Walk Swiftly and Carry a Big Rib
Walk Swiftly and Carry a Big Rib is a competition barbecue team with 1 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contest on record in 2022. Their best overall finish is 24th of 30 at the Bent Brewstillery BBQ (BACKYARD ONLY) (2022).
At a glance (the record in numbers)
Rating
1492
Unranked — needs 5 rated contests, has 1
Contests
1
in the data
First seen
Sep 10, 2022
their only contest in the data
Avg finish
top 80%
overall standings
Strongest meat
Chicken
avg 165.15 · weakest Pork Ribs (150.21)
Purse competed for
$7,000
listed at 1 contest — purses, not winnings
This team cooks the Backyard series — its own boards, records and Team of the Year are here.
Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)
| Year | Series | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2022 ↗ | Backyard | — | #295 (90 pts) | #356 (55 pts) | — | — |
By meat
| Category | Entries | Calls | Wins | Podiums | Best | Worst | Average | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chicken | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 165.1544 | 165.1544 | 165.15 | top 60% |
| Pork Ribs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 150.2056 | 150.2056 | 150.21 | top 90% |
“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.
Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)
| Date | Event | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sep 10, 2022 | Bent Brewstillery BBQ (BACKYARD ONLY) Roseville, MN | 24 / 30 (315.3600) | 18 (165.1544) | 27 (150.2056) | — | — |