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She Thinks My Slabs R Sexy
She Thinks My Slabs R Sexy is a competition barbecue team with 5 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2013 and 2016. Their best overall finish is 3rd of 89 at the City of Bedford Blues & BBQ Festival (2013). They are ranked #1989 of 6,491 teams in the KCBS power rankings .
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At a glance (the record in numbers)
Rating 1539
peak 1539 · rated over 5 contests
First seen Aug 31, 2013
latest Jul 15, 2016 · 2.9 years on the trail
Overall top-10s 1
20% of 5 contests
Avg finish top 32%
overall standings
Best overall 676.0116 / 720
Walk rate 100%
contests with a top-10 call
Consistency ±6.13
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)
Strongest meat Pork Ribs
avg 170.74 · weakest Brisket (162.72)
Road miles 709
across 5 mapped stops · furthest 467 mi
Schedule strength 43%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1557)
Master avg 668.88 / 720
5 Master contests · 0 GCs
Storylines (7 found in their record)
Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.
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Perfect scores on the board
1 perfect 180 in the data — every judge at the table handing back a nine, all in pork ribs.
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High-water mark
676.0116
career-best overall
93.9% of a perfect 720
Their best day on record: 676.0116 at City of Bedford Blues & BBQ Festival — 93.9% of a perfect 720.
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The one to beat
2×
one call ahead of them
3 WOODYS BBQ has finished one call ahead of She Thinks My Slabs R Sexy 2 times — their closest competition in the data.
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A tough matchup
3–0
behind in the head-to-head
BUTCHER BBQ ahead in 100% of their meetings
BUTCHER BBQ has come out ahead in 3 of their 3 shared contests.
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The weak link
−8.0
points behind their best meat
Brisket is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 8.02 points below their pork ribs, and turns into a call 0% of the time against 60%.
Brisket avg 162.72 Pork Ribs avg 170.74 0 calls in 5 entries
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A strong matchup
3–0
ahead in the head-to-head
Ahead in 100% of their meetings
They've finished ahead of DEJA Q in 3 of their 3 shared contests.
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Announced themselves early
3rd
at their very first contest
Finished 3 of 89 at their very first tracked contest, City of Bedford Blues & BBQ Festival (Aug 31, 2013).
Aug 31, 2013 89-team field
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Teams like this (closest power rating)
The teams rated closest to She Thinks My Slabs R Sexy, each with one reason worth a look.
73 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.
Uncle Vic's BBQ
#1,980 of the rated field
1539
power rating
Contests 7
GCs 0
Top-10s 0%
Peak 1539
Careers of much the same size, 7 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.
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HELMUTH BBQ
#1,985 of the rated field
1539
power rating
Contests 5
GCs 0
Top-10s 40%
Peak 1539
They turned up 5 years after She Thinks My Slabs R Sexy did, first appearing in 2018.
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Lucky Charms
#1,991 of the rated field
1539
power rating
Contests 7
GCs 0
Top-10s 0%
Peak 1539
Level with She Thinks My Slabs R Sexy on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.
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SLICKS BBQ
#1,999 of the rated field
1539
power rating
Contests 5
GCs 0
Top-10s 60%
Peak 1539
Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.
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C-N-B BAR-B-Q
#1,993 of the rated field
1539
power rating
Contests 6
GCs 1
Top-10s 50%
Peak 1547
Their rating is built on 1 Grand Championship in 6 contests, alongside a 50% overall top-10 rate.
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Secondhand Smoke BBQ Team
#1,996 of the rated field
1539
power rating
Contests 7
GCs 0
Top-10s 43%
Peak 1539
Careers of much the same size, 7 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.
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By meat
“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.
By field size and state
By contest size
Field Contests GCs Avg finish
Medium (20–39) 1 0 top 54%
Large (40+) 4 0 top 26%
By state / province (where the contests were held)
Where Contests GCs Avg finish
TX 3 0 top 24%
KS 1 0 top 33%
OK 1 0 top 54%
Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)
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Busiest season
2016
3 contests
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Contests a season
1.7
across 3 seasons in the data
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Most contests held in
TX
3 of 5 contests · 3 states in all
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Contests visited
4
1 of them more than once
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Opponents faced
226
finished ahead 198 times, behind 61
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Longest layoff
1.5 yrs
Aug 31, 2013 → Feb 26, 2015
Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)
Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)
Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)
Where they finish (overall)
Best vs average (by meat)
How entries end (by meat)
Season by season
Season Contests GCs Top-10s Category wins Walk rate Avg finish Best overall (% of perfect) Avg overall (% of perfect)
2016 3 0 0 0
100%
top 42%
93.9%
92.8%
2015 1 0 0 0
100%
top 28%
92.2%
92.2%
2013 1 0 1 1
100%
top 3%
93.9%
93.9%
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Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)
Date Event Overall Chicken Ribs Pork Brisket
Jul 15, 2016
Wolf Creek Wildblue BBQ Burlington, KS
15 / 46 (675.9544)
30 (164.5484)
9 (172.5600)
15 (170.3088)
16 (168.5372)
Jun 24, 2016
Hog Wild BBQ Festival Chandler, OK
14 / 26 (667.3256)
8 (173.1428)
14 (167.3944)
14 (166.8572)
18 (159.9312)
Feb 25, 2016
Shotgun Fred BBQ Showdown Huntsville, TX
17 / 42 (661.0628)
13 (167.9656)
23 (160.5600)
5 (171.4056)
21 (161.1316)
Feb 26, 2015
Shotgun Fred BBQ Showdown Huntsville, TX
17 / 61 (664.0340)
26 (164.5484)
5 (173.1656)
19 (166.3200)
31 (160)
Aug 31, 2013
City of Bedford Blues & BBQ Festival Bedford, TX
3 / 89 (676.0116)
49 (157.7372)
1 (180)
3 (174.2972)
16 (163.9772)
Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)
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