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MAKE 'EM SQUEAL

MAKE 'EM SQUEAL is a competition barbecue team with 4 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2013 and 2016. Their best overall finish is 22nd of 45 at the Septemberfest BBQ & Rib-eye Steak Cookoff Challenge (2016). They finished #2175 in the 2016 Master Series Team of the Year standings. Also listed in KCBS results as “Make' em Squeal”.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Rating

1483
Unranked — needs 5 rated contests, has 3

Contests

4
in the data

First seen

Jun 1, 2013
latest Sep 3, 2016 · 3.3 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#2175
Master 2016 · every season

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
0 podiums

Overall top-10s

0
0% of 4 contests

Avg finish

top 74%
overall standings

Best overall

656.5944 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Walk rate

25%
contests with a top-10 call

Consistency

±41.08
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Chicken
avg 154.86 · weakest Pork (148.00)

Road miles

1,737
across 4 mapped stops · furthest 1,214 mi

Schedule strength

34%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1546)

Master avg

607.05 / 720
3 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (1 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2016 ↗ Master #2175 (75 pts) #1693 (155 pts) #2042 (115 pts) #2326 (60 pts) #2345 (60 pts)

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 3 1 0 0 172 136.5714 154.86 top 66%
Pork Ribs 3 0 0 0 164.5944 144.5714 154.10 top 54%
Pork 3 0 0 0 158.2856 130.8572 148.00 top 86%
Brisket 3 0 0 0 161.7144 143.9998 150.10 top 71%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Medium (20–39)10top 93%
Large (40+)20top 65%

By state / province (where the contests were held)

WhereContestsGCsAvg finish
NE10top 49%
NY10top 93%
NH10top 81%

More numbers

Busiest season 2013 2 contests
Contests a season 1.3 across 3 seasons in the data
Most contests held in NE 1 of 4 contests · 4 states in all
Contests visited 3 a different one every time
Opponents faced 109 finished ahead 32 times, behind 80
Longest layoff 2.2 yrs Jun 6, 2014 → Sep 3, 2016

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20165 milestones
  1. First call Septemberfest BBQ & Rib-eye Steak Cookoff Challenge
  2. First overall past 90% of a perfect score656.5944 Septemberfest BBQ & Rib-eye Steak Cookoff Challenge
  3. Career-best overall score656.5944 Septemberfest BBQ & Rib-eye Steak Cookoff Challenge
  4. Career-best single call (Chicken)172 Septemberfest BBQ & Rib-eye Steak Cookoff Challenge
  5. Most recent contest Septemberfest BBQ & Rib-eye Steak Cookoff Challenge
20132 milestones
  1. First tracked contest Monadnock Up In Smoke BBQ Fest
  2. Peak power rating (1490) Monadnock Up In Smoke BBQ Fest

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+6.4Septemberfest BBQ & Rib-eye Steak Cookoff ChallengeSep 3, 2016

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-12.8I Love Barbecue & Music FestivalJul 4, 2013
-10.3Monadnock Up In Smoke BBQ FestJun 1, 2013

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20161000 100% top 49% 91.2% 91.2%
20141000 0% — — —
20132000 0% top 87% 84.5% 80.9%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Sep 3, 2016 Septemberfest BBQ & Rib-eye Steak Cookoff Challenge Omaha, NE 22 / 45 (656.5944) 8 (172) 14 (164.5944) 39 (158.2856) 31 (161.7144)
Jun 6, 2014 Lincolnton Hog Happenin' Lincolnton, NC — — — — —
Jul 4, 2013 I Love Barbecue & Music Festival Lake Placid, NY 26 / 28 (555.9998) 28 (136.5714) 20 (144.5714) 28 (130.8572) 18 (143.9998)
Jun 1, 2013 Monadnock Up In Smoke BBQ Fest Swanzey, NH 35 / 43 (608.5704) 35 (155.9996) 25 (153.1426) 31 (154.8570) 34 (144.5712)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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