Sorry Ass Smokers MO
Rating
1469
peak 1469
Contests
3
in the data
First seen
2022-08-05
latest 2025-07-11
Best ToY finish
#1148
Master 2025
Grand champs
0
0 reserve
Category wins
0
0 podiums
Overall top-10s
0
of 3 contests
Avg finish
top 93%
overall standings
Perfect 180s
0
Current form
636.25
last 3 vs career avg 636.25 (-0.00)
Walk rate
0%
contests with a top-10 call
Consistency
±4.68
std dev of overall scores (lower = steadier)
Strongest meat
Chicken
avg 160.93 · weakest Pork (156.90)
Road miles
110
mi across 3 mapped stops · furthest 73 mi
Storylines
⚔️ A tough matchup
UNFAMOUS DAVE'S has come out ahead in 3 of their 3 shared contests.
Teams like this (closest power rating, MO first)
By meat
| Category | Entries | Calls | Wins | Podiums | Best | Worst | Average | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chicken | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 162.2516 | 158.8460 | 160.93 | top 92% |
| Pork Ribs | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 167.9772 | 151.3828 | 159.39 | top 88% |
| Pork | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 164.5372 | 150.2172 | 156.90 | top 89% |
| Brisket | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 170.2744 | 149.6916 | 159.03 | top 84% |
“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.
The story so far
- Busiest season: 2025 (1 contest)
- Cooks mostly in MO (3 of 3 contests)
- Most-entered category: Chicken (3 entries)
- All-time average overall score: 636.25
Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)
Category scores over time
Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)
Where they finish (overall)
Best vs average (by meat)
Season by season
| Season | Contests | GCs | Category wins | Best overall | Avg overall |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 635.8632 | 635.86 |
| 2023 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 642.1604 | 642.16 |
| 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 630.7204 | 630.72 |
Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)
| Date | Event | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025-07-11 | Cameron Elks BBQ Cook-Off Cameron, MO | 33 / 36 (635.8632) | 34 (162.2516) | 26 (167.9772) | 35 (155.9428) | 34 (149.6916) |
| 2023-07-07 | Cameron Elks BBQ Cook Off Cameron, MO | 30 / 30 (642.1604) | 28 (161.6916) | 30 (158.8000) | 22 (164.5372) | 27 (157.1316) |
| 2022-08-05 | Smokin on The Harbor (JUDGING FULL) Warsaw, MO | 22 / 25 (630.7204) | 22 (158.8460) | 23 (151.3828) | 24 (150.2172) | 17 (170.2744) |
Team of the Year standings (rank per category by season — year links to the full board on kcbs.us)
| Year | Series | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 ↗ | Master | #1148 (60 pts) | #1221 (60 pts) | #1293 (60 pts) | #1190 (60 pts) | #1190 (60 pts) |