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Sorry Ass Smokers

Sorry Ass Smokers is a competition barbecue team with 3 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2022 and 2025. Their best overall finish is 22nd of 25 at the Smokin on The Harbor (JUDGING FULL) (2022). They finished #1148 in the 2025 Master Series Team of the Year standings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Rating

1472
Unranked — needs 5 rated contests, has 3

Contests

3
in the data

First seen

Aug 5, 2022
latest Jul 11, 2025 · 2.9 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#1148
Master 2025 · every season

Avg finish

top 93%
overall standings

Best overall

642.1604 / 720

Best single call

170.2744

Consistency

±4.68
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Chicken
avg 160.93 · weakest Pork (156.90)

Road miles

110
across 3 mapped stops · furthest 73 mi

Schedule strength

81%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1606)

Purse competed for

$9,900
listed at 2 contests — purses, not winnings

Master avg

636.25 / 720
3 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (3 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

A tough matchup

3–0 behind in the head-to-head

UNFAMOUS DAVE'S ahead in 100% of their meetings

UNFAMOUS DAVE'S has come out ahead in 3 of their 3 shared contests.

The comeback

2 yrs off the trail, then back

Off the trail for 2 years, then back at Cameron Elks BBQ Cook-Off (Jul 11, 2025).

  • last seen Jul 7, 2023
  • back Jul 11, 2025

They cook the hard rooms

1606 average field rating faced

A tougher draw than 81% of rated fields

The fields they enter average a 1606 power rating — a tougher draw than 81% of every rated contest in the data.

  • 3 rated contests

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2025 ↗ Master #1148 (60 pts) #1221 (60 pts) #1293 (60 pts) #1190 (60 pts) #1190 (60 pts)

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 3 0 0 0 162.2516 158.8460 160.93 top 92%
Pork Ribs 3 0 0 0 167.9772 151.3828 159.39 top 88%
Pork 3 0 0 0 164.5372 150.2172 156.90 top 89%
Brisket 3 0 0 0 170.2744 149.6916 159.03 top 84%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Cameron Elks BBQ Cook-Off 2 30 0 top 96% Jul 11, 2025

More numbers

Contests a season 1 across 3 seasons in the data
Most contests held in MO 3 of 3 contests
Contests visited 2 1 of them more than once
Opponents faced 98 finished ahead 6 times, behind 109
Longest layoff 2 yrs Jul 7, 2023 → Jul 11, 2025

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20251 milestone
  1. Most recent contest Cameron Elks BBQ Cook-Off
20231 milestone
  1. Career-best overall score642.1604 Cameron Elks BBQ Cook Off
20223 milestones
  1. First tracked contest Smokin on The Harbor (JUDGING FULL)
  2. Career-best single call (Brisket)170.2744 Smokin on The Harbor (JUDGING FULL)
  3. Peak power rating (1492) Smokin on The Harbor (JUDGING FULL)

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Jul 11, 2025 Cameron Elks BBQ Cook-Off 🏅 Cameron, MO 33 / 36 (635.8632) 34 (162.2516) 26 (167.9772) 35 (155.9428) 34 (149.6916)
Jul 7, 2023 Cameron Elks BBQ Cook Off 🏅 Cameron, MO 30 / 30 (642.1604) 28 (161.6916) 30 (158.8000) 22 (164.5372) 27 (157.1316)
Aug 5, 2022 Smokin on The Harbor (JUDGING FULL) 🏅 Warsaw, MO 22 / 25 (630.7204) 22 (158.8460) 23 (151.3828) 24 (150.2172) 17 (170.2744)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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