A tough matchup
4–0
behind in the head-to-head
COOL HAND QUE ahead in 100% of their meetings
COOL HAND QUE has come out ahead in 4 of their 4 shared contests.
Lip Smacking Oinkers
Lip Smacking Oinkers is a competition barbecue team with 4 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2021 and 2026. Their best overall finish is 24th of 26 at The Real Squeal BBQ & Music Festival (2021). They finished #1065 in the 2026 Master Series Team of the Year standings.
At a glance (the record in numbers)
Rating
1466
Unranked — needs 5 rated contests, has 4
Contests
4
in the data
First seen
Oct 8, 2021
latest May 8, 2026 · 4.6 years on the trail
Grand champs
0
0 reserve
Category wins
0
0 podiums
Overall top-10s
0
0% of 4 contests
Avg finish
top 88%
overall standings
Perfect 180s
0
Walk rate
0%
contests with a top-10 call
Consistency
±11.30
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)
Strongest meat
Chicken
avg 160.36 · weakest Brisket (153.49)
Road miles
64
across 4 mapped stops · furthest 48 mi
Schedule strength
59%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1574)
Purse competed for
$33K
listed at 3 contests — purses, not winnings
State championships
0 🏅
won from 4 state-championship entries
Master avg
630.90 / 720
4 Master contests · 0 GCs
Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)
| Year | Series | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 ↗ | Master | #1065 (60 pts) | #1141 (60 pts) | #1203 (60 pts) | #1111 (60 pts) | #1102 (60 pts) |
| 2025 ↗ | Master | #1148 (60 pts) | #1221 (60 pts) | #1293 (60 pts) | #1190 (60 pts) | #1190 (60 pts) |
| 2024 ↗ | Master | #1182 (60 pts) | #1242 (60 pts) | #1317 (60 pts) | #1231 (60 pts) | #1204 (60 pts) |
| 2021 ↗ | Master | #1527 (56 pts) | #1181 (86 pts) | #1260 (71 pts) | #1086 (106 pts) | #1566 (51 pts) |
Overall rank by season
By meat
| Category | Entries | Calls | Wins | Podiums | Best | Worst | Average | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chicken | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 168.5256 | 147.8856 | 160.36 | top 80% |
| Pork Ribs | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 163.9544 | 149.0400 | 158.80 | top 84% |
| Pork | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 166.2972 | 151.3600 | 158.25 | top 79% |
| Brisket | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 163.3828 | 147.8972 | 153.49 | top 85% |
“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.
By field size and state
By contest size
| Field | Contests | GCs | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|
| Medium (20–39) | 1 | 0 | top 92% |
| Large (40+) | 3 | 0 | top 87% |
More numbers
Contests a season
1
across 4 seasons in the data
Most contests held in
GA
4 of 4 contests
Contests visited
4
a different one every time
Opponents faced
91
finished ahead 19 times, behind 134
Longest layoff
2.6 yrs
Oct 8, 2021 → May 10, 2024
Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)
20261 milestone
- Most recent contest 20th Annual Boss Hog State Championship Cook-Off
20214 milestones
- First tracked contest The Real Squeal BBQ & Music Festival
- Career-best overall score645.5432 The Real Squeal BBQ & Music Festival
- Career-best single call (Chicken)168.5256 The Real Squeal BBQ & Music Festival
- Peak power rating (1490) The Real Squeal BBQ & Music Festival
Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)
📉 Toughest weekends
| Swing | Contest | Date |
|---|---|---|
| -10.3 | The Real Squeal BBQ & Music Festival | Oct 8, 2021 |
| -8.6 | Boss Hog State Championship Cook-Off | May 9, 2025 |
| -8.1 | 18th Annual Boss Hog State Championship Cook-Off | May 10, 2024 |
| -6.9 | 20th Annual Boss Hog State Championship Cook-Off | May 8, 2026 |
Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)
Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)
Where they finish (overall)
Best vs average (by meat)
How entries end (by meat)
Season by season
| Season | Contests | GCs | Top-10s | Category wins | Walk rate | Avg finish | Best overall (% of perfect) | Avg overall (% of perfect) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | top 86% | 88.5% | 88.5% |
| 2025 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | top 90% | 85.5% | 85.5% |
| 2024 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | top 83% | 86.9% | 86.9% |
| 2021 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | top 92% | 89.7% | 89.7% |
Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)
| Date | Event | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| May 8, 2026 | 20th Annual Boss Hog State Championship Cook-Off 🏅 Waynesboro, GA | 36 / 42 (636.9028) | 32 (165.0856) | 42 (149.0400) | 36 (159.3944) | 30 (163.3828) |
| May 9, 2025 | Boss Hog State Championship Cook-Off 🏅 Waynesboro, GA | 38 / 42 (615.7028) | 38 (147.8856) | 32 (163.9544) | 38 (155.9656) | 38 (147.8972) |
| May 10, 2024 | 18th Annual Boss Hog State Championship Cook-Off 🏅 Waynesboro, GA | 35 / 42 (625.4624) | 36 (159.9540) | 33 (159.3828) | 36 (151.3600) | 34 (154.7656) |
| Oct 8, 2021 | The Real Squeal BBQ & Music Festival 🏅 Lyons, GA | 24 / 26 (645.5432) | 18 (168.5256) | 21 (162.8232) | 14 (166.2972) | 25 (147.8972) |