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THE WONKY DONKEYS
THE WONKY DONKEYS is a competition barbecue team with 2 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2018 and 2019. Their best overall finish is 3rd of 12 at the Q'Fest (2018). They finished #1172 in the 2018 Master Series Team of the Year standings.
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At a glance (the record in numbers)
Rating 1524
Unranked — needs 5 rated contests, has 2
First seen Jun 16, 2018
latest Aug 17, 2019 · 1.2 years on the trail
Overall top-10s 2
of 2 contests
Best top-10 run 2
straight overall top-10s, still running
Avg finish top 25%
overall standings
Best overall 663.9544 / 720
Walk rate 100%
contests with a top-10 call
Strongest meat Chicken
avg 169.98 · weakest Pork Ribs (156.26)
Road miles 200
across 2 mapped stops
Master avg 653.94 / 720
2 Master contests · 0 GCs
Storylines (2 found in their record)
Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.
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High-water mark
663.9544
career-best overall
92.2% of a perfect 720
Their best day on record: 663.9544 at Smoke and Fire Festival — 92.2% of a perfect 720.
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Announced themselves early
3rd
at their very first contest
Finished 3 of 12 at their very first tracked contest, Q'Fest (Jun 16, 2018).
Jun 16, 2018 12-team field
Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)
Year Series Overall Chicken Ribs Pork Brisket
2019 ↗
Master
#1192 (191 pts)
#1095 (241 pts)
#1487 (136 pts)
#1411 (156 pts)
#1174 (216 pts)
2018 ↗
Master
#1172 (212 pts)
#1237 (212 pts)
#1794 (107 pts)
#1314 (187 pts)
#1170 (237 pts)
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By meat
“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.
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Opponents faced
21
finished ahead 21 times, behind 5
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Longest layoff
1.2 yrs
Jun 16, 2018 → Aug 17, 2019
Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)
Date Event Overall Chicken Ribs Pork Brisket
Aug 17, 2019
Smoke and Fire Festival Maldon, Essex
4 / 16 (663.9544)
2 (171.4172)
8 (161.7028)
6 (165.6800)
3 (165.1544)
Jun 16, 2018
Q'Fest Bishopsteignton, Devon
3 / 12 (643.9312)
3 (168.5484)
11 (150.8228)
4 (159.4400)
2 (165.1200)
Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)
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