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If She Smokes She Porks

At a glance (everything the results say about this team, in numbers)

Power ranking

#3886
of 6,413 rated · rankings

Rating

1485
peak 1503 · rated over 5 contests

Contests

5
in the data

First seen

2013-04-19
latest 2017-04-21

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
1 podiums

Overall top-10s

0
of 5 contests

Avg finish

top 63%
overall standings

Best overall

645.6800 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Current form

630.25
last 5 Master vs avg 630.25 (+0.00)

Walk rate

40%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

177.7372

Consistency

±10.87
std dev of Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Chicken
avg 165.02 · weakest Pork (152.57)

Road miles

84
mi across 5 mapped stops

Schedule strength

27%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1537)

Master avg

630.25 / 720
5 Master contests · 0 GCs

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Storylines (5 found in this team's record)

Each card leads with the number that made it a story — read straight out of their results, no editorialising.

A tough matchup

5–0 behind in the head-to-head

GETTIN' BASTED ahead in 100% of their meetings

GETTIN' BASTED has come out ahead in 5 of their 5 shared contests.

The weak link

−12.5 points behind their best meat

Pork is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 12.46 points below their chicken, and turns into a call 0% of the time against 20%.

  • Pork avg 152.57
  • Chicken avg 165.02
  • 0 calls in 5 entries

A strong matchup

3–0 ahead in the head-to-head

Ahead in 100% of their meetings

They've finished ahead of Texas Roadhouse in 3 of their 3 shared contests.

The comeback

2 yrs off the trail, then back

Off the trail for 2 years, then back at Rock N Ribs BBQ Festival (2016-04-22).

  • last seen 2014-05-09
  • back 2016-04-22

An April team

Top 54% average finish in April

Something about April: average finish in the top 54% across 3 contests, versus top 63% the rest of the year.

  • 3 April contests
  • top 63% the rest of the year

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150 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.

Smoke Me Tender BBQ
#3891 of the rated field
1485 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
37
GCs
0
Top-10s
5%
Peak
1533
0–1 in 1 shared contest (0% to If She Smokes She Porks)

One contest in common so far: too few to settle anything, but a team If She Smokes She Porks has actually stood beside rather than a stranger on the same rating.

  • rated over 37 contests
  • last seen 2026-07-24
⚔ Head-to-head
Smokin' Barrel BBQ
#3890 of the rated field
1485 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1485
No shared contest yet.

Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen 2026-07-18
⚔ Head-to-head
Hillbilly Hot Butts
#3881 of the rated field
1485 ▲ 0 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1504
No shared contest yet.

They turned up 10 years after If She Smokes She Porks did, first appearing in 2023.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen 2025-11-14
⚔ Head-to-head
Smokey Bandits
#3879 of the rated field
1485 ▲ 0 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
20%
Peak
1506
No shared contest yet.

Level with If She Smokes She Porks on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen 2025-06-13
⚔ Head-to-head
Big Fig BBQ
#3911 of the rated field
1485 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1502
No shared contest yet.

Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen 2025-04-11
⚔ Head-to-head
Fire & Forget BBQ
#3869 of the rated field
1486 ▲ 0 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1486
No shared contest yet.

Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen 2024-09-06
⚔ Head-to-head

Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)

OpponentMeetingsAheadBehindWin rate
GETTIN' BASTED 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
COUNTRYSIDE BBQ PRO SHOP 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 5 1 0 1 177.7372 147.9884 165.02 top 44%
Pork Ribs 5 1 0 0 172.0000 148.5028 158.39 top 61%
Pork 5 0 0 0 163.4284 145.7372 152.57 top 80%
Brisket 5 0 0 0 162.2856 146.2858 154.27 top 64%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

Contest-by-contest record (recurring contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Rock N Ribs BBQ Festival 2 27 0 top 44% 2016-04-22

The story so far (15 numbers that describe this team)

On the trail 4 yrs 2013-04-19 → 2017-04-21
Busiest season 2016 2 contests
Contests a season 1.3 across 4 seasons in the data
Cooks most in MO 5 of 5 contests
Contests visited 4 1 of them cooked more than once
Most-entered meat Chicken 5 entries · 0 wins · 1 calls
Strongest meat Chicken averages 165.02 · weakest Pork (152.57)
Walk rate 40% a top-10 call in 2 of 5 contests
Overall top-10 rate 0% 0 of 5 contests
Master average 630.25 out of 720 · 5 contests · 0 GCs
Opponents faced 184 107–171 across every shared overall standing
Road miles 84 5 mapped stops
Schedule strength 1537 average field rating faced — tougher than 27% of rated contests
Longest layoff 2 yrs 2014-05-09 → 2016-04-22
Power rating 1485 peak 1503 · #3886 of 6,413 rated

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

  1. 2013
  2. First tracked contest Rock'n Ribs BBQ Festival
  3. First call Rock'n Ribs BBQ Festival
  4. Peak power rating (1503) Rock'n Ribs BBQ Festival
  5. 2016
  6. Career-best overall score645.6800 Rock N Ribs BBQ Festival
  7. Career-best single call (Chicken)177.7372 Rock N Ribs BBQ Festival
  8. 2017
  9. Most recent contest Rock'n N Ribs BBQ Festival

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+2.5Rock'n Ribs BBQ Festival2013-04-19
+1.3Rock N Ribs BBQ Festival2016-04-22

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-9.7Table Rock Boats and Bones2016-09-17
-5.7Rock'n N Ribs BBQ Festival2017-04-21
-3.3Rock'n Ribs BBQ Festival2014-05-09

Category scores over time

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20171000 0% top 73% 85.7% 85.7%
20162000 50% top 69% 89.7% 88.4%
20141000 0% top 63% 86.3% 86.3%
20131000 100% top 44% 88.9% 88.9%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2017-04-21 Rock'n N Ribs BBQ Festival Springfield, MO 40 / 55 (617.1428) 52 (147.9884) 28 (161.1316) 47 (145.7372) 20 (162.2856)
2016-09-17 Table Rock Boats and Bones Kimberling City, MO 40 / 43 (626.7884) 22 (169.6800) 40 (154.8572) 42 (149.6684) 37 (152.5828)
2016-04-22 Rock N Ribs BBQ Festival Springfield, MO 27 / 61 (645.6800) 2 (177.7372) 41 (155.4400) 33 (163.4284) 48 (149.0744)
2014-05-09 Rock'n Ribs BBQ Festival Springfield, MO 36 / 57 (621.6460) 28 (161.1428) 47 (148.5028) 47 (150.8572) 22 (161.1432)
2013-04-19 Rock'n Ribs BBQ Festival Springfield, MO 30 / 68 (640.0002) 14 (168.5714) 8 (172.0000) 55 (153.1430) 54 (146.2858)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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