The heartbreaker
Came within 1.1200 points of the Grand Championship at Bent Brewstillery BBQ (BACKYARD ONLY) (Sep 9, 2023).
Nobody is a competition barbecue team with 11 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2018 and 2025. Their best overall finish is 2nd of 30 at the Bent Brewstillery BBQ (BACKYARD ONLY) (2023), and they have finished Reserve Grand Champion once. They are ranked #4042 of 6,476 teams in the KCBS power rankings.
These overall scores sit on different scales (Master out of 720, Backyard out of 360), so they're kept separate — averaging them together would be misleading.
This team cooks the Backyard series — its own boards, records and Team of the Year are here.
| Year | Series | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 ↗ | Master | #1148 (60 pts) | #1221 (60 pts) | #1001 (125 pts) | #1190 (60 pts) | #1190 (60 pts) |
| 2024 ↗ | Master | #940 (117 pts) | #1026 (117 pts) | #860 (177 pts) | #846 (157 pts) | #684 (247 pts) |
| 2023 ↗ | Backyard | — | #186 (255 pts) | #239 (150 pts) | — | — |
| 2023 ↗ | Master | #656 (239 pts) | #800 (199 pts) | #890 (189 pts) | #781 (189 pts) | #721 (229 pts) |
| 2019 ↗ | Master | #1342 (155 pts) | #1593 (120 pts) | #1575 (120 pts) | #819 (385 pts) | #1165 (220 pts) |
The teams rated closest to Nobody, each with one reason worth a look.
131 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.
One contest in common so far: too few to settle anything, but a team Nobody has actually stood beside rather than a stranger on the same rating.
⚔ Head-to-headFewer contests behind them than Nobody has cooked, 5 to 11, which makes theirs the less settled rating of the two.
⚔ Head-to-headThey've been 1526 at their best, 44 points above where they sit today — they're arriving at this rating from above.
⚔ Compare careersTheir last contest in the data was back in 2019, 6 years before Nobody's most recent — their rating stopped moving when they stopped cooking.
⚔ Compare careersLevel with Nobody on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.
⚔ Compare careersThey turned up 5 years after Nobody did, first appearing in 2023.
⚔ Compare careers| Opponent | Meetings | Ahead | Behind | Win rate | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smokin G's BBQ | 10 | 8 | 2 | 80% | ⚔ compare |
| PO PO PORK | 10 | 3 | 7 | 30% | ⚔ compare |
| LUCKY 19 SAUCE COMPANY | 10 | 1 | 9 | 10% | ⚔ compare |
| HOT DADDY'S BBQ | 10 | 0 | 10 | 0% | ⚔ compare |
| WAG'S BACKWOODS BBQ | 9 | 1 | 8 | 11% | ⚔ compare |
| 3 BRATS AND A COCKTAIL WEENIE | 8 | 5 | 3 | 63% | ⚔ compare |
| NECTAR OF THE HOGS | 8 | 1 | 7 | 13% | ⚔ compare |
| SIX BUTT BBQ | 8 | 1 | 7 | 13% | ⚔ compare |
| MACHETE BOYS BBQ | 8 | 0 | 8 | 0% | ⚔ compare |
| UGLY BABY BBQ | 7 | 2 | 5 | 29% | ⚔ compare |
| Ash Kickin' BBQ | 7 | 1 | 6 | 14% | ⚔ compare |
| Sensuous BBQ | 7 | 1 | 6 | 14% | ⚔ compare |
| Smokin Big | 6 | 4 | 2 | 67% | ⚔ compare |
| The Q Crew | 6 | 4 | 2 | 67% | ⚔ compare |
| Steel Smoke BBQ | 6 | 3 | 3 | 50% | ⚔ compare |
| Category | Entries | Calls | Wins | Podiums | Best | Worst | Average | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chicken | 11 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 176.5944 | 152.6060 | 162.06 | top 75% |
| Pork Ribs | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 171.9888 | 154.2172 | 163.98 | top 58% |
| Pork | 10 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 174.2744 | 161.6572 | 168.08 | top 52% |
| Brisket | 10 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 174.2628 | 152.5028 | 164.44 | top 51% |
“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.
| Field | Contests | GCs | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|
| Medium (20–39) | 4 | 0 | top 51% |
| Large (40+) | 7 | 0 | top 69% |
| Contest | Visits | Best | GCs | Avg finish | Last visit |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smokin in Steele | 5 | 5 | 0 | top 64% | May 31, 2024 |
| Minnesota in May | 3 | 32 | 0 | top 74% | May 9, 2025 |
| Swing | Contest | Date |
|---|---|---|
| +17.2 | Bent Brewstillery BBQ (BACKYARD ONLY) | Sep 9, 2023 |
| +13.8 | Smokin in Steele | Jun 2, 2023 |
| +5.5 | Smokin In Steele | May 31, 2019 |
| Swing | Contest | Date |
|---|---|---|
| -13.1 | Smokin in Steele (Master & Backyard Contest) | Jun 3, 2022 |
| -11.9 | Minnesota in May | May 9, 2025 |
| -8.7 | Smokin in Steele | May 31, 2024 |
| -6.9 | Minnesota in May | May 12, 2023 |
| -6.5 | Smokin In Steele | Jun 1, 2018 |
| Season | Contests | GCs | Top-10s | Category wins | Walk rate | Avg finish | Best overall (% of perfect) | Avg overall (% of perfect) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | top 95% | 91.2% | 91.2% |
| 2024 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50% | top 70% | 94.3% | 92.7% |
| 2023 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 67% | top 32% | 96.7% | 94.3% |
| 2022 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50% | top 88% | 90.7% | 89.7% |
| 2019 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100% | top 51% | 91.4% | 91.2% |
| 2018 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | top 80% | 87.3% | 87.3% |
| Date | Event | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| May 9, 2025 | Minnesota in May 🏅 St. Peter, MN | 55 / 58 (656.4460) | 57 (158.2400) | 12 (171.9888) | 51 (165.0856) | 47 (161.1316) |
| May 31, 2024 | Smokin in Steele 🏅 Owatonna, MN | 27 / 32 (655.8976) | 28 (161.0856) | 28 (158.2860) | 17 (167.9888) | 18 (168.5372) |
| May 10, 2024 | Minnesota in May 🏅 St. Peter, MN | 32 / 58 (678.7544) | 56 (160.5372) | 13 (171.9772) | 25 (171.9772) | 8 (174.2628) |
| Sep 9, 2023 | Bent Brewstillery BBQ (BACKYARD ONLY) Roseville, MN | 2 / 30 (348.0116) | 2 (176.5944) | 8 (171.4172) | — | — |
| Jun 2, 2023 | Smokin in Steele 🏅 Owatonna, MN | 5 / 29 (677.1204) | 9 (172) | 18 (164.5488) | 10 (169.1200) | 6 (171.4516) |
| May 12, 2023 | Minnesota in May 🏅 St. Peter, MN | 42 / 59 (662.7200) | 46 (164.5256) | 17 (170.8572) | 27 (168.5372) | 50 (158.8000) |
| Jun 3, 2022 | Smokin in Steele (Master & Backyard Contest) 🏅 Owatonna, MN | 32 / 33 (638.1140) | 28 (161.1428) | 33 (158.2400) | 24 (166.2284) | 31 (152.5028) |
| May 13, 2022 | Minnesota in May (Masters) 🏅 Cambridge, MN | 47 / 59 (653.1432) | 58 (152.6060) | 26 (166.8572) | 53 (162.2628) | 10 (171.4172) |
| Aug 23, 2019 | Big Island BBQ 🏅 Alberta Lea, MN | 30 / 50 (654.8004) | 43 (158.8228) | 44 (154.2400) | 4 (174.2744) | 14 (167.4632) |
| May 31, 2019 | Smokin In Steele 🏅 Owatonna, MN | 18 / 43 (658.2632) | 28 (164.0116) | 37 (154.2172) | 6 (173.7144) | 16 (166.3200) |
| Jun 1, 2018 | Smokin In Steele Owatonna, MN | 36 / 45 (628.4576) | 40 (153.1316) | 34 (161.1088) | 31 (161.6572) | 37 (152.5600) |