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PORKETEERS

PORKETEERS is a competition barbecue team with 49 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2013 and 2019. They have won 3 Grand Championships, most recently at The Smithfield Guinea Pig (2017), and finished Reserve Grand Champion 4 times. They are ranked #290 of 6,491 teams in the KCBS power rankings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Power ranking

#290
of 6,491 rated · rankings

Rating

1727
peak 1733 · rated over 48 contests1 invitational or side-series contest not counted

Contests

49
in the data

First seen

Jan 25, 2013
latest Aug 16, 2019 · 6.6 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#117
Master 2014 · every season

Grand champs

3
4 reserve · wins it all 6% of the time

Category wins

12
27 podiums

Overall top-10s

17
35% of 49 contests

Best top-10 run

4
straight overall top-10s

Avg finish

top 28%
overall standings

Best overall

703.4516 / 720
Master · High Desert Music Festival and BBQ Showdown

Perfect 180s

5 🔥

Current form

686.58 ▲
last 5 Master vs avg 671.35 (+15.23)

Walk rate

78%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

180 🔥
Brisket · The Smithfield Guinea Pig (JUDGES FULL)

Consistency

±17.76
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Brisket
avg 170.96 · weakest Pork (165.53)

Road miles

12,299
across 49 mapped stops · furthest 1,763 mi

Schedule strength

44%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1558)

Purse competed for

$15K
listed at 1 contest — purses, not winnings

State championships

0 🏅
won from 1 state-championship entry

Master avg

671.35 / 720
49 Master contests · 3 GCs

Storylines (18 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

The heartbreaker

1.0624 points from the title

Came within 1.0624 points of the Grand Championship at Sam's Club National BBQ Tour (Mar 17, 2017).

Among the elite

#290 of 6,491 rated teams

In the top 4% of every rated team in the data

A power rating of 1727 puts them #290 of 6,491 rated teams — the top 4% of the field.

  • rating 1727
  • peak 1733
  • 48 rated contests

The 180 club

5 perfect 180s

5 perfect 180s in the data — every judge at the table handing back a nine, across 2 different meats.

  • Brisket ×3
  • Chicken ×2

Against the odds

14-in-100 shot on pre-contest ratings

The ratings favoured the top seed the other 86 times in 100

Their Grand Championship at The Smithfield Guinea Pig (Feb 17, 2017) came as the ratings underdog — roughly a 14-in-100 shot against the field's top-rated team, IOWA'S SMOKEY D'S BBQ.

Giant slayer

49 teams beaten in one weekend

Took the Grand Championship over a 49-team field at The Smithfield Guinea Pig.

  • Feb 17, 2017

Happy hunting ground

Top 16% average finish here

West Coast BBQ Classic is their spot: an average finish in the top 16% across 2 visits.

  • 2 visits
  • best finish 7th
  • average top 16%

They almost always walk

78% of contests with a top-10 call

A call in 38 of 49 contests

A top-10 category call in 78% of their 49 contests — they get to the stage more often than not.

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The one to beat

3× one call ahead of them

HOG HEAVEN BARBECUE COMPANY has finished one call ahead of PORKETEERS 3 times — their closest competition in the data.

Their season

2014 2 Grand Championships

2014 was the year it came together: 17 contests, 2 Grand Championships and 5 category wins, at an average finish in the top 22%.

  • 17 contests
  • 7 overall top-10s
  • 5 category wins
  • average top 22%

A tough matchup

20–8 behind in the head-to-head

LEFT COAST Q ahead in 71% of their meetings

LEFT COAST Q has come out ahead in 20 of their 28 shared contests.

The weak link

−5.4 points behind their best meat

Pork is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 5.43 points below their brisket, and turns into a call 29% of the time against 55%.

  • Pork avg 165.53
  • Brisket avg 170.96
  • 14 calls in 48 entries

A strong matchup

23–1 ahead in the head-to-head

Ahead in 96% of their meetings

They've finished ahead of COOL GRILLING in 23 of their 24 shared contests.

Always the bridesmaid

4 reserve championships

Runner-up for the whole thing 4 times against 3 Grand Championships — close enough to touch it, over and over.

  • 3 Grand Championships
  • 49 contests

Looking over their shoulder

3× one call behind them

BUTCHER'S DAUGHTER BBQ has landed one call behind them 3 times.

A March team

Top 15% average finish in March

Something about March: average finish in the top 15% across 5 contests, versus top 28% the rest of the year.

  • 5 March contests
  • top 28% the rest of the year

The metronome

±2.47% swing around their own average

Their overall lands within ±2.47% of a perfect score of their own average — whatever the field, you know roughly what they'll turn in.

  • averages 93.2% of a perfect score
  • 49 contests

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2018 ↗ Master #1846 (80 pts) #2012 (60 pts) #1996 (60 pts) #1569 (125 pts) #1035 (285 pts)
2017 ↗ Master #498 (758 pts) #829 (473 pts) #509 (778 pts) #589 (683 pts) #670 (593 pts)
2016 ↗ Master #1347 (205 pts) #1183 (280 pts) #1416 (210 pts) #1872 (120 pts) #1406 (210 pts)
2015 ↗ Master #194 (1,543 pts) #159 (1,578 pts) #285 (1,193 pts) #261 (1,208 pts) #191 (1,533 pts)
2014 ↗ Master #117 (1,925 pts) #109 (1,791 pts) #141 (1,676 pts) #221 (1,333 pts) #47 (2,227 pts)
2013 ↗ Master #236 (1,245 pts) #304 (968 pts) #160 (1,447 pts) #300 (986 pts) #107 (1,855 pts)

Overall rank by season

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The teams rated closest to PORKETEERS, each with one reason worth a look.

SWEET SMOKE Q FLORIDA
#289 of the rated field
1727 power rating
Contests
80
GCs
1
Top-10s
26%
Peak
1729
0–1 in 1 shared contest (0% to PORKETEERS)

One contest in common so far: too few to settle anything, but a team PORKETEERS has actually stood beside rather than a stranger on the same rating.

  • rated over 72 contests
  • last seen Sep 30, 2026
⚔ Head-to-head
Too Sauced BBQ
#288 of the rated field
1727 power rating
Contests
52
GCs
11
Top-10s
81%
Peak
1783

They've been 1783 at their best, 56 points above where they sit today — they're arriving at this rating from above.

  • rated over 51 contests
  • last seen Oct 9, 2026
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WHISKEY PIT BBQ COMPANY
#293 of the rated field
1726 ▼ 1 power rating
Contests
53
GCs
4
Top-10s
66%
Peak
1740
1–2 in 3 shared contests (33% to PORKETEERS)

Their last contest in the data was back in 2015, 4 years before PORKETEERS's most recent — their rating stopped moving when they stopped cooking.

  • rated over 51 contests
⚔ Head-to-head
TOOT & STINKY'S CALI-Q
#285 of the rated field
1728 ▲ 1 power rating
Contests
44
GCs
1
Top-10s
50%
Peak
1728
6–6 in 12 shared contests (50% to PORKETEERS)

Careers of much the same size, 44 contests to 49, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 43 contests
  • last seen Apr 6, 2020
⚔ Head-to-head
THE PIT CREW BBQ OF AZ
#294 of the rated field
1725 ▼ 1 power rating
Contests
95
GCs
5
Top-10s
40%
Peak
1725
20–12 in 32 shared contests (63% to PORKETEERS)

Their rating is built on 5 Grand Championships in 95 contests, alongside a 40% overall top-10 rate.

  • rated over 94 contests
  • last seen May 3, 2019
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Swine Life
#284 of the rated field
1728 ▲ 1 power rating
Contests
54
GCs
2
Top-10s
56%
Peak
1739

Both teams' first contest in the data came in 2013.

  • rated over 51 contests
  • last seen May 29, 2026
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Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)

OpponentMeetingsAheadBehindWin rate
Burnin and Lootin 35 11 24 31% ⚔ compare
SIMPLY MARVELOUS BBQ 34 13 21 38% ⚔ compare
THE PIT CREW BBQ OF AZ 32 20 12 63% ⚔ compare
RIDGE ROUTE BOYS BBQ 31 15 16 48% ⚔ compare
LADY OF Q 29 14 15 48% ⚔ compare
ZZYZX BAR.B.Q 28 13 15 46% ⚔ compare
BIG POPPA SMOKERS 28 9 19 32% ⚔ compare
LEFT COAST Q 28 8 20 29% ⚔ compare
LOOT N' BOOTY BBQ 25 9 16 36% ⚔ compare
SMOKIN MO'S BBQ 25 9 16 36% ⚔ compare
COOL GRILLING 24 23 1 96% ⚔ compare
VICIOUS SMOKE 23 14 9 61% ⚔ compare
Rooftop BBQ 23 13 10 57% ⚔ compare
TWISTED BRISKET BBQ 22 20 2 91% ⚔ compare
KNOCK UR SOX OFF BBQ 21 9 12 43% ⚔ compare

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 49 14 2 6 180 🔥 153.1200 168.82 top 36%
Pork Ribs 49 18 1 6 178.2972 150.8572 166.03 top 39%
Pork 48 14 0 2 177.7028 143.4284 165.53 top 44%
Brisket 49 27 9 13 180 🔥 158.8570 170.96 top 21%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Medium (20–39)182top 31%
Large (40+)311top 27%

By state / province (where the contests were held)

WhereContestsGCsAvg finish
CA342top 27%
NV71top 34%
AZ40top 44%
MO20top 17%
UT10top 9%
TN10top 14%

Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Wild West BBQ Shoot Out 2 1 1 top 26% Aug 28, 2015
West Coast BBQ Classic 2 7 0 top 16% May 8, 2015

More numbers

Busiest season 2014 17 contests · 2 GCs
Contests a season 7 across 7 seasons in the data
Most contests held in CA 34 of 49 contests · 6 states in all
Contests visited 47 2 of them more than once
First title Jun 26, 2014 High Desert Music Festival and BBQ Showdown
Opponents faced 1,231 finished ahead 2,291 times, behind 662
Longest layoff 1.5 yrs Feb 23, 2018 → Aug 16, 2019

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20191 milestone
  1. Most recent contest Turf & Surf BBQ Championship
20181 milestone
  1. 5th perfect 180 The Smithfield Guinea Pig (JUDGES FULL)
20172 milestones
  1. Biggest field won (49 teams) The Smithfield Guinea Pig
  2. Peak power rating (1733) Sam's Club National BBQ Tour (Regional)
20151 milestone
  1. 10th category win 4th Annual VC Music Fest & BBQ
20144 milestones
  1. First Grand Championship High Desert Music Festival and BBQ Showdown
  2. First perfect 180 (Brisket) High Desert Music Festival and BBQ Showdown
  3. Career-best overall score703.4516 High Desert Music Festival and BBQ Showdown
  4. 25th tracked contest Ribs, Pigs & Watermelons Day 2
20138 milestones
  1. First tracked contest 5th Annual Lake Havasu Music Brews & BBQ Championship
  2. First call 2nd Annual Santa Anita Winners' Circle BBQ Championship
  3. First category win (Brisket) West Coast BBQ Classic
  4. First overall top-10 West Coast BBQ Classic
  5. First overall podium West Coast BBQ Classic
  6. First Reserve Championship West Coast BBQ Classic
  7. First overall past 90% of a perfect score674.2856 West Coast BBQ Classic
  8. 10th tracked contest Avi Resort & Casino Music Brews & BBQ Championship

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+15.6West Coast BBQ ClassicMay 10, 2013
+13.43rd Annual Santa Anita Winners' Circle BBQ ChampionshipMar 21, 2014
+13.4High Desert Music Festival and BBQ ShowdownJun 26, 2014
+12.6The Smithfield Guinea PigFeb 17, 2017
+12.5Wild West BBQ Shoot OutAug 22, 2014

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-7.14th Annual Golden Acorn Casino BBQ ChampionshipAug 23, 2013
-5.98th Annual Vista BBQ ClassicJul 29, 2016
-5.85th Annual Lake Havasu Music Brews & BBQ ChampionshipJan 25, 2013
-5Ribs, Pigs & Watermelons Day 2Aug 9, 2014
-4.9Wild West BBQ Shoot OutAug 28, 2015

Scores over time (% of a perfect score, averaged over 5 contests — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20191000 100% top 46% 92.8% 92.8%
20181001 100% top 45% 94.5% 94.5%
20174121 100% top 25% 97.4% 95.8%
20162000 50% top 41% 94.9% 93.6%
201511073 82% top 21% 96.8% 94.6%
201417275 76% top 22% 97.7% 93.8%
201313012 69% top 40% 93.7% 90.4%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Aug 16, 2019 Turf & Surf BBQ Championship 🏅 Del Mar, CA 16 / 35 (668.4688) 20 (165.1316) 22 (165.0972) — 6 (171.9772)
Feb 23, 2018 The Smithfield Guinea Pig (JUDGES FULL) Coachella, CA 21 / 47 (680.4916) 38 (166.2628) 43 (161.1088) 12 (173.1200) 1 (180)
Apr 21, 2017 Sam's Club National BBQ Tour (Regional) Las Vegas, NV 13 / 30 (686.2172) 15 (171.4056) 4 (177.1428) 17 (170.2744) 19 (167.3944)
Mar 17, 2017 Sam's Club National BBQ Tour Tucson, AZ 2 / 29 (696.5716) 17 (168.5600) 1 (177.1544) 5 (176) 4 (174.8572)
Feb 17, 2017 The Smithfield Guinea Pig Indio, CA 1 / 49 (701.1544) 5 (174.2972) 3 (176.5944) 3 (177.7028) 6 (172.5600)
Jan 27, 2017 Outwest Food Fest BBQ Competiton Quartzsite, AZ 16 / 34 (675.3484) 19 (168.5600) 26 (162.8344) 6 (172.5484) 11 (171.4056)
Nov 11, 2016 Indio California State BBQ Championship & Festival ( Judges Full) Indio, CA 12 / 38 (683.3256) 4 (177.7372) 13 (171.9772) 27 (162.7884) 18 (170.8228)
Jul 29, 2016 8th Annual Vista BBQ Classic Vista, CA 21 / 42 (664.4456) 23 (166.8228) 19 (166.8228) 29 (161.1200) 14 (169.6800)
Aug 28, 2015 Wild West BBQ Shoot Out Wendover, NV 24 / 49 (669.6800) 10 (174.8572) 45 (152) 9 (174.2628) 22 (168.5600)
Jul 24, 2015 7th Annual Vista BBQ Classic Vista, CA 8 / 54 (691.3600) 9 (175.4056) 3 (178.2972) 26 (168.5372) 16 (169.1200)
Jun 19, 2015 YCC - Real Men Can Cook BBQ Comp Ogden, UT 2 / 23 (673.1088) 11 (163.9772) 2 (170.8572) 8 (166.8456) 3 (171.4288)
Jun 5, 2015 4th Annual VC Music Fest & BBQ Valley Center, CA 3 / 25 (697.0740) 1 (180) 11 (167.9656) 3 (176.5600) 6 (172.5484)
May 29, 2015 Horse Town Brew n Que Festival Norco, CA 10 / 75 (689.6688) 1 (180) 34 (169.1316) 41 (165.6800) 15 (174.8572)
May 8, 2015 West Coast BBQ Classic Long Beach, CA 12 / 57 (679.9428) 13 (172) 21 (168.5600) 21 (167.9772) 15 (171.4056)
May 2, 2015 Smokin In Mesquite BBQ Championship Mesquite, NV 14 / 41 (670.2172) 37 (161.0856) 19 (163.9888) 9 (171.4400) 3 (173.7028)
Apr 10, 2015 The Ultimate BBQ Showdown East vs West VI Wildomar, CA 7 / 42 (686.1828) 11 (173.1200) 16 (169.1200) 10 (171.9772) 7 (171.9656)
Mar 27, 2015 Havasu Landing CA (JUDGES LIST IS FULL) Havasu Landing, CA 2 / 25 (690.8344) 2 (177.1544) 9 (168.5600) 7 (170.2628) 1 (174.8572)
Mar 20, 2015 4th Annual Santa Anita Winners' Circle BBQ Championship Arcadia, CA 31 / 100 (677.0628) 29 (172.5484) 51 (166.2744) 50 (166.8228) 23 (171.4172)
Feb 20, 2015 The Pig (Guinea Pig) Competitor's Series Rancho Mirage, CA 10 / 49 (669.6460) 12 (169.7144) 23 (165.0972) 15 (166.8572) 9 (167.9772)
Oct 24, 2014 Jack Daniel's World Championship Invitation Barbecue (JUDGES BY INVITATION ONLY) Lynchburg, TN 13 / 92 (682.1944) 42 (168.5372) 58 (164.5372) 30 (169.1200) 1 (180)
Oct 2, 2014 35th Annual American Royal World Series of Barbecue Invitational unrated Kansas City, MO 51 / 165 (677.6228) 27 (174.2744) 122 (162.2400) 91 (167.4056) 34 (173.7028)
Oct 2, 2014 35th Annual American Royal World Series of Barbecue Open Kansas City, MO 13 / 552 (694.2512) 49 (174.8456) 208 (166.8228) 33 (174.8800) 11 (177.7028)
Sep 5, 2014 The Great Vegas Gridiron Grill-Off Las Vegas, NV 13 / 42 (679.3712) 13 (172.5600) 11 (170.2628) 29 (166.2856) 11 (170.2628)
Aug 22, 2014 Wild West BBQ Shoot Out Wendover, NV 1 / 31 (691.4056) 3 (174.8800) 7 (169.1200) 5 (170.8456) 1 (176.5600)
Aug 9, 2014 Ribs, Pigs & Watermelons Day 2 Huntington Beach, CA 22 / 38 (667.9088) 20 (169.1200) 24 (166.2516) 31 (162.2744) 15 (170.2628)
Aug 8, 2014 Ribs, Pigs & Watermelons Day 1 Huntington Beach, CA 15 / 39 (674.8000) 9 (174.2972) 8 (171.4400) 31 (161.0972) 17 (167.9656)
Jul 25, 2014 6th Annual Vista Q Classic Vista, CA 6 / 60 (686.9032) 18 (170.2972) 9 (172.6288) 5 (174.2972) 18 (169.6800)
Jun 26, 2014 High Desert Music Festival and BBQ Showdown Victorville, CA 1 / 30 (703.4516) 2 (177.1428) 4 (172.5716) 4 (173.7372) 1 (180)
Jun 20, 2014 3rd Annual Pechanga BBQ Championship Temecula, CA 18 / 65 (669.0968) 13 (171.4284) 47 (157.6800) 20 (166.8456) 6 (173.1428)
Jun 13, 2014 California Honey Harvest Festival & BBQ Championship Fillmore, CA 11 / 30 (670.2404) 6 (172) 22 (153.7032) 13 (166.8228) 1 (177.7144)
Jun 6, 2014 3rd Annual VC Music Fest & BBQ Valley Center, CA 12 / 32 (661.1428) 12 (166.8228) 6 (169.2000) 30 (151.9772) 3 (173.1428)
May 16, 2014 Bakersfield's Biggest, Baddest BBQ Championship Bakersfield, CA 7 / 56 (669.6568) 7 (171.9884) 19 (160) 29 (159.9656) 1 (177.7028)
May 9, 2014 West Coast BBQ Classic Long Beach, CA 7 / 59 (668.5600) 2 (174.2972) 28 (160.5716) 10 (167.4284) 16 (166.2628)
May 2, 2014 Best of the Best BBQ Championship & Boat Show Lake Elsinore, CA 4 / 27 (667.3488) 8 (167.9656) 2 (171.4288) 17 (161.1200) 4 (166.8344)
Mar 21, 2014 3rd Annual Santa Anita Winners' Circle BBQ Championship Arcadia, CA 4 / 69 (675.4056) 18 (168) 3 (173.1772) 12 (165.1084) 7 (169.1200)
Feb 21, 2014 The Guinea Pig (Competitor's Series) Indio, CA 17 / 48 (646.7316) 31 (159.9888) 19 (159.9428) 28 (158.8000) 7 (168)
Oct 31, 2013 Riverside Resort Casino USA Barbecue Championship Laughlin, NV 36 / 85 (661.0856) 40 (165.7028) 59 (158.2400) 61 (158.2628) 1 (178.8800)
Oct 18, 2013 Cowboy Up at the PRCA Rodeo & BBQ Lancaster, CA 21 / 41 (651.9196) 24 (161.7028) 20 (162.8228) 27 (161.6912) 9 (165.7028)
Oct 4, 2013 Dana Point State BBQ Championship Dana Point, CA 14 / 99 (668.4000) 58 (161.6572) 9 (170.8228) 31 (163.9544) 6 (171.9656)
Sep 27, 2013 Avi Resort & Casino Music Brews & BBQ Championship Laughlin, NV 11 / 31 (665.6344) 22 (157.6800) 6 (168.5372) 15 (166.2628) 2 (173.1544)
Aug 23, 2013 4th Annual Golden Acorn Casino BBQ Championship Campo, CA 19 / 26 (634.6972) 25 (153.1200) 14 (158.2516) 23 (154.2056) 4 (169.1200)
Aug 2, 2013 5th Annual Vista Smokin' Q Classic Vista, CA 13 / 46 (660.5028) 32 (160.5600) 5 (170.8228) 6 (169.1428) 24 (159.9772)
Jul 26, 2013 The Great American Cookoff Woodlake, CA 23 / 53 (637.0288) 34 (156.5372) 37 (151.9544) 14 (165.7372) 19 (162.8000)
Jun 21, 2013 2nd Annual Pechanga BBQ Championship Temecula, CA 22 / 70 (649.7146) 22 (165.1430) 14 (166.2858) 41 (157.1428) 31 (161.1430)
May 24, 2013 Memorial Day Salute to Service Mesa, AZ 16 / 29 (650.2854) 12 (166.8570) 26 (150.8572) 13 (166.2856) 7 (166.2856)
May 10, 2013 West Coast BBQ Classic Long Beach, CA 2 / 54 (674.2856) 17 (164.5714) 5 (170.8572) 33 (159.4284) 1 (179.4286)
Apr 5, 2013 The Ultimate BBQ Showdown East vs. West IV Wildomar, CA 21 / 48 (635.4286) 13 (165.1428) 12 (164.5718) 42 (146.8570) 18 (158.8570)
Mar 15, 2013 2nd Annual Santa Anita Winners' Circle BBQ Championship Arcadia, CA 14 / 57 (642.2852) 12 (163.9998) 7 (165.1428) 40 (154.2856) 26 (158.8570)
Jan 25, 2013 5th Annual Lake Havasu Music Brews & BBQ Championship Lake Havasu City, AZ 59 / 86 (627.9996) 39 (162.2856) 60 (156.0002) 83 (143.4284) 23 (166.2854)

An unrated contest — an invitational, or a Competitor or Kosher Series board — is in the record but doesn’t move the power rating.

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