They almost always walk
A call in 9 of 10 contests
A top-10 category call in 90% of their 10 contests — they get to the stage more often than not.
SATISFIED HOGS is a competition barbecue team with 10 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2013 and 2016. Their best overall finish is 8th of 16 at the Utah BBQ Festival (2013). They are ranked #2818 of 6,491 teams in the KCBS power rankings.
| Year | Series | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2016 ↗ | Master | #2274 (60 pts) | #2353 (60 pts) | #1330 (235 pts) | #2326 (60 pts) | #2345 (60 pts) |
| 2014 ↗ | Master | #922 (350 pts) | #999 (350 pts) | #632 (605 pts) | #1480 (195 pts) | #1043 (310 pts) |
| 2013 ↗ | Master | #524 (595 pts) | #592 (550 pts) | #284 (1,050 pts) | #831 (395 pts) | #503 (635 pts) |
The teams rated closest to SATISFIED HOGS, each with one reason worth a look.
105 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.
Careers of much the same size, 10 contests to 10, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.
⚔ Compare careersThis is the highest they've ever been rated, 10 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.
⚔ Compare careersLevel with SATISFIED HOGS on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.
⚔ Compare careersCareers of much the same size, 11 contests to 10, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.
⚔ Compare careers12 contests and no Grand Championship yet — a rating made of 25% top-10 finishes rather than wins.
⚔ Compare careersBoth teams' first contest in the data came in 2013.
⚔ Compare careers| Opponent | Meetings | Ahead | Behind | Win rate | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rhythm n QUE | 8 | 0 | 8 | 0% | ⚔ compare |
| LOOT N' BOOTY BBQ | 7 | 0 | 7 | 0% | ⚔ compare |
| BIG POPPA SMOKERS | 6 | 0 | 6 | 0% | ⚔ compare |
| WILD HOGS BBQ | 5 | 4 | 1 | 80% | ⚔ compare |
| THE PIT CREW BBQ OF AZ | 5 | 2 | 3 | 40% | ⚔ compare |
| HD BBQ | 5 | 2 | 3 | 40% | ⚔ compare |
| RANCH 13 BBQ | 5 | 1 | 4 | 20% | ⚔ compare |
| SIN CITY SMOKERS | 5 | 1 | 4 | 20% | ⚔ compare |
| LEFT COAST Q | 5 | 0 | 5 | 0% | ⚔ compare |
| Category | Entries | Calls | Wins | Podiums | Best | Worst | Average | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chicken | 10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 170.8456 | 153.1200 | 163.12 | top 54% |
| Pork Ribs | 10 | 9 | 0 | 6 | 175.4172 | 161.1428 | 169.60 | top 17% |
| Pork | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 160.5828 | 147.9312 | 155.18 | top 80% |
| Brisket | 10 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 169.1426 | 147.9656 | 160.17 | top 50% |
“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.
| Field | Contests | GCs | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|
| Small (<20 teams) | 1 | 0 | top 50% |
| Medium (20–39) | 8 | 0 | top 48% |
| Large (40+) | 1 | 0 | top 79% |
| Swing | Contest | Date |
|---|---|---|
| +10.2 | 9th Annual Best Dam Barbecue Challenge | May 24, 2013 |
| +7.3 | 10th Annual Best Dam Barbecue Challenge | May 23, 2014 |
| +3.8 | A Smokin' Good Time | Oct 18, 2013 |
| +2.7 | Avi Resort & Casino Music Brews & BBQ Championship | Sep 27, 2013 |
| +2.2 | Sam's Club National BBQ Tour | Apr 11, 2014 |
| Swing | Contest | Date |
|---|---|---|
| -10.1 | Best Dam Barbecue | May 27, 2016 |
| -9.2 | 5th Annual Lake Havasu Music Brews & BBQ Championship | Jan 25, 2013 |
| Season | Contests | GCs | Top-10s | Category wins | Walk rate | Avg finish | Best overall (% of perfect) | Avg overall (% of perfect) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2016 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100% | top 86% | 87.3% | 87.3% |
| 2014 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100% | top 43% | 92.5% | 90.7% |
| 2013 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 83% | top 49% | 92.1% | 90.1% |
| Date | Event | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| May 27, 2016 | Best Dam Barbecue Boulder City, NV | 31 / 36 (628.4568) | 32 (157.1428) | 3 (175.4172) | 35 (147.9312) | 29 (147.9656) |
| Dec 12, 2014 | 2014 Down Town Throw Down Las Vegas, NV | 14 / 26 (657.0396) | 6 (170.8456) | 6 (169.1200) | 21 (155.9312) | 18 (161.1428) |
| May 23, 2014 | 10th Annual Best Dam Barbecue Challenge Boulder City, NV | 11 / 35 (665.6568) | 17 (166.2284) | 4 (172.5828) | 27 (158.2628) | 9 (168.5828) |
| Apr 11, 2014 | Sam's Club National BBQ Tour Salt Lake City, UT | 13 / 29 (635.9312) | 19 (162.8344) | 3 (170.8684) | 23 (152.5484) | 20 (149.6800) |
| Dec 13, 2013 | Downtown Throw Down Barbecue Championship Las Vegas, NV | 14 / 25 (662.8344) | 16 (166.8344) | 2 (174.2628) | 19 (160.5828) | 15 (161.1544) |
| Oct 18, 2013 | A Smokin' Good Time Prescott Valley, AZ | 10 / 24 (662.7884) | 6 (170.8228) | 2 (170.2972) | 19 (157.1200) | 11 (164.5484) |
| Sep 27, 2013 | Avi Resort & Casino Music Brews & BBQ Championship Laughlin, NV | 14 / 31 (657.0168) | 14 (165.1084) | 9 (166.2400) | 23 (160.5256) | 9 (165.1428) |
| Sep 20, 2013 | Utah BBQ Festival Coalville, UT | 8 / 16 (632.0456) | 11 (153.1200) | 3 (165.1656) | 13 (148.5944) | 5 (165.1656) |
| May 24, 2013 | 9th Annual Best Dam Barbecue Challenge Boulder City, NV | 8 / 35 (658.2856) | 16 (162.2858) | 2 (170.8572) | 25 (156) | 6 (169.1426) |
| Jan 25, 2013 | 5th Annual Lake Havasu Music Brews & BBQ Championship Lake Havasu City, AZ | 68 / 86 (620.5712) | 58 (156) | 37 (161.1428) | 69 (154.2856) | 65 (149.1428) |