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She Thinks My Slabs R Sexy

She Thinks My Slabs R Sexy is a competition barbecue team with 5 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2013 and 2016. Their best overall finish is 3rd of 89 at the City of Bedford Blues & BBQ Festival (2013). They are ranked #1989 of 6,491 teams in the KCBS power rankings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Power ranking

#1,989
of 6,491 rated · rankings

Rating

1539
peak 1539 · rated over 5 contests

Contests

5
in the data

First seen

Aug 31, 2013
latest Jul 15, 2016 · 2.9 years on the trail

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

1
2 podiums

Overall top-10s

1
20% of 5 contests

Avg finish

top 32%
overall standings

Best overall

676.0116 / 720

Perfect 180s

1 🔥

Walk rate

100%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

180 🔥

Consistency

±6.13
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Pork Ribs
avg 170.74 · weakest Brisket (162.72)

Road miles

709
across 5 mapped stops · furthest 467 mi

Schedule strength

43%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1557)

Master avg

668.88 / 720
5 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (7 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

Perfect scores on the board

1 perfect 180

1 perfect 180 in the data — every judge at the table handing back a nine, all in pork ribs.

  • Pork Ribs ×1

High-water mark

676.0116 career-best overall

93.9% of a perfect 720

Their best day on record: 676.0116 at City of Bedford Blues & BBQ Festival — 93.9% of a perfect 720.

  • Master
  • Aug 31, 2013

The one to beat

2× one call ahead of them

3 WOODYS BBQ has finished one call ahead of She Thinks My Slabs R Sexy 2 times — their closest competition in the data.

A tough matchup

3–0 behind in the head-to-head

BUTCHER BBQ ahead in 100% of their meetings

BUTCHER BBQ has come out ahead in 3 of their 3 shared contests.

The weak link

−8.0 points behind their best meat

Brisket is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 8.02 points below their pork ribs, and turns into a call 0% of the time against 60%.

  • Brisket avg 162.72
  • Pork Ribs avg 170.74
  • 0 calls in 5 entries

A strong matchup

3–0 ahead in the head-to-head

Ahead in 100% of their meetings

They've finished ahead of DEJA Q in 3 of their 3 shared contests.

Announced themselves early

3rd at their very first contest

Finished 3 of 89 at their very first tracked contest, City of Bedford Blues & BBQ Festival (Aug 31, 2013).

  • Aug 31, 2013
  • 89-team field

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The teams rated closest to She Thinks My Slabs R Sexy, each with one reason worth a look.

73 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.

Uncle Vic's BBQ
#1,980 of the rated field
1539 power rating
Contests
7
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1539

Careers of much the same size, 7 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Oct 30, 2024
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HELMUTH BBQ
#1,985 of the rated field
1539 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
40%
Peak
1539

They turned up 5 years after She Thinks My Slabs R Sexy did, first appearing in 2018.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Sep 11, 2020
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Lucky Charms
#1,991 of the rated field
1539 power rating
Contests
7
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1539

Level with She Thinks My Slabs R Sexy on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Aug 7, 2020
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SLICKS BBQ
#1,999 of the rated field
1539 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
60%
Peak
1539

Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Apr 17, 2015
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C-N-B BAR-B-Q
#1,993 of the rated field
1539 power rating
Contests
6
GCs
1
Top-10s
50%
Peak
1547

Their rating is built on 1 Grand Championship in 6 contests, alongside a 50% overall top-10 rate.

  • rated over 6 contests
  • last seen Mar 10, 2017
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Secondhand Smoke BBQ Team
#1,996 of the rated field
1539 power rating
Contests
7
GCs
0
Top-10s
43%
Peak
1539

Careers of much the same size, 7 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 7 contests
  • last seen Oct 5, 2023
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By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 5 1 0 0 173.1428 157.7372 165.59 top 45%
Pork Ribs 5 3 1 1 180 🔥 160.5600 170.74 top 27%
Pork 5 2 0 1 174.2972 166.3200 169.84 top 27%
Brisket 5 0 0 0 168.5372 159.9312 162.72 top 45%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Medium (20–39)10top 54%
Large (40+)40top 26%

By state / province (where the contests were held)

WhereContestsGCsAvg finish
TX30top 24%
KS10top 33%
OK10top 54%

Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Shotgun Fred BBQ Showdown 2 17 0 top 34% Feb 25, 2016

More numbers

Busiest season 2016 3 contests
Contests a season 1.7 across 3 seasons in the data
Most contests held in TX 3 of 5 contests · 3 states in all
Contests visited 4 1 of them more than once
Opponents faced 226 finished ahead 198 times, behind 61
Longest layoff 1.5 yrs Aug 31, 2013 → Feb 26, 2015

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20162 milestones
  1. Peak power rating (1539) Wolf Creek Wildblue BBQ
  2. Most recent contest Wolf Creek Wildblue BBQ
20138 milestones
  1. First tracked contest City of Bedford Blues & BBQ Festival
  2. First call City of Bedford Blues & BBQ Festival
  3. First category win (Pork Ribs) City of Bedford Blues & BBQ Festival
  4. First overall top-10 City of Bedford Blues & BBQ Festival
  5. First overall podium City of Bedford Blues & BBQ Festival
  6. First perfect 180 (Pork Ribs) City of Bedford Blues & BBQ Festival
  7. First overall past 90% of a perfect score676.0116 City of Bedford Blues & BBQ Festival
  8. Career-best overall score676.0116 City of Bedford Blues & BBQ Festival

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+15.6City of Bedford Blues & BBQ FestivalAug 31, 2013
+8.4Wolf Creek Wildblue BBQJul 15, 2016
+8.1Shotgun Fred BBQ ShowdownFeb 26, 2015
+5.5Shotgun Fred BBQ ShowdownFeb 25, 2016
+1.2Hog Wild BBQ FestivalJun 24, 2016

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20163000 100% top 42% 93.9% 92.8%
20151000 100% top 28% 92.2% 92.2%
20131011 100% top 3% 93.9% 93.9%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Jul 15, 2016 Wolf Creek Wildblue BBQ Burlington, KS 15 / 46 (675.9544) 30 (164.5484) 9 (172.5600) 15 (170.3088) 16 (168.5372)
Jun 24, 2016 Hog Wild BBQ Festival Chandler, OK 14 / 26 (667.3256) 8 (173.1428) 14 (167.3944) 14 (166.8572) 18 (159.9312)
Feb 25, 2016 Shotgun Fred BBQ Showdown Huntsville, TX 17 / 42 (661.0628) 13 (167.9656) 23 (160.5600) 5 (171.4056) 21 (161.1316)
Feb 26, 2015 Shotgun Fred BBQ Showdown Huntsville, TX 17 / 61 (664.0340) 26 (164.5484) 5 (173.1656) 19 (166.3200) 31 (160)
Aug 31, 2013 City of Bedford Blues & BBQ Festival Bedford, TX 3 / 89 (676.0116) 49 (157.7372) 1 (180) 3 (174.2972) 16 (163.9772)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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