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MeatLife Crisis

MeatLife Crisis is a competition barbecue team with 5 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2022 and 2025. Their best overall finish is 5th of 7 at the UK Barbecue Championships at Hayles Fruit Farm (2025). They are ranked #4540 of 6,476 teams in the KCBS power rankings. Also listed in KCBS results as “Meat Life Crisis”.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Power ranking

#4,540
of 6,476 rated · rankings

Rating

1472
peak 1472 · rated over 5 contests

Contests

5
in the data

First seen

Aug 19, 2022
latest Jun 7, 2025 · 2.8 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#1255
Master 2023 · every season

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
2 podiums

Overall top-10s

2
40% of 5 contests

Avg finish

top 77%
overall standings

Best overall

640.5372 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Walk rate

40%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

167.9772

Consistency

±13.05
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Pork Ribs
avg 158.83 · weakest Chicken (149.46)

Road miles

14,441
across 5 mapped stops · furthest 4,816 mi

Schedule strength

31%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1542)

Purse competed for

$35K
listed at 3 contests — purses, not winnings

State championships

0 🏅
won from 3 state-championship entries

Master avg

620.56 / 720
5 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (3 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

A tough matchup

3–0 behind in the head-to-head

LOOT N' BOOTY BBQ ahead in 100% of their meetings

LOOT N' BOOTY BBQ has come out ahead in 3 of their 3 shared contests.

The weak link

−9.4 points behind their best meat

Chicken is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 9.37 points below their pork ribs, and turns into a call 40% of the time against 40%.

  • Chicken avg 149.46
  • Pork Ribs avg 158.83
  • 2 calls in 5 entries

The long haul

14,441 road miles between contests

Contest to contest, they've covered roughly 14,441 miles across 5 mapped stops — the longest single trip being 4,816 miles to UK Barbecue Championships at Hayles Fruit Farm.

  • 5 mapped stops
  • furthest 4,816 mi

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2023 ↗ Master #1255 (60 pts) #1319 (60 pts) #1432 (60 pts) #1287 (60 pts) #1296 (60 pts)

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The teams rated closest to MeatLife Crisis, each with one reason worth a look.

143 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.

Three Stoog3 BBQ
#4,525 of the rated field
1472 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1472

Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Jun 5, 2026
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KEY'S Southern Spice
#4,554 of the rated field
1472 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1472

Level with MeatLife Crisis on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Mar 13, 2026
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Party Barge BBQ
#4,555 of the rated field
1472 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
20%
Peak
1472

Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Oct 17, 2025
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2 Guys BBQ
#4,522 of the rated field
1472 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1504

They've been 1504 at their best, 32 points above where they sit today — they're arriving at this rating from above.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Mar 14, 2025
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Panic Barbeque
#4,561 of the rated field
1472 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1472

Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Oct 30, 2024
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Southern Smoke
#4,520 of the rated field
1473 power rating
Contests
6
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1473

They were already cooking in 2014, 8 years before MeatLife Crisis's first contest.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Jan 4, 2024
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By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 5 2 0 0 158.8572 141.1084 149.46 top 89%
Pork Ribs 5 2 0 1 166.2628 150.8112 158.83 top 70%
Pork 5 2 0 0 166.8688 142.2744 154.61 top 80%
Brisket 5 2 0 1 167.9772 147.3600 157.67 top 64%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Small (<20 teams)20top 77%
Large (40+)30top 77%

By state / province (where the contests were held)

WhereContestsGCsAvg finish
TX30top 77%
GL10top 71%

Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Raider Red Meats BBQ & Ribeye Championships 2 31 0 top 84% Aug 16, 2024

More numbers

Busiest season 2024 2 contests
Contests a season 1.3 across 4 seasons in the data
Most contests held in TX 3 of 5 contests · 2 states in all
Contests visited 4 1 of them more than once
Opponents faced 121 finished ahead 39 times, behind 117

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20252 milestones
  1. Career-best overall score640.5372 UK Barbecue Championships at Hayles Fruit Farm
  2. Most recent contest UK Barbecue Championships at Hayles Fruit Farm
20243 milestones
  1. First call Cotswolds Barbecue Championship
  2. First overall top-10 Cotswolds Barbecue Championship
  3. Career-best single call (Brisket)167.9772 Cotswolds Barbecue Championship
20222 milestones
  1. First tracked contest Raider Red Meat BBQ & Ribeye Championships
  2. Peak power rating (1497) Raider Red Meat BBQ & Ribeye Championships

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-12Raider Red Meats BBQ & Ribeye ChampionshipsAug 18, 2023
-6.6Cotswolds Barbecue ChampionshipJun 22, 2024
-5.9Raider Red Meats BBQ & Ribeye ChampionshipsAug 16, 2024
-2.6Raider Red Meat BBQ & Ribeye ChampionshipsAug 19, 2022
-0.9UK Barbecue Championships at Hayles Fruit FarmJun 7, 2025

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20251010 100% top 71% 89% 89%
20242010 50% top 79% 86.7% 86.2%
20231000 0% top 92% 83.3% 83.3%
20221000 0% top 63% 86.2% 86.2%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Jun 7, 2025 UK Barbecue Championships at Hayles Fruit Farm Cheltenham, GL 5 / 7 (640.5372) 7 (149.1428) 5 (161.6800) 4 (166.8688) 4 (162.8456)
Aug 16, 2024 Raider Red Meats BBQ & Ribeye Championships 🏅 Lubbock, TX 31 / 41 (617.5200) 37 (150.2516) 27 (162.2628) 31 (157.6456) 35 (147.3600)
Jun 22, 2024 Cotswolds Barbecue Championship Cheltenham 5 / 6 (624.4572) 6 (147.9428) 3 (166.2628) 6 (142.2744) 3 (167.9772)
Aug 18, 2023 Raider Red Meats BBQ & Ribeye Championships 🏅 Lubbock, TX 44 / 48 (599.8624) 47 (141.1084) 42 (153.1200) 45 (152.5484) 37 (153.0856)
Aug 19, 2022 Raider Red Meat BBQ & Ribeye Championships 🏅 Lubbock, TX 37 / 59 (620.4456) 33 (158.8572) 45 (150.8112) 42 (153.7028) 31 (157.0744)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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