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99 Problems but a brisket aint one

At a glance (everything the results say about this team, in numbers)

Rating

1485
peak 1485 · rated over 1 contests

Contests

1
in the data

First seen

2014-11-14
latest 2014-11-14

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
0 podiums

Overall top-10s

0
of 1 contests

Avg finish

top 100%
overall standings

Perfect 180s

0

Walk rate

0%
contests with a top-10 call

Strongest meat

Pork
avg 141.10

Master avg

141.10 / 720
1 Master contest · 0 GCs

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99 Problems but a brisket aint one has 1 rated contest — short of the five it takes to earn a power ranking — so this rating has barely moved off the 1500 every team starts on and 148 rated teams sit within a point of it. Read the list as the nearest company at a number nobody here has moved far from, not as a verdict on who this team belongs with.

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#3890 of the rated field
1485 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1485
No shared contest yet.

5 contests to 1: their number has had years to settle where 99 Problems but a brisket aint one's is still finding its level.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen 2026-07-18
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Hillbilly Hot Butts
#3881 of the rated field
1485 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1504
No shared contest yet.

They turned up 9 years after 99 Problems but a brisket aint one did, first appearing in 2023.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen 2025-11-14
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Smokey Bandits
#3879 of the rated field
1485 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
20%
Peak
1506
No shared contest yet.

Level with 99 Problems but a brisket aint one on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen 2025-06-13
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Fire & Forget BBQ
#3869 of the rated field
1486 ▲ 0 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1486
No shared contest yet.

5 contests to 1: their number has had years to settle where 99 Problems but a brisket aint one's is still finding its level.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen 2024-09-06
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POPS BBQ
#3888 of the rated field
1485 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
20%
Peak
1485
No shared contest yet.

5 contests to 1: their number has had years to settle where 99 Problems but a brisket aint one's is still finding its level.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen 2023-04-28
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HARSHMAN BBQ
#3887 of the rated field
1485 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
6
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1505
No shared contest yet.

6 contests to 1: their number has had years to settle where 99 Problems but a brisket aint one's is still finding its level.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen 2020-07-24
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By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 0 0 0 0
Pork Ribs 0 0 0 0
Pork 1 0 0 0 141.0972 141.0972 141.10 top 93%
Brisket 0 0 0 0

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

The story so far (11 numbers that describe this team)

On the trail 0 yrs 2014-11-14 → 2014-11-14
Busiest season 2014 1 contest
Cooks most in SC 1 of 1 contests
Contests visited 1 0 of them cooked more than once
Most-entered meat Pork 1 entries · 0 wins · 0 calls
Strongest meat Pork averages 141.10
Walk rate 0% a top-10 call in 0 of 1 contests
Overall top-10 rate 0% 0 of 1 contests
Master average 141.10 out of 720 · 1 contest · 0 GCs
Opponents faced 29 0–29 across every shared overall standing
Power rating 1485 peak 1485 · #null of 6,413 rated

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

  1. 2014
  2. First tracked contest Smoke on the Harbor BBQ Throwdown (JUDGES REGISTRATION WILL BEGIN ON 6/15/2014)
  3. Career-best overall score141.0972 Smoke on the Harbor BBQ Throwdown (JUDGES REGISTRATION WILL BEGIN ON 6/15/2014)
  4. Career-best single call (Pork)141.0972 Smoke on the Harbor BBQ Throwdown (JUDGES REGISTRATION WILL BEGIN ON 6/15/2014)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20141000 0% top 100% 19.6% 19.6%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2014-11-14 Smoke on the Harbor BBQ Throwdown (JUDGES REGISTRATION WILL BEGIN ON 6/15/2014) Charleston, SC 30 / 30 (141.0972) 28 (141.0972)

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