SaucyRossyBBQ KCBS Helper

← All teams

PIT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

At a glance (everything the results say about this team, in numbers)

Rating

1489
peak 1489 · rated over 4 contests

Contests

4
in the data

First seen

2013-10-18
latest 2015-10-16

Best ToY finish

#1319
Master 2014

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
0 podiums

Overall top-10s

0
of 4 contests

Avg finish

top 71%
overall standings

Best overall

669.1088 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Current form

643.06
last 4 Master vs avg 643.06 (+0.00)

Walk rate

50%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

174.3200

Consistency

±15.60
std dev of Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Pork
avg 163.82 · weakest Brisket (157.55)

Road miles

82
mi across 4 mapped stops

Schedule strength

56%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1571)

Master avg

643.06 / 720
4 Master contests · 0 GCs

⚔ Compare with another team

Storylines (2 found in this team's record)

Each card leads with the number that made it a story — read straight out of their results, no editorialising.

High-water mark

669.1088 career-best overall

92.9% of a perfect 720

Their best day on record: 669.1088 at Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque — 92.9% of a perfect 720.

  • Master
  • 2014-10-17

A tough matchup

4–0 behind in the head-to-head

NAUGHTY NURSES BBQ ahead in 100% of their meetings

NAUGHTY NURSES BBQ has come out ahead in 4 of their 4 shared contests.

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The nearest teams in the power rankings, with a different reason on each card — six teams on one rating are rarely on it for the same reason. Rating decides who makes the list; where teams tie on it, the ones this team has actually cooked against come first, then teams at a similar point in their own career. KCBS doesn’t publish where a team is from, so nothing here is inferred from geography.

PIT ME OUT OF MY MISERY has 4 rated contests — short of the five it takes to earn a power ranking — so this rating has barely moved off the 1500 every team starts on and 153 rated teams sit within a point of it. Read the list as the nearest company at a number nobody here has moved far from, not as a verdict on who this team belongs with.

Lazy J Smoke Show
#3712 of the rated field
1489 ▲ 0 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1504
No shared contest yet.

Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 4, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen 2026-08-07
⚔ Head-to-head
Still Site BBQ
#3730 of the rated field
1488 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1502
No shared contest yet.

They turned up 12 years after PIT ME OUT OF MY MISERY did, first appearing in 2025.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen 2026-04-03
⚔ Head-to-head
RJ's Bob-E-Que
#3698 of the rated field
1489 ▲ 0 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1500
No shared contest yet.

Level with PIT ME OUT OF MY MISERY on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen 2023-09-27
⚔ Head-to-head
SMOKEY BONES
#3697 of the rated field
1489 ▲ 0 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1489
No shared contest yet.

Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 4, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen 2022-10-21
⚔ Head-to-head
SMOKIN' ROAMERS
#3726 of the rated field
1489 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
6
GCs
0
Top-10s
33%
Peak
1489
No shared contest yet.

A longer road to the same neighbourhood — 6 contests to 4.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen 2021-08-22
⚔ Head-to-head
Rudedoggs BBQ
#3733 of the rated field
1488 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
20%
Peak
1511
No shared contest yet.

Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 4, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen 2018-06-23
⚔ Head-to-head

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 4 1 0 0 174.3200 154.2744 162.14 top 69%
Pork Ribs 4 1 0 0 168.5600 152.5256 159.55 top 71%
Pork 4 1 0 0 171.4056 158.8228 163.82 top 57%
Brisket 4 0 0 0 162.2516 153.7028 157.55 top 73%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

Contest-by-contest record (recurring contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque 2 11 0 top 57% 2015-10-16

The story so far (14 numbers that describe this team)

On the trail 2 yrs 2013-10-18 → 2015-10-16
Busiest season 2014 2 contests
Contests a season 1.3 across 3 seasons in the data
Cooks most in KS 4 of 4 contests
Contests visited 3 1 of them cooked more than once
Most-entered meat Chicken 4 entries · 0 wins · 1 calls
Strongest meat Pork averages 163.82 · weakest Brisket (157.55)
Walk rate 50% a top-10 call in 2 of 4 contests
Overall top-10 rate 0% 0 of 4 contests
Master average 643.06 out of 720 · 4 contests · 0 GCs
Opponents faced 63 29–64 across every shared overall standing
Road miles 82 4 mapped stops
Schedule strength 1571 average field rating faced — tougher than 56% of rated contests
Power rating 1489 peak 1489 · #null of 6,413 rated

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

  1. 2013
  2. First tracked contest Balloons Blues Bikes & BBQ
  3. 2014
  4. First call Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque
  5. First overall past 90% of a perfect score669.1088 Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque
  6. Career-best overall score669.1088 Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque
  7. Career-best single call (Chicken)174.3200 Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque
  8. Peak power rating (1490) Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque
  9. 2015
  10. Most recent contest Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+7.2Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque2014-10-17

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-11.3Balloons Blues Bikes & BBQ2013-10-18
-5.5Smokin' Hot Cars & BBQ at the Allen County Fair2014-07-25
-1.7Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque2015-10-16

Category scores over time

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Team of the Year rank by season

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20151000 100% top 72% 88.8% 88.8%
20142000 50% top 59% 92.9% 90.1%
20131000 0% top 92% 88.3% 88.3%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2015-10-16 Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque Parsons, KS 18 / 25 (639.3140) 24 (155.3828) 18 (158.8228) 4 (171.4056) 22 (153.7028)
2014-10-17 Balloons Bikes Blues and Barbeque Parsons, KS 11 / 26 (669.1088) 4 (174.3200) 10 (168.5600) 17 (163.9772) 14 (162.2516)
2014-07-25 Smokin' Hot Cars & BBQ at the Allen County Fair Iola, KS 16 / 21 (627.9088) 20 (154.2744) 17 (158.2744) 16 (158.8228) 17 (156.5372)
2013-10-18 Balloons Blues Bikes & BBQ Parsons, KS 23 / 25 (635.9084) 17 (164.5944) 23 (152.5256) 18 (161.0856) 17 (157.7028)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

Team of the Year standings (rank per category by season — year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2014 ↗ Master #1319 (212 pts) #1185 (272 pts) #1383 (212 pts) #1525 (182 pts) #1456 (192 pts)
2013 ↗ Master #2561 (60 pts) #1974 (90 pts) #2584 (60 pts) #2029 (85 pts) #1940 (90 pts)

Heading out? 🔥

Are you sure you want to leave the KCBS Helper Tool and go to SaucyRossyBBQ.com?

Yes, take me there

Hey, I’m Ross

Most folks know me as SaucyRossyBBQ. I built this Helper App myself and put it out for free, because I wanted the tool to exist for our sport — no paywall, no account needed.

If you’ve got it in you to chip in, it means a whole lot. And if you’ve already bought me a coffee — thank you so much. Your support pays the server and hosting bills that keep a system like this running.

Buy me a coffee

You won’t see this again for a month. Now get back to it — good luck at your next cook. 🔥