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LUKEMIA SUCKS TOO

LUKEMIA SUCKS TOO is a competition barbecue team with 6 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2014 and 2016. Their best overall finish is 7th of 29 at the Sam's Club National BBQ Tour (2014). They are ranked #3915 of 6,491 teams in the KCBS power rankings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Power ranking

#3,915
of 6,491 rated · rankings

Rating

1485
peak 1510 · rated over 6 contests

Contests

6
in the data

First seen

Apr 11, 2014
latest Mar 18, 2016 · 1.9 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#1192
Master 2015 · every season

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
0 podiums

Overall top-10s

1
17% of 6 contests

Avg finish

top 63%
overall standings

Best overall

662.1940 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Current form

636.59 ▼
last 5 Master vs avg 639.53 (-2.94)

Walk rate

50%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

173.7256

Consistency

±17.90
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Pork
avg 165.79 · weakest Pork Ribs (155.01)

Road miles

2,582
across 6 mapped stops · furthest 697 mi

Schedule strength

26%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1535)

Master avg

639.53 / 720
6 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (2 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

A tough matchup

4–0 behind in the head-to-head

Rhythm n QUE ahead in 100% of their meetings

Rhythm n QUE has come out ahead in 4 of their 4 shared contests.

The weak link

−10.8 points behind their best meat

Pork Ribs is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 10.78 points below their pork, and turns into a call 17% of the time against 33%.

  • Pork Ribs avg 155.01
  • Pork avg 165.79
  • 1 call in 6 entries

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2016 ↗ Master #2910 (55 pts) #2916 (55 pts) #2928 (55 pts) #2090 (105 pts) #2921 (55 pts)
2015 ↗ Master #1192 (238 pts) #1159 (268 pts) #1061 (313 pts) #1114 (298 pts) #1466 (178 pts)
2014 ↗ Master #1224 (234 pts) #1194 (269 pts) #1854 (129 pts) #1041 (324 pts) #1206 (254 pts)

Overall rank by season

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The teams rated closest to LUKEMIA SUCKS TOO, each with one reason worth a look.

169 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.

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#3,920 of the rated field
1485 power rating
Contests
7
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1485

Careers of much the same size, 7 contests to 6, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 6 contests
  • last seen Aug 21, 2026
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Phat Phlames
#3,926 of the rated field
1485 power rating
Contests
6
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1510

Level with LUKEMIA SUCKS TOO on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 6 contests
  • last seen Jun 26, 2026
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Taste of Mitch
#3,927 of the rated field
1485 power rating
Contests
6
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1485

They turned up 5 years after LUKEMIA SUCKS TOO did, first appearing in 2019.

  • rated over 6 contests
  • last seen Aug 22, 2025
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MAMA'S BOY BBQ
#3,887 of the rated field
1485 power rating
Contests
6
GCs
0
Top-10s
17%
Peak
1485

Careers of much the same size, 6 contests to 6, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 6 contests
  • last seen Sep 9, 2022
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McShin Alumni BBQ Team
#3,900 of the rated field
1485 power rating
Contests
6
GCs
0
Top-10s
17%
Peak
1516

They've been 1516 at their best, 31 points above where they sit today — they're arriving at this rating from above.

  • rated over 6 contests
  • last seen Sep 6, 2019
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Smoky Fatbacks
#3,925 of the rated field
1485 power rating
Contests
6
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1485

Careers of much the same size, 6 contests to 6, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 6 contests
  • last seen Jun 14, 2019
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By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 6 1 0 0 169.1544 153.7372 163.52 top 52%
Pork Ribs 6 1 0 0 173.7256 147.9428 155.01 top 76%
Pork 6 2 0 0 170.2628 157.6800 165.79 top 41%
Brisket 6 1 0 0 166.2628 139.9656 155.20 top 68%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Medium (20–39)50top 64%
Large (40+)10top 59%

By state / province (where the contests were held)

WhereContestsGCsAvg finish
NV20top 64%
AZ10top 100%
OR10top 42%
WA10top 86%
UT10top 24%

More numbers

Busiest season 2015 3 contests
Contests a season 2 across 3 seasons in the data
Most contests held in NV 2 of 6 contests · 5 states in all
Contests visited 6 a different one every time
Opponents faced 164 finished ahead 78 times, behind 122

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20161 milestone
  1. Most recent contest Sam's Club National BBQ Tour
20152 milestones
  1. Career-best overall score662.1940 BBQ, Blues & Brews on the Bay
  2. Career-best single call (Pork Ribs)173.7256 BBQ, Blues & Brews on the Bay
20145 milestones
  1. First tracked contest Sam's Club National BBQ Tour
  2. First call Sam's Club National BBQ Tour
  3. First overall top-10 Sam's Club National BBQ Tour
  4. First overall past 90% of a perfect score654.2172 Sam's Club National BBQ Tour
  5. Peak power rating (1510) Sam's Club National BBQ Tour

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+9.5Sam's Club National BBQ TourApr 11, 2014
+4.2BBQ, Blues & Brews on the BayMay 22, 2015

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-13.1Sam's Club National BBQ TourMar 18, 2016
-10.9Sam's Club National BBQ TourApr 3, 2015
-4.5Sam's Club National BBQ TourMar 27, 2015
-0.5Smokin In Mesquite BBQ ChampionshipApr 26, 2014

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20161000 0% top 100% 88.6% 88.6%
20153000 67% top 66% 92% 87.7%
20142010 50% top 41% 90.9% 90.6%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Mar 18, 2016 Sam's Club National BBQ Tour Tucson, AZ 30 / 30 (637.6108) 25 (164.5712) 30 (147.9428) 15 (170.2628) 27 (154.8340)
May 22, 2015 BBQ, Blues & Brews on the Bay North Bend, OR 16 / 38 (662.1940) 23 (162.2400) 5 (173.7256) 20 (166.8228) 29 (159.4056)
Apr 3, 2015 Sam's Club National BBQ Tour Renton, WA 24 / 28 (619.3148) 11 (164.0344) 27 (147.9432) 19 (157.6800) 23 (149.6572)
Mar 27, 2015 Sam's Club National BBQ Tour Reno, NV 21 / 30 (613.6684) 21 (153.7372) 21 (155.4056) 10 (164.5600) 26 (139.9656)
Apr 26, 2014 Smokin In Mesquite BBQ Championship Mesquite, NV 30 / 51 (650.1488) 18 (167.3944) 44 (154.8000) 16 (166.8572) 29 (161.0972)
Apr 11, 2014 Sam's Club National BBQ Tour Salt Lake City, UT 7 / 29 (654.2172) 7 (169.1544) 26 (150.2516) 4 (168.5484) 5 (166.2628)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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