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ALL SMOKE NO KNICKERS
ALL SMOKE NO KNICKERS is a competition barbecue team with 8 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2017 and 2021. Their best overall finish is 2nd of 12 at the Q Fest (2017), and they have finished Reserve Grand Champion once. They are ranked #2155 of 6,476 teams in the KCBS power rankings . Also listed in KCBS results as “ALL SMOKE, NO KNICKERS”.
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At a glance (the record in numbers)
Rating 1532
peak 1533 · rated over 6 contests2 invitational or side-series contests not counted
First seen Apr 29, 2017
latest Sep 4, 2021 · 4.4 years on the trail
Overall top-10s 5
63% of 8 contests
Best top-10 run 4
straight overall top-10s, still running
Avg finish top 49%
overall standings
Best overall 672.6060 / 720
Current form 651.66
last 5 Master vs avg 651.90 (-0.25)
Walk rate 75%
contests with a top-10 call
Consistency ±13.06
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)
Strongest meat Chicken
avg 164.21 · weakest Brisket (161.77)
Road miles 386
across 8 mapped stops
Schedule strength 48%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1562)
Master avg 651.90 / 720
8 Master contests · 0 GCs
Storylines (9 found in their record)
Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.
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Riding a hot streak
4
straight overall top-10s
Currently on a 4-contest overall top-10 run.
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They almost always walk
75%
of contests with a top-10 call
A call in 6 of 8 contests
A top-10 category call in 75% of their 8 contests — they get to the stage more often than not.
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High-water mark
672.6060
career-best overall
93.4% of a perfect 720
Their best day on record: 672.6060 at Brew N Q — 93.4% of a perfect 720.
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A tough matchup
8–0
behind in the head-to-head
BUNCH OF SWINES ahead in 100% of their meetings
BUNCH OF SWINES has come out ahead in 8 of their 8 shared contests.
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A strong matchup
3–0
ahead in the head-to-head
Ahead in 100% of their meetings
They've finished ahead of BBQ BARONS in 3 of their 3 shared contests.
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The comeback
2 yrs
off the trail, then back
Off the trail for 2 years , then back at Smoke on the Waters (Sep 4, 2021).
last seen Sep 7, 2019 back Sep 4, 2021
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Chicken nemesis
7 of 8
shared chicken entries lost
BUNCH OF SWINES ahead 88% of the time
Even in their strongest meat, BUNCH OF SWINES has out-cooked them in 7 of 8 shared chicken entries.
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Announced themselves early
2nd
at their very first contest
Finished 2 of 12 at their very first tracked contest, Q Fest (Apr 29, 2017).
Apr 29, 2017 12-team field
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The metronome
±1.81%
swing around their own average
Their overall lands within ±1.81% of a perfect score of their own average — whatever the field, you know roughly what they'll turn in.
averages 90.5% of a perfect score 8 contests
Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)
Year Series Overall Chicken Ribs Pork Brisket
2018 ↗
Master
#929 (316 pts)
#999 (311 pts)
#948 (346 pts)
#808 (426 pts)
#1250 (211 pts)
2017 ↗
Master
#1073 (296 pts)
#1349 (221 pts)
#1075 (326 pts)
#1246 (256 pts)
#1245 (246 pts)
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Teams like this (closest power rating)
The teams rated closest to ALL SMOKE NO KNICKERS, each with one reason worth a look.
82 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.
BIG BOB GIBSON BBQ
#2,145 of the rated field
1533
power rating
Contests 8
GCs 0
Top-10s 13%
Peak 1533
Careers of much the same size, 8 contests to 8, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.
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HURRICANE COOKERS
#2,147 of the rated field
1533
power rating
Contests 6
GCs 0
Top-10s 67%
Peak 1533
3 straight overall top-10s says this rating is a moving target.
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RED MISTRESS BBQ
#2,162 of the rated field
1532
power rating
Contests 6
GCs 1
Top-10s 33%
Peak 1532
Their rating is built on 1 Grand Championship in 6 contests, alongside a 33% overall top-10 rate.
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Hogaholics BBQ
#2,143 of the rated field
1533
power rating
Contests 6
GCs 0
Top-10s 33%
Peak 1533
Their last contest in the data was back in 2015, 6 years before ALL SMOKE NO KNICKERS's most recent — their rating stopped moving when they stopped cooking.
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SMOKIN BRETHREN
#2,154 of the rated field
1532
power rating
Contests 5
GCs 0
Top-10s 40%
Peak 1533
Level with ALL SMOKE NO KNICKERS on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.
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BENT NAIL BBQ
#2,157 of the rated field
1532
power rating
Contests 6
GCs 0
Top-10s 17%
Peak 1532
Their last contest in the data was back in 2018, 3 years before ALL SMOKE NO KNICKERS's most recent — their rating stopped moving when they stopped cooking.
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Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)
By meat
“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.
By field size and state
By contest size
Field Contests GCs Avg finish
Small (<20 teams) 4 0 top 39%
Medium (20–39) 4 0 top 59%
Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)
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Busiest season
2018
3 contests
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Contests a season
2
across 4 seasons in the data
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Contests visited
3
3 of them more than once
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Opponents faced
72
finished ahead 80 times, behind 77
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Longest layoff
2 yrs
Sep 7, 2019 → Sep 4, 2021
Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)
2021 1 milestone 📍
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Sep 4
Most recent contest
Smoke on the Waters
2019 1 milestone 📈
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Sep 7
Peak power rating (1533)
Smoke on the Waters
2018 3 milestones 🥇⭐✨
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May 26
First category win (Pork)
Brew N Q
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May 26
Career-best overall score672.6060
Brew N Q
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May 26
Career-best single call (Pork)179.4400
Brew N Q
2017 6 milestones 🚩📣🔟🥉🥈🎯
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Apr 29
First tracked contest
Q Fest
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Apr 29
First call
Q Fest
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Apr 29
First overall top-10
Q Fest
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Apr 29
First overall podium
Q Fest
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Apr 29
First Reserve Championship
Q Fest
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Apr 29
First overall past 90% of a perfect score652.0228
Q Fest
Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)
Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)
Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)
Where they finish (overall)
Best vs average (by meat)
How entries end (by meat)
Season by season
Season Contests GCs Top-10s Category wins Walk rate Avg finish Best overall (% of perfect) Avg overall (% of perfect)
2021 1 0 1 0
100%
top 63%
87.4%
87.4%
2019 1 0 1 0
100%
top 33%
90.9%
90.9%
2018 3 0 2 1
67%
top 47%
93.4%
91.4%
2017 3 0 1 0
67%
top 51%
92%
90.6%
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Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)
Date Event Overall Chicken Ribs Pork Brisket
Sep 4, 2021
Smoke on the Waters Devon
5 / 8 (629.2004)
6 (157.7488)
6 (160.5828)
7 (154.8572)
5 (156.0116)
Sep 7, 2019
Smoke on the Waters Devon
5 / 15 (654.3432)
5 (166.3316)
2 (167.4744)
10 (154.2744)
4 (166.2628)
Jun 16, 2018
Q'Fest Bishopsteignton, Devon
5 / 12 (640.5372)
4 (162.8112)
2 (164.0344)
7 (155.9656)
6 (157.7260)
May 26, 2018
Brew N Q Burton Upon Trent
8 / 34 (672.6060)
12 (169.1772)
15 (165.1660)
1 (179.4400)
26 (158.8228)
May 25, 2018
Brew N Q (INVITATIONAL) unrated Burton Upon Trent
18 / 24 (661.5884)
18 (164.5484)
17 (163.3944)
15 (165.6800)
13 (167.9656)
May 27, 2017
Brew N Q (OPEN) Burton Upon Trent
28 / 34 (642.7088)
32 (156.5372)
14 (169.6916)
23 (163.4056)
30 (153.0744)
May 26, 2017
Brew N Q (INVITATIONAL) unrated Burton Upon Trent
14 / 26 (662.2056)
8 (171.4056)
25 (150.2400)
13 (166.8228)
2 (173.7372)
Apr 29, 2017
Q Fest Bishopsteignton, Devon
2 / 12 (652.0228)
5 (165.1428)
3 (161.1544)
4 (165.1656)
4 (160.5600)
An unrated contest — an invitational, or a Competitor or Kosher Series board — is in the record but doesn’t move the power rating.
Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)
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