A tough matchup
7–0
behind in the head-to-head
GETTIN' BASTED ahead in 100% of their meetings
GETTIN' BASTED has come out ahead in 7 of their 7 shared contests.
If She Smokes She Porks
If She Smokes She Porks is a competition barbecue team with 7 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2013 and 2023. Their best overall finish is 22nd of 31 at the Ozarks BBQ Fest (2022). They are ranked #4223 of 6,491 teams in the KCBS power rankings. Also listed in KCBS results as “If She Smokes, She Porks”.
At a glance (the record in numbers)
Rating
1479
peak 1503 · rated over 7 contests
Contests
7
in the data
First seen
Apr 19, 2013
latest Jun 9, 2023 · 10.1 years on the trail
Grand champs
0
0 reserve
Category wins
0
1 podium
Overall top-10s
0
0% of 7 contests
Avg finish
top 66%
overall standings
Perfect 180s
0
Current form
636.36 ▲
last 5 Master vs avg 634.78 (+1.58)
Walk rate
29%
contests with a top-10 call
Consistency
±11.65
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)
Strongest meat
Chicken
avg 163.16 · weakest Pork (154.27)
Road miles
91
across 7 mapped stops · furthest 34 mi
Schedule strength
33%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1545)
Purse competed for
$34K
listed at 2 contests — purses, not winnings
State championships
0 🏅
won from 2 state-championship entries
Master avg
634.78 / 720
7 Master contests · 0 GCs
Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)
| Year | Series | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2022 ↗ | Master | #1264 (71 pts) | #1322 (66 pts) | #1343 (76 pts) | #1308 (71 pts) | #1252 (81 pts) |
Teams like this (closest power rating)
The teams rated closest to If She Smokes She Porks, each with one reason worth a look.
135 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.
#4,236 of the rated field
- Contests
- 7
- GCs
- 0
- Top-10s
- 14%
- Peak
- 1502
Careers of much the same size, 7 contests to 7, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.
⚔ Compare careers#4,196 of the rated field
- Contests
- 7
- GCs
- 0
- Top-10s
- 0%
- Peak
- 1479
Their last contest in the data was back in 2017, 6 years before If She Smokes She Porks's most recent — their rating stopped moving when they stopped cooking.
⚔ Compare careers#4,197 of the rated field
- Contests
- 7
- GCs
- 0
- Top-10s
- 0%
- Peak
- 1479
Both teams' first contest in the data came in 2013.
⚔ Compare careers#4,214 of the rated field
- Contests
- 7
- GCs
- 0
- Top-10s
- 0%
- Peak
- 1479
Level with If She Smokes She Porks on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.
⚔ Compare careers#4,225 of the rated field
- Contests
- 8
- GCs
- 0
- Top-10s
- 25%
- Peak
- 1479
This is the highest they've ever been rated, 8 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.
⚔ Compare careers#4,199 of the rated field
- Contests
- 8
- GCs
- 0
- Top-10s
- 0%
- Peak
- 1479
This is the highest they've ever been rated, 8 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.
⚔ Compare careersFamiliar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)
| Opponent | Meetings | Ahead | Behind | Win rate | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| GETTIN' BASTED | 7 | 0 | 7 | 0% | ⚔ compare |
| Bad Influence BBQ - MO | 5 | 3 | 2 | 60% | ⚔ compare |
| Hogzilla | 5 | 1 | 4 | 20% | ⚔ compare |
| COUNTRYSIDE BBQ PRO SHOP | 5 | 0 | 5 | 0% | ⚔ compare |
By meat
| Category | Entries | Calls | Wins | Podiums | Best | Worst | Average | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chicken | 7 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 177.7372 | 147.9884 | 163.16 | top 55% |
| Pork Ribs | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 172 | 148.5028 | 161.12 | top 60% |
| Pork | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 163.4284 | 145.7372 | 154.27 | top 81% |
| Brisket | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 162.2856 | 146.2858 | 156.22 | top 65% |
“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.
By field size and state
By contest size
| Field | Contests | GCs | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|
| Medium (20–39) | 2 | 0 | top 74% |
| Large (40+) | 5 | 0 | top 63% |
Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)
| Contest | Visits | Best | GCs | Avg finish | Last visit |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ozarks BBQ Fest | 2 | 22 | 0 | top 74% | Jun 9, 2023 |
| Rock N Ribs BBQ Festival | 2 | 27 | 0 | top 44% | Apr 22, 2016 |
More numbers
Busiest season
2016
2 contests
Contests a season
1.2
across 6 seasons in the data
Most contests held in
MO
7 of 7 contests
Contests visited
5
2 of them more than once
Opponents faced
219
finished ahead 127 times, behind 210
Longest layoff
5 yrs
Apr 21, 2017 → Apr 22, 2022
Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)
20232 milestones
- Career-best overall score646.6168 Ozarks BBQ Fest
- Most recent contest Ozarks BBQ Fest
20162 milestones
- Career-best single call (Chicken)177.7372 Rock N Ribs BBQ Festival
- Peak power rating (1503) Rock N Ribs BBQ Festival
20132 milestones
- First tracked contest Rock'n Ribs BBQ Festival
- First call Rock'n Ribs BBQ Festival
Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)
📈 Biggest rating jumps
| Swing | Contest | Date |
|---|---|---|
| +3.5 | Rock N Ribs BBQ Festival | Apr 22, 2016 |
| +2.5 | Rock'n Ribs BBQ Festival | Apr 19, 2013 |
📉 Toughest weekends
| Swing | Contest | Date |
|---|---|---|
| -9.8 | Table Rock Boats and Bones | Sep 17, 2016 |
| -5.8 | Rock'n N Ribs BBQ Festival | Apr 21, 2017 |
| -4.7 | Ozarks BBQ Fest | Jun 9, 2023 |
| -3.9 | Ozarks BBQ Fest | Apr 22, 2022 |
| -3.3 | Rock'n Ribs BBQ Festival | May 9, 2014 |
Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)
Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)
Where they finish (overall)
Best vs average (by meat)
How entries end (by meat)
Season by season
| Season | Contests | GCs | Top-10s | Category wins | Walk rate | Avg finish | Best overall (% of perfect) | Avg overall (% of perfect) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2023 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | top 77% | 89.8% | 89.8% |
| 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | top 71% | 89.7% | 89.7% |
| 2017 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | top 73% | 85.7% | 85.7% |
| 2016 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50% | top 69% | 89.7% | 88.4% |
| 2014 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | top 63% | 86.3% | 86.3% |
| 2013 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100% | top 44% | 88.9% | 88.9% |
Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)
| Date | Event | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jun 9, 2023 | Ozarks BBQ Fest 🏅 Springfield, MO | 23 / 30 (646.6168) | 28 (156.5028) | 15 (170.8228) | 29 (157.6456) | 21 (161.6456) |
| Apr 22, 2022 | Ozarks BBQ Fest 🏅 Springfield, MO | 22 / 31 (645.5884) | 23 (160.5256) | 21 (165.0972) | 22 (159.4400) | 20 (160.5256) |
| Apr 21, 2017 | Rock'n N Ribs BBQ Festival Springfield, MO | 40 / 55 (617.1428) | 52 (147.9884) | 28 (161.1316) | 47 (145.7372) | 20 (162.2856) |
| Sep 17, 2016 | Table Rock Boats and Bones Kimberling City, MO | 40 / 43 (626.7884) | 22 (169.6800) | 40 (154.8572) | 42 (149.6684) | 37 (152.5828) |
| Apr 22, 2016 | Rock N Ribs BBQ Festival Springfield, MO | 27 / 61 (645.6800) | 2 (177.7372) | 41 (155.4400) | 33 (163.4284) | 48 (149.0744) |
| May 9, 2014 | Rock'n Ribs BBQ Festival Springfield, MO | 36 / 57 (621.6460) | 28 (161.1428) | 47 (148.5028) | 47 (150.8572) | 22 (161.1432) |
| Apr 19, 2013 | Rock'n Ribs BBQ Festival Springfield, MO | 30 / 68 (640.0002) | 14 (168.5714) | 8 (172) | 55 (153.1430) | 54 (146.2858) |