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CANCERSUCKSCHICAGO.COM

CANCERSUCKSCHICAGO.COM is a competition barbecue team with 42 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2013 and 2017. They have won 3 Grand Championships, most recently at the Firin' Up the Fox BBQ Contest (2014), and finished Reserve Grand Champion twice. They are ranked #336 of 6,491 teams in the KCBS power rankings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Power ranking

#336
of 6,491 rated · rankings

Rating

1715
peak 1731 · rated over 40 contests2 invitational or side-series contests not counted

Contests

42
in the data

First seen

May 24, 2013
latest Aug 19, 2017 · 4.2 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#60
Master 2013 · every season

Grand champs

3
2 reserve · wins it all 7% of the time

Category wins

11
33 podiums

Overall top-10s

26
62% of 42 contests

Best top-10 run

6
straight overall top-10s · 2 straight GCs

Avg finish

top 22%
overall standings

Best overall

693.6684 / 720

Perfect 180s

2 🔥

Current form

650.85 ▼
last 5 Master vs avg 668.08 (-17.23)

Walk rate

81%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

180 🔥

Consistency

±12.81
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Chicken
avg 168.91 · weakest Brisket (164.09)

Road miles

19,545
across 42 mapped stops · furthest 1,704 mi

Schedule strength

34%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1545)

Master avg

668.08 / 720
42 Master contests · 3 GCs

Storylines (20 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

The heartbreaker

1.1426 points from the title

Came within 1.1426 points of the Grand Championship at Westmont Red, White & BBQ (May 24, 2013).

Among the elite

#336 of 6,491 rated teams

In the top 5% of every rated team in the data

A power rating of 1715 puts them #336 of 6,491 rated teams — the top 5% of the field.

  • rating 1715
  • peak 1731
  • 40 rated contests

Perfect scores on the board

2 perfect 180s

2 perfect 180s in the data — every judge at the table handing back a nine, across 2 different meats.

  • Pork Ribs ×1
  • Brisket ×1

Against the odds

32-in-100 shot on pre-contest ratings

The ratings favoured the top seed the other 68 times in 100

Their Grand Championship at 9th Annual Pepsi Wyoming State BBQ & Bluegrass Festival (Aug 16, 2013) came as the ratings underdog — roughly a 32-in-100 shot against the field's top-rated team, QUAU.

Giant slayer

47 teams beaten in one weekend

Took the Grand Championship over a 47-team field at Silver Lake Apple BBQ Festival.

  • Sep 13, 2013

Happy hunting ground

1× Grand Championship here

Silver Lake Apple BBQ Festival is their spot: 1 Grand Championship in 2 visits.

  • 2 visits
  • best finish 1st
  • average top 8%

Multi-meat days

2 contests with 2+ category wins

They've won two or more meats on the same day 2 times — the best of them 2 category wins at Sam's Club National BBQ Tour (Apr 4, 2014).

  • Chicken 1st
  • Pork 1st
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They almost always walk

81% of contests with a top-10 call

A call in 34 of 42 contests

A top-10 category call in 81% of their 42 contests — they get to the stage more often than not.

High-water mark

693.6684 career-best overall

96.3% of a perfect 720

Their best day on record: 693.6684 at Silver Lake Apple BBQ Festival — 96.3% of a perfect 720.

  • Master
  • Sep 13, 2013

The one to beat

3× one call ahead of them

BIG "E" BBQ has finished one call ahead of CANCERSUCKSCHICAGO.COM 3 times — their closest competition in the data.

Their season

2013 2 Grand Championships

2013 was the year it came together: 13 contests, 2 Grand Championships and 6 category wins, at an average finish in the top 14%.

  • 13 contests
  • 10 overall top-10s
  • 6 category wins
  • average top 14%

A tough matchup

16–2 behind in the head-to-head

IOWA'S SMOKEY D'S BBQ ahead in 89% of their meetings

IOWA'S SMOKEY D'S BBQ has come out ahead in 16 of their 18 shared contests.

The weak link

−4.8 points behind their best meat

Brisket is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 4.82 points below their chicken, and turns into a call 31% of the time against 40%.

  • Brisket avg 164.09
  • Chicken avg 168.91
  • 13 calls in 42 entries

The drought

18 contests since the last title

Their last Grand Championship came at Firin' Up the Fox BBQ Contest on Jul 11, 2014 — 18 contests and 12.3 years ago.

  • last GC Jul 11, 2014
  • 12.3 years ago

A strong matchup

14–0 ahead in the head-to-head

Ahead in 100% of their meetings

They've finished ahead of DESIGNATED SMOKIN' AREA in 14 of their 14 shared contests.

Chicken nemesis

13 of 18 shared chicken entries lost

IOWA'S SMOKEY D'S BBQ ahead 72% of the time

Even in their strongest meat, IOWA'S SMOKEY D'S BBQ has out-cooked them in 13 of 18 shared chicken entries.

Announced themselves early

2nd at their very first contest

Finished 2 of 70 at their very first tracked contest, Westmont Red, White & BBQ (May 24, 2013).

  • May 24, 2013
  • 70-team field

Looking over their shoulder

3× one call behind them

THE SMOKE HUNTERS has landed one call behind them 3 times.

The long haul

19,545 road miles between contests

Contest to contest, they've covered roughly 19,545 miles across 42 mapped stops — the longest single trip being 1,704 miles to Sam's Club National BBQ Tour.

  • 42 mapped stops
  • furthest 1,704 mi

The metronome

±1.78% swing around their own average

Their overall lands within ±1.78% of a perfect score of their own average — whatever the field, you know roughly what they'll turn in.

  • averages 92.8% of a perfect score
  • 42 contests

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2017 ↗ Master #877 (410 pts) #1073 (330 pts) #1076 (325 pts) #1093 (320 pts) #652 (605 pts)
2016 ↗ Master #779 (480 pts) #777 (505 pts) #828 (475 pts) #943 (400 pts) #903 (395 pts)
2015 ↗ Master #803 (430 pts) #737 (500 pts) #976 (355 pts) #970 (360 pts) #1013 (325 pts)
2014 ↗ Master #90 (2,068 pts) #49 (2,143 pts) #36 (2,160 pts) #33 (2,236 pts) #164 (1,607 pts)
2013 ↗ Master #60 (2,220 pts) #164 (1,410 pts) #31 (2,183 pts) #83 (1,805 pts) #108 (1,825 pts)

Overall rank by season

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The teams rated closest to CANCERSUCKSCHICAGO.COM, each with one reason worth a look.

NECTAR OF THE HOGS
#337 of the rated field
1714 power rating
Contests
108
GCs
2
Top-10s
40%
Peak
1761
0–2 in 2 shared contests (0% to CANCERSUCKSCHICAGO.COM)

2 contests in common so far: too few to settle anything, but a team CANCERSUCKSCHICAGO.COM has actually stood beside rather than a stranger on the same rating.

  • rated over 103 contests
  • last seen Sep 11, 2026
⚔ Head-to-head
THUMP & STRUM BBQ
#335 of the rated field
1715 power rating
Contests
118
GCs
4
Top-10s
48%
Peak
1804
2–1 in 3 shared contests (67% to CANCERSUCKSCHICAGO.COM)

They've been 1804 at their best, 89 points above where they sit today — they're arriving at this rating from above.

  • rated over 116 contests
  • last seen Sep 30, 2026
⚔ Head-to-head
REDMULE'S BBQ
#334 of the rated field
1715 power rating
Contests
64
GCs
2
Top-10s
44%
Peak
1739

A longer road to the same neighbourhood — 64 contests to 42.

  • rated over 58 contests
  • last seen Oct 30, 2024
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JP CUSTOM SMOKE
#338 of the rated field
1714 ▼ 1 power rating
Contests
55
GCs
4
Top-10s
49%
Peak
1715
3–1 in 4 shared contests (75% to CANCERSUCKSCHICAGO.COM)

Their rating is built on 4 Grand Championships in 55 contests, alongside a 49% overall top-10 rate.

  • rated over 51 contests
  • last seen Sep 21, 2018
⚔ Head-to-head
GOT SMOKE BAR-B-QUE
#333 of the rated field
1715 ▲ 1 power rating
Contests
56
GCs
6
Top-10s
45%
Peak
1723
2–3 in 5 shared contests (40% to CANCERSUCKSCHICAGO.COM)

Both teams' first contest in the data came in 2013.

  • rated over 53 contests
  • last seen Aug 23, 2019
⚔ Head-to-head
CHIX, SWINE & BOVINE BBQ
#330 of the rated field
1716 ▲ 1 power rating
Contests
91
GCs
11
Top-10s
54%
Peak
1802
1–2 in 3 shared contests (33% to CANCERSUCKSCHICAGO.COM)

Level with CANCERSUCKSCHICAGO.COM on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 89 contests
  • last seen Apr 9, 2021
⚔ Head-to-head

Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)

OpponentMeetingsAheadBehindWin rate
QUAU 24 9 15 38% ⚔ compare
THE REAL SMOKIN ACES 20 9 11 45% ⚔ compare
Mac Attack BBQ 19 12 7 63% ⚔ compare
Its 5 Oclock Somewhere 19 12 7 63% ⚔ compare
IOWA'S SMOKEY D'S BBQ 18 2 16 11% ⚔ compare
CAPTAIN RON'S BREW-N-QUE 16 13 3 81% ⚔ compare
RACK MASTERS BBQ 16 11 5 69% ⚔ compare
iBQ'n 16 10 6 63% ⚔ compare
THE SMOKE HUNTERS 16 7 9 44% ⚔ compare
MUD'S BBQ 15 10 5 67% ⚔ compare
DESIGNATED SMOKIN' AREA 14 14 0 100% ⚔ compare
AWW HELL 14 13 1 93% ⚔ compare
TIM'S FULL BELLI DELI 14 8 6 57% ⚔ compare
BIG JT'S SMOKIN BBQ 14 7 7 50% ⚔ compare
YELLOW RIVER BBQ 14 7 7 50% ⚔ compare

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 42 17 2 6 178.8572 159.9772 168.91 top 29%
Pork Ribs 42 18 5 11 180 🔥 158.8228 167.85 top 27%
Pork 42 20 2 10 178.8572 152.5256 167.23 top 31%
Brisket 42 13 2 6 180 🔥 130.6624 164.09 top 35%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Small (<20 teams)10top 47%
Medium (20–39)132top 19%
Large (40+)281top 22%

By state / province (where the contests were held)

WhereContestsGCsAvg finish
IL171top 18%
MI61top 9%
MO40top 25%
WI30top 34%
IA20top 27%
NV20top 35%
KS10top 70%
IN10top 30%
CT10top 47%
DE10top 25%
WA10top 17%
WY11top 4%
SC10top 17%
NH10top 16%

Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Red, White and BBQ (Day 2) 4 3 0 top 17% May 23, 2015
Silver Lake Apple BBQ Festival 2 1 1 top 8% Sep 12, 2014
Firin' Up the Fox BBQ Contest 2 1 1 top 9% Jul 11, 2014
RED, WHITE and BAR-B-Q ( DAY 2) 2 5 0 top 33% May 27, 2017
Red, White & BBQ (Day 2) 2 8 0 top 20% May 28, 2016

More numbers

Busiest season 2014 17 contests · 1 GC
Contests a season 8.4 across 5 seasons in the data
Most contests held in IL 17 of 42 contests · 14 states in all
Contests visited 35 5 of them more than once
First title Aug 16, 2013 9th Annual Pepsi Wyoming State BBQ & Bluegrass Festival
Opponents faced 1,865 finished ahead 2,710 times, behind 962

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20171 milestone
  1. Most recent contest McHenry Rotary Blues Brews & BBQ
20161 milestone
  1. Peak power rating (1731) 5th Annual Deaths Door Barbeque
20151 milestone
  1. 10th category win Red, White and BBQ (Day 1)
20141 milestone
  1. 25th tracked contest Taste of Grand Rapids 2014
201313 milestones
  1. First tracked contest Westmont Red, White & BBQ
  2. First call Westmont Red, White & BBQ
  3. First category win (Pork Ribs) Westmont Red, White & BBQ
  4. First overall top-10 Westmont Red, White & BBQ
  5. First overall podium Westmont Red, White & BBQ
  6. First Reserve Championship Westmont Red, White & BBQ
  7. First overall past 90% of a perfect score681.7140 Westmont Red, White & BBQ
  8. First Grand Championship 9th Annual Pepsi Wyoming State BBQ & Bluegrass Festival
  9. First multi-meat day Silver Lake Apple BBQ Festival
  10. First perfect 180 (Pork Ribs) Silver Lake Apple BBQ Festival
  11. Biggest field won (47 teams) Silver Lake Apple BBQ Festival
  12. Career-best overall score693.6684 Silver Lake Apple BBQ Festival
  13. 10th tracked contest 34th Annual American Royal World Series of Barbecue Open

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+15.9Westmont Red, White & BBQMay 24, 2013
+13.59th Annual Pepsi Wyoming State BBQ & Bluegrass FestivalAug 16, 2013
+12.4Silver Lake Apple BBQ FestivalSep 13, 2013
+12Taste of Grand RapidsJul 19, 2013
+11.4Morton BBQ Throwdown (TEAMS & JUDGES FULL - May email to be put on waitlist)Jul 26, 2013

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-12.837th Annual American Royal World Series of Barbecue (OPEN)Oct 29, 2016
-4.9RED, WHITE and BAR-B-Q ( DAY 2)May 27, 2017
-4.7McHenry Rotary Blues Brews & BBQAug 19, 2017
-4.1Gold Ribbin' BBQ Fest of Greater Green Bay-Heat1Jul 14, 2017
-3.1Ridgefield Gone Country BBQ FestivalMay 3, 2014

Scores over time (% of a perfect score, averaged over 5 contests — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20174011 50% top 39% 92.9% 90.9%
20164020 75% top 33% 93.9% 92.3%
20154011 25% top 18% 95.5% 93.9%
2014171123 94% top 21% 95.2% 92.8%
2013132106 92% top 14% 96.3% 93.1%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Aug 19, 2017 McHenry Rotary Blues Brews & BBQ McHenry, IL 16 / 36 (645.0056) 9 (168.5600) 13 (161.6800) 22 (158.8228) 15 (155.9428)
Jul 14, 2017 Gold Ribbin' BBQ Fest of Greater Green Bay-Heat1 Green Bay, WI 28 / 58 (651.3600) 27 (163.4172) 26 (162.2744) 46 (156.5256) 13 (169.1428)
May 27, 2017 RED, WHITE and BAR-B-Q ( DAY 2) Westmont, IL 31 / 59 (651.3260) 24 (166.2400) 33 (162.2744) 47 (158.2744) 19 (164.5372)
May 26, 2017 RED, WHITE and BAR-B-Q ( DAY 1) Westmont, IL 5 / 40 (669.0628) 28 (160.5028) 20 (161.7144) 12 (166.8456) 1 (180)
Oct 29, 2016 37th Annual American Royal World Series of Barbecue (OPEN) Kansas City, KS 391 / 557 (637.4964) 75 (172.0228) 86 (171.9656) 318 (162.8456) 550 (130.6624)
Aug 26, 2016 5th Annual Deaths Door Barbeque Washington Island, WI 10 / 42 (676.0004) 2 (176.0116) 11 (168.0116) 10 (168.5600) 19 (163.4172)
May 28, 2016 Red, White & BBQ (Day 2) Westmont, IL 11 / 55 (674.7540) 27 (167.9656) 11 (169.6800) 9 (171.4400) 15 (165.6684)
May 27, 2016 Red, White & BBQ (Day 1) Westmont, IL 8 / 42 (670.8000) 12 (169.7144) 8 (170.8800) 25 (162.2400) 10 (167.9656)
Oct 3, 2015 36th Annual American Royal World Series of Barbeque- Open Kansas City, MO 118 / 606 (672.5484) 124 (170.2856) 281 (164.5600) 243 (165.7028) 74 (172)
Oct 2, 2015 36th Annual American Royal World Series of Barbeque- Invitational unrated Kansas City, MO 28 / 187 (687.3712) 166 (162.2284) 28 (175.4172) 16 (174.3200) 22 (175.4056)
May 23, 2015 Red, White and BBQ (Day 2) Westmont, IL 17 / 58 (666.1940) 18 (169.1428) 21 (165.7028) 18 (167.9656) 28 (163.3828)
May 22, 2015 Red, White and BBQ (Day 1) Westmont, IL 4 / 41 (677.6228) 1 (178.8572) 8 (168.5600) 17 (165.1084) 11 (165.0972)
Oct 17, 2014 9th Annual Lambs Farm Barn Burner Bar-B-Q Libertyville, IL 7 / 42 (671.8628) 18 (167.3944) 16 (166.2744) 12 (166.2284) 5 (171.9656)
Sep 19, 2014 Blazin' BBQ & Bluegrass Plymouth, IN 10 / 33 (668.4344) 21 (163.9544) 2 (175.4172) 22 (163.3828) 17 (165.6800)
Sep 12, 2014 Silver Lake Apple BBQ Festival Mears, MI 6 / 43 (681.0396) 8 (171.9656) 3 (174.2856) 2 (175.4400) 25 (159.3484)
Aug 22, 2014 Grill Games Kenosha, WI 14 / 47 (652.4688) 5 (171.4288) 18 (162.2744) 37 (152.5256) 16 (166.2400)
Aug 8, 2014 Jimmy's Roadhouse BBQ Championship Newaygo, MI 3 / 32 (681.0512) 4 (174.2856) 1 (177.7144) 11 (167.3828) 18 (161.6684)
Jul 25, 2014 Taste of Grand Rapids 2014 Grand Rapids, MI 7 / 55 (670.6968) 12 (167.9656) 2 (171.9772) 30 (161.0856) 6 (169.6684)
Jul 11, 2014 Firin' Up the Fox BBQ Contest St. Charles, IL 1 / 34 (685.0968) 2 (173.7028) 2 (171.4284) 2 (174.8456) 8 (165.1200)
Jul 4, 2014 Sam's Club National BBQ Tour Traverse City, MI 2 / 21 (674.7884) 4 (170.2972) 7 (167.4400) 7 (165.0856) 2 (171.9656)
Jun 21, 2014 Mr. BBQ Barbeque Challenge Davenport, IA 8 / 25 (677.0400) 6 (172.5600) 4 (170.2744) 3 (176.5600) 16 (157.6456)
Jun 13, 2014 Smoke on the Prairie Brimfield, IL 4 / 28 (677.0172) 4 (171.4172) 16 (160.5144) 7 (168.5256) 3 (176.5600)
May 24, 2014 Red, White, And BBQ Westmont, IL 16 / 72 (670.8000) 22 (168.5944) 35 (161.6800) 9 (170.8228) 9 (169.7028)
May 23, 2014 Red, White, and BBQ Westmont, IL 3 / 43 (668.4912) 2 (176.5600) 19 (163.9884) 3 (170.2628) 28 (157.6800)
May 3, 2014 Ridgefield Gone Country BBQ Festival Ridgefield, CT 8 / 17 (646.7880) 11 (164.5484) 3 (163.4056) 3 (169.7256) 13 (149.1084)
Apr 26, 2014 Smokin In Mesquite BBQ Championship Mesquite, NV 14 / 51 (666.7884) 12 (170.2512) 28 (161.7144) 2 (177.7028) 34 (157.1200)
Apr 25, 2014 Sam's Club National BBQ Tour (Regional) Las Vegas, NV 13 / 30 (670.1832) 4 (175.4400) 7 (169.6916) 26 (160.5144) 18 (164.5372)
Apr 11, 2014 Delaware's Triple Threat BBQ Festival at the Fair Harrington, DE 27 / 109 (638.1484) 22 (164) 35 (158.8228) 13 (167.3828) 75 (147.9428)
Apr 4, 2014 Sam's Club National BBQ Tour Renton, WA 5 / 30 (661.7144) 1 (170.8800) 13 (160.5716) 1 (170.2856) 12 (159.9772)
Oct 18, 2013 8th Annual Lambs Farm Barn Burner Bar-B-Q (TEAMS FULL) Libertyville, IL 8 / 54 (652.4916) 22 (159.9772) 12 (165.1428) 7 (162.8344) 8 (164.5372)
Oct 11, 2013 Central Illinois Bragging Rights Arthur, IL 4 / 53 (673.1316) 32 (160.5944) 11 (167.9772) 1 (178.8572) 14 (165.7028)
Oct 3, 2013 34th Annual American Royal World Series of Barbecue Invitational unrated Kansas City, MO 107 / 174 (655.2568) 34 (171.9656) 110 (161.6456) 107 (162.8228) 125 (158.8228)
Oct 3, 2013 34th Annual American Royal World Series of Barbecue Open Kansas City, MO 28 / 535 (675.9312) 61 (170.8456) 3 (178.2972) 118 (167.4056) 252 (159.3828)
Sep 13, 2013 Silver Lake Apple BBQ Festival Mears, MI 1 / 47 (693.6684) 14 (165.7028) 1 (180) 2 (173.7028) 1 (174.2628)
Aug 16, 2013 9th Annual Pepsi Wyoming State BBQ & Bluegrass Festival Worland, WY 1 / 25 (670.7312) 5 (170.8228) 8 (163.9544) 3 (167.9884) 2 (167.9656)
Jul 26, 2013 Morton BBQ Throwdown (TEAMS & JUDGES FULL - May email to be put on waitlist) Morton, IL 4 / 45 (681.0628) 2 (174.8456) 5 (174.8572) 10 (169.6916) 19 (161.6684)
Jul 19, 2013 Taste of Grand Rapids Comstock Park, MI 3 / 39 (675.8740) 7 (170.8228) 22 (162.8228) 10 (167.9656) 4 (174.2628)
Jul 11, 2013 SC Festival of Discovery Greenwood, SC 13 / 78 (667.2684) 17 (168.5256) 1 (176) 26 (164.5256) 43 (158.2172)
Jul 5, 2013 Firin' Up the Fox BBQ Contest St. Charles, IL 5 / 34 (659.4278) 4 (170.8570) 11 (161.7140) 7 (168.5712) 12 (158.2856)
Jun 22, 2013 Mr. BBQ Barbeque Challenge Davenport, IA 7 / 32 (672.5716) 16 (164.0002) 1 (178.2858) 14 (165.7142) 11 (164.5714)
Jun 1, 2013 Monadnock Up In Smoke BBQ Fest Swanzey, NH 7 / 43 (658.2860) 23 (162.2858) 13 (162.8574) 6 (170.8570) 11 (162.2858)
May 24, 2013 Westmont Red, White & BBQ Westmont, IL 2 / 70 (681.7140) 35 (162.8570) 1 (176.0002) 23 (166.2854) 2 (176.5714)

An unrated contest — an invitational, or a Competitor or Kosher Series board — is in the record but doesn’t move the power rating.

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