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Dead Pigs Tell No Tails

At a glance (everything the results say about this team, in numbers)

Rating

1487
peak 1487 · rated over 3 contests

Contests

3
in the data

First seen

2020-08-21
latest 2021-08-20

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
0 podiums

Overall top-10s

0
of 3 contests

Avg finish

top 77%
overall standings

Best overall

652.4456 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Current form

644.69
last 3 Master vs avg 644.69 (+0.00)

Walk rate

33%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

177.7144

Consistency

±5.87
std dev of Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Pork Ribs
avg 167.04 · weakest Brisket (156.54)

Road miles

39
mi across 3 mapped stops

Schedule strength

76%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1598)

Purse competed for

$22K
listed at 2 contests — purses, not winnings

State championships

0 🏅
GCs in 3 state-championship entries

Master avg

644.69 / 720
3 Master contests · 0 GCs

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Storylines (1 found in this team's record)

Each card leads with the number that made it a story — read straight out of their results, no editorialising.

A tough matchup

3–0 behind in the head-to-head

Barking Dog BBQ ahead in 100% of their meetings

Barking Dog BBQ has come out ahead in 3 of their 3 shared contests.

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The nearest teams in the power rankings, with a different reason on each card — six teams on one rating are rarely on it for the same reason. Rating decides who makes the list; where teams tie on it, the ones this team has actually cooked against come first, then teams at a similar point in their own career. KCBS doesn’t publish where a team is from, so nothing here is inferred from geography.

Dead Pigs Tell No Tails has 3 rated contests — short of the five it takes to earn a power ranking — so this rating has barely moved off the 1500 every team starts on and 144 rated teams sit within a point of it. Read the list as the nearest company at a number nobody here has moved far from, not as a verdict on who this team belongs with.

Smokin' Jacks BBQ
#3821 of the rated field
1486 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1486
No shared contest yet.

A longer road to the same neighbourhood — 5 contests to 3.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen 2025-08-16
⚔ Head-to-head
Hump's Haven Backyard BBQ
#3806 of the rated field
1487 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
9
GCs
1
Top-10s
33%
Peak
1487
No shared contest yet.

Their rating is built on 1 Grand Championship in 9 contests, alongside a 33% overall top-10 rate.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen 2024-06-08
⚔ Head-to-head
Smokey Rub BBQ
#3809 of the rated field
1487 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1487
No shared contest yet.

Level with Dead Pigs Tell No Tails on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen 2020-08-07
⚔ Head-to-head
FATZ BBQ
#3820 of the rated field
1486 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1486
No shared contest yet.

They were already cooking in 2013, 7 years before Dead Pigs Tell No Tails's first contest.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen 2019-09-06
⚔ Head-to-head
Rub on it BBQ
#3828 of the rated field
1486 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1486
No shared contest yet.

Their last contest in the data was back in 2018, 3 years before Dead Pigs Tell No Tails's most recent — their rating stopped moving when they stopped cooking.

  • rated over 5 contests
⚔ Head-to-head
COWTOWN SMOKE AND GRILLERS
#3817 of the rated field
1487 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
20%
Peak
1506
No shared contest yet.

Their last contest in the data was back in 2018, 3 years before Dead Pigs Tell No Tails's most recent — their rating stopped moving when they stopped cooking.

  • rated over 5 contests
⚔ Head-to-head

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 3 0 0 0 165.1544 159.4516 163.04 top 80%
Pork Ribs 3 1 0 0 177.7144 158.8344 167.04 top 50%
Pork 3 0 0 0 162.8000 154.8000 158.05 top 84%
Brisket 3 0 0 0 157.6916 155.4056 156.54 top 80%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

Contest-by-contest record (recurring contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Smoke on the Bricks 2 31 0 top 80% 2021-08-20

The story so far (16 numbers that describe this team)

On the trail 1 yrs 2020-08-21 → 2021-08-20
Busiest season 2021 2 contests
Contests a season 1.5 across 2 seasons in the data
Cooks most in KS 3 of 3 contests
Contests visited 2 1 of them cooked more than once
Most-entered meat Chicken 3 entries · 0 wins · 0 calls
Strongest meat Pork Ribs averages 167.04 · weakest Brisket (156.54)
Walk rate 33% a top-10 call in 1 of 3 contests
Overall top-10 rate 0% 0 of 3 contests
Master average 644.69 out of 720 · 3 contests · 0 GCs
Opponents faced 117 39–117 across every shared overall standing
Road miles 39 3 mapped stops
Schedule strength 1598 average field rating faced — tougher than 76% of rated contests
Purse competed for $21,500 listed at 2 contests — purses, not winnings
State championships 0 from 3 state-championship entries
Power rating 1487 peak 1487 · #null of 6,413 rated

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

  1. 2020
  2. First tracked contest Smoke on the Bricks
  3. Peak power rating (1491) Smoke on the Bricks
  4. 2021
  5. First call 3rd Annual Qlathe BBQ Championship
  6. First overall past 90% of a perfect score652.4456 3rd Annual Qlathe BBQ Championship
  7. Career-best overall score652.4456 3rd Annual Qlathe BBQ Championship
  8. Career-best single call (Pork Ribs)177.7144 3rd Annual Qlathe BBQ Championship
  9. Most recent contest Smoke on the Bricks

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-8.7Smoke on the Bricks2020-08-21
-2.4Smoke on the Bricks2021-08-20
-2.13rd Annual Qlathe BBQ Championship2021-03-19

Category scores over time

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20212000 50% top 69% 90.6% 90%
20201000 0% top 93% 88.6% 88.6%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2021-08-20 Smoke on the Bricks 🏅 Baldwin City, KS 31 / 46 (643.3716) 39 (159.4516) 27 (164.5828) 32 (162.8000) 33 (156.5372)
2021-03-19 3rd Annual Qlathe BBQ Championship 🏅 Olathe, KS 49 / 70 (652.4456) 52 (164.5256) 4 (177.7144) 62 (154.8000) 58 (155.4056)
2020-08-21 Smoke on the Bricks 🏅 Baldwin City, KS 40 / 43 (638.2404) 35 (165.1544) 37 (158.8344) 41 (156.5600) 37 (157.6916)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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