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GRUMPY OLD MEN BBQ

GRUMPY OLD MEN BBQ is a competition barbecue team with 33 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2013 and 2022. Their best overall finish is 11th of 53 at the Smokin in Steele (2016). They are ranked #3406 of 6,491 teams in the KCBS power rankings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Power ranking

#3,406
of 6,491 rated · rankings

Rating

1495
peak 1511 · rated over 33 contests

Contests

33
in the data

First seen

May 17, 2013
latest Jun 3, 2022 · 9 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#750
Master 2014 · every season

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

1
4 podiums

Overall top-10s

0
0% of 33 contests

Avg finish

top 58%
overall standings

Best overall

677.0168 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Current form

654.28 ▲
last 5 Master vs avg 651.61 (+2.67)

Walk rate

42%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

177.1428

Consistency

±15.47
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Chicken
avg 167.33 · weakest Pork Ribs (159.36)

Road miles

2,265
across 33 mapped stops · furthest 123 mi

Schedule strength

37%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1549)

Purse competed for

$21K
listed at 2 contests — purses, not winnings

State championships

0 🏅
won from 2 state-championship entries

Master avg

651.61 / 720
33 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (11 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

High-water mark

677.0168 career-best overall

94.0% of a perfect 720

Their best day on record: 677.0168 at 10th Annual Big Island BBQ — 94.0% of a perfect 720.

  • Master
  • Aug 25, 2017

The one to beat

2× one call ahead of them

Borgy the BBQ Butcher has finished one call ahead of GRUMPY OLD MEN BBQ 2 times — their closest competition in the data.

Their season

2014 their best year

2014 was the year it came together: 5 contests, 0 Grand Championships and 0 category wins, at an average finish in the top 44%.

  • 5 contests
  • 0 overall top-10s
  • 0 category wins
  • average top 44%

A tough matchup

25–0 behind in the head-to-head

SHIGGIN & GRINNIN ahead in 100% of their meetings

SHIGGIN & GRINNIN has come out ahead in 25 of their 25 shared contests.

The weak link

−8.0 points behind their best meat

Pork Ribs is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 7.96 points below their chicken, and turns into a call 3% of the time against 24%.

  • Pork Ribs avg 159.36
  • Chicken avg 167.33
  • 1 call in 33 entries

A strong matchup

13–1 ahead in the head-to-head

Ahead in 93% of their meetings

They've finished ahead of 3 THIRDS BBQ in 13 of their 14 shared contests.

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Chicken nemesis

20 of 25 shared chicken entries lost

SHIGGIN & GRINNIN ahead 80% of the time

Even in their strongest meat, SHIGGIN & GRINNIN has out-cooked them in 20 of 25 shared chicken entries.

Looking over their shoulder

2× one call behind them

F n G BBQ has landed one call behind them 2 times.

The metronome

±2.15% swing around their own average

Their overall lands within ±2.15% of a perfect score of their own average — whatever the field, you know roughly what they'll turn in.

  • averages 90.5% of a perfect score
  • 33 contests

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2022 ↗ Master #1220 (83 pts) #894 (173 pts) #1317 (83 pts) #1247 (88 pts) #1624 (58 pts)
2019 ↗ Master #1955 (60 pts) #1796 (100 pts) #2026 (60 pts) #2029 (60 pts) #2010 (60 pts)
2018 ↗ Master #1086 (240 pts) #1073 (270 pts) #1150 (245 pts) #1118 (255 pts) #1060 (275 pts)
2017 ↗ Master #886 (400 pts) #738 (545 pts) #1131 (300 pts) #752 (540 pts) #821 (470 pts)
2016 ↗ Master #757 (494 pts) #638 (644 pts) #807 (494 pts) #567 (719 pts) #802 (474 pts)
2015 ↗ Master #811 (425 pts) #672 (570 pts) #965 (360 pts) #627 (615 pts) #875 (405 pts)
2014 ↗ Master #750 (460 pts) #480 (800 pts) #902 (405 pts) #733 (520 pts) #829 (420 pts)
2013 ↗ Master #790 (388 pts) #611 (538 pts) #848 (378 pts) #866 (378 pts) #698 (468 pts)

Overall rank by season

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The teams rated closest to GRUMPY OLD MEN BBQ, each with one reason worth a look.

127 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.

MIDWEST JUNCTION BBQ
#3,401 of the rated field
1495 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1495
1–0 in 1 shared contest (100% to GRUMPY OLD MEN BBQ)

One contest in common so far: too few to settle anything, but a team GRUMPY OLD MEN BBQ has actually stood beside rather than a stranger on the same rating.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Jul 14, 2017
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CHICK HUGGINS BBQ
#3,433 of the rated field
1495 power rating
Contests
31
GCs
0
Top-10s
10%
Peak
1513

Careers of much the same size, 31 contests to 33, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 29 contests
  • last seen Apr 17, 2026
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Wild West BBQ
#3,391 of the rated field
1496 power rating
Contests
25
GCs
0
Top-10s
20%
Peak
1501

25 contests and no Grand Championship yet — a rating made of 20% top-10 finishes rather than wins.

  • rated over 25 contests
  • last seen Sep 18, 2026
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No Butts About It
#3,399 of the rated field
1495 power rating
Contests
25
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1514

Both teams' first contest in the data came in 2013.

  • rated over 25 contests
  • last seen Sep 26, 2025
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Old Man Jeff
#3,416 of the rated field
1495 power rating
Contests
20
GCs
0
Top-10s
10%
Peak
1522

Level with GRUMPY OLD MEN BBQ on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 20 contests
  • last seen Jul 23, 2022
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ROOSTER'S COMPETITION BBQ TEAM
#3,415 of the rated field
1495 power rating
Contests
18
GCs
0
Top-10s
6%
Peak
1515

Fewer contests behind them than GRUMPY OLD MEN BBQ has cooked, 18 to 33, which makes theirs the less settled rating of the two.

  • rated over 18 contests
  • last seen May 2, 2025
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Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)

OpponentMeetingsAheadBehindWin rate
Hogline 26 2 24 8% ⚔ compare
SHIGGIN & GRINNIN 25 0 25 0% ⚔ compare
CASE OF RIBS 22 7 15 32% ⚔ compare
TRUE SMOKE BBQ 22 3 19 14% ⚔ compare
ACES HIGH BBQ 21 5 16 24% ⚔ compare
DRY 2 DA BONE 21 2 19 10% ⚔ compare
LUCKY'S Q 21 0 21 0% ⚔ compare
BLACK DOG BBQ IA 20 7 13 35% ⚔ compare
SPITFIRE 20 0 20 0% ⚔ compare
MYASSIS SMOKIN 19 9 10 47% ⚔ compare
Totally Sauced 19 2 17 11% ⚔ compare
NECTAR OF THE HOGS 18 4 14 22% ⚔ compare
CITY SLICKERS BBQ 18 3 15 17% ⚔ compare
CROIX VALLEY SAUCES 18 3 15 17% ⚔ compare
GRILLS GONE WILD IOWA 18 1 17 6% ⚔ compare

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 33 8 1 3 176.5600 155.9656 167.33 top 43%
Pork Ribs 33 1 0 0 169.7144 146.2858 159.36 top 67%
Pork 33 6 0 1 177.1428 154.2056 164.62 top 51%
Brisket 33 3 0 0 171.4400 147.9772 160.31 top 57%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Small (<20 teams)10top 84%
Medium (20–39)30top 64%
Large (40+)290top 56%

By state / province (where the contests were held)

WhereContestsGCsAvg finish
MN300top 57%
IA30top 64%

Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Smokin in Steele (Master & Backyard Contest) 7 11 0 top 50% Jun 3, 2022
Minnesota in May 3 39 0 top 61% May 11, 2018
Up in Smoke BBQ Bash 3 29 0 top 64% Jul 21, 2017
Fire on Ice Barbecue World Championship 2 39 0 top 76% Mar 2, 2018
Minnesota in May 2 20 0 top 36% May 13, 2016
Bend of the River CookOut 2 28 0 top 63% Jun 12, 2015
Med City BBQ & Musicfest 2 23 0 top 55% Aug 8, 2014

More numbers

Busiest season 2016 6 contests
Contests a season 4.1 across 8 seasons in the data
Most contests held in MN 30 of 33 contests · 2 states in all
Contests visited 19 7 of them more than once
Opponents faced 491 finished ahead 728 times, behind 916
Longest layoff 3 yrs May 31, 2019 → Jun 3, 2022

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20221 milestone
  1. Most recent contest Smokin in Steele (Master & Backyard Contest)
20173 milestones
  1. 25th tracked contest Smokin In Steele
  2. Career-best overall score677.0168 10th Annual Big Island BBQ
  3. Career-best single call (Pork)177.1428 10th Annual Big Island BBQ
20162 milestones
  1. First category win (Chicken) Minnesota in May
  2. Peak power rating (1511) Treasure Island BBQ/ Steak Food Fest
20142 milestones
  1. First overall past 90% of a perfect score651.9200 Minnesota in May
  2. 10th tracked contest Big Island BBQ
20132 milestones
  1. First tracked contest Minnesota in May
  2. First call Smoking Knights BBQ Competition

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+12.5Smokin in SteeleJun 3, 2016
+12.48th Annual Big Island BBQAug 28, 2015
+11.7Smokin in SteeleMay 30, 2014
+10.410th Annual Big Island BBQAug 25, 2017
+8.9Big Island BBQAug 22, 2014

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-9.4Med City BBQ & MusicfestAug 7, 2015
-9.3Smoking Knights BBQ CompetitionJun 21, 2013
-8.3Minnesota in MayMay 17, 2013
-8.2Lake Minnetonka BBQ & Beer Fest (Teams spots Full)Aug 12, 2016
-7.9Smokin' in SteeleMay 31, 2013

Scores over time (% of a perfect score, averaged over 5 contests — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20221000 100% top 61% 92.9% 92.9%
20191000 0% top 67% 89.3% 89.3%
20184000 0% top 64% 91.3% 90.6%
20175000 40% top 52% 94% 90.6%
20166001 83% top 52% 93% 91.5%
20156000 33% top 62% 93.6% 89.9%
20145000 40% top 44% 93.8% 91.7%
20135000 40% top 73% 90% 88.4%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Jun 3, 2022 Smokin in Steele (Master & Backyard Contest) 🏅 Owatonna, MN 20 / 33 (669.0516) 6 (173.7144) 20 (167.3944) 19 (167.9772) 26 (159.9656)
May 31, 2019 Smokin In Steele 🏅 Owatonna, MN 29 / 43 (642.7200) 17 (171.4056) 33 (155.9316) 28 (163.3828) 33 (152)
Aug 24, 2018 11th Annual Big Island BBQ Alberta Lea, MN 30 / 49 (651.3260) 24 (168.0116) 29 (163.4060) 22 (165.1200) 36 (154.7884)
Jun 1, 2018 Smokin In Steele Owatonna, MN 31 / 45 (651.2916) 20 (167.4172) 26 (163.4060) 39 (154.2056) 18 (166.2628)
May 11, 2018 Minnesota in May Falcon Heights, MN 39 / 70 (657.0168) 27 (167.9656) 47 (160.5600) 41 (164.5256) 29 (163.9656)
Mar 2, 2018 Fire on Ice Barbecue World Championship Onamia, MN 39 / 57 (650.8228) 42 (161.1772) 24 (166.8228) 27 (167.4400) 46 (155.3828)
Aug 25, 2017 10th Annual Big Island BBQ Albert Lea, MN 15 / 56 (677.0168) 3 (176.5600) 33 (162.7884) 2 (177.1428) 31 (160.5256)
Jul 21, 2017 Up in Smoke BBQ Bash Mason City, IA 29 / 49 (653.5772) 23 (165.7028) 40 (155.9660) 38 (162.2284) 14 (169.6800)
Jun 2, 2017 Smokin In Steele Owatonna, MN 15 / 46 (670.1828) 13 (171.4400) 31 (159.3716) 17 (168.5256) 9 (170.8456)
May 12, 2017 Minnesota in May Falcon Heights, MN 42 / 71 (640.4000) 52 (158.2512) 64 (153.6688) 40 (161.0972) 19 (167.3828)
Mar 3, 2017 Fire on Ice Barbecue World Championship Onamia, MN 39 / 47 (619.8628) 43 (157.7028) 33 (158.8000) 41 (155.3828) 40 (147.9772)
Aug 26, 2016 9th Annual Big Island BBQ Albert Lea, MN 26 / 48 (658.7316) 27 (167.9772) 41 (155.9200) 31 (163.3944) 8 (171.4400)
Aug 12, 2016 Lake Minnetonka BBQ & Beer Fest (Teams spots Full) Tonka Bay, MN 29 / 35 (651.9084) 33 (158.7884) 21 (165.7144) 10 (169.7028) 28 (157.7028)
Jul 22, 2016 Up in Smoke BBQ Bash Mason City, IA 35 / 47 (655.3712) 27 (167.9656) 38 (159.9772) 35 (163.4056) 28 (164.0228)
Jun 17, 2016 Treasure Island BBQ/ Steak Food Fest Red Wing, MN 17 / 34 (652.4456) 20 (164.5256) 7 (166.2400) 7 (169.1200) 22 (152.5600)
Jun 3, 2016 Smokin in Steele Owatonna, MN 11 / 53 (669.6916) 18 (168) 23 (163.4172) 4 (174.2972) 24 (163.9772)
May 13, 2016 Minnesota in May Falcon Heights, MN 20 / 71 (666.3200) 1 (175.4400) 25 (166.9144) 19 (168) 51 (155.9656)
Aug 28, 2015 8th Annual Big Island BBQ Albert Lea, MN 12 / 55 (674.1600) 13 (170.8228) 31 (163.9772) 11 (170.8228) 16 (168.5372)
Aug 7, 2015 Med City BBQ & Musicfest Rochester, MN 42 / 47 (612.9832) 32 (161.0972) 44 (147.9316) 39 (154.2744) 38 (149.6800)
Jul 24, 2015 Up in Smoke BBQ Bash Mason City, IA 31 / 54 (657.0396) 26 (167.9884) 37 (160.5372) 8 (170.8228) 40 (157.6912)
Jun 12, 2015 Bend of the River CookOut Mankato, MN 28 / 42 (652.9712) 9 (171.4056) 32 (160.5372) 34 (158.2284) 29 (162.8000)
May 29, 2015 Smokin' in Steel Owatonna, MN 42 / 60 (640.9484) 36 (162.8112) 54 (146.7888) 15 (169.1084) 31 (162.2400)
May 15, 2015 Minnesota in May St. Paul, MN 41 / 60 (645.0972) 12 (170.2972) 47 (154.8228) 17 (168.5600) 55 (151.4172)
Aug 22, 2014 Big Island BBQ Albert Lea, MN 17 / 54 (674.2060) 6 (174.8572) 32 (164.5488) 7 (172.5600) 28 (162.2400)
Aug 8, 2014 Med City BBQ & Musicfest Rochester, MN 23 / 40 (645.0060) 24 (161.0972) 33 (152.5144) 15 (165.7028) 15 (165.6916)
Jun 27, 2014 Bend of the River CookOut Mankato, MN 30 / 50 (653.6004) 13 (170.2628) 36 (158.2744) 34 (163.3944) 27 (161.6688)
May 30, 2014 Smokin in Steele Owatonna, MN 16 / 67 (675.3944) 2 (176.5600) 17 (169.7144) 33 (165.7028) 34 (163.4172)
May 16, 2014 Minnesota in May Falcon Heights, MN 26 / 58 (651.9200) 14 (168) 43 (154.2172) 25 (164.5600) 24 (165.1428)
Aug 23, 2013 6th Annual Big Island BBQ Albert Lea, MN 37 / 50 (630.6972) 43 (155.9656) 26 (163.4060) 42 (157.0856) 37 (154.2400)
Aug 9, 2013 Med City BBQ & Musicfest Rochester, MN 26 / 50 (647.9316) 8 (171.9772) 27 (159.4172) 35 (158.8228) 28 (157.7144)
Jun 21, 2013 Smoking Knights BBQ Competition Hutchinson, MN 16 / 19 (641.1422) 9 (167.4286) 18 (151.9996) 18 (157.1424) 5 (164.5716)
May 31, 2013 Smokin' in Steele Owatonna, MN 39 / 51 (626.8572) 22 (165.1428) 46 (146.2858) 37 (155.4286) 25 (160)
May 17, 2013 Minnesota in May Faribault, MN 38 / 49 (635.4288) 25 (164) 38 (157.7142) 27 (165.1428) 43 (148.5718)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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