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GRUMPY OLD MEN BBQ

At a glance (everything the results say about this team, in numbers)

Power ranking

#3400
of 6,413 rated · rankings

Rating

1495
peak 1511 · rated over 33 contests

Contests

33
in the data

First seen

2013-05-17
latest 2022-06-03

Best ToY finish

#750
Master 2014

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

1
4 podiums

Overall top-10s

0
of 33 contests

Avg finish

top 58%
overall standings

Best overall

677.0168 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Current form

654.28 ▲
last 5 Master vs avg 651.61 (+2.67)

Walk rate

42%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

177.1428

Consistency

±15.47
std dev of Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Chicken
avg 167.33 · weakest Pork Ribs (159.36)

Road miles

2,265
mi across 33 mapped stops · furthest 123 mi

Schedule strength

37%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1548)

Purse competed for

$21K
listed at 2 contests — purses, not winnings

State championships

0 🏅
GCs in 2 state-championship entries

Master avg

651.61 / 720
33 Master contests · 0 GCs

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Storylines (11 found in this team's record)

Each card leads with the number that made it a story — read straight out of their results, no editorialising.

High-water mark

677.0168 career-best overall

94.0% of a perfect 720

Their best day on record: 677.0168 at 10th Annual Big Island BBQ — 94.0% of a perfect 720.

  • Master
  • 2017-08-25

The one to beat

one call ahead of them

Borgy the BBQ Butcher has finished one call ahead of GRUMPY OLD MEN BBQ 2 times — their closest competition in the data.

Their season

2014 their best year

2014 was the year it came together: 5 contests, 0 Grand Championships and 0 category wins, at an average finish in the top 44%.

  • 5 contests
  • 0 overall top-10s
  • 0 category wins
  • average top 44%

A tough matchup

25–0 behind in the head-to-head

SHIGGIN & GRINNIN ahead in 100% of their meetings

SHIGGIN & GRINNIN has come out ahead in 25 of their 25 shared contests.

The weak link

−8.0 points behind their best meat

Pork Ribs is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 7.96 points below their chicken, and turns into a call 3% of the time against 24%.

  • Pork Ribs avg 159.36
  • Chicken avg 167.33
  • 1 calls in 33 entries

A strong matchup

13–1 ahead in the head-to-head

Ahead in 93% of their meetings

They've finished ahead of 3 THIRDS BBQ in 13 of their 14 shared contests.

Chicken nemesis

20 of 25 shared chicken entries lost

SHIGGIN & GRINNIN ahead 80% of the time

Even in their strongest meat, SHIGGIN & GRINNIN has out-cooked them in 20 of 25 shared chicken entries.

Looking over their shoulder

one call behind them

F n G BBQ has landed one call behind them 2 times.

The metronome

±2.15% swing around their own average

Their overall lands within ±2.15% of a perfect score of their own average — whatever the field, you know roughly what they'll turn in.

  • averages 90.5% of a perfect score
  • 33 contests

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The nearest teams in the power rankings, with a different reason on each card — six teams on one rating are rarely on it for the same reason. Rating decides who makes the list; where teams tie on it, the ones this team has actually cooked against come first, then teams at a similar point in their own career. KCBS doesn’t publish where a team is from, so nothing here is inferred from geography.

127 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.

SMOKING JOE'S BARBERQ
#3397 of the rated field
1495 ▲ 0 power rating
Contests
27
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1523
2–0 in 2 shared contests (100% to GRUMPY OLD MEN BBQ)

2 contests in common so far: too few to settle anything, but a team GRUMPY OLD MEN BBQ has actually stood beside rather than a stranger on the same rating.

  • rated over 27 contests
  • last seen 2025-09-26
⚔ Head-to-head
MIDWEST JUNCTION BBQ
#3396 of the rated field
1495 ▲ 0 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1495
1–0 in 1 shared contest (100% to GRUMPY OLD MEN BBQ)

Their last contest in the data was back in 2017, 5 years before GRUMPY OLD MEN BBQ's most recent — their rating stopped moving when they stopped cooking.

  • rated over 5 contests
⚔ Head-to-head
CHICK HUGGINS BBQ
#3418 of the rated field
1495 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
31
GCs
0
Top-10s
10%
Peak
1513
No shared contest yet.

Careers of much the same size, 31 contests to 33, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 29 contests
  • last seen 2026-04-17
⚔ Head-to-head
Old Man Jeff
#3411 of the rated field
1495 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
20
GCs
0
Top-10s
10%
Peak
1522
No shared contest yet.

20 contests and no Grand Championship yet — a rating made of 10% top-10 finishes rather than wins.

  • rated over 20 contests
  • last seen 2022-07-23
⚔ Head-to-head
ROOSTER'S COMPETITION BBQ TEAM
#3407 of the rated field
1495 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
18
GCs
0
Top-10s
6%
Peak
1515
No shared contest yet.

They turned up 6 years after GRUMPY OLD MEN BBQ did, first appearing in 2019.

  • rated over 18 contests
  • last seen 2025-05-02
⚔ Head-to-head
BAERL B Q (DE)
#3390 of the rated field
1496 ▲ 0 power rating
Contests
18
GCs
0
Top-10s
6%
Peak
1496
No shared contest yet.

This is the highest they've ever been rated, 17 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.

  • rated over 17 contests
  • last seen 2018-09-22
⚔ Head-to-head

Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)

OpponentMeetingsAheadBehindWin rate
Hogline 26 2 24 8% ⚔ compare
SHIGGIN & GRINNIN 25 0 25 0% ⚔ compare
CASE OF RIBS 22 7 15 32% ⚔ compare
TRUE SMOKE BBQ 22 3 19 14% ⚔ compare
ACES HIGH BBQ 21 5 16 24% ⚔ compare
DRY 2 DA BONE 21 2 19 10% ⚔ compare
LUCKY'S Q 21 0 21 0% ⚔ compare
BLACK DOG BBQ IA 20 7 13 35% ⚔ compare
SPITFIRE 20 0 20 0% ⚔ compare
MYASSIS SMOKIN 19 9 10 47% ⚔ compare
Totally Sauced 19 2 17 11% ⚔ compare
NECTAR OF THE HOGS 18 4 14 22% ⚔ compare
CITY SLICKERS BBQ 18 3 15 17% ⚔ compare
CROIX VALLEY SAUCES 18 3 15 17% ⚔ compare
GRILLS GONE WILD IOWA 18 1 17 6% ⚔ compare

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 33 8 1 3 176.5600 155.9656 167.33 top 43%
Pork Ribs 33 1 0 0 169.7144 146.2858 159.36 top 67%
Pork 33 6 0 1 177.1428 154.2056 164.62 top 51%
Brisket 33 3 0 0 171.4400 147.9772 160.31 top 57%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By state / province

WhereContestsGCsAvg finish
MN300top 57%
IA30top 64%

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Small (<20 teams)10top 84%
Medium (20–39)30top 64%
Large (40+)290top 56%

Contest-by-contest record (recurring contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Smokin in Steele (Master & Backyard Contest) 7 11 0 top 50% 2022-06-03
Minnesota in May 3 39 0 top 61% 2018-05-11
*Up in Smoke BBQ Bash 3 29 0 top 64% 2017-07-21
Fire on Ice Barbecue World Championship 2 39 0 top 76% 2018-03-02
Minnesota in May 2 20 0 top 36% 2016-05-13
Bend of the River CookOut 2 28 0 top 63% 2015-06-12
Med City BBQ & Musicfest 2 23 0 top 55% 2014-08-08

The story so far (17 numbers that describe this team)

On the trail 9 yrs 2013-05-17 → 2022-06-03
Busiest season 2016 6 contests
Contests a season 4.1 across 8 seasons in the data
Cooks most in MN 30 of 33 contests · 2 states/provinces in all
Contests visited 19 7 of them cooked more than once
Most-entered meat Chicken 33 entries · 1 win · 8 calls
Strongest meat Chicken averages 167.33 · weakest Pork Ribs (159.36)
Walk rate 42% a top-10 call in 14 of 33 contests
Overall top-10 rate 0% 0 of 33 contests
Master average 651.61 out of 720 · 33 contests · 0 GCs
Opponents faced 497 728–916 across every shared overall standing
Road miles 2,265 33 mapped stops · furthest 123 mi
Schedule strength 1548 average field rating faced — tougher than 37% of rated contests
Purse competed for $21,250 listed at 2 contests — purses, not winnings
State championships 0 from 2 state-championship entries
Longest layoff 3 yrs 2019-05-31 → 2022-06-03
Power rating 1495 peak 1511 · #3400 of 6,413 rated

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

  1. 2013
  2. First tracked contest Minnesota in May
  3. First call Smoking Knights BBQ Competition
  4. 2014
  5. First overall past 90% of a perfect score651.9200 Minnesota in May
  6. 10th tracked contest Big Island BBQ
  7. 2016
  8. First category win (Chicken) Minnesota in May
  9. Peak power rating (1511) Treasure Island BBQ/ Steak Food Fest
  10. 2017
  11. 25th tracked contest Smokin In Steele
  12. Career-best overall score677.0168 10th Annual Big Island BBQ
  13. Career-best single call (Pork)177.1428 10th Annual Big Island BBQ
  14. 2022
  15. Most recent contest Smokin in Steele (Master & Backyard Contest)

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+12.48th Annual Big Island BBQ2015-08-28
+12.4Smokin in Steele2016-06-03
+11.7Smokin in Steele2014-05-30
+10.410th Annual Big Island BBQ2017-08-25
+8.9Big Island BBQ2014-08-22

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-9.4Med City BBQ & Musicfest2015-08-07
-9.3Smoking Knights BBQ Competition2013-06-21
-8.3Minnesota in May2013-05-17
-8.3Lake Minnetonka BBQ & Beer Fest (Teams spots Full)2016-08-12
-7.9Smokin' in Steele2013-05-31

Category scores over time

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Team of the Year rank by season

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20221000 100% top 61% 92.9% 92.9%
20191000 0% top 67% 89.3% 89.3%
20184000 0% top 64% 91.3% 90.6%
20175000 40% top 52% 94% 90.6%
20166001 83% top 52% 93% 91.5%
20156000 33% top 62% 93.6% 89.9%
20145000 40% top 44% 93.8% 91.7%
20135000 40% top 73% 90% 88.4%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2022-06-03 Smokin in Steele (Master & Backyard Contest) 🏅 Owatonna, MN 20 / 33 (669.0516) 6 (173.7144) 20 (167.3944) 19 (167.9772) 26 (159.9656)
2019-05-31 Smokin In Steele 🏅 Owatonna, MN 29 / 43 (642.7200) 17 (171.4056) 33 (155.9316) 28 (163.3828) 33 (152.0000)
2018-08-24 11th Annual Big Island BBQ Alberta Lea, MN 30 / 49 (651.3260) 24 (168.0116) 29 (163.4060) 22 (165.1200) 36 (154.7884)
2018-06-01 Smokin In Steele Owatonna, MN 31 / 45 (651.2916) 20 (167.4172) 26 (163.4060) 39 (154.2056) 18 (166.2628)
2018-05-11 Minnesota in May Falcon Heights, MN 39 / 70 (657.0168) 27 (167.9656) 47 (160.5600) 41 (164.5256) 29 (163.9656)
2018-03-02 Fire on Ice Barbecue World Championship Onamia, MN 39 / 57 (650.8228) 42 (161.1772) 24 (166.8228) 27 (167.4400) 46 (155.3828)
2017-08-25 10th Annual Big Island BBQ Albert Lea, MN 15 / 56 (677.0168) 3 (176.5600) 33 (162.7884) 2 (177.1428) 31 (160.5256)
2017-07-21 *Up in Smoke BBQ Bash Mason City, IA 29 / 49 (653.5772) 23 (165.7028) 40 (155.9660) 38 (162.2284) 14 (169.6800)
2017-06-02 Smokin In Steele Owatonna, MN 15 / 46 (670.1828) 13 (171.4400) 31 (159.3716) 17 (168.5256) 9 (170.8456)
2017-05-12 Minnesota in May Falcon Heights, MN 42 / 71 (640.4000) 52 (158.2512) 64 (153.6688) 40 (161.0972) 19 (167.3828)
2017-03-03 Fire on Ice Barbecue World Championship Onamia, MN 39 / 47 (619.8628) 43 (157.7028) 33 (158.8000) 41 (155.3828) 40 (147.9772)
2016-08-26 9th Annual Big Island BBQ Albert Lea, MN 26 / 48 (658.7316) 27 (167.9772) 41 (155.9200) 31 (163.3944) 8 (171.4400)
2016-08-12 Lake Minnetonka BBQ & Beer Fest (Teams spots Full) Tonka Bay, MN 29 / 35 (651.9084) 33 (158.7884) 21 (165.7144) 10 (169.7028) 28 (157.7028)
2016-07-22 Up in Smoke BBQ Bash Mason City, IA 35 / 47 (655.3712) 27 (167.9656) 38 (159.9772) 35 (163.4056) 28 (164.0228)
2016-06-17 Treasure Island BBQ/ Steak Food Fest Red Wing, MN 17 / 34 (652.4456) 20 (164.5256) 7 (166.2400) 7 (169.1200) 22 (152.5600)
2016-06-03 Smokin in Steele Owatonna, MN 11 / 53 (669.6916) 18 (168.0000) 23 (163.4172) 4 (174.2972) 24 (163.9772)
2016-05-13 Minnesota in May Falcon Heights, MN 20 / 71 (666.3200) 1 (175.4400) 25 (166.9144) 19 (168.0000) 51 (155.9656)
2015-08-28 8th Annual Big Island BBQ Albert Lea, MN 12 / 55 (674.1600) 13 (170.8228) 31 (163.9772) 11 (170.8228) 16 (168.5372)
2015-08-07 Med City BBQ & Musicfest Rochester, MN 42 / 47 (612.9832) 32 (161.0972) 44 (147.9316) 39 (154.2744) 38 (149.6800)
2015-07-24 Up in Smoke BBQ Bash Mason City, IA 31 / 54 (657.0396) 26 (167.9884) 37 (160.5372) 8 (170.8228) 40 (157.6912)
2015-06-12 Bend of the River CookOut Mankato, MN 28 / 42 (652.9712) 9 (171.4056) 32 (160.5372) 34 (158.2284) 29 (162.8000)
2015-05-29 Smokin' in Steel Owatonna, MN 42 / 60 (640.9484) 36 (162.8112) 54 (146.7888) 15 (169.1084) 31 (162.2400)
2015-05-15 Minnesota in May St. Paul, MN 41 / 60 (645.0972) 12 (170.2972) 47 (154.8228) 17 (168.5600) 55 (151.4172)
2014-08-22 Big Island BBQ Albert Lea, MN 17 / 54 (674.2060) 6 (174.8572) 32 (164.5488) 7 (172.5600) 28 (162.2400)
2014-08-08 Med City BBQ & Musicfest Rochester, MN 23 / 40 (645.0060) 24 (161.0972) 33 (152.5144) 15 (165.7028) 15 (165.6916)
2014-06-27 Bend of the River CookOut Mankato, MN 30 / 50 (653.6004) 13 (170.2628) 36 (158.2744) 34 (163.3944) 27 (161.6688)
2014-05-30 Smokin in Steele Owatonna, MN 16 / 67 (675.3944) 2 (176.5600) 17 (169.7144) 33 (165.7028) 34 (163.4172)
2014-05-16 Minnesota in May Falcon Heights, MN 26 / 58 (651.9200) 14 (168.0000) 43 (154.2172) 25 (164.5600) 24 (165.1428)
2013-08-23 6th Annual Big Island BBQ Albert Lea, MN 37 / 50 (630.6972) 43 (155.9656) 26 (163.4060) 42 (157.0856) 37 (154.2400)
2013-08-09 Med City BBQ & Musicfest Rochester, MN 26 / 50 (647.9316) 8 (171.9772) 27 (159.4172) 35 (158.8228) 28 (157.7144)
2013-06-21 Smoking Knights BBQ Competition Hutchinson, MN 16 / 19 (641.1422) 9 (167.4286) 18 (151.9996) 18 (157.1424) 5 (164.5716)
2013-05-31 Smokin' in Steele Owatonna, MN 39 / 51 (626.8572) 22 (165.1428) 46 (146.2858) 37 (155.4286) 25 (160.0000)
2013-05-17 Minnesota in May Faribault, MN 38 / 49 (635.4288) 25 (164.0000) 38 (157.7142) 27 (165.1428) 43 (148.5718)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

Team of the Year standings (rank per category by season — year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2022 ↗ Master #1220 (83 pts) #894 (173 pts) #1317 (83 pts) #1247 (88 pts) #1624 (58 pts)
2019 ↗ Master #1955 (60 pts) #1796 (100 pts) #2026 (60 pts) #2029 (60 pts) #2010 (60 pts)
2018 ↗ Master #1086 (240 pts) #1073 (270 pts) #1150 (245 pts) #1118 (255 pts) #1060 (275 pts)
2017 ↗ Master #886 (400 pts) #738 (545 pts) #1131 (300 pts) #752 (540 pts) #821 (470 pts)
2016 ↗ Master #757 (494 pts) #638 (644 pts) #807 (494 pts) #567 (719 pts) #802 (474 pts)
2015 ↗ Master #811 (425 pts) #672 (570 pts) #965 (360 pts) #627 (615 pts) #875 (405 pts)
2014 ↗ Master #750 (460 pts) #480 (800 pts) #902 (405 pts) #733 (520 pts) #829 (420 pts)
2013 ↗ Master #790 (388 pts) #611 (538 pts) #848 (378 pts) #866 (378 pts) #698 (468 pts)

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