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2014-10-17 – 2014-10-18 · Parsons, KS · 📍 Parsons, KS 67357

Grand Champion: CAVEMAN CUISINE (699.9540) · 26 teams

Reserve Champion: 🥈 GETTIN' BASTED

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CAVEMAN CUISINE
699.9540 · Master Series — Overall
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GETTIN' BASTED
697.1200 · Master Series — Overall
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BUTCHER BBQ
689.1204 · Master Series — Overall

The contest at a glance (read off the scored boards)

How the field scored

Overall totals, every team on the board — tall stacks are where the pack sat.

How the meats cooked

Every board on one scale — the bar runs last score to first, the dot is the median.

  • Chicken 177.70
  • Pork Ribs 175.41
  • Pork 178.88
  • Brisket 176.58
122.06 178.88

Entries

26
4 judged meats · 1 ancillary

Top score

699.9540

Winning margin

2.8340
GC over RC

Field average

655.43
572.34699.95
median 661.33 · last place to winner

Perfect 180s

0

Tightest race

Brisket
3.4400 pts across the top 5

Top-10 cutoff

676.5260
572.34699.95
10th place overall

Field spread

127.6112
winner to last place

Most consistent

GETTIN' BASTED
avg finish 3.00 across 4 meats

Double threats

4
teams with 2+ top-5 calls

Widest winning margin

Pork
won by 2.8800 pts — CAVEMAN CUISINE

How hot was the win?

Top 33%
beats 67% of 4707 Master Series wins in the data

Form held

Strong
ρ = -0.74 between pre-contest rating and finish

Field strength

1579
avg power rating going in · stronger than 63% of contests

Top-rated in the field

HOG TIDE BAR-B-QUE
rated 1815 pre-contest

Storylines (3 found in this contest's numbers)

Everything below is read straight out of the results — the number on each card is the one that made it a story.

Photo finishes

Tie closest of 9 calls decided inside half a point

Chicken places 8–9: NAUGHTY NURSES 2ND SHIFT and CAVEMAN CUISINE tied on 171.4056 — settled by the KCBS tiebreaker. Pork places 9–10: SMOKERS WILD and 4 LEGS UP BBQ tied on 169.1200 — settled by the KCBS tiebreaker. Brisket places 3–4: CAVEMAN CUISINE and NAUGHTY NURSES BBQ tied on 174.2628 — settled by the KCBS tiebreaker.

  • Chicken 8–9 · tie
  • Pork 9–10 · tie
  • Brisket 3–4 · tie
  • Brisket 6–7 · tie

A double category winner

2 category wins in a day

CAVEMAN CUISINE won Pork Ribs, Pork — a double, and took the Grand Championship on top of it.

  • Pork Ribs 1st
  • Pork 1st

How the title was won

4 of 4 meats called to the stage

CAVEMAN CUISINE took the title on 4 calls from 4 meats, with 2 outright wins — their weakest board was chicken at 9th.

  • Chicken 9th
  • Pork Ribs 1st
  • Pork 1st
  • Brisket 3rd

Score curves (score by finishing position — steep cliffs mean a spread field, flat lines a knife fight)

Category showdown (top / average / median score per meat)

Biggest rating movers (power-rating points won and lost at this contest)

Did form hold? (pre-contest rating vs overall finish — ratings called it if the dots climb to the right)

This contest over the years full contest page →

DateWhereVenueTeamsHigh scoreGrand ChampionReserve Champion
2014-10-17 ← this one Parsons, KS Parsons, KS 67357 26 699.9540 CAVEMAN CUISINE GETTIN' BASTED
2015-10-16 Parsons, KS Parsons, KS 67357 25 691.9200 IOWA'S SMOKEY D'S BBQ R BUTTS R SMOKIN

What a call cost (the score it took to finish 1st, 5th and 10th)

Category1st5th10th
Chicken177.7028173.7028170.2972
Pork Ribs175.4056170.8344168.5600
Pork178.8800173.7028169.1200
Brisket176.5828173.1428166.8572

Official results on kcbs.us ↗

Master Series

Overall

26 entries · top 699.9540 · median 661.3256

#TeamScore
1 CAVEMAN CUISINE 699.9540
2 GETTIN' BASTED 697.1200
3 BUTCHER BBQ 689.1204
4 SMOKERS WILD 686.8000
5 HOG TIDE BAR-B-QUE 686.7656
6 SMOOTH SMOKE 681.0856
7 MAC'S BARBEQUE 681.0744
8 DEAD PIGS TELL NO TALES 680.5256
9 THE OUTLAWS 678.7884
10 NAUGHTY NURSES BBQ 676.5260
11 PIT ME OUT OF MY MISERY 669.1088
12 NAUGHTY NURSES 2ND SHIFT 667.3256
13 STP BBQ 662.1600
14 SMOKE 'N' RUB 660.4912
15 4 LEGS UP BBQ 660.4344
16 SMOKIN BAD HABIT 656.4116
17 GIFFORD BANG BANG BBQ 649.0972
18 SMOKIN JOHNSONS 639.2800
19 JUST FOR FUN 637.0396
20 WINDMILL INN PRODUCTS 635.9316
21 2 GUY'S SMOKIN 628.4236
22 Willy Billy BBQ 626.1712
23 Moore Smokin 622.3084
24 OLDE SKOOL BARBICUE 606.1944
25 Southside Rub 590.7768
26 DR. JOHN'S BBQ 572.3428

Chicken

26 entries · top 177.7028 · median 165.9886

#TeamScore
1 SMOOTH SMOKE 177.7028
2 SMOKERS WILD 176.0000
3 THE OUTLAWS 175.4056
4 PIT ME OUT OF MY MISERY 174.3200
5 GETTIN' BASTED 173.7028
6 HOG TIDE BAR-B-QUE 173.1200
7 BUTCHER BBQ 171.4172
8 NAUGHTY NURSES 2ND SHIFT 171.4056
9 CAVEMAN CUISINE 171.4056
10 NAUGHTY NURSES BBQ 170.2972
11 SMOKIN JOHNSONS 167.9656
12 DEAD PIGS TELL NO TALES 167.4172
13 STP BBQ 166.8344
14 OLDE SKOOL BARBICUE 165.1428
15 MAC'S BARBEQUE 165.0972
16 4 LEGS UP BBQ 165.0972
17 SMOKIN BAD HABIT 165.0972
18 SMOKE 'N' RUB 162.8344
19 Moore Smokin 161.1428
20 GIFFORD BANG BANG BBQ 160.5944
21 2 GUY'S SMOKIN 160.5488
22 WINDMILL INN PRODUCTS 158.8800
23 JUST FOR FUN 155.9540
24 Willy Billy BBQ 153.1084
25 Southside Rub 151.4284
26 DR. JOHN'S BBQ 141.1544

Pork Ribs

26 entries · top 175.4056 · median 165.4116

#TeamScore
1 CAVEMAN CUISINE 175.4056
2 SMOKERS WILD 173.1428
3 GETTIN' BASTED 172.5600
4 DEAD PIGS TELL NO TALES 172.0000
5 SMOKIN BAD HABIT 170.8344
6 MAC'S BARBEQUE 170.8228
7 SMOOTH SMOKE 169.7028
8 THE OUTLAWS 169.1200
9 NAUGHTY NURSES 2ND SHIFT 168.5716
10 PIT ME OUT OF MY MISERY 168.5600
11 HOG TIDE BAR-B-QUE 166.8228
12 4 LEGS UP BBQ 166.2744
13 BUTCHER BBQ 165.6916
14 NAUGHTY NURSES BBQ 165.1316
15 WINDMILL INN PRODUCTS 162.2860
16 GIFFORD BANG BANG BBQ 161.6800
17 SMOKE 'N' RUB 161.0740
18 JUST FOR FUN 158.2284
19 SMOKIN JOHNSONS 157.6688
20 STP BBQ 155.9544
21 Moore Smokin 154.3316
22 2 GUY'S SMOKIN 151.3716
23 Willy Billy BBQ 148.5144
24 OLDE SKOOL BARBICUE 146.8000
25 Southside Rub 133.6800
26 DR. JOHN'S BBQ 122.0572

Pork

26 entries · top 178.8800 · median 166.8458

#TeamScore
1 CAVEMAN CUISINE 178.8800
2 BUTCHER BBQ 176.0000
3 GETTIN' BASTED 174.2744
4 HOG TIDE BAR-B-QUE 174.2628
5 STP BBQ 173.7028
6 DEAD PIGS TELL NO TALES 173.1428
7 MAC'S BARBEQUE 172.5944
8 SMOOTH SMOKE 169.1428
9 SMOKERS WILD 169.1200
10 4 LEGS UP BBQ 169.1200
11 JUST FOR FUN 168.6056
12 THE OUTLAWS 167.4056
13 GIFFORD BANG BANG BBQ 166.8572
14 NAUGHTY NURSES BBQ 166.8344
15 SMOKIN BAD HABIT 166.2744
16 Willy Billy BBQ 164.5484
17 PIT ME OUT OF MY MISERY 163.9772
18 NAUGHTY NURSES 2ND SHIFT 163.9428
19 SMOKE 'N' RUB 163.4400
20 SMOKIN JOHNSONS 160.5600
21 Moore Smokin 159.9884
22 Southside Rub 157.7028
23 2 GUY'S SMOKIN 155.3944
24 WINDMILL INN PRODUCTS 153.6456
25 OLDE SKOOL BARBICUE 153.1772
26 DR. JOHN'S BBQ 147.4056

Brisket

26 entries · top 176.5828 · median 162.8286

#TeamScore
1 GETTIN' BASTED 176.5828
2 BUTCHER BBQ 176.0116
3 CAVEMAN CUISINE 174.2628
4 NAUGHTY NURSES BBQ 174.2628
5 SMOKE 'N' RUB 173.1428
6 MAC'S BARBEQUE 172.5600
7 HOG TIDE BAR-B-QUE 172.5600
8 SMOKERS WILD 168.5372
9 DEAD PIGS TELL NO TALES 167.9656
10 THE OUTLAWS 166.8572
11 STP BBQ 165.6684
12 SMOOTH SMOKE 164.5372
13 NAUGHTY NURSES 2ND SHIFT 163.4056
14 PIT ME OUT OF MY MISERY 162.2516
15 DR. JOHN'S BBQ 161.7256
16 WINDMILL INN PRODUCTS 161.1200
17 2 GUY'S SMOKIN 161.1088
18 Willy Billy BBQ 160.0000
19 GIFFORD BANG BANG BBQ 159.9656
20 4 LEGS UP BBQ 159.9428
21 JUST FOR FUN 154.2516
22 SMOKIN BAD HABIT 154.2056
23 SMOKIN JOHNSONS 153.0856
24 Southside Rub 147.9656
25 Moore Smokin 146.8456
26 OLDE SKOOL BARBICUE 141.0744

Ancillary categories

Run by the organizers alongside the sanctioned contest. These are judged on their own terms and do not count toward the overall score, so they're kept out of the meat stats above.

Master Series — Chefs Choice

10 entries · top 175.4400 · median 156.8570

#TeamScore
1 OLDE SKOOL BARBICUE 175.4400
2 GETTIN' BASTED 175.4056
3 NAUGHTY NURSES BBQ 169.6916
4 NAUGHTY NURSES 2ND SHIFT 160.0456
5 Moore Smokin 158.8340
6 DR. JOHN'S BBQ 154.8800
7 JUST FOR FUN 153.1428
8 4 LEGS UP BBQ 147.4628
9 Willy Billy BBQ 141.1200
10 WINDMILL INN PRODUCTS 136.4912

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