A tough matchup
3–0
behind in the head-to-head
3 EYZ BBQ ahead in 100% of their meetings
3 EYZ BBQ has come out ahead in 3 of their 3 shared contests.
WHO ARE THESE FAT GUYS
WHO ARE THESE FAT GUYS is a competition barbecue team with 3 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2017 and 2019. Their best overall finish is 28th of 37 at the Beltway BBQ Showdown (2019). They finished #1954 in the 2018 Master Series Team of the Year standings.
At a glance (the record in numbers)
Rating
1479
Unranked — needs 5 rated contests, has 3
Contests
3
in the data
First seen
May 5, 2017
latest Jun 8, 2019 · 2.1 years on the trail
Avg finish
top 84%
overall standings
Consistency
±17.94
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)
Strongest meat
Pork
avg 155.78 · weakest Chicken (148.33)
Road miles
18
across 3 mapped stops
Schedule strength
68%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1586)
Purse competed for
$15K
listed at 1 contest — purses, not winnings
Master avg
602.89 / 720
3 Master contests · 0 GCs
Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)
By meat
| Category | Entries | Calls | Wins | Podiums | Best | Worst | Average | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chicken | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 161.1544 | 138.1712 | 148.33 | top 84% |
| Pork Ribs | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 159.9888 | 137.0972 | 149.68 | top 80% |
| Pork | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 158.2400 | 151.4056 | 155.78 | top 77% |
| Brisket | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 165.7144 | 137.0744 | 149.10 | top 70% |
“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.
Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)
| Contest | Visits | Best | GCs | Avg finish | Last visit |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Naptown barBAYq Cooking Contest | 2 | 30 | 0 | top 88% | May 5, 2018 |
More numbers
Contests a season
1
across 3 seasons in the data
Most contests held in
MD
3 of 3 contests
Contests visited
2
1 of them more than once
Opponents faced
75
finished ahead 18 times, behind 90
Longest layoff
1.1 yrs
May 5, 2018 → Jun 8, 2019
Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)
20192 milestones
- Career-best overall score615.8744 Beltway BBQ Showdown
- Most recent contest Beltway BBQ Showdown
20173 milestones
- First tracked contest Naptown barBAYq Cooking Contest
- Career-best single call (Brisket)165.7144 Naptown barBAYq Cooking Contest
- Peak power rating (1494) Naptown barBAYq Cooking Contest
Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)
| Date | Event | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jun 8, 2019 | Beltway BBQ Showdown 🏅 Upper Marlboro, MD | 28 / 37 (615.8744) | 21 (161.1544) | 29 (151.9656) | 25 (158.2400) | 29 (144.5144) |
| May 5, 2018 | Naptown barBAYq Cooking Contest Crownsville, MD | 35 / 37 (577.5204) | 35 (145.6688) | 36 (137.0972) | 27 (157.6800) | 34 (137.0744) |
| May 5, 2017 | Naptown barBAYq Cooking Contest Crownsville, MD | 30 / 37 (615.2800) | 37 (138.1712) | 24 (159.9888) | 34 (151.4056) | 15 (165.7144) |