Two Old Guys Rubbin' Butts and Smokin Meat
Two Old Guys Rubbin' Butts and Smokin Meat is a competition barbecue team with 1 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contest on record in 2026. Their best overall finish is 17th of 17 at the SmokeHouse Barbeque Showdown (OPEN FORMAT) (REGISTRATION FULL) (2026). They finished #1342 in the 2026 Master Series Team of the Year standings.
At a glance (the record in numbers)
Rating
1489
Unranked — needs 5 rated contests, has 1
Contests
1
in the data
First seen
May 1, 2026
their only contest in the data
Avg finish
top 100%
overall standings
Strongest meat
Pork Ribs
avg 153.68 · weakest Chicken (144.50)
Purse competed for
$4,100
listed at 1 contest — purses, not winnings
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Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)
| Year | Series | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 ↗ | Master | #1342 (56 pts) | #1392 (56 pts) | #1434 (56 pts) | #1352 (56 pts) | #1344 (56 pts) |
By meat
| Category | Entries | Calls | Wins | Podiums | Best | Worst | Average | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chicken | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 144.5028 | 144.5028 | 144.50 | top 182% |
| Pork Ribs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 153.6800 | 153.6800 | 153.68 | top 171% |
| Pork | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 149.7028 | 149.7028 | 149.70 | top 176% |
| Brisket | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 153.0972 | 153.0972 | 153.10 | top 153% |
“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.
Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)
| Date | Event | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| May 1, 2026 | SmokeHouse Barbeque Showdown (OPEN FORMAT) (REGISTRATION FULL) 🏅 Cambridge, IA | 17 / 17 (600.9828) | 31 (144.5028) | 29 (153.6800) | 30 (149.7028) | 26 (153.0972) |