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PAIGE AGAINST THE MACHINE

PAIGE AGAINST THE MACHINE is a competition barbecue team with 5 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2014 and 2017. Their best overall finish is 17th of 17 at the Ribs & Rides BBQ Festival at Dorney Park (2015). They are ranked #5004 of 6,491 teams in the KCBS power rankings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Power ranking

#5,004
of 6,491 rated · rankings

Rating

1463
peak 1463 · rated over 5 contests

Contests

5
in the data

First seen

Apr 11, 2014
latest Jun 9, 2017 · 3.2 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#2022
Master 2015 · every season

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
1 podium

Overall top-10s

0
0% of 5 contests

Avg finish

top 83%
overall standings

Best overall

626.2404 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Walk rate

40%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

170.3088

Consistency

±42.60
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Pork Ribs
avg 159.20 · weakest Pork (124.66)

Road miles

284
across 5 mapped stops · furthest 103 mi

Schedule strength

41%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1554)

Master avg

586.25 / 720
5 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (3 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

A tough matchup

5–0 behind in the head-to-head

FINN'S FINEST BBQ ahead in 100% of their meetings

FINN'S FINEST BBQ has come out ahead in 5 of their 5 shared contests.

The weak link

−34.5 points behind their best meat

Pork is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 34.54 points below their pork ribs, and turns into a call 0% of the time against 40%.

  • Pork avg 124.66
  • Pork Ribs avg 159.20
  • 0 calls in 5 entries

An April team

Top 73% average finish in April

Something about April: average finish in the top 73% across 3 contests, versus top 83% the rest of the year.

  • 3 April contests
  • top 83% the rest of the year

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2017 ↗ Master #2212 (60 pts) #2286 (60 pts) #2304 (60 pts) #2260 (60 pts) #2266 (60 pts)
2016 ↗ Master #2274 (60 pts) #2124 (100 pts) #2349 (60 pts) #2326 (60 pts) #2345 (60 pts)
2015 ↗ Master #2022 (82 pts) #1982 (102 pts) #1346 (217 pts) #2109 (82 pts) #2027 (92 pts)

Overall rank by season

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The teams rated closest to PAIGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, each with one reason worth a look.

131 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.

Last Place Last Year
#5,018 of the rated field
1462 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1462

Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Oct 16, 2026
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Hometown BBQ
#5,016 of the rated field
1462 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1462

Level with PAIGE AGAINST THE MACHINE on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Nov 10, 2023
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Dollarhide's Smokey Goodness
#5,015 of the rated field
1463 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1463

They turned up 6 years after PAIGE AGAINST THE MACHINE did, first appearing in 2020.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Oct 29, 2022
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BEER BONES & BUTTS
#5,002 of the rated field
1463 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1463

Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Jul 9, 2022
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No Regrets Barbecue
#4,986 of the rated field
1463 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1463

Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Jan 18, 2020
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* Swinefellows
#5,011 of the rated field
1463 power rating
Contests
7
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1463

Careers of much the same size, 7 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Oct 25, 2019
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Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)

OpponentMeetingsAheadBehindWin rate
FINN'S FINEST BBQ 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
PIGHEADED BBQ 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
BRISKET BURNERS 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 5 0 0 0 168.5944 143.9544 158.30 top 59%
Pork Ribs 5 2 0 1 170.3088 151.9428 159.20 top 48%
Pork 5 0 0 0 160.5600 20 124.66 top 78%
Brisket 5 0 0 0 153.7028 136.5372 144.09 top 86%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Small (<20 teams)10top 100%
Large (40+)40top 78%

By state / province (where the contests were held)

WhereContestsGCsAvg finish
DE40top 78%
PA10top 100%

More numbers

Busiest season 2015 2 contests
Contests a season 1.3 across 4 seasons in the data
Most contests held in DE 4 of 5 contests · 2 states in all
Contests visited 5 a different one every time
Opponents faced 195 finished ahead 78 times, behind 262
Longest layoff 1.2 yrs Apr 8, 2016 → Jun 9, 2017

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20171 milestone
  1. Most recent contest Historic New Castle Colonial BBQ Competition
20161 milestone
  1. Career-best overall score626.2404 Triple Threat BBQ, Beer and Music Festval
20151 milestone
  1. Career-best single call (Pork Ribs)170.3088 Ribs & Rides BBQ Festival at Dorney Park
20143 milestones
  1. First tracked contest Delaware's Triple Threat BBQ Festival at the Fair
  2. First call Delaware's Triple Threat BBQ Festival at the Fair
  3. Peak power rating (1498) Delaware's Triple Threat BBQ Festival at the Fair

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-12Ribs & Rides BBQ Festival at Dorney ParkJun 27, 2015
-10.7Triple Threat BBQ Beer and Music FestivalApr 10, 2015
-10.3Historic New Castle Colonial BBQ CompetitionJun 9, 2017
-2.4Delaware's Triple Threat BBQ Festival at the FairApr 11, 2014
-1.9Triple Threat BBQ, Beer and Music FestvalApr 8, 2016

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20171000 0% top 93% 83.3% 83.3%
20161000 0% top 68% 87% 87%
20152000 50% top 95% 81.9% 76%
20141000 100% top 62% 84.8% 84.8%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Jun 9, 2017 Historic New Castle Colonial BBQ Competition New Castle, DE 43 / 46 (599.9316) 32 (158.2856) 31 (151.9544) 39 (153.1544) 45 (136.5372)
Apr 8, 2016 Triple Threat BBQ, Beer and Music Festval Harrington, DE 51 / 75 (626.2404) 17 (168.5944) 49 (154.8688) 33 (160.5600) 68 (142.2172)
Jun 27, 2015 Ribs & Rides BBQ Festival at Dorney Park Allentown, PA 17 / 17 (504.5832) 13 (160.5716) 3 (170.3088) 17 (20) 15 (153.7028)
Apr 10, 2015 Triple Threat BBQ Beer and Music Festival Harrington, DE 89 / 99 (589.6000) 91 (143.9544) 79 (151.9428) 62 (156.5484) 91 (137.1544)
Apr 11, 2014 Delaware's Triple Threat BBQ Festival at the Fair Harrington, DE 68 / 109 (610.8800) 36 (160.0800) 9 (166.9144) 108 (133.0400) 67 (150.8456)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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