A tough matchup
3–0
behind in the head-to-head
Theslabs.com ahead in 100% of their meetings
Theslabs.com has come out ahead in 3 of their 3 shared contests.
ALL PORKED UP
At a glance (everything the results say about this team, in numbers)
Rating
1431
peak 1431 · rated over 7 contests ⓘ
Contests
7
in the data
First seen
2013-07-19
latest 2016-06-03
Best ToY finish
#1623
Master 2013
Grand champs
0
0 reserve
Category wins
0
0 podiums
Overall top-10s
0
of 7 contests
Avg finish
top 91%
overall standings
Perfect 180s
0
Current form
600.51 ▲
last 5 Master vs avg 598.96 (+1.55)
Walk rate
0%
contests with a top-10 call
Consistency
±22.99
std dev of Master overall scores (lower = steadier)
Strongest meat
Pork
avg 157.62 · weakest Brisket (142.23)
Road miles
1,068
mi across 7 mapped stops · furthest 291 mi
Schedule strength
32%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1543)
Master avg
598.96 / 720
7 Master contests · 0 GCs
Storylines (2 found in this team's record)
Each card leads with the number that made it a story — read straight out of their results, no editorialising.
The weak link
−15.4
points behind their best meat
Brisket is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 15.39 points below their pork, and turns into a call 0% of the time against 0%.
- Brisket avg 142.23
- Pork avg 157.62
- 0 calls in 7 entries
Teams like this (closest power rating)
The nearest teams in the power rankings, with a different reason on each card — six teams on one rating are rarely on it for the same reason. Rating decides who makes the list; where teams tie on it, the ones this team has actually cooked against come first, then teams at a similar point in their own career. KCBS doesn’t publish where a team is from, so nothing here is inferred from geography.
42 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.
#6030 of the rated field
- Contests
- 17
- GCs
- 0
- Top-10s
- 6%
- Peak
- 1430
0–1 in 1 shared contest (0% to ALL PORKED UP)
One contest in common so far: too few to settle anything, but a team ALL PORKED UP has actually stood beside rather than a stranger on the same rating.
⚔ Head-to-head#6016 of the rated field
- Contests
- 7
- GCs
- 0
- Top-10s
- 0%
- Peak
- 1431
No shared contest yet.
Careers of much the same size, 7 contests to 7, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.
⚔ Head-to-head#6025 of the rated field
- Contests
- 8
- GCs
- 0
- Top-10s
- 0%
- Peak
- 1431
No shared contest yet.
This is the highest they've ever been rated, 8 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.
⚔ Head-to-head#6021 of the rated field
- Contests
- 6
- GCs
- 0
- Top-10s
- 0%
- Peak
- 1431
No shared contest yet.
Both teams' first contest in the data came in 2013.
⚔ Head-to-head#6019 of the rated field
- Contests
- 6
- GCs
- 0
- Top-10s
- 0%
- Peak
- 1431
No shared contest yet.
Level with ALL PORKED UP on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.
⚔ Head-to-head#6017 of the rated field
- Contests
- 9
- GCs
- 0
- Top-10s
- 0%
- Peak
- 1431
No shared contest yet.
This is the highest they've ever been rated, 9 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.
⚔ Head-to-headBy meat
| Category | Entries | Calls | Wins | Podiums | Best | Worst | Average | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chicken | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 165.7256 | 142.2284 | 154.09 | top 80% |
| Pork Ribs | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 154.2400 | 137.7144 | 145.01 | top 93% |
| Pork | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 164.5944 | 150.8456 | 157.62 | top 72% |
| Brisket | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 166.8344 | 107.8288 | 142.23 | top 84% |
“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.
By state / province
| Where | Contests | GCs | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|
| MO | 4 | 0 | top 96% |
| IL | 3 | 0 | top 86% |
By contest size
| Field | Contests | GCs | Avg finish |
|---|---|---|---|
| Medium (20–39) | 4 | 0 | top 92% |
| Large (40+) | 3 | 0 | top 91% |
Contest-by-contest record (recurring contests they've cooked twice or more)
| Contest | Visits | Best | GCs | Avg finish | Last visit |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Central Illinois Bragging Rights | 2 | 31 | 0 | top 79% | 2015-10-09 |
The story so far (14 numbers that describe this team)
On the trail
2.9 yrs
2013-07-19 → 2016-06-03
Busiest season
2015
2 contests
Contests a season
1.8
across 4 seasons in the data
Cooks most in
MO
4 of 7 contests · 2 states/provinces in all
Contests visited
6
1 of them cooked more than once
Most-entered meat
Chicken
7 entries · 0 wins · 0 calls
Strongest meat
Pork
averages 157.62 · weakest Brisket (142.23)
Walk rate
0%
a top-10 call in 0 of 7 contests
Overall top-10 rate
0%
0 of 7 contests
Master average
598.96
out of 720 · 7 contests · 0 GCs
Opponents faced
226
25–277 across every shared overall standing
Road miles
1,068
7 mapped stops · furthest 291 mi
Schedule strength
1543
average field rating faced — tougher than 32% of rated contests
Power rating
1431
peak 1431 · #6026 of 6,413 rated
Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)
- 2013
- First tracked contest Smokin' on the River
- Peak power rating (1487) Smokin' on the River
- 2015
- Career-best overall score633.0172 Central Illinois Bragging Rights
- Career-best single call (Brisket)166.8344 Central Illinois Bragging Rights
- 2016
- Most recent contest Up In smoke on the Square
Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)
📉 Toughest weekends
| Swing | Contest | Date |
|---|---|---|
| -14.6 | Blue Springs Barbeque Blaze-Off | 2013-09-06 |
| -12.7 | Smokin' on the River | 2013-07-19 |
| -10.8 | Smoke Out in the Valley | 2015-06-20 |
| -10.2 | Up In smoke on the Square | 2016-06-03 |
| -10 | Buckner Smoke Out in the Valley | 2014-06-21 |
Category scores over time
Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)
Where they finish (overall)
Best vs average (by meat)
How entries end (by meat)
Team of the Year rank by season
Season by season
| Season | Contests | GCs | Top-10s | Category wins | Walk rate | Avg finish | Best overall (% of perfect) | Avg overall (% of perfect) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2016 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | top 98% | 84% | 84% |
| 2015 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | top 88% | 87.9% | 83.1% |
| 2014 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | top 88% | 85.9% | 83.4% |
| 2013 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | top 96% | 84.9% | 82.7% |
Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)
| Date | Event | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2016-06-03 | Up In smoke on the Square Lincoln, IL | 51 / 52 (605.0172) | 49 (155.3828) | 46 (151.3716) | 48 (150.8456) | 45 (147.4172) |
| 2015-10-09 | Central Illinois Bragging Rights Arthur, IL | 36 / 48 (633.0172) | 34 (159.3828) | 43 (149.6916) | 39 (157.1084) | 19 (166.8344) |
| 2015-06-20 | Smoke Out in the Valley Buckner, MO | 29 / 29 (563.1316) | 22 (157.6800) | 27 (142.8000) | 26 (154.8228) | 29 (107.8288) |
| 2014-10-10 | Central Illinois Bragging Rights Arthur, IL | 31 / 37 (618.7652) | 33 (151.9540) | 31 (154.2400) | 13 (162.2856) | 34 (150.2856) |
| 2014-06-21 | Buckner Smoke Out in the Valley Buckner, MO | 32 / 35 (582.6288) | 33 (142.2284) | 33 (139.3488) | 20 (162.8228) | 35 (138.2288) |
| 2013-09-06 | Blue Springs Barbeque Blaze-Off Blue Springs, MO | 72 / 72 (578.8232) | 68 (146.2972) | 72 (137.7144) | 39 (164.5944) | 72 (130.2172) |
| 2013-07-19 | Smokin' on the River Glasgow, MO | 33 / 36 (611.3484) | 15 (165.7256) | 36 (139.9200) | 33 (150.8800) | 25 (154.8228) |
Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)
Team of the Year standings (rank per category by season — year links to the full board on kcbs.us)
| Year | Series | Overall | Chicken | Ribs | Pork | Brisket |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2015 ↗ | Master | #2816 (54 pts) | #2166 (69 pts) | #2812 (54 pts) | #2813 (54 pts) | #2814 (54 pts) |
| 2013 ↗ | Master | #1623 (136 pts) | #1393 (186 pts) | #1701 (136 pts) | #1716 (136 pts) | #1656 (136 pts) |