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Half Ass BBQ

Half Ass BBQ is a competition barbecue team with 9 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2014 and 2018. Their best overall finish is 15th of 25 at the Montana BBQ Cook-Off (2014). They are ranked #5025 of 6,491 teams in the KCBS power rankings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Power ranking

#5,025
of 6,491 rated · rankings

Rating

1462
peak 1462 · rated over 9 contests

Contests

9
in the data

First seen

Jul 5, 2014
latest Jun 1, 2018 · 3.9 years on the trail

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
0 podiums

Overall top-10s

0
0% of 9 contests

Avg finish

top 73%
overall standings

Best overall

680.4912 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Current form

637.36 ▲
last 5 Master vs avg 627.07 (+10.28)

Walk rate

22%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

173.1084

Consistency

±23.92
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Chicken
avg 164.82 · weakest Pork Ribs (152.98)

Road miles

6,565
across 9 mapped stops · furthest 949 mi

Schedule strength

33%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1545)

Master avg

627.07 / 720
9 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (9 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

High-water mark

680.4912 career-best overall

94.5% of a perfect 720

Their best day on record: 680.4912 at Horse Town Brew B Que Festival — 94.5% of a perfect 720.

  • Master
  • Jun 1, 2018

A tough matchup

5–0 behind in the head-to-head

Up In Smoke BBQ ahead in 100% of their meetings

Up In Smoke BBQ has come out ahead in 5 of their 5 shared contests.

The weak link

−11.8 points behind their best meat

Pork Ribs is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 11.84 points below their chicken, and turns into a call 0% of the time against 22%.

  • Pork Ribs avg 152.98
  • Chicken avg 164.82
  • 0 calls in 9 entries

A strong matchup

4–1 ahead in the head-to-head

Ahead in 80% of their meetings

They've finished ahead of SMOKIN JERKS in 4 of their 5 shared contests.

Chicken nemesis

4 of 5 shared chicken entries lost

Up In Smoke BBQ ahead 80% of the time

Even in their strongest meat, Up In Smoke BBQ has out-cooked them in 4 of 5 shared chicken entries.

Looking over their shoulder

2× one call behind them

12 BAR BLUES CUE has landed one call behind them 2 times.

A June team

Top 62% average finish in June

Something about June: average finish in the top 62% across 3 contests, versus top 73% the rest of the year.

  • 3 June contests
  • top 73% the rest of the year
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The long haul

6,565 road miles between contests

Contest to contest, they've covered roughly 6,565 miles across 9 mapped stops — the longest single trip being 949 miles to Dana Point State BBQ Championship.

  • 9 mapped stops
  • furthest 949 mi

A standing appointment

4 years running at one contest

They've cooked Montana BBQ Cook-Off every year from 2014 to 2017 — the contest they never miss.

  • 4 visits in all
  • best finish 15th

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RIVER RATS
#5,014 of the rated field
1463 power rating
Contests
9
GCs
0
Top-10s
22%
Peak
1500

They've been 1500 at their best, 38 points above where they sit today — they're arriving at this rating from above.

  • rated over 9 contests
  • last seen Oct 18, 2024
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BEARDED BBQ
#5,020 of the rated field
1462 power rating
Contests
9
GCs
1
Top-10s
11%
Peak
1462

Careers of much the same size, 9 contests to 9, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 9 contests
  • last seen Oct 14, 2022
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CHERRY RED ROASTERS
#5,039 of the rated field
1462 power rating
Contests
9
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1507

Level with Half Ass BBQ on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 9 contests
  • last seen May 1, 2021
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Two Drummer's Q-Crew
#5,030 of the rated field
1462 power rating
Contests
10
GCs
0
Top-10s
10%
Peak
1462

They turned up 5 years after Half Ass BBQ did, first appearing in 2019.

  • rated over 10 contests
  • last seen Jan 13, 2023
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FIRECHEF BBQ
#5,032 of the rated field
1462 power rating
Contests
10
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1462

Their last contest in the data was back in 2015, 3 years before Half Ass BBQ's most recent — their rating stopped moving when they stopped cooking.

  • rated over 10 contests
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Buckeye Barbeque
#5,033 of the rated field
1462 power rating
Contests
13
GCs
0
Top-10s
15%
Peak
1462

13 contests and no Grand Championship yet — a rating made of 15% top-10 finishes rather than wins.

  • rated over 8 contests
  • last seen Sep 30, 2026
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Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)

OpponentMeetingsAheadBehindWin rate
SMOKIN JERKS 5 4 1 80% ⚔ compare
12 BAR BLUES CUE 5 3 2 60% ⚔ compare
Up In Smoke BBQ 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
MONTANA OUTLAW BBQ 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 9 2 0 0 173.1084 151.4284 164.82 top 46%
Pork Ribs 9 0 0 0 169.7144 134.8228 152.98 top 76%
Pork 9 0 0 0 171.4056 142.8572 153.37 top 76%
Brisket 9 0 0 0 166.2628 146.2744 155.91 top 68%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Medium (20–39)50top 74%
Large (40+)40top 72%

By state / province (where the contests were held)

WhereContestsGCsAvg finish
MT50top 74%
CA40top 72%

Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Montana BBQ Cook-Off 4 15 0 top 71% Jun 24, 2017

More numbers

Busiest season 2016 3 contests
Contests a season 1.8 across 5 seasons in the data
Most contests held in MT 5 of 9 contests · 2 states in all
Contests visited 6 1 of them more than once
Opponents faced 254 finished ahead 109 times, behind 302

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20184 milestones
  1. First overall past 90% of a perfect score680.4912 Horse Town Brew B Que Festival
  2. Career-best overall score680.4912 Horse Town Brew B Que Festival
  3. Career-best single call (Chicken)173.1084 Horse Town Brew B Que Festival
  4. Most recent contest Horse Town Brew B Que Festival
20143 milestones
  1. First tracked contest Montana BBQ Cook-Off
  2. First call Montana BBQ Cook-Off
  3. Peak power rating (1498) Montana BBQ Cook-Off

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+10.3Horse Town Brew B Que FestivalJun 1, 2018

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-104th Annual Santa Anita Winners' Circle BBQ ChampionshipMar 20, 2015
-8.8Montana State BBQ Championship at Montana FairAug 12, 2014
-7.9West Coast BBQ ClassicMay 13, 2016
-7.3Montana BBQ cook-offJun 25, 2016
-5.8Dana Point State BBQ ChampionshipOct 7, 2016

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20181000 0% top 33% 94.5% 94.5%
20171000 0% top 69% 86.7% 86.7%
20163000 0% top 83% 88.8% 87.1%
20152000 50% top 80% 87.2% 86.6%
20142000 50% top 72% 86.6% 84%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Jun 1, 2018 Horse Town Brew B Que Festival Norco, CA 19 / 57 (680.4912) 15 (173.1084) 25 (169.7144) 19 (171.4056) 27 (166.2628)
Jun 24, 2017 Montana BBQ Cook-Off Absarokee, MT 24 / 35 (624.3768) 20 (159.9312) 23 (161.0856) 26 (152.0112) 27 (151.3488)
Oct 7, 2016 Dana Point State BBQ Championship Dana Point, CA 60 / 75 (634.1716) 26 (169.7028) 62 (152.5372) 68 (153.6572) 50 (158.2744)
Jun 25, 2016 Montana BBQ cook-off Absarokee, MT 24 / 29 (608.4452) 21 (156.5368) 26 (149.1084) 20 (156.5256) 23 (146.2744)
May 13, 2016 West Coast BBQ Classic Long Beach, CA 38 / 44 (639.2916) 18 (170.2744) 31 (160.5600) 43 (147.3600) 36 (161.0972)
Jul 3, 2015 Montana BBQ Cook-Off Absarokee, MT 21 / 29 (619.3484) 10 (166.3200) 22 (150.2284) 25 (151.4172) 20 (151.3828)
Mar 20, 2015 4th Annual Santa Anita Winners' Circle BBQ Championship Arcadia, CA 88 / 100 (627.8856) 55 (167.4056) 76 (158.8000) 99 (142.8572) 76 (158.8228)
Aug 12, 2014 Montana State BBQ Championship at Montana Fair Billings, MT 22 / 26 (586.2512) 20 (151.4284) 24 (134.8228) 22 (145.6800) 16 (154.3200)
Jul 5, 2014 Montana BBQ Cook-Off Absarokee, MT 15 / 25 (623.3832) 4 (168.6288) 22 (139.9200) 13 (159.4400) 13 (155.3944)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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