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NO JOKIN SMOKIN

NO JOKIN SMOKIN is a competition barbecue team with 5 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2014 and 2016. Their best overall finish is 23rd of 30 at the High Desert Music Festival and BBQ Showdown (2014). They are ranked #4849 of 6,491 teams in the KCBS power rankings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Power ranking

#4,849
of 6,491 rated · rankings

Rating

1466
peak 1466 · rated over 5 contests

Contests

5
in the data

First seen

Jun 26, 2014
latest Jun 3, 2016 · 1.9 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#1827
Master 2014 · every season

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
0 podiums

Overall top-10s

0
0% of 5 contests

Avg finish

top 81%
overall standings

Best overall

645.5888 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Walk rate

20%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

172

Consistency

±17.65
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Chicken
avg 162.37 · weakest Pork Ribs (153.11)

Road miles

147
across 5 mapped stops · furthest 46 mi

Schedule strength

46%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1560)

Master avg

630.86 / 720
5 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (3 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

A tough matchup

5–0 behind in the head-to-head

LADY OF Q ahead in 100% of their meetings

LADY OF Q has come out ahead in 5 of their 5 shared contests.

The weak link

−9.3 points behind their best meat

Pork Ribs is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 9.27 points below their chicken, and turns into a call 0% of the time against 20%.

  • Pork Ribs avg 153.11
  • Chicken avg 162.37
  • 0 calls in 5 entries

A strong matchup

3–0 ahead in the head-to-head

Ahead in 100% of their meetings

They've finished ahead of MOSSY ROCK BBQ in 3 of their 3 shared contests.

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2016 ↗ Master #1954 (117 pts) #2010 (117 pts) #1666 (162 pts) #2013 (117 pts) #1631 (162 pts)
2015 ↗ Master #2158 (60 pts) #2209 (60 pts) #2209 (60 pts) #2225 (60 pts) #2214 (60 pts)
2014 ↗ Master #1827 (124 pts) #1347 (224 pts) #1979 (109 pts) #1568 (174 pts) #1915 (119 pts)

Overall rank by season

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The teams rated closest to NO JOKIN SMOKIN, each with one reason worth a look.

130 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.

G'RILLA Q
#4,847 of the rated field
1466 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1466

Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Sep 30, 2026
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Smokey Mountain Boys
#4,842 of the rated field
1466 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1466

They turned up 8 years after NO JOKIN SMOKIN did, first appearing in 2022.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Sep 25, 2026
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TEC BBQ
#4,864 of the rated field
1466 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
20%
Peak
1466

Level with NO JOKIN SMOKIN on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Apr 15, 2023
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Rub da Grub
#4,861 of the rated field
1466 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1466

Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Jun 29, 2019
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Swine 329
#4,837 of the rated field
1466 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1466

Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Sep 7, 2018
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WW4
#4,866 of the rated field
1466 power rating
Contests
5
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1466

Careers of much the same size, 5 contests to 5, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 5 contests
  • last seen Aug 31, 2018
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Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)

OpponentMeetingsAheadBehindWin rate
LADY OF Q 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
COOL GRILLING 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
ZZYZX BAR.B.Q 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
FUNTIME BBQ 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 5 1 0 0 167.9656 155.9768 162.37 top 71%
Pork Ribs 5 0 0 0 168.5716 139.3600 153.11 top 83%
Pork 5 0 0 0 166.8456 145.1200 159.98 top 68%
Brisket 5 0 0 0 172 145.6800 155.41 top 73%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Medium (20–39)30top 84%
Large (40+)20top 77%

Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Horse Town Brew n Que Festival 2 43 0 top 77% Jun 3, 2016

More numbers

Busiest season 2016 2 contests
Contests a season 1.7 across 3 seasons in the data
Most contests held in CA 5 of 5 contests
Contests visited 4 1 of them more than once
Opponents faced 135 finished ahead 44 times, behind 175

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20163 milestones
  1. Career-best overall score645.5888 The Ultimate BBQ showdown East vs West VII
  2. Career-best single call (Brisket)172 Horse Town Brew n Que Festival
  3. Most recent contest Horse Town Brew n Que Festival
20143 milestones
  1. First tracked contest High Desert Music Festival and BBQ Showdown
  2. Peak power rating (1494) High Desert Music Festival and BBQ Showdown
  3. First call Blazin' BBQ Throwdown

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-9.4The Ultimate BBQ showdown East vs West VIIApr 15, 2016
-7.3Blazin' BBQ ThrowdownOct 17, 2014
-7.3Horse Town Brew n Que FestivalMay 29, 2015
-6High Desert Music Festival and BBQ ShowdownJun 26, 2014
-4Horse Town Brew n Que FestivalJun 3, 2016

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20162000 0% top 84% 89.7% 89.6%
20151000 0% top 80% 88.6% 88.6%
20142000 50% top 80% 87.4% 85.2%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Jun 3, 2016 Horse Town Brew n Que Festival Norco, CA 43 / 58 (644.4796) 54 (155.9768) 51 (154.2400) 35 (162.2628) 16 (172)
Apr 15, 2016 The Ultimate BBQ showdown East vs West VII Wildomar, CA 30 / 32 (645.5888) 27 (166.8228) 16 (168.5716) 25 (162.2516) 30 (147.9428)
May 29, 2015 Horse Town Brew n Que Festival Norco, CA 60 / 75 (637.6116) 64 (159.9772) 64 (157.6800) 51 (163.4172) 60 (156.5372)
Oct 17, 2014 Blazin' BBQ Throwdown Lancaster, CA 24 / 29 (629.0396) 10 (167.9656) 29 (139.3600) 12 (166.8456) 24 (154.8684)
Jun 26, 2014 High Desert Music Festival and BBQ Showdown Victorville, CA 23 / 30 (597.6000) 17 (161.1200) 27 (145.6800) 28 (145.1200) 24 (145.6800)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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