Touch Em All BBQ
Touch Em All BBQ is a competition barbecue team with 2 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2022 and 2023. Their best overall finish is 13th of 16 at the Willamette Sportsman Show Cookoff 2022 (2022). They finished #1255 in the 2023 Master Series Team of the Year standings. Also listed in KCBS results as “Touch 'Em All BBQ”.
At a glance (the record in numbers)
Rating
1478
Unranked — needs 5 rated contests, has 2
Contests
2
in the data
First seen
Jan 8, 2022
latest Jul 1, 2023 · 1.5 years on the trail
Avg finish
top 88%
overall standings
Walk rate
50%
contests with a top-10 call
Strongest meat
Pork Ribs
avg 163.67 · weakest Brisket (143.38)
Road miles
24
across 2 mapped stops
Purse competed for
$10K
listed at 1 contest — purses, not winnings
Master avg
631.24 / 720
2 Master contests · 0 GCs
Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)
| Year | Series | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2023 ↗ | Master | #1255 (60 pts) | #1319 (60 pts) | #1432 (60 pts) | #1287 (60 pts) | #1296 (60 pts) |
By meat
| Category | Entries | Calls | Wins | Podiums | Best | Worst | Average | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chicken | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 166.2284 | 160.5256 | 163.38 | top 71% |
| Pork Ribs | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 163.9544 | 163.3944 | 163.67 | top 64% |
| Pork | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 165.1084 | 156.5028 | 160.81 | top 70% |
| Brisket | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 145.1088 | 141.6572 | 143.38 | top 99% |
“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.
More numbers
Opponents faced
41
finished ahead 5 times, behind 47
Longest layoff
1.5 yrs
Jan 8, 2022 → Jul 1, 2023
Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)
20232 milestones
- Career-best overall score634.6972 Icebox Cookoff
- Most recent contest Icebox Cookoff
20223 milestones
- First tracked contest Willamette Sportsman Show Cookoff 2022
- First call Willamette Sportsman Show Cookoff 2022
- Career-best single call (Chicken)166.2284 Willamette Sportsman Show Cookoff 2022
Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)
| Date | Event | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jul 1, 2023 | Icebox Cookoff 🏅 Sweet Home, OR | 36 / 38 (634.6972) | 35 (160.5256) | 27 (163.9544) | 25 (165.1084) | 37 (145.1088) |
| Jan 8, 2022 | Willamette Sportsman Show Cookoff 2022 🏅 Albany, OR | 13 / 16 (627.7828) | 8 (166.2284) | 9 (163.3944) | 12 (156.5028) | 16 (141.6572) |