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ALL SMOKE NO KNICKERS

ALL SMOKE NO KNICKERS is a competition barbecue team with 8 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2017 and 2021. Their best overall finish is 2nd of 12 at the Q Fest (2017), and they have finished Reserve Grand Champion once. They are ranked #2155 of 6,476 teams in the KCBS power rankings. Also listed in KCBS results as “ALL SMOKE, NO KNICKERS”.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Power ranking

#2,155
of 6,476 rated · rankings

Rating

1532
peak 1533 · rated over 6 contests2 invitational or side-series contests not counted

Contests

8
in the data

First seen

Apr 29, 2017
latest Sep 4, 2021 · 4.4 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#929
Master 2018 · every season

Grand champs

0
1 reserve

Category wins

1
5 podiums

Overall top-10s

5
63% of 8 contests

Best top-10 run

4
straight overall top-10s, still running

Avg finish

top 49%
overall standings

Best overall

672.6060 / 720
Master · Brew N Q

Perfect 180s

0

Current form

651.66
last 5 Master vs avg 651.90 (-0.25)

Walk rate

75%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

179.4400
Pork · Brew N Q

Consistency

±13.06
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Chicken
avg 164.21 · weakest Brisket (161.77)

Road miles

386
across 8 mapped stops

Schedule strength

48%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1562)

Master avg

651.90 / 720
8 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (9 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

Riding a hot streak

4 straight overall top-10s

Currently on a 4-contest overall top-10 run.

  • career best 4

They almost always walk

75% of contests with a top-10 call

A call in 6 of 8 contests

A top-10 category call in 75% of their 8 contests — they get to the stage more often than not.

High-water mark

672.6060 career-best overall

93.4% of a perfect 720

Their best day on record: 672.6060 at Brew N Q — 93.4% of a perfect 720.

  • Master
  • May 26, 2018

A tough matchup

8–0 behind in the head-to-head

BUNCH OF SWINES ahead in 100% of their meetings

BUNCH OF SWINES has come out ahead in 8 of their 8 shared contests.

A strong matchup

3–0 ahead in the head-to-head

Ahead in 100% of their meetings

They've finished ahead of BBQ BARONS in 3 of their 3 shared contests.

The comeback

2 yrs off the trail, then back

Off the trail for 2 years, then back at Smoke on the Waters (Sep 4, 2021).

  • last seen Sep 7, 2019
  • back Sep 4, 2021

Chicken nemesis

7 of 8 shared chicken entries lost

BUNCH OF SWINES ahead 88% of the time

Even in their strongest meat, BUNCH OF SWINES has out-cooked them in 7 of 8 shared chicken entries.

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Announced themselves early

2nd at their very first contest

Finished 2 of 12 at their very first tracked contest, Q Fest (Apr 29, 2017).

  • Apr 29, 2017
  • 12-team field

The metronome

±1.81% swing around their own average

Their overall lands within ±1.81% of a perfect score of their own average — whatever the field, you know roughly what they'll turn in.

  • averages 90.5% of a perfect score
  • 8 contests

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2018 ↗ Master #929 (316 pts) #999 (311 pts) #948 (346 pts) #808 (426 pts) #1250 (211 pts)
2017 ↗ Master #1073 (296 pts) #1349 (221 pts) #1075 (326 pts) #1246 (256 pts) #1245 (246 pts)

Overall rank by season

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The teams rated closest to ALL SMOKE NO KNICKERS, each with one reason worth a look.

82 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.

BIG BOB GIBSON BBQ
#2,145 of the rated field
1533 power rating
Contests
8
GCs
0
Top-10s
13%
Peak
1533

Careers of much the same size, 8 contests to 8, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 6 contests
  • last seen Oct 30, 2024
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HURRICANE COOKERS
#2,147 of the rated field
1533 power rating
Contests
6
GCs
0
Top-10s
67%
Peak
1533

3 straight overall top-10s says this rating is a moving target.

  • rated over 6 contests
  • last seen Oct 6, 2023
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RED MISTRESS BBQ
#2,162 of the rated field
1532 power rating
Contests
6
GCs
1
Top-10s
33%
Peak
1532

Their rating is built on 1 Grand Championship in 6 contests, alongside a 33% overall top-10 rate.

  • rated over 6 contests
  • last seen Sep 27, 2019
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Hogaholics BBQ
#2,143 of the rated field
1533 power rating
Contests
6
GCs
0
Top-10s
33%
Peak
1533

Their last contest in the data was back in 2015, 6 years before ALL SMOKE NO KNICKERS's most recent — their rating stopped moving when they stopped cooking.

  • rated over 6 contests
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SMOKIN BRETHREN
#2,154 of the rated field
1532 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
40%
Peak
1533

Level with ALL SMOKE NO KNICKERS on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Jun 21, 2024
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BENT NAIL BBQ
#2,157 of the rated field
1532 power rating
Contests
6
GCs
0
Top-10s
17%
Peak
1532

Their last contest in the data was back in 2018, 3 years before ALL SMOKE NO KNICKERS's most recent — their rating stopped moving when they stopped cooking.

  • rated over 5 contests
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Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)

OpponentMeetingsAheadBehindWin rate
BUNCH OF SWINES 8 0 8 0% ⚔ compare
ROKENDE REGAHS 6 3 3 50% ⚔ compare
White Squirrel BBQ 6 0 6 0% ⚔ compare
UNCLE TONY'S COCKNEY Q 5 3 2 60% ⚔ compare

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 8 5 0 0 171.4056 156.5372 164.21 top 52%
Pork Ribs 8 4 0 3 169.6916 150.2400 162.72 top 48%
Pork 8 5 1 1 179.4400 154.2744 163.20 top 54%
Brisket 8 5 0 1 173.7372 153.0744 161.77 top 50%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Small (<20 teams)40top 39%
Medium (20–39)40top 59%

Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Brew N Q 4 8 0 top 59% May 26, 2018
Smoke on the Waters 2 5 0 top 48% Sep 4, 2021
Q'Fest 2 2 0 top 29% Jun 16, 2018

More numbers

Busiest season 2018 3 contests
Contests a season 2 across 4 seasons in the data
Contests visited 3 3 of them more than once
Opponents faced 72 finished ahead 80 times, behind 77
Longest layoff 2 yrs Sep 7, 2019 → Sep 4, 2021

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20211 milestone
  1. Most recent contest Smoke on the Waters
20191 milestone
  1. Peak power rating (1533) Smoke on the Waters
20183 milestones
  1. First category win (Pork) Brew N Q
  2. Career-best overall score672.6060 Brew N Q
  3. Career-best single call (Pork)179.4400 Brew N Q
20176 milestones
  1. First tracked contest Q Fest
  2. First call Q Fest
  3. First overall top-10 Q Fest
  4. First overall podium Q Fest
  5. First Reserve Championship Q Fest
  6. First overall past 90% of a perfect score652.0228 Q Fest

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+14.2Q FestApr 29, 2017
+12Brew N QMay 26, 2018
+8.3Smoke on the WatersSep 7, 2019
+6Q'FestJun 16, 2018

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-7.7Brew N Q (OPEN)May 27, 2017
-0.3Smoke on the WatersSep 4, 2021

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20211010 100% top 63% 87.4% 87.4%
20191010 100% top 33% 90.9% 90.9%
20183021 67% top 47% 93.4% 91.4%
20173010 67% top 51% 92% 90.6%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Sep 4, 2021 Smoke on the Waters Devon 5 / 8 (629.2004) 6 (157.7488) 6 (160.5828) 7 (154.8572) 5 (156.0116)
Sep 7, 2019 Smoke on the Waters Devon 5 / 15 (654.3432) 5 (166.3316) 2 (167.4744) 10 (154.2744) 4 (166.2628)
Jun 16, 2018 Q'Fest Bishopsteignton, Devon 5 / 12 (640.5372) 4 (162.8112) 2 (164.0344) 7 (155.9656) 6 (157.7260)
May 26, 2018 Brew N Q Burton Upon Trent 8 / 34 (672.6060) 12 (169.1772) 15 (165.1660) 1 (179.4400) 26 (158.8228)
May 25, 2018 Brew N Q (INVITATIONAL) unrated Burton Upon Trent 18 / 24 (661.5884) 18 (164.5484) 17 (163.3944) 15 (165.6800) 13 (167.9656)
May 27, 2017 Brew N Q (OPEN) Burton Upon Trent 28 / 34 (642.7088) 32 (156.5372) 14 (169.6916) 23 (163.4056) 30 (153.0744)
May 26, 2017 Brew N Q (INVITATIONAL) unrated Burton Upon Trent 14 / 26 (662.2056) 8 (171.4056) 25 (150.2400) 13 (166.8228) 2 (173.7372)
Apr 29, 2017 Q Fest Bishopsteignton, Devon 2 / 12 (652.0228) 5 (165.1428) 3 (161.1544) 4 (165.1656) 4 (160.5600)

An unrated contest — an invitational, or a Competitor or Kosher Series board — is in the record but doesn’t move the power rating.

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