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PIT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

PIT ME OUT OF MY MISERY is a competition barbecue team with 4 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2013 and 2015. Their best overall finish is 11th of 26 at the Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque (2014). They finished #1319 in the 2014 Master Series Team of the Year standings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Rating

1489
Unranked — needs 5 rated contests, has 4

Contests

4
in the data

First seen

Oct 18, 2013
latest Oct 16, 2015 · 2 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#1319
Master 2014 · every season

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
0 podiums

Overall top-10s

0
0% of 4 contests

Avg finish

top 71%
overall standings

Best overall

669.1088 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Walk rate

50%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

174.3200

Consistency

±15.60
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Pork
avg 163.82 · weakest Brisket (157.55)

Road miles

82
across 4 mapped stops

Schedule strength

56%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1572)

Master avg

643.06 / 720
4 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (2 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

High-water mark

669.1088 career-best overall

92.9% of a perfect 720

Their best day on record: 669.1088 at Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque — 92.9% of a perfect 720.

  • Master
  • Oct 17, 2014

A tough matchup

4–0 behind in the head-to-head

NAUGHTY NURSES BBQ ahead in 100% of their meetings

NAUGHTY NURSES BBQ has come out ahead in 4 of their 4 shared contests.

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2014 ↗ Master #1319 (212 pts) #1185 (272 pts) #1383 (212 pts) #1525 (182 pts) #1456 (192 pts)
2013 ↗ Master #2561 (60 pts) #1974 (90 pts) #2584 (60 pts) #2029 (85 pts) #1940 (90 pts)

Overall rank by season

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 4 1 0 0 174.3200 154.2744 162.14 top 69%
Pork Ribs 4 1 0 0 168.5600 152.5256 159.55 top 71%
Pork 4 1 0 0 171.4056 158.8228 163.82 top 57%
Brisket 4 0 0 0 162.2516 153.7028 157.55 top 73%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque 2 11 0 top 57% Oct 16, 2015

More numbers

Busiest season 2014 2 contests
Contests a season 1.3 across 3 seasons in the data
Most contests held in KS 4 of 4 contests
Contests visited 3 1 of them more than once
Opponents faced 63 finished ahead 29 times, behind 64

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20151 milestone
  1. Most recent contest Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque
20145 milestones
  1. First call Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque
  2. First overall past 90% of a perfect score669.1088 Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque
  3. Career-best overall score669.1088 Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque
  4. Career-best single call (Chicken)174.3200 Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque
  5. Peak power rating (1490) Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque
20131 milestone
  1. First tracked contest Balloons Blues Bikes & BBQ

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+7.2Balloons Bikes Blues and BarbequeOct 17, 2014

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-11.3Balloons Blues Bikes & BBQOct 18, 2013
-5.5Smokin' Hot Cars & BBQ at the Allen County FairJul 25, 2014
-1.7Balloons Bikes Blues and BarbequeOct 16, 2015

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20151000 100% top 72% 88.8% 88.8%
20142000 50% top 59% 92.9% 90.1%
20131000 0% top 92% 88.3% 88.3%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Oct 16, 2015 Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque Parsons, KS 18 / 25 (639.3140) 24 (155.3828) 18 (158.8228) 4 (171.4056) 22 (153.7028)
Oct 17, 2014 Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque Parsons, KS 11 / 26 (669.1088) 4 (174.3200) 10 (168.5600) 17 (163.9772) 14 (162.2516)
Jul 25, 2014 Smokin' Hot Cars & BBQ at the Allen County Fair Iola, KS 16 / 21 (627.9088) 20 (154.2744) 17 (158.2744) 16 (158.8228) 17 (156.5372)
Oct 18, 2013 Balloons Blues Bikes & BBQ Parsons, KS 23 / 25 (635.9084) 17 (164.5944) 23 (152.5256) 18 (161.0856) 17 (157.7028)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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