A tough matchup
3–0
behind in the head-to-head
Theslabs.com ahead in 100% of their meetings
Theslabs.com has come out ahead in 3 of their 3 shared contests.
ALL PORKED UP
ALL PORKED UP is a competition barbecue team with 7 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2013 and 2016. Their best overall finish is 29th of 29 at the Smoke Out in the Valley (2015). They are ranked #6079 of 6,491 teams in the KCBS power rankings.
At a glance (the record in numbers)
Rating
1431
peak 1431 · rated over 7 contests
Contests
7
in the data
First seen
Jul 19, 2013
latest Jun 3, 2016 · 2.9 years on the trail
Grand champs
0
0 reserve
Category wins
0
0 podiums
Overall top-10s
0
0% of 7 contests
Avg finish
top 91%
overall standings
Perfect 180s
0
Current form
600.51 ▲
last 5 Master vs avg 598.96 (+1.55)
Walk rate
0%
contests with a top-10 call
Consistency
±22.99
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)
Strongest meat
Pork
avg 157.62 · weakest Brisket (142.23)
Road miles
1,068
across 7 mapped stops · furthest 291 mi
Schedule strength
32%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1543)
Master avg
598.96 / 720
7 Master contests · 0 GCs
Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)
Teams like this (closest power rating)
The teams rated closest to ALL PORKED UP, each with one reason worth a look.
51 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.
#6,082 of the rated field
- Contests
- 17
- GCs
- 0
- Top-10s
- 6%
- Peak
- 1430
0–1 in 1 shared contest (0% to ALL PORKED UP)
One contest in common so far: too few to settle anything, but a team ALL PORKED UP has actually stood beside rather than a stranger on the same rating.
⚔ Head-to-head#6,074 of the rated field
- Contests
- 29
- GCs
- 0
- Top-10s
- 0%
- Peak
- 1431
0–1 in 1 shared contest (0% to ALL PORKED UP)
This is the highest they've ever been rated, 29 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.
⚔ Head-to-head#6,084 of the rated field
- Contests
- 8
- GCs
- 0
- Top-10s
- 0%
- Peak
- 1430
Careers of much the same size, 8 contests to 7, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.
⚔ Compare careers#6,071 of the rated field
- Contests
- 6
- GCs
- 0
- Top-10s
- 0%
- Peak
- 1431
Level with ALL PORKED UP on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.
⚔ Compare careers#6,072 of the rated field
- Contests
- 9
- GCs
- 0
- Top-10s
- 0%
- Peak
- 1431
They turned up 5 years after ALL PORKED UP did, first appearing in 2018.
⚔ Compare careers#6,073 of the rated field
- Contests
- 11
- GCs
- 0
- Top-10s
- 0%
- Peak
- 1431
This is the highest they've ever been rated, 11 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.
⚔ Compare careersBy meat
| Category | Entries | Calls | Wins | Podiums | Best | Worst | Average | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chicken | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 165.7256 | 142.2284 | 154.09 | top 80% |
| Pork Ribs | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 154.2400 | 137.7144 | 145.01 | top 93% |
| Pork | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 164.5944 | 150.8456 | 157.62 | top 72% |
| Brisket | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 166.8344 | 107.8288 | 142.23 | top 84% |
“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.
By field size and state
By contest size
| Field | Contests | GCs | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|
| Medium (20–39) | 4 | 0 | top 92% |
| Large (40+) | 3 | 0 | top 91% |
Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)
| Contest | Visits | Best | GCs | Avg finish | Last visit |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Central Illinois Bragging Rights | 2 | 31 | 0 | top 79% | Oct 9, 2015 |
More numbers
Busiest season
2015
2 contests
Contests a season
1.8
across 4 seasons in the data
Most contests held in
MO
4 of 7 contests · 2 states in all
Contests visited
6
1 of them more than once
Opponents faced
226
finished ahead 25 times, behind 277
Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)
20161 milestone
- Most recent contest Up In smoke on the Square
20152 milestones
- Career-best overall score633.0172 Central Illinois Bragging Rights
- Career-best single call (Brisket)166.8344 Central Illinois Bragging Rights
20132 milestones
- First tracked contest Smokin' on the River
- Peak power rating (1487) Smokin' on the River
Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)
📉 Toughest weekends
| Swing | Contest | Date |
|---|---|---|
| -14.6 | Blue Springs Barbeque Blaze-Off | Sep 6, 2013 |
| -12.7 | Smokin' on the River | Jul 19, 2013 |
| -10.8 | Smoke Out in the Valley | Jun 20, 2015 |
| -10.2 | Up In smoke on the Square | Jun 3, 2016 |
| -10 | Buckner Smoke Out in the Valley | Jun 21, 2014 |
Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)
Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)
Where they finish (overall)
Best vs average (by meat)
How entries end (by meat)
Season by season
| Season | Contests | GCs | Top-10s | Category wins | Walk rate | Avg finish | Best overall (% of perfect) | Avg overall (% of perfect) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2016 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | top 98% | 84% | 84% |
| 2015 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | top 88% | 87.9% | 83.1% |
| 2014 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | top 88% | 85.9% | 83.4% |
| 2013 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | top 96% | 84.9% | 82.7% |
Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)
| Date | Event | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jun 3, 2016 | Up In smoke on the Square Lincoln, IL | 51 / 52 (605.0172) | 49 (155.3828) | 46 (151.3716) | 48 (150.8456) | 45 (147.4172) |
| Oct 9, 2015 | Central Illinois Bragging Rights Arthur, IL | 36 / 48 (633.0172) | 34 (159.3828) | 43 (149.6916) | 39 (157.1084) | 19 (166.8344) |
| Jun 20, 2015 | Smoke Out in the Valley Buckner, MO | 29 / 29 (563.1316) | 22 (157.6800) | 27 (142.8000) | 26 (154.8228) | 29 (107.8288) |
| Oct 10, 2014 | Central Illinois Bragging Rights Arthur, IL | 31 / 37 (618.7652) | 33 (151.9540) | 31 (154.2400) | 13 (162.2856) | 34 (150.2856) |
| Jun 21, 2014 | Buckner Smoke Out in the Valley Buckner, MO | 32 / 35 (582.6288) | 33 (142.2284) | 33 (139.3488) | 20 (162.8228) | 35 (138.2288) |
| Sep 6, 2013 | Blue Springs Barbeque Blaze-Off Blue Springs, MO | 72 / 72 (578.8232) | 68 (146.2972) | 72 (137.7144) | 39 (164.5944) | 72 (130.2172) |
| Jul 19, 2013 | Smokin' on the River Glasgow, MO | 33 / 36 (611.3484) | 15 (165.7256) | 36 (139.9200) | 33 (150.8800) | 25 (154.8228) |