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HIRAM'S BONES

At a glance (everything the results say about this team, in numbers)

Power ranking

#5811
of 6,413 rated · rankings

Rating

1440
peak 1440 · rated over 9 contests

Contests

9
in the data

First seen

2013-04-12
latest 2018-06-08

Best ToY finish

#1202
Master 2017

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
0 podiums

Overall top-10s

0
of 9 contests

Avg finish

top 84%
overall standings

Best overall

643.8856 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Current form

612.08 ▼
last 5 Master vs avg 618.16 (-6.07)

Walk rate

0%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

169.1200

Consistency

±24.23
std dev of Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Chicken
avg 156.99 · weakest Pork (150.44)

Road miles

110
mi across 9 mapped stops

Schedule strength

58%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1574)

Master avg

618.16 / 720
9 Master contests · 0 GCs

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Storylines (7 found in this team's record)

Each card leads with the number that made it a story — read straight out of their results, no editorialising.

The one to beat

one call ahead of them

GRILLIN GRIFFINS has finished one call ahead of HIRAM'S BONES 2 times — their closest competition in the data.

A tough matchup

7–0 behind in the head-to-head

GETTIN' SAUCED ahead in 100% of their meetings

GETTIN' SAUCED has come out ahead in 7 of their 7 shared contests.

The weak link

−6.6 points behind their best meat

Pork is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 6.55 points below their chicken, and turns into a call 0% of the time against 0%.

  • Pork avg 150.44
  • Chicken avg 156.99
  • 0 calls in 9 entries

A strong matchup

3–0 ahead in the head-to-head

Ahead in 100% of their meetings

They've finished ahead of Far Beyond BBQ in 3 of their 3 shared contests.

Chicken nemesis

6 of 7 shared chicken entries lost

GETTIN' SAUCED ahead 86% of the time

Even in their strongest meat, GETTIN' SAUCED has out-cooked them in 6 of 7 shared chicken entries.

Going the wrong way

-30 rating points in a year

The rating has slipped 30 points across 6 contests since 2017-06-09 — from 1470 down to 1440.

  • 6 contests since 2017-06-09
  • now 1440

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The nearest teams in the power rankings, with a different reason on each card — six teams on one rating are rarely on it for the same reason. Rating decides who makes the list; where teams tie on it, the ones this team has actually cooked against come first, then teams at a similar point in their own career. KCBS doesn’t publish where a team is from, so nothing here is inferred from geography.

80 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.

Smoke Dawgs
#5810 of the rated field
1440 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
9
GCs
0
Top-10s
11%
Peak
1508
No shared contest yet.

They've been 1508 at their best, 68 points above where they sit today — they're arriving at this rating from above.

  • rated over 9 contests
  • last seen 2023-03-17
⚔ Head-to-head
One Slab at a Time
#5812 of the rated field
1440 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
9
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1440
No shared contest yet.

Careers of much the same size, 9 contests to 9, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 9 contests
  • last seen 2022-09-16
⚔ Head-to-head
A.W.'S BBQ
#5819 of the rated field
1440 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
8
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1440
No shared contest yet.

Both teams' first contest in the data came in 2013.

  • rated over 8 contests
  • last seen 2016-05-20
⚔ Head-to-head
DP BBQ
#5813 of the rated field
1440 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
11
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1440
No shared contest yet.

Level with HIRAM'S BONES on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 11 contests
  • last seen 2020-10-17
⚔ Head-to-head
SMOKIN JO
#5820 of the rated field
1440 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
11
GCs
0
Top-10s
9%
Peak
1440
No shared contest yet.

This is the highest they've ever been rated, 11 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.

  • rated over 11 contests
  • last seen 2018-03-16
⚔ Head-to-head
Sochie's BBQ
#5802 of the rated field
1441 ▲ 0 power rating
Contests
7
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1441
No shared contest yet.

Careers of much the same size, 7 contests to 9, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 7 contests
  • last seen 2026-08-14
⚔ Head-to-head

Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)

OpponentMeetingsAheadBehindWin rate
GETTIN' SAUCED 7 0 7 0% ⚔ compare
PORKY MCBEEF AND THE CLUCKERS 6 0 6 0% ⚔ compare
BURNT FINGER BBQ 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
SMOKE THIS BBQ MO 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
SLAPS BBQ 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
SMOKIN GUNS BBQ 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
VALLEY OAKS STEAK COMPANY 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare
Sons of a Brisket 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 9 0 0 0 166.8344 145.1084 156.99 top 78%
Pork Ribs 9 0 0 0 169.1200 135.3372 156.79 top 74%
Pork 9 0 0 0 159.9656 135.9312 150.44 top 92%
Brisket 9 0 0 0 167.9772 135.3828 153.93 top 72%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By state / province

WhereContestsGCsAvg finish
MO70top 88%
KS20top 68%

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Medium (20–39)10top 92%
Large (40+)80top 83%

Contest-by-contest record (recurring contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
*Smoke Out Hunger BBQ Challenge 2 29 0 top 68% 2018-06-08
The Best Dam BBQ Contest at Smithville Lake 2 45 0 top 97% 2018-04-13

The story so far (15 numbers that describe this team)

On the trail 5.2 yrs 2013-04-12 → 2018-06-08
Busiest season 2017 5 contests
Contests a season 3 across 3 seasons in the data
Cooks most in MO 7 of 9 contests · 2 states/provinces in all
Contests visited 7 2 of them cooked more than once
Most-entered meat Chicken 9 entries · 0 wins · 0 calls
Strongest meat Chicken averages 156.99 · weakest Pork (150.44)
Walk rate 0% a top-10 call in 0 of 9 contests
Overall top-10 rate 0% 0 of 9 contests
Master average 618.16 out of 720 · 9 contests · 0 GCs
Opponents faced 283 72–375 across every shared overall standing
Road miles 110 9 mapped stops
Schedule strength 1574 average field rating faced — tougher than 58% of rated contests
Longest layoff 4 yrs 2013-04-12 → 2017-04-07
Power rating 1440 peak 1440 · #5811 of 6,413 rated

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

  1. 2013
  2. First tracked contest The Best Dam BBQ Contest at Smithville Lake
  3. Peak power rating (1486) The Best Dam BBQ Contest at Smithville Lake
  4. 2017
  5. Career-best single call (Pork Ribs)169.1200 22nd Annual Platte City BBQ Cook Off at Basswood Resort
  6. 2018
  7. Career-best overall score643.8856 *Smoke Out Hunger BBQ Challenge
  8. Most recent contest *Smoke Out Hunger BBQ Challenge

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+1.9*Smoke Out Hunger BBQ Challenge2018-06-08

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-13.7The Best Dam BBQ Contest at Smithville Lake2013-04-12
-11.2The Best Dam BBQ Contest at Smithville Lake2018-04-13
-8.323rd Annual Platte City BBQ Cook Off at Basswood Resort2018-05-18
-7.222nd Annual Platte City BBQ Cook Off at Basswood Resort2017-05-19
-6.4BBQ and Fly In on the River2017-08-18

Category scores over time

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Team of the Year rank by season

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20183000 0% top 85% 89.4% 83.6%
20175000 0% top 82% 88.5% 87.5%
20131000 0% top 94% 84.4% 84.4%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2018-06-08 *Smoke Out Hunger BBQ Challenge Kansas City, KS 29 / 46 (643.8856) 24 (165.7028) 37 (156.5600) 40 (153.6456) 15 (167.9772)
2018-05-18 23rd Annual Platte City BBQ Cook Off at Basswood Resort Platte City, MO 34 / 37 (601.0400) 30 (155.9428) 19 (167.4172) 37 (142.2972) 35 (135.3828)
2018-04-13 The Best Dam BBQ Contest at Smithville Lake Smithville, MO 51 / 51 (561.4512) 50 (145.1084) 51 (135.3372) 51 (135.9312) 49 (145.0744)
2017-08-18 BBQ and Fly In on the River Excelsior Springs, MO 57 / 65 (617.6000) 51 (161.1200) 53 (155.9772) 58 (152.0000) 54 (148.5028)
2017-07-28 *Racing for the BBQ Lee's Summit, MO 44 / 54 (636.4456) 48 (158.8572) 38 (159.9772) 49 (152.4912) 29 (165.1200)
2017-06-09 *Smoke Out Hunger BBQ Challenge Kansas City, KS 31 / 42 (634.7428) 32 (158.2628) 24 (165.0972) 40 (151.3828) 25 (160.0000)
2017-05-19 22nd Annual Platte City BBQ Cook Off at Basswood Resort Platte City, MO 49 / 59 (637.0168) 58 (147.4056) 22 (169.1200) 47 (159.9656) 38 (160.5256)
2017-04-07 The Best Damn BBQ Contest at Smithville Lake Smithville, MO 44 / 54 (623.8172) 22 (166.8344) 51 (150.7888) 51 (151.4056) 39 (154.7884)
2013-04-12 The Best Dam BBQ Contest at Smithville Lake Smithville, MO 45 / 48 (607.4286) 42 (153.7140) 43 (150.8576) 43 (154.8570) 43 (148.0000)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

Team of the Year standings (rank per category by season — year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2018 ↗ Master #1524 (120 pts) #1566 (125 pts) #1614 (120 pts) #1610 (120 pts) #1405 (170 pts)
2017 ↗ Master #1202 (240 pts) #1287 (240 pts) #1233 (260 pts) #1281 (240 pts) #1261 (240 pts)
2013 ↗ Master #2370 (73 pts) #2424 (73 pts) #2410 (73 pts) #2425 (73 pts) #2412 (73 pts)

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