They almost always walk
A call in 11 of 13 contests
A top-10 category call in 85% of their 13 contests — they get to the stage more often than not.
Each card leads with the number that made it a story — read straight out of their results, no editorialising.
A call in 11 of 13 contests
A top-10 category call in 85% of their 13 contests — they get to the stage more often than not.
94.0% of a perfect 720
Their best day on record: 676.4916 at 13th Annual Recovery Fest/8th Annual BBQ State Championship — 94.0% of a perfect 720.
ALQUEMY - VA has finished one call ahead of SIMPLY Q 2 times — their closest competition in the data.
3 EYZ BBQ ahead in 86% of their meetings
3 EYZ BBQ has come out ahead in 6 of their 7 shared contests.
Brisket is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 4.82 points below their pork ribs, and turns into a call 33% of the time against 67%.
Ahead in 100% of their meetings
They've finished ahead of LYIN' PIGS in 6 of their 6 shared contests.
Off the trail for 2.1 years, then back at 13th Annual Recovery Fest/8th Annual BBQ State Championship (2017-09-08).
3 EYZ BBQ ahead 71% of the time
Even in their strongest meat, 3 EYZ BBQ has out-cooked them in 5 of 7 shared pork ribs entries.
Their overall lands within ±2.39% of a perfect score of their own average — whatever the field, you know roughly what they'll turn in.
The nearest teams in the power rankings, with a different reason on each card — six teams on one rating are rarely on it for the same reason. Rating decides who makes the list; where teams tie on it, the ones this team has actually cooked against come first, then teams at a similar point in their own career. KCBS doesn’t publish where a team is from, so nothing here is inferred from geography.
56 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.
One contest in common so far: too few to settle anything, but a team SIMPLY Q has actually stood beside rather than a stranger on the same rating.
⚔ Head-to-headThis is the highest they've ever been rated, 13 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.
⚔ Head-to-headCareers of much the same size, 11 contests to 13, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.
⚔ Head-to-headTheir rating is built on 1 Grand Championship in 12 contests, alongside a 25% overall top-10 rate.
⚔ Head-to-headThey turned up 9 years after SIMPLY Q did, first appearing in 2022.
⚔ Head-to-headLevel with SIMPLY Q on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.
⚔ Head-to-head| Opponent | Meetings | Ahead | Behind | Win rate | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ROCKIN ROBYNS BBQ | 7 | 3 | 4 | 43% | ⚔ compare |
| 3 EYZ BBQ | 7 | 1 | 6 | 14% | ⚔ compare |
| APORKALYPSE NOW | 7 | 1 | 6 | 14% | ⚔ compare |
| LYIN' PIGS | 6 | 6 | 0 | 100% | ⚔ compare |
| LIFE IS GOOD BUT BBQ IS BETTER | 6 | 5 | 1 | 83% | ⚔ compare |
| PAVONE BROTHERS BBQ | 6 | 3 | 3 | 50% | ⚔ compare |
| OLD VIRGINIA SMOKE | 5 | 2 | 3 | 40% | ⚔ compare |
| JD'S SMOKIN MISFITS | 5 | 2 | 3 | 40% | ⚔ compare |
| ALQUEMY - VA | 5 | 2 | 3 | 40% | ⚔ compare |
| FINN'S FINEST BBQ | 5 | 2 | 3 | 40% | ⚔ compare |
| CHIX, SWINE & BOVINE BBQ | 5 | 1 | 4 | 20% | ⚔ compare |
| PORK BARREL BBQ | 5 | 0 | 5 | 0% | ⚔ compare |
| Category | Entries | Calls | Wins | Podiums | Best | Worst | Average | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chicken | 12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 170.2858 | 147.4284 | 160.98 | top 47% |
| Pork Ribs | 12 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 172.5600 | 151.4284 | 163.76 | top 22% |
| Pork | 12 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 172.5600 | 146.8228 | 162.60 | top 33% |
| Brisket | 12 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 169.1200 | 149.0628 | 158.93 | top 42% |
“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.
| Where | Contests | GCs | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|
| MD | 6 | 0 | top 35% |
| VA | 3 | 0 | top 22% |
| NJ | 1 | 0 | top 45% |
| DE | 1 | 0 | top 23% |
| NC | 1 | 0 | top 26% |
| Field | Contests | GCs | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|
| Medium (20–39) | 5 | 0 | top 28% |
| Large (40+) | 7 | 0 | top 33% |
| Contest | Visits | Best | GCs | Avg finish | Last visit |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beltway BBQ Showdown | 2 | 8 | 0 | top 30% | 2015-05-29 |
| Swing | Contest | Date |
|---|---|---|
| +13.7 | 13th Annual Recovery Fest/8th Annual BBQ State Championship | 2017-09-08 |
| +9.9 | Naptown barBAYq Contest & Music Festival | 2013-05-03 |
| +9.3 | Beltway BBQ Showdown | 2015-05-29 |
| +8.2 | Middletown BBQ Cook Off | 2013-05-17 |
| +7.7 | Jiggy with the Piggy BBQ Challenge | 2013-05-10 |
| Swing | Contest | Date |
|---|---|---|
| -4.4 | Southern Maryland Brew & BBQ | 2015-07-31 |
| Season | Contests | GCs | Top-10s | Category wins | Walk rate | Avg finish | Best overall (% of perfect) | Avg overall (% of perfect) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2017 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 100% | top 14% | 94% | 94% |
| 2015 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 67% | top 34% | 91.4% | 90.5% |
| 2013 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 89% | top 32% | 92% | 89.1% |
| Date | Event | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2017-09-08 | 13th Annual Recovery Fest/8th Annual BBQ State Championship 🏅 Richmond, VA | 5 / 35 (676.4916) | 21 (163.3944) | 2 (172.5600) | 5 (171.4172) | 8 (169.1200) |
| 2015-08-14 | Classic City BBQ Fest & Tailgate Show (GBC Qualifier) Athens, GA | — | — | — | — | — |
| 2015-07-31 | Southern Maryland Brew & BBQ Leonardtown, MD | 26 / 54 (645.0172) | 34 (159.4172) | 15 (163.9772) | 3 (172.5600) | 40 (149.0628) |
| 2015-05-29 | Beltway BBQ Showdown Ft. Washington, MD | 8 / 39 (658.2288) | 16 (162.2744) | 6 (167.4172) | 7 (166.8572) | 13 (161.6800) |
| 2013-09-21 | Que by the Sea Seaside Heights, NJ | 22 / 49 (610.8228) | 22 (155.9656) | 10 (157.1772) | 37 (146.8228) | 22 (150.8572) |
| 2013-09-06 | Recovery Fest 2013 Richmond, VA | 7 / 28 (635.2684) | 7 (161.0972) | 5 (160.5600) | 10 (155.9312) | 7 (157.6800) |
| 2013-08-16 | Sam's Club National BBQ Tour Laurel, MD | 11 / 29 (659.3028) | 15 (163.9656) | 5 (169.6800) | 14 (163.3944) | 17 (162.2628) |
| 2013-07-19 | Que & Cruz Louisa, VA | 12 / 45 (646.6624) | 27 (158.8000) | 13 (162.2628) | 13 (161.6340) | 10 (163.9656) |
| 2013-05-31 | Beltway BBQ Showdown Ft. Washington, MD | 10 / 25 (651.4282) | 7 (170.2858) | 7 (165.1428) | 15 (160.5714) | 16 (155.4282) |
| 2013-05-17 | Middletown BBQ Cook Off Middletown, DE | 13 / 56 (634.8570) | 44 (147.4284) | 5 (163.4288) | 27 (157.1426) | 6 (166.8572) |
| 2013-05-10 | Jiggy with the Piggy BBQ Challenge Kannapolis, NC | 15 / 58 (662.2856) | 21 (165.1428) | 7 (170.8574) | 11 (170.8570) | 38 (155.4284) |
| 2013-05-03 | Naptown barBAYq Contest & Music Festival Annapolis, MD | 11 / 55 (651.4284) | 14 (166.2858) | 16 (160.5712) | 6 (165.7140) | 22 (158.8574) |
| 2013-04-19 | Pork in the Park Barbeque Festival Salisbury, MD | 47 / 106 (623.4282) | 51 (157.7142) | 58 (151.4284) | 36 (158.2858) | 47 (155.9998) |
| Year | Series | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2017 ↗ | Master | #1365 (185 pts) | #2146 (80 pts) | #1233 (260 pts) | #1462 (185 pts) | #1623 (155 pts) |
| 2015 ↗ | Master | #1268 (215 pts) | #1567 (165 pts) | #1128 (285 pts) | #905 (400 pts) | #1431 (180 pts) |
| 2013 ↗ | Master | #269 (1111 pts) | #315 (951 pts) | #186 (1366 pts) | #281 (1026 pts) | #302 (1011 pts) |