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AESOP'S TABLE THE PORKER'S PIT

AESOP'S TABLE THE PORKER'S PIT is a competition barbecue team with 7 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2014 and 2018. Their best overall finish is 27th of 30 at the Sam's Club National BBQ Tour (2014). They are ranked #5710 of 6,491 teams in the KCBS power rankings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Power ranking

#5,710
of 6,491 rated · rankings

Rating

1446
peak 1446 · rated over 7 contests

Contests

7
in the data

First seen

May 16, 2014
latest May 11, 2018 · 4 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#1784
Master 2014 · every season

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
0 podiums

Overall top-10s

0
0% of 7 contests

Avg finish

top 83%
overall standings

Best overall

653.1432 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Current form

625.02 ▲
last 5 Master vs avg 624.02 (+1.00)

Walk rate

14%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

172.5944
Pork Ribs · Minnesota in May

Consistency

±14.04
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Chicken
avg 160.40 · weakest Brisket (151.21)

Road miles

92
across 7 mapped stops

Schedule strength

27%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1537)

Master avg

624.02 / 720
7 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (3 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

A tough matchup

7–0 behind in the head-to-head

ACES HIGH BBQ ahead in 100% of their meetings

ACES HIGH BBQ has come out ahead in 7 of their 7 shared contests.

The weak link

−9.2 points behind their best meat

Brisket is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 9.19 points below their chicken, and turns into a call 0% of the time against 0%.

  • Brisket avg 151.21
  • Chicken avg 160.40
  • 0 calls in 7 entries

A strong matchup

4–0 ahead in the head-to-head

Ahead in 100% of their meetings

They've finished ahead of 3 THIRDS BBQ in 4 of their 4 shared contests.

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2018 ↗ Master #1954 (60 pts) #2012 (60 pts) #1996 (60 pts) #2030 (60 pts) #1990 (60 pts)
2017 ↗ Master #2212 (60 pts) #2286 (60 pts) #2304 (60 pts) #2260 (60 pts) #2266 (60 pts)
2016 ↗ Master #1965 (115 pts) #1883 (120 pts) #1307 (240 pts) #2024 (115 pts) #1749 (135 pts)
2015 ↗ Master #2158 (60 pts) #2209 (60 pts) #2209 (60 pts) #2225 (60 pts) #2214 (60 pts)
2014 ↗ Master #1784 (130 pts) #1870 (130 pts) #1513 (180 pts) #1535 (180 pts) #1836 (130 pts)

Overall rank by season

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The teams rated closest to AESOP'S TABLE THE PORKER'S PIT, each with one reason worth a look.

98 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.

Diabolical Pig
#5,705 of the rated field
1446 power rating
Contests
7
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1446

Careers of much the same size, 7 contests to 7, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 7 contests
  • last seen Jun 19, 2026
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FOWL HOGZ
#5,714 of the rated field
1446 power rating
Contests
7
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1446

Level with AESOP'S TABLE THE PORKER'S PIT on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 7 contests
  • last seen Apr 12, 2024
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SLAB AND TICKLE BBQ
#5,723 of the rated field
1445 power rating
Contests
7
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1445

Careers of much the same size, 7 contests to 7, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 7 contests
  • last seen Mar 31, 2017
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LEGACY SMOKERS
#5,712 of the rated field
1446 power rating
Contests
7
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1446

Their last contest in the data was back in 2014, 4 years before AESOP'S TABLE THE PORKER'S PIT's most recent — their rating stopped moving when they stopped cooking.

  • rated over 7 contests
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Smoke Dat Hog BBQ
#5,702 of the rated field
1446 power rating
Contests
8
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1446

This is the highest they've ever been rated, 8 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.

  • rated over 8 contests
  • last seen Jun 5, 2026
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Trailer Pork Bros
#5,707 of the rated field
1446 power rating
Contests
8
GCs
0
Top-10s
13%
Peak
1446

They turned up 8 years after AESOP'S TABLE THE PORKER'S PIT did, first appearing in 2022.

  • rated over 8 contests
  • last seen May 4, 2024
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Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)

OpponentMeetingsAheadBehindWin rate
BIG CITY BBQ 7 1 6 14% ⚔ compare
ACES HIGH BBQ 7 0 7 0% ⚔ compare
SHIGGIN & GRINNIN 7 0 7 0% ⚔ compare
Totally Sauced 7 0 7 0% ⚔ compare
QUETOPIA 6 0 6 0% ⚔ compare
CASE OF RIBS 6 0 6 0% ⚔ compare
CROIX VALLEY SAUCES 6 0 6 0% ⚔ compare
CITY SLICKERS BBQ 6 0 6 0% ⚔ compare
ROLLIN' SMOKE BBQ SD 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
NECTAR OF THE HOGS 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
SPITFIRE 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
Hogline 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
TRUE SMOKE BBQ 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
MONKEYS' UNCLES BBQ 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
GRUMPY OLD MEN BBQ 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 7 0 0 0 164.0344 154.2744 160.40 top 68%
Pork Ribs 7 1 0 0 172.5944 140.4116 155.87 top 67%
Pork 7 0 0 0 168.0228 149.0972 156.54 top 80%
Brisket 7 0 0 0 163.4172 137.6116 151.21 top 76%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Medium (20–39)20top 93%
Large (40+)50top 79%

Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Minnesota in May 3 54 0 top 87% May 11, 2018
Sam's Club National BBQ Tour 2 27 0 top 93% Jul 22, 2016
Minnesota in May 2 33 0 top 66% May 13, 2016

More numbers

Busiest season 2016 2 contests
Contests a season 1.4 across 5 seasons in the data
Most contests held in MN 7 of 7 contests
Contests visited 3 3 of them more than once
Opponents faced 173 finished ahead 77 times, behind 306

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20181 milestone
  1. Most recent contest Minnesota in May
20164 milestones
  1. First call Minnesota in May
  2. First overall past 90% of a perfect score653.1432 Minnesota in May
  3. Career-best overall score653.1432 Minnesota in May
  4. Career-best single call (Pork Ribs)172.5944 Minnesota in May
20142 milestones
  1. First tracked contest Minnesota in May
  2. Peak power rating (1490) Minnesota in May

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+3.6Minnesota in MayMay 13, 2016

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-11.2Sam's Club National BBQ TourJul 18, 2014
-11.2Minnesota in MayMay 15, 2015
-11.1Sam's Club National BBQ TourJul 22, 2016
-10.4Minnesota in MayMay 16, 2014
-9.7Minnesota in MayMay 12, 2017

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20181000 0% top 77% 88.1% 88.1%
20171000 0% top 92% 85% 85%
20162000 50% top 72% 90.7% 87.9%
20151000 0% top 92% 85.2% 85.2%
20142000 0% top 88% 86.8% 86.3%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
May 11, 2018 Minnesota in May Falcon Heights, MN 54 / 70 (634.1720) 54 (160.5488) 31 (165.7372) 52 (161.6916) 64 (146.1944)
May 12, 2017 Minnesota in May Falcon Heights, MN 65 / 71 (611.8288) 29 (164.0344) 49 (159.9656) 68 (150.2172) 69 (137.6116)
Jul 22, 2016 Sam's Club National BBQ Tour Woodbury, MN 29 / 30 (612.4920) 24 (162.2744) 30 (146.2744) 30 (149.0972) 21 (154.8460)
May 13, 2016 Minnesota in May Falcon Heights, MN 33 / 71 (653.1432) 36 (163.4628) 5 (172.5944) 57 (157.0972) 40 (159.9888)
May 15, 2015 Minnesota in May St. Paul, MN 55 / 60 (613.4860) 38 (160.5372) 60 (140.4116) 60 (149.1200) 31 (163.4172)
Jul 18, 2014 Sam's Club National BBQ Tour Woodbury, MN 27 / 30 (624.9600) 28 (154.2744) 15 (162.2400) 25 (160.5256) 25 (147.9200)
May 16, 2014 Minnesota in May Falcon Heights, MN 50 / 58 (618.0800) 42 (157.6800) 56 (143.8972) 15 (168.0228) 48 (148.4800)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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