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DRUNK AND CONFUSED BBQ

DRUNK AND CONFUSED BBQ is a competition barbecue team with 4 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2017 and 2023. Their best overall finish is 23rd of 24 at the Little Apple Classic Car & BBQ Cook Off (2019). They finished #1627 in the 2023 Master Series Team of the Year standings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Rating

1461
Unranked — needs 5 rated contests, has 4

Contests

4
in the data

First seen

Apr 7, 2017
latest Jul 28, 2023 · 6.3 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#1627
Master 2023 · every season

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
0 podiums

Overall top-10s

0
0% of 4 contests

Avg finish

top 92%
overall standings

Best overall

638.7540 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Walk rate

25%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

176

Consistency

±20.53
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Pork
avg 158.56 · weakest Brisket (144.82)

Road miles

166
across 4 mapped stops · furthest 55 mi

Schedule strength

64%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1580)

Purse competed for

$14K
listed at 2 contests — purses, not winnings

State championships

0 🏅
won from 2 state-championship entries

Master avg

610.59 / 720
4 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (2 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

A tough matchup

3–0 behind in the head-to-head

913 BBQ ahead in 100% of their meetings

913 BBQ has come out ahead in 3 of their 3 shared contests.

The comeback

3.9 yrs off the trail, then back

Off the trail for 3.9 years, then back at Tom Brigham Memorial BBQ (Jul 28, 2023).

  • last seen Sep 20, 2019
  • back Jul 28, 2023

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2023 ↗ Master #1627 (50 pts) #1319 (60 pts) #1432 (60 pts) #1287 (60 pts) #1624 (50 pts)
2019 ↗ Master #2454 (59 pts) #2552 (54 pts) #2473 (59 pts) #1741 (109 pts) #1787 (94 pts)
2018 ↗ Master #1954 (60 pts) #2012 (60 pts) #1996 (60 pts) #2030 (60 pts) #1990 (60 pts)
2017 ↗ Master #2212 (60 pts) #2286 (60 pts) #1602 (165 pts) #2260 (60 pts) #2266 (60 pts)

Overall rank by season

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 4 0 0 0 161.1428 145.6456 152.40 top 92%
Pork Ribs 4 1 0 0 176 144.5028 154.82 top 72%
Pork 4 0 0 0 168.5944 149.6800 158.56 top 80%
Brisket 4 0 0 0 160.5256 131.9772 144.82 top 89%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Medium (20–39)20top 98%
Large (40+)20top 86%

Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Smoke in the Spring 2 75 0 top 86% Apr 6, 2018

More numbers

Contests a season 1 across 4 seasons in the data
Most contests held in KS 4 of 4 contests
Contests visited 3 1 of them more than once
Opponents faced 177 finished ahead 30 times, behind 218
Longest layoff 3.9 yrs Sep 20, 2019 → Jul 28, 2023

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20231 milestone
  1. Most recent contest Tom Brigham Memorial BBQ
20175 milestones
  1. First tracked contest Smoke in the Spring (WFC Quilfyer)
  2. First call Smoke in the Spring (WFC Quilfyer)
  3. Career-best overall score638.7540 Smoke in the Spring (WFC Quilfyer)
  4. Career-best single call (Pork Ribs)176 Smoke in the Spring (WFC Quilfyer)
  5. Peak power rating (1495) Smoke in the Spring (WFC Quilfyer)

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-11.8Little Apple Classic Car & BBQ Cook OffSep 20, 2019
-11Tom Brigham Memorial BBQJul 28, 2023
-10.7Smoke in the SpringApr 6, 2018
-5.2Smoke in the Spring (WFC Quilfyer)Apr 7, 2017

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20231000 0% top 100% 83% 83%
20191000 0% top 96% 86.2% 86.2%
20181000 0% top 96% 81.3% 81.3%
20171000 100% top 75% 88.7% 88.7%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Jul 28, 2023 Tom Brigham Memorial BBQ 🏅 Iola, KS 25 / 25 (597.6232) 23 (155.9888) 23 (151.3944) 23 (158.2628) 25 (131.9772)
Sep 20, 2019 Little Apple Classic Car & BBQ Cook Off 🏅 Manhattan, KS 23 / 24 (620.4456) 24 (146.8228) 23 (144.5028) 13 (168.5944) 16 (160.5256)
Apr 6, 2018 Smoke in the Spring Osage City, KS 99 / 103 (585.5424) 103 (145.6456) 94 (147.3712) 95 (149.6800) 99 (142.8456)
Apr 7, 2017 Smoke in the Spring (WFC Quilfyer) Osage City, KS 75 / 100 (638.7540) 76 (161.1428) 7 (176) 81 (157.6912) 94 (143.9200)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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