WE BEAT YOUR MEAT
WE BEAT YOUR MEAT is a competition barbecue team with 2 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2013 and 2015. Their best overall finish is 35th of 55 at the Naptown barBAYq Contest & Music Festival (2013). They finished #1970 in the 2013 Master Series Team of the Year standings.
At a glance (the record in numbers)
Rating
1489
Unranked — needs 5 rated contests, has 2
Contests
2
in the data
First seen
May 3, 2013
latest May 1, 2015 · 2 years on the trail
Avg finish
top 70%
overall standings
Strongest meat
Chicken
avg 163.73 · weakest Brisket (144.26)
Road miles
0
across 2 mapped stops
Master avg
612.86 / 720
2 Master contests · 0 GCs
Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)
By meat
| Category | Entries | Calls | Wins | Podiums | Best | Worst | Average | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chicken | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 166.2858 | 161.1772 | 163.73 | top 36% |
| Pork Ribs | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 152.5944 | 147.4282 | 150.01 | top 77% |
| Pork | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 156.5716 | 153.1430 | 154.86 | top 62% |
| Brisket | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 149.7142 | 138.8116 | 144.26 | top 77% |
“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.
More numbers
Opponents faced
91
finished ahead 34 times, behind 81
Longest layoff
2 yrs
May 3, 2013 → May 1, 2015
Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)
20151 milestone
- Most recent contest Naptown barBAYq Contest and Music Festival
20133 milestones
- First tracked contest Naptown barBAYq Contest & Music Festival
- Career-best overall score616.5712 Naptown barBAYq Contest & Music Festival
- Career-best single call (Chicken)166.2858 Naptown barBAYq Contest & Music Festival
Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)
| Date | Event | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| May 1, 2015 | Naptown barBAYq Contest and Music Festival Annapolis, MD | 49 / 64 (609.1548) | 31 (161.1772) | 44 (152.5944) | 42 (156.5716) | 58 (138.8116) |
| May 3, 2013 | Naptown barBAYq Contest & Music Festival Annapolis, MD | 35 / 55 (616.5712) | 13 (166.2858) | 47 (147.4282) | 32 (153.1430) | 35 (149.7142) |