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The Barkness

The Barkness is a competition barbecue team with 4 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2018 and 2023. Their best overall finish is 8th of 8 at the Fire in the Valley at Valleyfest 2023 - Smoke Masters (2023). They finished #891 in the 2021 Master Series Team of the Year standings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Rating

1461
Unranked — needs 5 rated contests, has 4

Contests

4
in the data

First seen

Jun 16, 2018
latest Aug 5, 2023 · 5.1 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#891
Master 2021 · every season

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
0 podiums

Overall top-10s

3
75% of 4 contests

Best top-10 run

2
straight overall top-10s, still running

Avg finish

top 92%
overall standings

Best overall

622.1028 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Walk rate

100%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

163.9656

Consistency

±12.84
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Chicken
avg 155.97 · weakest Brisket (147.25)

Road miles

100
across 4 mapped stops

Schedule strength

55%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1570)

Master avg

605.71 / 720
4 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (2 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

A tough matchup

4–0 behind in the head-to-head

BUNCH OF SWINES ahead in 100% of their meetings

BUNCH OF SWINES has come out ahead in 4 of their 4 shared contests.

The comeback

2 yrs off the trail, then back

Off the trail for 2 years, then back at Smoke on the Waters (Sep 4, 2021).

  • last seen Sep 7, 2019
  • back Sep 4, 2021

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2021 ↗ Master #891 (128 pts) #915 (138 pts) #961 (138 pts) #933 (128 pts) #898 (138 pts)
2019 ↗ Master #1735 (95 pts) #1459 (145 pts) #1740 (110 pts) #1844 (90 pts) #1664 (115 pts)
2018 ↗ Master #1517 (122 pts) #1796 (107 pts) #1551 (132 pts) #1473 (152 pts) #1767 (107 pts)

Overall rank by season

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 4 3 0 0 163.9656 149.0968 155.97 top 81%
Pork Ribs 4 3 0 0 157.6800 146.8116 152.82 top 76%
Pork 4 3 0 0 158.8112 144.5028 149.67 top 81%
Brisket 4 3 0 0 155.9544 135.3600 147.25 top 83%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Smoke on the Waters 2 8 0 top 97% Sep 4, 2021

More numbers

Contests a season 1 across 4 seasons in the data
Contests visited 3 1 of them more than once
Opponents faced 26 finished ahead 4 times, behind 35
Longest layoff 2 yrs Sep 7, 2019 → Sep 4, 2021

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20231 milestone
  1. Most recent contest Fire in the Valley at Valleyfest 2023 - Smoke Masters
20192 milestones
  1. Career-best overall score622.1028 Smoke on the Waters
  2. Career-best single call (Chicken)163.9656 Smoke on the Waters
20184 milestones
  1. First tracked contest Q'Fest
  2. First call Q'Fest
  3. First overall top-10 Q'Fest
  4. Peak power rating (1495) Q'Fest

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-11.8Smoke on the WatersSep 4, 2021
-11.7Fire in the Valley at Valleyfest 2023 - Smoke MastersAug 5, 2023
-11Smoke on the WatersSep 7, 2019
-4.8Q'FestJun 16, 2018

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20231010 100% top 100% 81.4% 81.4%
20211010 100% top 100% 84.4% 84.4%
20191000 100% top 93% 86.4% 86.4%
20181010 100% top 75% 84.3% 84.3%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Aug 5, 2023 Fire in the Valley at Valleyfest 2023 - Smoke Masters Chew Magna, Near Bristol 8 / 8 (586.0684) 8 (153.1084) 6 (151.9772) 6 (145.6228) 7 (135.3600)
Sep 4, 2021 Smoke on the Waters Devon 8 / 8 (607.4064) 7 (157.7144) 7 (146.8116) 8 (149.7372) 7 (153.1432)
Sep 7, 2019 Smoke on the Waters Devon 14 / 15 (622.1028) 7 (163.9656) 11 (157.6800) 15 (144.5028) 10 (155.9544)
Jun 16, 2018 Q'Fest Bishopsteignton, Devon 9 / 12 (607.2680) 11 (149.0968) 8 (154.8228) 6 (158.8112) 11 (144.5372)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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