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We Be Porken

We Be Porken is a competition barbecue team with 9 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2013 and 2014. Their best overall finish is 19th of 40 at the Med City BBQ & Musicfest (2014). They are ranked #3330 of 6,491 teams in the KCBS power rankings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Power ranking

#3,330
of 6,491 rated · rankings

Rating

1497
peak 1506 · rated over 9 contests

Contests

9
in the data

First seen

May 31, 2013
latest Sep 12, 2014 · 1.3 years on the trail

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
0 podiums

Overall top-10s

0
0% of 9 contests

Avg finish

top 55%
overall standings

Best overall

660.5710 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Current form

646.62 ▼
last 5 Master vs avg 650.32 (-3.70)

Walk rate

44%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

174.2856

Consistency

±9.72
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Pork Ribs
avg 164.93 · weakest Pork (159.27)

Road miles

561
across 9 mapped stops · furthest 103 mi

Schedule strength

21%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1529)

Master avg

650.32 / 720
9 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (6 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

A tough matchup

8–0 behind in the head-to-head

TIPPYCANOE BBQ CREW ahead in 100% of their meetings

TIPPYCANOE BBQ CREW has come out ahead in 8 of their 8 shared contests.

The weak link

−5.7 points behind their best meat

Pork is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 5.66 points below their pork ribs, and turns into a call 0% of the time against 22%.

  • Pork avg 159.27
  • Pork Ribs avg 164.93
  • 0 calls in 9 entries

A strong matchup

8–0 ahead in the head-to-head

Ahead in 100% of their meetings

They've finished ahead of PIG APPROVED BBQ in 8 of their 8 shared contests.

Pork Ribs nemesis

7 of 7 shared pork ribs entries lost

SPITFIRE ahead 100% of the time

Even in their strongest meat, SPITFIRE has out-cooked them in 7 of 7 shared pork ribs entries.

Looking over their shoulder

2× one call behind them

CITY SLICKERS BBQ has landed one call behind them 2 times.

The metronome

±1.35% swing around their own average

Their overall lands within ±1.35% of a perfect score of their own average — whatever the field, you know roughly what they'll turn in.

  • averages 90.3% of a perfect score
  • 9 contests

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The teams rated closest to We Be Porken, each with one reason worth a look.

104 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.

92 BB Crew
#3,339 of the rated field
1497 power rating
Contests
9
GCs
0
Top-10s
11%
Peak
1497

This is the highest they've ever been rated, 9 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.

  • rated over 9 contests
  • last seen Jan 22, 2026
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Smoking Section
#3,333 of the rated field
1497 power rating
Contests
9
GCs
0
Top-10s
33%
Peak
1497

Careers of much the same size, 9 contests to 9, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 9 contests
  • last seen Sep 25, 2021
  • on a 3-contest top-10 run
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PECULIAR SMOKE
#3,323 of the rated field
1497 power rating
Contests
9
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1501

Level with We Be Porken on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 9 contests
  • last seen Apr 1, 2016
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PIG PAK
#3,324 of the rated field
1497 power rating
Contests
9
GCs
0
Top-10s
11%
Peak
1525

Careers of much the same size, 9 contests to 9, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 9 contests
  • last seen Oct 3, 2014
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MACK DADDYS BBQ
#3,336 of the rated field
1497 power rating
Contests
10
GCs
0
Top-10s
10%
Peak
1507

Careers of much the same size, 10 contests to 9, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 10 contests
  • last seen Apr 16, 2021
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Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)

OpponentMeetingsAheadBehindWin rate
PIG APPROVED BBQ 8 8 0 100% ⚔ compare
TIPPYCANOE BBQ CREW 8 0 8 0% ⚔ compare
DRY 2 DA BONE 7 0 7 0% ⚔ compare
SPITFIRE 7 0 7 0% ⚔ compare
BIG T'Z Q CRU 7 0 7 0% ⚔ compare
GRILLS GONE WILD IOWA 7 0 7 0% ⚔ compare
SHIGGIN & GRINNIN 7 0 7 0% ⚔ compare
F n G BBQ 6 4 2 67% ⚔ compare
GRUMPY OLD MEN BBQ 6 4 2 67% ⚔ compare
CITY SLICKERS BBQ 6 3 3 50% ⚔ compare
C R BUTTS SMOKE 6 3 3 50% ⚔ compare
ACES HIGH BBQ 6 2 4 33% ⚔ compare
MYASSIS SMOKIN 6 1 5 17% ⚔ compare
Pig Skin BBQ 6 0 6 0% ⚔ compare
Piggy Blues BBQ 5 4 1 80% ⚔ compare

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 9 0 0 0 166.2400 157.0856 163.27 top 62%
Pork Ribs 9 2 0 0 174.2856 158.2628 164.93 top 46%
Pork 9 0 0 0 168.5712 147.9316 159.27 top 67%
Brisket 9 2 0 0 173.7372 150.8000 162.85 top 48%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Medium (20–39)20top 60%
Large (40+)70top 54%

Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Med City BBQ & Musicfest 2 19 0 top 46% Aug 8, 2014
Smokin in Steele 2 24 0 top 68% May 30, 2014

More numbers

Busiest season 2013 5 contests
Contests a season 4.5 across 2 seasons in the data
Most contests held in MN 9 of 9 contests
Contests visited 7 2 of them more than once
Opponents faced 228 finished ahead 196 times, behind 248

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20141 milestone
  1. Most recent contest King Turkey Day Smokin' Gobbler Cook-Off
20136 milestones
  1. First tracked contest Smokin' in Steele
  2. First overall past 90% of a perfect score651.4282 Smokin' in Steele
  3. Career-best overall score660.5710 Treasure Island International BBQ Championship
  4. First call Med City BBQ & Musicfest
  5. Career-best single call (Pork Ribs)174.2856 Med City BBQ & Musicfest
  6. Peak power rating (1506) 6th Annual Big Island BBQ

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+3.2Med City BBQ & MusicfestAug 9, 2013
+2.6Med City BBQ & MusicfestAug 8, 2014
+1.7Big Island BBQAug 22, 2014
+1.66th Annual Big Island BBQAug 23, 2013
+1.5Smokin' in SteeleMay 31, 2013

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-10.5Smokin in SteeleMay 30, 2014
-1.5KTD Smokin' Gobbler Cook-offSep 13, 2013
-1.3King Turkey Day Smokin' Gobbler Cook-OffSep 12, 2014
-0.2Treasure Island International BBQ ChampionshipJun 15, 2013

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20144000 50% top 62% 91.6% 89.4%
20135000 40% top 50% 91.7% 91%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Sep 12, 2014 King Turkey Day Smokin' Gobbler Cook-Off Worthington, MN 22 / 36 (639.3144) 30 (157.0856) 10 (165.6800) 32 (153.1316) 20 (163.4172)
Aug 22, 2014 Big Island BBQ Albert Lea, MN 28 / 54 (659.2916) 39 (162.2284) 40 (162.2516) 29 (164.5372) 19 (170.2744)
Aug 8, 2014 Med City BBQ & Musicfest Rochester, MN 19 / 40 (647.8628) 23 (162.2516) 24 (158.2628) 33 (154.7884) 5 (172.5600)
May 30, 2014 Smokin in Steele Owatonna, MN 59 / 67 (629.0284) 52 (163.9540) 43 (163.4400) 65 (147.9316) 52 (153.7028)
Sep 13, 2013 KTD Smokin' Gobbler Cook-off Worthington, MN 23 / 39 (657.6112) 20 (165.6684) 19 (166.8112) 38 (151.3944) 7 (173.7372)
Aug 23, 2013 6th Annual Big Island BBQ Albert Lea, MN 24 / 50 (655.3260) 27 (166.2400) 19 (166.2516) 29 (164) 24 (158.8344)
Aug 9, 2013 Med City BBQ & Musicfest Rochester, MN 22 / 50 (652.4568) 20 (165.7028) 4 (174.2856) 30 (161.6684) 37 (150.8000)
Jun 15, 2013 Treasure Island International BBQ Championship Welch, MN 36 / 68 (660.5710) 47 (162.8570) 43 (162.2856) 25 (167.4284) 29 (168)
May 31, 2013 Smokin' in Steele Owatonna, MN 24 / 51 (651.4282) 25 (163.4286) 16 (165.1428) 13 (168.5712) 35 (154.2856)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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