They almost always walk
A call in 6 of 8 contests
A top-10 category call in 75% of their 8 contests — they get to the stage more often than not.
Each card leads with the number that made it a story — read straight out of their results, no editorialising.
A call in 6 of 8 contests
A top-10 category call in 75% of their 8 contests — they get to the stage more often than not.
94.9% of a perfect 720
Their best day on record: 683.3484 at Iowa State BBQ Championship — 94.9% of a perfect 720.
SHIGGIN & GRINNIN ahead in 100% of their meetings
SHIGGIN & GRINNIN has come out ahead in 6 of their 6 shared contests.
Ahead in 80% of their meetings
They've finished ahead of Darty-Q in 4 of their 5 shared contests.
Off the trail for 2.7 years, then back at Iowa State BBQ Championship (2023-03-31).
IOWA'S SMOKEY D'S BBQ ahead 67% of the time
Even in their strongest meat, IOWA'S SMOKEY D'S BBQ has out-cooked them in 4 of 6 shared pork entries.
A tougher draw than 80% of rated fields
The fields they enter average a 1604 power rating — a tougher draw than 80% of every rated contest in the data.
Their overall lands within ±0.99% of a perfect score of their own average — whatever the field, you know roughly what they'll turn in.
The nearest teams in the power rankings, with a different reason on each card — six teams on one rating are rarely on it for the same reason. Rating decides who makes the list; where teams tie on it, the ones this team has actually cooked against come first, then teams at a similar point in their own career. KCBS doesn’t publish where a team is from, so nothing here is inferred from geography.
61 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.
Their last contest in the data was back in 2016, 9 years before LUSCIOUS LOINS's most recent — their rating stopped moving when they stopped cooking.
⚔ Head-to-headCareers of much the same size, 7 contests to 8, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.
⚔ Head-to-headLevel with LUSCIOUS LOINS on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.
⚔ Head-to-headThis is the highest they've ever been rated, 10 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.
⚔ Head-to-headThis is the highest they've ever been rated, 10 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.
⚔ Head-to-headThey turned up 5 years after LUSCIOUS LOINS did, first appearing in 2024.
⚔ Head-to-head| Opponent | Meetings | Ahead | Behind | Win rate | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TEAM CRAWFORD | 6 | 3 | 3 | 50% | ⚔ compare |
| IOWA'S SMOKEY D'S BBQ | 6 | 1 | 5 | 17% | ⚔ compare |
| SHIGGIN & GRINNIN | 6 | 0 | 6 | 0% | ⚔ compare |
| Darty-Q | 5 | 4 | 1 | 80% | ⚔ compare |
| 2 CASE BBQ | 5 | 3 | 2 | 60% | ⚔ compare |
| HOT DADDY'S BBQ | 5 | 1 | 4 | 20% | ⚔ compare |
| Category | Entries | Calls | Wins | Podiums | Best | Worst | Average | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chicken | 8 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 178.2972 | 163.9772 | 168.42 | top 55% |
| Pork Ribs | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 173.7028 | 157.0628 | 166.91 | top 52% |
| Pork | 8 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 176.0000 | 164.5600 | 169.77 | top 42% |
| Brisket | 8 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 174.8572 | 159.3828 | 167.75 | top 49% |
“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.
| Where | Contests | GCs | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|
| IA | 7 | 0 | top 43% |
| NE | 1 | 0 | top 63% |
| Field | Contests | GCs | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|
| Medium (20–39) | 4 | 0 | top 55% |
| Large (40+) | 4 | 0 | top 36% |
| Contest | Visits | Best | GCs | Avg finish | Last visit |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Iowa State BBQ Championship | 3 | 8 | 0 | top 36% | 2025-04-04 |
| Swing | Contest | Date |
|---|---|---|
| +13.7 | Iowa State BBQ Championship | 2025-04-04 |
| +10.4 | Iowa State BBQ Championship | 2024-03-29 |
| +7.7 | Smoketoberfest | 2019-10-04 |
| +7.2 | Rose Festival KCBS BBQ Competition | 2019-06-14 |
| +5 | Back To Mayberry | 2019-06-28 |
| Swing | Contest | Date |
|---|---|---|
| -6.1 | Iowa State BBQ Championship | 2023-03-31 |
| -3.8 | Goose's 1st Annual Pitmaster Showdown | 2025-07-11 |
| Season | Contests | GCs | Top-10s | Category wins | Walk rate | Avg finish | Best overall (% of perfect) | Avg overall (% of perfect) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 100% | top 39% | 94.9% | 94% |
| 2024 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100% | top 29% | 94.3% | 94.3% |
| 2023 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | top 64% | 92.7% | 92.7% |
| 2020 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 100% | top 63% | 91.6% | 91.6% |
| 2019 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 67% | top 43% | 94.3% | 93.7% |
| Date | Event | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025-07-11 | Goose's 1st Annual Pitmaster Showdown 🏅 Papillion, NE | 15 / 24 (670.7088) | 14 (168.5372) | 21 (162.8116) | 16 (168.5372) | 8 (170.8228) |
| 2025-04-04 | Iowa State BBQ Championship 🏅 Altoona, IA | 8 / 49 (683.3484) | 23 (169.7028) | 15 (171.4172) | 7 (176.0000) | 28 (166.2284) |
| 2024-03-29 | Iowa State BBQ Championship 🏅 Altoona, IA | 12 / 42 (678.7884) | 3 (178.2972) | 8 (173.7028) | 29 (167.4056) | 38 (159.3828) |
| 2023-03-31 | Iowa State BBQ Championship 🏅 Altoona, IA | 30 / 47 (667.3716) | 34 (163.9772) | 38 (162.8688) | 16 (170.8228) | 21 (169.7028) |
| 2020-07-25 | 4th Annual E'burg BBQ Contest 🏅 Emmetsburg, IA | 19 / 30 (659.2456) | 20 (165.0856) | 28 (157.0628) | 1 (174.2744) | 18 (162.8228) |
| 2019-10-04 | Smoketoberfest 🏅 Ottumwa, IA | 18 / 49 (678.8228) | 27 (168.5828) | 17 (171.4172) | 30 (164.5600) | 11 (174.2628) |
| 2019-06-28 | Back To Mayberry 🏅 Rodney, IA | 15 / 28 (671.3944) | 25 (164.5600) | 5 (171.4400) | 8 (171.4400) | 22 (163.9544) |
| 2019-06-14 | Rose Festival KCBS BBQ Competition 🏅 State Center, IA | 12 / 31 (673.1088) | 14 (168.5828) | 15 (164.5716) | 18 (165.0972) | 2 (174.8572) |
| Year | Series | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2020 ↗ | Master | #794 (85 pts) | #851 (80 pts) | #1124 (55 pts) | #406 (280 pts) | #804 (90 pts) |
| 2019 ↗ | Master | #882 (319 pts) | #1160 (224 pts) | #830 (384 pts) | #975 (299 pts) | #732 (454 pts) |