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None-the-Weiser

None-the-Weiser is a competition barbecue team with 9 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2013 and 2022. Their best overall finish is 23rd of 31 at the Holy Smoke BBQ Contest (2013). They are ranked #4441 of 6,476 teams in the KCBS power rankings. Also listed in KCBS results as “None the Weiser”.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Power ranking

#4,441
of 6,476 rated · rankings

Rating

1474
peak 1474 · rated over 9 contests

Contests

9
in the data

First seen

Jun 21, 2013
latest Jun 24, 2022 · 9 years on the trail

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
0 podiums

Overall top-10s

0
0% of 9 contests

Avg finish

top 62%
overall standings

Best overall

646.7880 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Current form

626.97 ▲
last 5 Master vs avg 624.62 (+2.34)

Walk rate

22%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

175.4400

Consistency

±14.28
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Chicken
avg 159.69 · weakest Brisket (149.31)

Road miles

61
across 9 mapped stops

Schedule strength

7%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1510)

Purse competed for

$32K
listed at 2 contests — purses, not winnings

State championships

0 🏅
won from 7 state-championship entries

Master avg

624.62 / 720
9 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (7 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

A tough matchup

8–0 behind in the head-to-head

Dead Last BBQ ahead in 100% of their meetings

Dead Last BBQ has come out ahead in 8 of their 8 shared contests.

The weak link

−10.4 points behind their best meat

Brisket is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 10.38 points below their chicken, and turns into a call 0% of the time against 11%.

  • Brisket avg 149.31
  • Chicken avg 159.69
  • 0 calls in 9 entries

A strong matchup

7–1 ahead in the head-to-head

Ahead in 88% of their meetings

They've finished ahead of No Clue BBQ in 7 of their 8 shared contests.

Chicken nemesis

7 of 9 shared chicken entries lost

PARK AVENUE PORK ahead 78% of the time

Even in their strongest meat, PARK AVENUE PORK has out-cooked them in 7 of 9 shared chicken entries.

The metronome

±1.98% swing around their own average

Their overall lands within ±1.98% of a perfect score of their own average — whatever the field, you know roughly what they'll turn in.

  • averages 86.8% of a perfect score
  • 9 contests

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The teams rated closest to None-the-Weiser, each with one reason worth a look.

145 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.

BIG TASTY BBQ
#4,432 of the rated field
1474 power rating
Contests
9
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1474

This is the highest they've ever been rated, 9 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.

  • rated over 9 contests
  • last seen Aug 19, 2016
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T&J's Dirty Butts
#4,464 of the rated field
1474 power rating
Contests
10
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1474

Careers of much the same size, 10 contests to 9, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 10 contests
  • last seen Sep 8, 2022
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HOGG UGLY
#4,451 of the rated field
1474 power rating
Contests
11
GCs
0
Top-10s
36%
Peak
1474

4 straight overall top-10s says this rating is a moving target.

  • rated over 11 contests
  • last seen Oct 17, 2025
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Country Hoggs
#4,455 of the rated field
1474 power rating
Contests
7
GCs
0
Top-10s
29%
Peak
1474

They turned up 6 years after None-the-Weiser did, first appearing in 2019.

  • rated over 7 contests
  • last seen Oct 17, 2025
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SMOKIN D'S
#4,442 of the rated field
1474 power rating
Contests
7
GCs
0
Top-10s
14%
Peak
1474

Level with None-the-Weiser on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 7 contests
  • last seen Apr 26, 2024
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Camping Crew BBQ
#4,435 of the rated field
1474 power rating
Contests
7
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1474

Careers of much the same size, 7 contests to 9, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 7 contests
  • last seen May 6, 2022
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Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)

OpponentMeetingsAheadBehindWin rate
PARK AVENUE PORK 9 2 7 22% ⚔ compare
No Clue BBQ 8 7 1 88% ⚔ compare
Smoking Our Butts Off 8 7 1 88% ⚔ compare
The Drizzlers 8 7 1 88% ⚔ compare
Too Hot to Handle 8 7 1 88% ⚔ compare
Every Man A Smoker 8 6 2 75% ⚔ compare
Meaty Bone BBQ 8 6 2 75% ⚔ compare
THE LICKS 8 6 2 75% ⚔ compare
Fire in the Hole 8 6 2 75% ⚔ compare
Grill on Grill Action 8 5 3 63% ⚔ compare
KC Rib doctor 8 5 3 63% ⚔ compare
Natural Born Grillers 8 5 3 63% ⚔ compare
Smokin Engineers 8 5 3 63% ⚔ compare
B&D BBQ 8 4 4 50% ⚔ compare
Can't Beat Our Meat 8 4 4 50% ⚔ compare

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 9 1 0 0 173.1430 143.4972 159.69 top 50%
Pork Ribs 9 1 0 0 175.4400 145.6800 159.55 top 49%
Pork 9 0 0 0 168 140.5600 156.06 top 63%
Brisket 9 0 0 0 168.5600 122.2060 149.31 top 67%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Medium (20–39)10top 74%
Large (40+)80top 60%

By state / province (where the contests were held)

WhereContestsGCsAvg finish
KS80top 60%
MO10top 74%

Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Great Lenexa BBQ Battle-Kansas State Championship 4 79 0 top 53% Jun 24, 2016

More numbers

Busiest season 2013 2 contests
Contests a season 1.1 across 8 seasons in the data
Most contests held in KS 8 of 9 contests · 2 states in all
Contests visited 6 1 of them more than once
Opponents faced 454 finished ahead 580 times, behind 891
Longest layoff 3 yrs Jun 21, 2019 → Jun 24, 2022

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20222 milestones
  1. Career-best overall score646.7880 The Great Lenexa BBQ Battle - Kansas State Championship
  2. Most recent contest The Great Lenexa BBQ Battle - Kansas State Championship
20141 milestone
  1. Career-best single call (Pork Ribs)175.4400 Great Lenexa BBQ Battle - Kansas State Championship
20133 milestones
  1. First tracked contest Great Lenexa BBQ Battle - Kansas State Championship
  2. First call Great Lenexa BBQ Battle - Kansas State Championship
  3. Peak power rating (1497) Great Lenexa BBQ Battle - Kansas State Championship

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+3Great Lenexa BBQ Battle - Kansas State ChampionshipJun 27, 2014
+0.7Great Lenexa BBQ Battle - Kansas State ChampionshipJun 26, 2015
+0.1The Great Lenexa BBQ Battle - Kansas State ChampionshipJun 24, 2022

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-7.1Great Lenexa BBQ Battle-Kansas State ChampionshipJun 23, 2017
-6.9Holy Smoke BBQ ContestAug 23, 2013
-6.1The Great Lenexa BBQ Battle-Kansas State ChampionshipJun 21, 2019
-5.1The Great Lenexa BBQ BattleJun 22, 2018
-2.6Great Lenexa BBQ Battle - Kansas State ChampionshipJun 21, 2013

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20221000 0% top 56% 89.8% 89.8%
20191000 0% top 74% 86.9% 86.9%
20181000 0% top 69% 86.1% 86.1%
20171000 0% top 74% 85.6% 85.6%
20161000 0% top 58% 87% 87%
20151000 0% top 50% 88% 88%
20141000 100% top 43% 88.3% 88.3%
20132000 50% top 66% 86.7% 84.5%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Jun 24, 2022 The Great Lenexa BBQ Battle - Kansas State Championship 🏅 Lenexa, KS 92 / 164 (646.7880) 110 (159.9540) 39 (167.9884) 93 (164) 132 (154.8456)
Jun 21, 2019 The Great Lenexa BBQ Battle-Kansas State Championship 🏅 Lenexa, KS 135 / 183 (625.7028) 175 (143.4972) 139 (152.5372) 97 (161.1084) 32 (168.5600)
Jun 22, 2018 The Great Lenexa BBQ Battle Lenexa, KS 128 / 185 (620.0116) 113 (156.5484) 19 (169.7600) 127 (153.7372) 170 (139.9660)
Jun 23, 2017 Great Lenexa BBQ Battle-Kansas State Championship 🏅 Lenexa, KS 137 / 184 (616.0112) 118 (155.4400) 79 (161.1428) 161 (148.0112) 123 (151.4172)
Jun 24, 2016 Great Lenexa BBQ Battle-Kansas State Championship 🏅 Lenexa, KS 107 / 183 (626.3200) 116 (155.5088) 160 (145.6800) 31 (168) 91 (157.1312)
Jun 26, 2015 Great Lenexa BBQ Battle - Kansas State Championship 🏅 Lenexa, KS 92 / 183 (633.7368) 77 (161.7256) 84 (160.0228) 130 (155.4056) 94 (156.5828)
Jun 27, 2014 Great Lenexa BBQ Battle - Kansas State Championship 🏅 Lenexa, KS 79 / 184 (635.9656) 14 (170.8684) 5 (175.4400) 173 (140.5600) 127 (149.0972)
Aug 23, 2013 Holy Smoke BBQ Contest Liberty, MO 23 / 31 (592.5032) 14 (160.5600) 22 (153.1200) 19 (156.6172) 28 (122.2060)
Jun 21, 2013 Great Lenexa BBQ Battle - Kansas State Championship 🏅 Lenexa, KS 107 / 183 (624.5716) 7 (173.1430) 142 (150.2858) 104 (157.1428) 152 (144)

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