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SMOKEM' IF YOU GOTEM

SMOKEM' IF YOU GOTEM is a competition barbecue team with 5 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2013 and 2018. Their best overall finish is 9th of 34 at The Yaks Melbourne BBQ Festival (2016). They are ranked #3789 of 6,491 teams in the KCBS power rankings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Power ranking

#3,789
of 6,491 rated · rankings

Rating

1488
peak 1501 · rated over 5 contests

Contests

5
in the data

First seen

Jun 7, 2013
latest Feb 3, 2018 · 4.7 years on the trail

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
0 podiums

Overall top-10s

1
20% of 5 contests

Avg finish

top 61%
overall standings

Best overall

643.2456 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Walk rate

40%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

170.2628

Consistency

±10.23
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Pork Ribs
avg 158.74 · weakest Chicken (155.41)

Road miles

27,777
across 5 mapped stops · furthest 9,280 mi

Schedule strength

13%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1519)

Master avg

627.25 / 720
5 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (4 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

A tough matchup

3–0 behind in the head-to-head

HECTOR'S SMOKE HOUSE ahead in 100% of their meetings

HECTOR'S SMOKE HOUSE has come out ahead in 3 of their 3 shared contests.

A strong matchup

3–0 ahead in the head-to-head

Ahead in 100% of their meetings

They've finished ahead of BATO BROTHERS BBQ in 3 of their 3 shared contests.

The comeback

2.7 yrs off the trail, then back

Off the trail for 2.7 years, then back at The Yaks Melbourne BBQ Festival (Feb 5, 2016).

  • last seen Jun 7, 2013
  • back Feb 5, 2016

The long haul

27,777 road miles between contests

Contest to contest, they've covered roughly 27,777 miles across 5 mapped stops — the longest single trip being 9,280 miles to The Yaks Melbourne BBQ Festival.

  • 5 mapped stops
  • furthest 9,280 mi

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The teams rated closest to SMOKEM' IF YOU GOTEM, each with one reason worth a look.

119 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.

Bark-N-Dawgz BBQ
#3,797 of the rated field
1487 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1502

Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Oct 10, 2025
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WestNash BBQ
#3,791 of the rated field
1487 power rating
Contests
9
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1509

They turned up 8 years after SMOKEM' IF YOU GOTEM did, first appearing in 2021.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Jun 13, 2025
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MOOSE KNUCKLE BBQ
#3,778 of the rated field
1488 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
20%
Peak
1503

Level with SMOKEM' IF YOU GOTEM on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Sep 2, 2023
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Let's Smoke
#3,785 of the rated field
1488 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
20%
Peak
1502

Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen May 1, 2021
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Big Bob's B-B Crew
#3,775 of the rated field
1488 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
20%
Peak
1505

Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Aug 9, 2019
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SMOKIN YANKEES BBQ BELFAST
#3,783 of the rated field
1488 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
40%
Peak
1488

Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Jul 13, 2019
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By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 5 0 0 0 164.5600 141.7028 155.41 top 67%
Pork Ribs 5 2 0 0 164.0228 152.6056 158.74 top 47%
Pork 5 1 0 0 170.2628 145.0972 157.68 top 60%
Brisket 5 0 0 0 161.1544 139.4288 155.42 top 55%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Medium (20–39)20top 52%
Large (40+)30top 68%

By state / province (where the contests were held)

WhereContestsGCsAvg finish
KS10top 67%
AU10top 26%
MO10top 74%

More numbers

Busiest season 2017 2 contests
Contests a season 1.3 across 4 seasons in the data
Most contests held in KS 1 of 5 contests · 3 states in all
Contests visited 5 a different one every time
Opponents faced 213 finished ahead 89 times, behind 154
Longest layoff 2.7 yrs Jun 7, 2013 → Feb 5, 2016

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20181 milestone
  1. Most recent contest Melbourne Barbecue Festival
20171 milestone
  1. Career-best overall score643.2456 Smoke On the Trails
20164 milestones
  1. First call The Yaks Melbourne BBQ Festival
  2. First overall top-10 The Yaks Melbourne BBQ Festival
  3. Career-best single call (Pork)170.2628 The Yaks Melbourne BBQ Festival
  4. Peak power rating (1501) The Yaks Melbourne BBQ Festival
20131 milestone
  1. First tracked contest SMOKIN on the Summit

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+8.7The Yaks Melbourne BBQ FestivalFeb 5, 2016

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-7.7Melbourne Barbecue FestivalFeb 3, 2018
-7.4SMOKIN on the SummitJun 7, 2013
-3.5Yak Ales Melbourne Barbecue FestivalFeb 4, 2017
-2.5Smoke On the TrailsSep 29, 2017

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20181000 0% top 77% 86% 86%
20172000 50% top 65% 89.3% 88%
20161010 100% top 26% 88.2% 88.2%
20131000 0% top 74% 85.6% 85.6%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Feb 3, 2018 Melbourne Barbecue Festival Melbourn 20 / 26 (618.8688) 15 (160.0116) 20 (152.6056) 23 (145.0972) 11 (161.1544)
Sep 29, 2017 Smoke On the Trails Gardner, KS 43 / 64 (643.2456) 31 (164.5600) 44 (158.8116) 47 (159.3368) 40 (160.5372)
Feb 4, 2017 Yak Ales Melbourne Barbecue Festival Melbourne 27 / 43 (623.4168) 42 (141.7028) 8 (164.0228) 21 (159.4284) 18 (158.2628)
Feb 5, 2016 The Yaks Melbourne BBQ Festival Melbourne, Australia 9 / 34 (634.7428) 26 (150.2284) 10 (156.5488) 4 (170.2628) 11 (157.7028)
Jun 7, 2013 SMOKIN on the Summit Lees Summit, MO 60 / 81 (616) 44 (160.5712) 34 (161.7144) 61 (154.2856) 76 (139.4288)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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