Render Me Tender
Render Me Tender is a competition barbecue team with 1 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contest on record in 2026. Their best overall finish is 14th of 20 at the Revolutionary BBQ Brawl (2026). They finished #289 in the 2026 Backyard Series Team of the Year standings.
At a glance (the record in numbers)
Rating
1497
Unranked — needs 5 rated contests, has 1
Contests
1
in the data
First seen
Apr 24, 2026
their only contest in the data
Avg finish
top 70%
overall standings
Walk rate
100%
contests with a top-10 call
Strongest meat
Pork Ribs
avg 170.83 · weakest Chicken (151.92)
Purse competed for
$5,000
listed at 1 contest — purses, not winnings
This team cooks the Backyard series — its own boards, records and Team of the Year are here. Still inside their first twelve months: see what a first season usually looks like.
Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)
| Year | Series | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 ↗ | Backyard | #289 (100 pts) | #323 (75 pts) | #256 (140 pts) | — | — |
By meat
| Category | Entries | Calls | Wins | Podiums | Best | Worst | Average | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chicken | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 151.9200 | 151.9200 | 151.92 | top 95% |
| Pork Ribs | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 170.8344 | 170.8344 | 170.83 | top 40% |
“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.
Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)
| Date | Event | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Apr 24, 2026 | Revolutionary BBQ Brawl 🏅 Williamsburg, VA | 14 / 20 (322.7544) | 19 (151.9200) | 8 (170.8344) | — | — |