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THE WONKY DONKEYS

THE WONKY DONKEYS is a competition barbecue team with 2 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2018 and 2019. Their best overall finish is 3rd of 12 at the Q'Fest (2018). They finished #1172 in the 2018 Master Series Team of the Year standings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Rating

1524
Unranked — needs 5 rated contests, has 2

Contests

2
in the data

First seen

Jun 16, 2018
latest Aug 17, 2019 · 1.2 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#1172
Master 2018 · every season

Category wins

0
4 podiums

Overall top-10s

2
of 2 contests

Best top-10 run

2
straight overall top-10s, still running

Avg finish

top 25%
overall standings

Best overall

663.9544 / 720

Walk rate

100%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

171.4172

Strongest meat

Chicken
avg 169.98 · weakest Pork Ribs (156.26)

Road miles

200
across 2 mapped stops

Master avg

653.94 / 720
2 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (2 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

High-water mark

663.9544 career-best overall

92.2% of a perfect 720

Their best day on record: 663.9544 at Smoke and Fire Festival — 92.2% of a perfect 720.

  • Master
  • Aug 17, 2019

Announced themselves early

3rd at their very first contest

Finished 3 of 12 at their very first tracked contest, Q'Fest (Jun 16, 2018).

  • Jun 16, 2018
  • 12-team field

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2019 ↗ Master #1192 (191 pts) #1095 (241 pts) #1487 (136 pts) #1411 (156 pts) #1174 (216 pts)
2018 ↗ Master #1172 (212 pts) #1237 (212 pts) #1794 (107 pts) #1314 (187 pts) #1170 (237 pts)

Overall rank by season

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 2 2 0 2 171.4172 168.5484 169.98 top 19%
Pork Ribs 2 1 0 0 161.7028 150.8228 156.26 top 71%
Pork 2 2 0 0 165.6800 159.4400 162.56 top 35%
Brisket 2 2 0 2 165.1544 165.1200 165.14 top 18%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

More numbers

Opponents faced 21 finished ahead 21 times, behind 5
Longest layoff 1.2 yrs Jun 16, 2018 → Aug 17, 2019

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20194 milestones
  1. First overall past 90% of a perfect score663.9544 Smoke and Fire Festival
  2. Career-best overall score663.9544 Smoke and Fire Festival
  3. Career-best single call (Chicken)171.4172 Smoke and Fire Festival
  4. Most recent contest Smoke and Fire Festival
20184 milestones
  1. First tracked contest Q'Fest
  2. First call Q'Fest
  3. First overall top-10 Q'Fest
  4. First overall podium Q'Fest

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Aug 17, 2019 Smoke and Fire Festival Maldon, Essex 4 / 16 (663.9544) 2 (171.4172) 8 (161.7028) 6 (165.6800) 3 (165.1544)
Jun 16, 2018 Q'Fest Bishopsteignton, Devon 3 / 12 (643.9312) 3 (168.5484) 11 (150.8228) 4 (159.4400) 2 (165.1200)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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