It In The Sticks (BACKYARD) Butler, AL 11 / 14 (334.8000) 8 (168.5256) 10 (166.2744)
2021-05-21 Twin States Barbecue Showdown (BACKYARD ONLY) Meridian, MS 2 / 22 (350.2744) 4 (174.8572) 3 (175.4172)
2021-04-17 Fire at the Foothills (BACKYARD ONLY) Chelsea, AL 2 / 21 (515.9660) 1 (174.2744) 5 (170.2744) 2 (171.4172)
2021-04-09 Smoke on the Falls 🏅 Gadsden, AL 1 / 38 (349.1656) 8 (172.0228) 1 (177.1428)
2020-11-20 Mission Q (Backyard Only) Tuscumbia, AL 1 / 21 (349.7372) 3 (174.8800) 1 (174.8572)
2020-10-09 Roast-N-Boast 🏅 Columbus, MS 12 / 36 (485.6344) 12 (161.0972) 13 (163.4060) 13 (161.1312)
2020-09-25 Southern Sounds BBQ & Bluefest Backyard Contest 🏅 Semmes, AL 7 / 23 (331.9544) 14 (164.5372) 5 (167.4172)
2020-09-18 Smoke on the Falls 🏅 Gadsden, AL 20 / 28 (330.1940) 33 (162.2168) 10 (167.9772)
2020-08-07 Smoke in the Park (BACKYARD ONLY) Glencoe, AL 15 / 21 (484.4228) 15 (162.8000) 9 (167.4056) 21 (154.2172)
2020-02-21 Capital City Cook Off 🏅 Montgomery, AL 1 / 25 (352.5716) 2 (176.5600) 1 (176.0116)
2019-11-01 West Alabama State Fair Barbeque Cookoff (BACKYARD ONLY) Northport, AL 10 / 15 (334.2172) 10 (165.0972) 6 (169.1200)
2019-10-25 Jack Daniel's World Championship Shade Tree Contest (BACKYARD) (JUDGES FULL) Lynchburg, TN 12 / 42 (507.9312) 5 (174.2628) 4 (174.8572) 36 (158.8112)
2019-10-11 Smokin' & Stokin' Trussville (BACKYARD ONLY) Trussville, AL 2 / 17 (495.9544) 3 (171.4172) 2 (169.7372) 12 (154.8000)
2019-04-05 Fire at the Foothills(BACKYARD ONLY) Chelsea, AL 7 / 18 (344.5372) 8 (170.2628) 4 (174.2744)
2019-03-22 Smoke On the Diamond(BACKYARD ONLY) Brookwood, AL 13 / 17 (319.8972) 15 (155.9200) 8 (163.9772) 7 (166.8228)
2019-02-22 Bama Q Capital City Cook-Off 🏅 Montgomery, AL 14 / 27 (330.1828) 2 (173.1084) 16 (157.0744)
2018-10-26 Jack Daniel's World Championship Shade Tree Contest (BACKYARD) (JUDGES FULL) Lynchburg, TN 7 (171.4056) 27 (162.2516) 17 (167.9656)
2018-05-18 Smoke on the Diamond (BACKYARD ONLY) Brookwood, AL
2017-04-07 Smoke on the Falls Gadsden, AL
2016-10-21 Jack Daniel's World Championship Shade Tree Contest (BACKYARD) Lynchburg, TN 28 (162.8800) 15 (166.8456) 17 (167.3828)
2016-10-07 Bacon Brew & Que Tuscaloosa, AL
2015-09-25 Bama Brew & Que Tuscaloosa, AL
2015-04-17 Fire at the Foothills BBQ & Chili Cook-Off (BACKYARD CONTEST) Chelsea, AL 6 (166.2856) 2 (173.1316)
2014-09-12 Bama Brew & Que Tuscaloosa, AL

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

Team of the Year standings (rank per category by season — year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2024 ↗ Backyard #132 (429 pts) #126 (504 pts) #152 (369 pts)
2023 ↗ Backyard #79 (761 pts) #94 (703 pts)
2023 ↗ Master #1255 (60 pts) #1319 (60 pts) #771 (246 pts) #1287 (60 pts) #1296 (60 pts)
2022 ↗ Backyard #18 (1169 pts) #57 (784 pts)
2021 ↗ Backyard #16 (1133 pts) #16 (1179 pts)
2021 ↗ Master #895 (159 pts)

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