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THE SWHINERY

THE SWHINERY is a competition barbecue team with 8 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2013 and 2018. Their best overall finish is 13th of 18 at the Brockport BBQ - Music Festival (2013). They are ranked #5625 of 6,491 teams in the KCBS power rankings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Power ranking

#5,625
of 6,491 rated · rankings

Rating

1448
peak 1448 · rated over 8 contests

Contests

8
in the data

First seen

Jan 25, 2013
latest Jan 26, 2018 · 5 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#586
Master 2013 · every season

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
0 podiums

Overall top-10s

0
0% of 8 contests

Avg finish

top 77%
overall standings

Best overall

621.1772 / 720
Master · Oinktoberfest

Perfect 180s

0

Current form

608.91
last 5 Master vs avg 609.35 (-0.45)

Walk rate

13%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

163.4288

Consistency

±11.03
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Chicken
avg 156.71 · weakest Brisket (149.50)

Road miles

3,889
across 8 mapped stops · furthest 1,046 mi

Schedule strength

9%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1512)

Master avg

609.35 / 720
8 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (5 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

A tough matchup

3–0 behind in the head-to-head

CHIX, SWINE & BOVINE BBQ ahead in 100% of their meetings

CHIX, SWINE & BOVINE BBQ has come out ahead in 3 of their 3 shared contests.

The weak link

−7.2 points behind their best meat

Brisket is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 7.22 points below their chicken, and turns into a call 13% of the time against 13%.

  • Brisket avg 149.50
  • Chicken avg 156.71
  • 1 call in 8 entries

The comeback

4.4 yrs off the trail, then back

Off the trail for 4.4 years, then back at Lakeland Pig Festival (Jan 26, 2018).

  • last seen Sep 20, 2013
  • back Jan 26, 2018

The long haul

3,889 road miles between contests

Contest to contest, they've covered roughly 3,889 miles across 8 mapped stops — the longest single trip being 1,046 miles to Brockport BBQ - Music Festival.

  • 8 mapped stops
  • furthest 1,046 mi

The metronome

±1.53% swing around their own average

Their overall lands within ±1.53% of a perfect score of their own average — whatever the field, you know roughly what they'll turn in.

  • averages 84.6% of a perfect score
  • 8 contests

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2013 ↗ Master #586 (526 pts) #582 (561 pts) #579 (571 pts) #653 (511 pts) #592 (541 pts)

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S&S BEERBQ
#5,630 of the rated field
1448 power rating
Contests
8
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1448

This is the highest they've ever been rated, 8 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.

  • rated over 8 contests
  • last seen Apr 16, 2021
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Sea Brisket
#5,623 of the rated field
1448 power rating
Contests
8
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1448

Careers of much the same size, 8 contests to 8, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 8 contests
  • last seen Mar 15, 2019
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THE KINGS OF Q
#5,626 of the rated field
1448 power rating
Contests
8
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1448

Both teams' first contest in the data came in 2013.

  • rated over 8 contests
  • last seen Oct 21, 2016
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Global Smokers
#5,621 of the rated field
1448 power rating
Contests
9
GCs
0
Top-10s
11%
Peak
1448

Level with THE SWHINERY on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 9 contests
  • last seen Sep 11, 2026
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OFF THE GRILL BBQ
#5,627 of the rated field
1448 power rating
Contests
9
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1448

This is the highest they've ever been rated, 9 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.

  • rated over 9 contests
  • last seen Jul 7, 2022
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Smokin in the Country
#5,635 of the rated field
1448 power rating
Contests
13
GCs
0
Top-10s
23%
Peak
1448

13 contests and no Grand Championship yet — a rating made of 23% top-10 finishes rather than wins.

  • rated over 7 contests
  • last seen Jun 7, 2024
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By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 8 1 0 0 161.7144 148.5714 156.71 top 68%
Pork Ribs 8 1 0 0 163.4288 143.4286 152.07 top 69%
Pork 8 0 0 0 158.2856 138.2400 151.07 top 74%
Brisket 8 1 0 0 155.4286 137.7142 149.50 top 74%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Small (<20 teams)10top 72%
Medium (20–39)20top 85%
Large (40+)50top 75%

By state / province (where the contests were held)

WhereContestsGCsAvg finish
FL30top 91%
NY20top 61%
IL10top 78%
MD10top 69%
IN10top 74%

More numbers

Busiest season 2013 7 contests
Contests a season 4 across 2 seasons in the data
Most contests held in FL 3 of 8 contests · 5 states in all
Contests visited 8 a different one every time
Opponents faced 396 finished ahead 111 times, behind 327
Longest layoff 4.4 yrs Sep 20, 2013 → Jan 26, 2018

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20181 milestone
  1. Most recent contest Lakeland Pig Festival
20135 milestones
  1. First tracked contest Lakeland Pig Festival
  2. Peak power rating (1488) Lakeland Pig Festival
  3. First call Brockport BBQ - Music Festival
  4. Career-best single call (Pork Ribs)163.4288 Brockport BBQ - Music Festival
  5. Career-best overall score621.1772 Oinktoberfest

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+2.8OinktoberfestSep 20, 2013

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-12.6Smokin in the SquareMar 1, 2013
-11.8Lakeland Pig FestivalJan 25, 2013
-8.8Lakeland Pig FestivalJan 26, 2018
-6.8Wabash Ribber Fest Barbecue ChampionshipApr 26, 2013
-6.31st Annual Parkinson's Smoke OutApr 5, 2013

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20181000 0% top 93% 81.6% 81.6%
20137000 14% top 74% 86.3% 85.1%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Jan 26, 2018 Lakeland Pig Festival Lakeland, FL 56 / 60 (587.3488) 45 (159.9772) 53 (145.1544) 58 (138.2400) 50 (143.9772)
Sep 20, 2013 Oinktoberfest Clarence, NY 35 / 71 (621.1772) 34 (158.2972) 34 (154.2972) 45 (156.0228) 45 (152.5600)
Jun 21, 2013 Brockport BBQ - Music Festival Brockport, NY 13 / 18 (619.4286) 8 (161.7144) 7 (163.4288) 18 (138.8568) 10 (155.4286)
Apr 26, 2013 Wabash Ribber Fest Barbecue Championship Mt. Carmel, IL 28 / 36 (611.4284) 31 (148.5714) 29 (150.8574) 23 (158.2856) 26 (153.7140)
Apr 19, 2013 Pork in the Park Barbeque Festival Salisbury, MD 73 / 106 (605.1426) 64 (155.9998) 69 (149.1432) 50 (156) 86 (143.9996)
Apr 5, 2013 1st Annual Parkinson's Smoke Out Evansville, IN 37 / 50 (621.1428) 34 (157.1430) 36 (157.1428) 36 (153.1428) 34 (153.7142)
Mar 1, 2013 Smokin in the Square Pensacola, FL 34 / 37 (609.1430) 34 (154.2856) 34 (143.4286) 28 (156.5714) 29 (154.8574)
Jan 25, 2013 Lakeland Pig Festival Lakeland, FL 61 / 70 (599.9998) 47 (157.7146) 48 (153.1428) 53 (151.4282) 64 (137.7142)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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