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HIRAM'S BONES

HIRAM'S BONES is a competition barbecue team with 9 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2013 and 2018. Their best overall finish is 29th of 46 at the Smoke Out Hunger BBQ Challenge (2018). They are ranked #5865 of 6,491 teams in the KCBS power rankings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Power ranking

#5,865
of 6,491 rated · rankings

Rating

1440
peak 1440 · rated over 9 contests

Contests

9
in the data

First seen

Apr 12, 2013
latest Jun 8, 2018 · 5.2 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#1202
Master 2017 · every season

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
0 podiums

Overall top-10s

0
0% of 9 contests

Avg finish

top 84%
overall standings

Best overall

643.8856 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Current form

612.08 ▼
last 5 Master vs avg 618.16 (-6.07)

Walk rate

0%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

169.1200

Consistency

±24.23
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Chicken
avg 156.99 · weakest Pork (150.44)

Road miles

110
across 9 mapped stops

Schedule strength

58%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1574)

Master avg

618.16 / 720
9 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (7 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

The one to beat

2× one call ahead of them

GRILLIN GRIFFINS has finished one call ahead of HIRAM'S BONES 2 times — their closest competition in the data.

A tough matchup

7–0 behind in the head-to-head

GETTIN' SAUCED ahead in 100% of their meetings

GETTIN' SAUCED has come out ahead in 7 of their 7 shared contests.

The weak link

−6.6 points behind their best meat

Pork is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 6.55 points below their chicken, and turns into a call 0% of the time against 0%.

  • Pork avg 150.44
  • Chicken avg 156.99
  • 0 calls in 9 entries

A strong matchup

3–0 ahead in the head-to-head

Ahead in 100% of their meetings

They've finished ahead of Far Beyond BBQ in 3 of their 3 shared contests.

Chicken nemesis

6 of 7 shared chicken entries lost

GETTIN' SAUCED ahead 86% of the time

Even in their strongest meat, GETTIN' SAUCED has out-cooked them in 6 of 7 shared chicken entries.

Going the wrong way

-30 rating points in a year

The rating has slipped 30 points across 6 contests since Jun 9, 2017 — from 1470 down to 1440.

  • 6 contests since Jun 9, 2017
  • now 1440

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2018 ↗ Master #1524 (120 pts) #1566 (125 pts) #1614 (120 pts) #1610 (120 pts) #1405 (170 pts)
2017 ↗ Master #1202 (240 pts) #1287 (240 pts) #1233 (260 pts) #1281 (240 pts) #1261 (240 pts)
2013 ↗ Master #2370 (73 pts) #2424 (73 pts) #2410 (73 pts) #2425 (73 pts) #2412 (73 pts)

Overall rank by season

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The teams rated closest to HIRAM'S BONES, each with one reason worth a look.

90 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.

BRISKETBONE BBQ
#5,854 of the rated field
1441 power rating
Contests
9
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1441
0–1 in 1 shared contest (0% to HIRAM'S BONES)

One contest in common so far: too few to settle anything, but a team HIRAM'S BONES has actually stood beside rather than a stranger on the same rating.

  • rated over 9 contests
  • last seen Sep 18, 2026
⚔ Head-to-head
Boar on the Floor
#5,857 of the rated field
1441 power rating
Contests
9
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1441

This is the highest they've ever been rated, 9 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.

  • rated over 9 contests
  • last seen Oct 16, 2026
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Smoke Dawgs
#5,861 of the rated field
1440 power rating
Contests
9
GCs
0
Top-10s
11%
Peak
1508

Careers of much the same size, 9 contests to 9, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 9 contests
  • last seen Mar 17, 2023
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One Slab at a Time
#5,863 of the rated field
1440 power rating
Contests
9
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1440

Both teams' first contest in the data came in 2013.

  • rated over 9 contests
  • last seen Sep 16, 2022
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Buds Boys BBQ
#5,878 of the rated field
1440 power rating
Contests
8
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1440

Level with HIRAM'S BONES on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 8 contests
  • last seen Jun 19, 2026
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The Stu Pit
#5,876 of the rated field
1440 power rating
Contests
8
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1440

This is the highest they've ever been rated, 8 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.

  • rated over 8 contests
  • last seen Jul 14, 2023
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Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)

OpponentMeetingsAheadBehindWin rate
GETTIN' SAUCED 7 0 7 0% ⚔ compare
PORKY MCBEEF AND THE CLUCKERS 6 0 6 0% ⚔ compare
BURNT FINGER BBQ 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
SMOKE THIS BBQ MO 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
SLAPS BBQ 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
SMOKIN GUNS BBQ 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
VALLEY OAKS STEAK COMPANY 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
Sons of a Brisket 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 9 0 0 0 166.8344 145.1084 156.99 top 78%
Pork Ribs 9 0 0 0 169.1200 135.3372 156.79 top 74%
Pork 9 0 0 0 159.9656 135.9312 150.44 top 92%
Brisket 9 0 0 0 167.9772 135.3828 153.93 top 72%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Medium (20–39)10top 92%
Large (40+)80top 83%

By state / province (where the contests were held)

WhereContestsGCsAvg finish
MO70top 88%
KS20top 68%

Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Smoke Out Hunger BBQ Challenge 2 29 0 top 68% Jun 8, 2018
The Best Dam BBQ Contest at Smithville Lake 2 45 0 top 97% Apr 13, 2018

More numbers

Busiest season 2017 5 contests
Contests a season 3 across 3 seasons in the data
Most contests held in MO 7 of 9 contests · 2 states in all
Contests visited 7 2 of them more than once
Opponents faced 281 finished ahead 72 times, behind 375
Longest layoff 4 yrs Apr 12, 2013 → Apr 7, 2017

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20182 milestones
  1. Career-best overall score643.8856 Smoke Out Hunger BBQ Challenge
  2. Most recent contest Smoke Out Hunger BBQ Challenge
20171 milestone
  1. Career-best single call (Pork Ribs)169.1200 22nd Annual Platte City BBQ Cook Off at Basswood Resort
20132 milestones
  1. First tracked contest The Best Dam BBQ Contest at Smithville Lake
  2. Peak power rating (1486) The Best Dam BBQ Contest at Smithville Lake

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+1.9Smoke Out Hunger BBQ ChallengeJun 8, 2018

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-13.7The Best Dam BBQ Contest at Smithville LakeApr 12, 2013
-11.3The Best Dam BBQ Contest at Smithville LakeApr 13, 2018
-8.323rd Annual Platte City BBQ Cook Off at Basswood ResortMay 18, 2018
-7.222nd Annual Platte City BBQ Cook Off at Basswood ResortMay 19, 2017
-6.4BBQ and Fly In on the RiverAug 18, 2017

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20183000 0% top 85% 89.4% 83.6%
20175000 0% top 82% 88.5% 87.5%
20131000 0% top 94% 84.4% 84.4%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Jun 8, 2018 Smoke Out Hunger BBQ Challenge Kansas City, KS 29 / 46 (643.8856) 24 (165.7028) 37 (156.5600) 40 (153.6456) 15 (167.9772)
May 18, 2018 23rd Annual Platte City BBQ Cook Off at Basswood Resort Platte City, MO 34 / 37 (601.0400) 30 (155.9428) 19 (167.4172) 37 (142.2972) 35 (135.3828)
Apr 13, 2018 The Best Dam BBQ Contest at Smithville Lake Smithville, MO 51 / 51 (561.4512) 50 (145.1084) 51 (135.3372) 51 (135.9312) 49 (145.0744)
Aug 18, 2017 BBQ and Fly In on the River Excelsior Springs, MO 57 / 65 (617.6000) 51 (161.1200) 53 (155.9772) 58 (152) 54 (148.5028)
Jul 28, 2017 Racing for the BBQ Lee's Summit, MO 44 / 54 (636.4456) 48 (158.8572) 38 (159.9772) 49 (152.4912) 29 (165.1200)
Jun 9, 2017 Smoke Out Hunger BBQ Challenge Kansas City, KS 31 / 42 (634.7428) 32 (158.2628) 24 (165.0972) 40 (151.3828) 25 (160)
May 19, 2017 22nd Annual Platte City BBQ Cook Off at Basswood Resort Platte City, MO 49 / 59 (637.0168) 58 (147.4056) 22 (169.1200) 47 (159.9656) 38 (160.5256)
Apr 7, 2017 The Best Damn BBQ Contest at Smithville Lake Smithville, MO 44 / 54 (623.8172) 22 (166.8344) 51 (150.7888) 51 (151.4056) 39 (154.7884)
Apr 12, 2013 The Best Dam BBQ Contest at Smithville Lake Smithville, MO 45 / 48 (607.4286) 42 (153.7140) 43 (150.8576) 43 (154.8570) 43 (148)

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