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EATIN AINT CHEATIN

EATIN AINT CHEATIN is a competition barbecue team with 17 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2013 and 2016. Their best overall finish is 3rd of 37 at the McLouth BBQ Blowout 22nd Annual (2013). They are ranked #997 of 6,491 teams in the KCBS power rankings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Power ranking

#997
of 6,491 rated · rankings

Rating

1606
peak 1611 · rated over 17 contests

Contests

17
in the data

First seen

Apr 26, 2013
latest Aug 26, 2016 · 3.3 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#575
Master 2015 · every season

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

3
5 podiums

Overall top-10s

11
65% of 17 contests

Best top-10 run

5
straight overall top-10s

Avg finish

top 29%
overall standings

Best overall

687.3600 / 720
Master · Smokin' on Oak

Perfect 180s

0

Current form

668.79
last 5 Master vs avg 668.69 (+0.10)

Walk rate

76%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

177.7028

Consistency

±9.47
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Chicken
avg 169.60 · weakest Brisket (163.60)

Road miles

403
across 17 mapped stops · furthest 63 mi

Schedule strength

26%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1535)

Master avg

668.69 / 720
17 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (12 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

Happy hunting ground

Top 17% average finish here

Smokin' N the Ville is their spot: an average finish in the top 17% across 2 visits.

  • 2 visits
  • best finish 4th
  • average top 17%

They almost always walk

76% of contests with a top-10 call

A call in 13 of 17 contests

A top-10 category call in 76% of their 17 contests — they get to the stage more often than not.

High-water mark

687.3600 career-best overall

95.5% of a perfect 720

Their best day on record: 687.3600 at Smokin' on Oak — 95.5% of a perfect 720.

  • Master
  • Aug 28, 2015

The one to beat

2× one call ahead of them

BREW 'N' BAR-B-QUE has finished one call ahead of EATIN AINT CHEATIN 2 times — their closest competition in the data.

A tough matchup

8–0 behind in the head-to-head

TRUEBUD BBQ ahead in 100% of their meetings

TRUEBUD BBQ has come out ahead in 8 of their 8 shared contests.

The weak link

−6.0 points behind their best meat

Brisket is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 6.00 points below their chicken, and turns into a call 24% of the time against 59%.

  • Brisket avg 163.60
  • Chicken avg 169.60
  • 4 calls in 17 entries

A strong matchup

11–0 ahead in the head-to-head

Ahead in 100% of their meetings

They've finished ahead of DUSTY ROADS BBQ in 11 of their 11 shared contests.

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Chicken nemesis

7 of 8 shared chicken entries lost

SMOOTH SMOKE ahead 88% of the time

Even in their strongest meat, SMOOTH SMOKE has out-cooked them in 7 of 8 shared chicken entries.

Announced themselves early

5th at their very first contest

Finished 5 of 26 at their very first tracked contest, Smokin 'n' the Ville (Apr 26, 2013).

  • Apr 26, 2013
  • 26-team field

The metronome

±1.32% swing around their own average

Their overall lands within ±1.32% of a perfect score of their own average — whatever the field, you know roughly what they'll turn in.

  • averages 92.9% of a perfect score
  • 17 contests

A standing appointment

4 years running at one contest

They've cooked Smokin' On Oak every year from 2013 to 2016 — the contest they never miss.

  • 4 visits in all
  • best finish 6th

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2016 ↗ Master #972 (338 pts) #848 (448 pts) #1029 (343 pts) #1405 (223 pts) #1069 (318 pts)
2015 ↗ Master #575 (640 pts) #521 (745 pts) #777 (475 pts) #702 (540 pts) #590 (640 pts)
2013 ↗ Master #1355 (176 pts) #1882 (106 pts) #1101 (276 pts) #1791 (126 pts) #1772 (121 pts)

Overall rank by season

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The teams rated closest to EATIN AINT CHEATIN, each with one reason worth a look.

29 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.

205 Smoke
#998 of the rated field
1606 power rating
Contests
13
GCs
0
Top-10s
62%
Peak
1606

This is the highest they've ever been rated, 13 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.

  • rated over 13 contests
  • last seen Oct 16, 2026
  • on a 3-contest top-10 run
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FUNNY BONES BBQ
#994 of the rated field
1606 power rating
Contests
12
GCs
0
Top-10s
42%
Peak
1610

Careers of much the same size, 12 contests to 17, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 12 contests
  • last seen Oct 5, 2018
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GRAND SLAM BBQ
#1,003 of the rated field
1606 power rating
Contests
28
GCs
0
Top-10s
32%
Peak
1606

28 contests and no Grand Championship yet — a rating made of 32% top-10 finishes rather than wins.

  • rated over 28 contests
  • last seen Mar 1, 2024
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WHISKEY BENT BBQ - FL
#1,000 of the rated field
1606 power rating
Contests
30
GCs
1
Top-10s
20%
Peak
1635

Both teams' first contest in the data came in 2013.

  • rated over 29 contests
  • last seen Jan 26, 2024
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TWISTED-Q
#993 of the rated field
1606 power rating
Contests
30
GCs
0
Top-10s
50%
Peak
1626

Level with EATIN AINT CHEATIN on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 30 contests
  • last seen Mar 24, 2023
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OKLAHOMA JAYHAWK BBQ
#1,002 of the rated field
1606 power rating
Contests
30
GCs
0
Top-10s
30%
Peak
1606

3 straight overall top-10s says this rating is a moving target.

  • rated over 30 contests
  • last seen Aug 11, 2017
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Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)

OpponentMeetingsAheadBehindWin rate
DUSTY ROADS BBQ 11 11 0 100% ⚔ compare
99 PROBLEMS SMOKIN AINT 1 11 9 2 82% ⚔ compare
MAD HOGS AND AN ENGLISHMAN 10 9 1 90% ⚔ compare
KC SMOKE DAWGS 10 5 5 50% ⚔ compare
2 DRUNK 2 QUE 9 6 3 67% ⚔ compare
913 BBQ 9 2 7 22% ⚔ compare
T'S SMOKIN PIT 8 8 0 100% ⚔ compare
SMOOTH SMOKE 8 3 5 38% ⚔ compare
TRUEBUD BBQ 8 0 8 0% ⚔ compare
SMOKIN ZEKE'S BBQ 7 7 0 100% ⚔ compare
BURNT AT BOTH ENDZ 7 3 4 43% ⚔ compare
BREW 'N' BAR-B-QUE 7 1 6 14% ⚔ compare
SMOKE BREAK - KS 6 6 0 100% ⚔ compare
PIG NEWTON 6 5 1 83% ⚔ compare
PORKY MCBEEF AND THE CLUCKERS 6 3 3 50% ⚔ compare

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 17 10 1 2 177.7028 160.0228 169.60 top 27%
Pork Ribs 17 7 1 1 176.5714 159.9772 167.74 top 36%
Pork 17 9 1 1 177.1772 154.8112 167.74 top 37%
Brisket 17 4 0 1 176 140.4684 163.60 top 44%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Small (<20 teams)10top 59%
Medium (20–39)120top 27%
Large (40+)40top 26%

By state / province (where the contests were held)

WhereContestsGCsAvg finish
KS140top 27%
MO30top 38%

Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Smokin' On Oak 4 6 0 top 29% Aug 26, 2016
Smokin' in the Ville 2 10 0 top 39% Apr 29, 2016
Smokin' N the Ville 2 4 0 top 17% Apr 25, 2014

More numbers

Busiest season 2015 5 contests
Contests a season 4.3 across 4 seasons in the data
Most contests held in KS 14 of 17 contests · 2 states in all
Contests visited 12 3 of them more than once
Opponents faced 1,011 finished ahead 1,226 times, behind 448

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20162 milestones
  1. Peak power rating (1611) McLouth BBQ Blowout 25th Anniversary (Judges full)
  2. Most recent contest Smokin' On Oak
20153 milestones
  1. 10th tracked contest Smokin' in the Ville
  2. Career-best single call (Chicken)177.7028 Smokin' in the Ville
  3. Career-best overall score687.3600 Smokin' on Oak
20136 milestones
  1. First tracked contest Smokin 'n' the Ville
  2. First call Smokin 'n' the Ville
  3. First category win (Pork Ribs) Smokin 'n' the Ville
  4. First overall top-10 Smokin 'n' the Ville
  5. First overall past 90% of a perfect score668.5710 Smokin 'n' the Ville
  6. First overall podium McLouth BBQ Blowout 22nd Annual

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+14.2McLouth BBQ Blowout 22nd AnnualMay 31, 2013
+11.7Smokin' N the VilleApr 25, 2014
+11Smokin 'n' the VilleApr 26, 2013
+10.8Smokin' on OakAug 23, 2013
+9.8McLouth BBQ Blowout 24th Annual (JUDGES FULL)Jun 5, 2015

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-5Smokin' On OakAug 26, 2016
-1.9Sons of the American Legion Red, White and Blue BBQOct 18, 2013

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20163020 67% top 41% 93.5% 92%
20155021 80% top 28% 95.5% 93.8%
20145031 60% top 24% 93.6% 92.8%
20134041 100% top 25% 93.5% 92.3%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Aug 26, 2016 Smokin' On Oak Bonner Springs, KS 22 / 37 (646.1028) 14 (169.1200) 26 (161.0856) 25 (162.2400) 29 (153.6572)
Jun 3, 2016 McLouth BBQ Blowout 25th Anniversary (Judges full) McLouth, KS 10 / 33 (673.0512) 5 (173.1200) 21 (163.4056) 19 (162.8228) 8 (173.7028)
Apr 29, 2016 Smokin' in the Ville Edwardsville, KS 10 / 30 (668.9940) 8 (170.8456) 4 (174.8572) 21 (157.0512) 15 (166.2400)
Oct 3, 2015 36th Annual American Royal World Series of Barbeque- Open Kansas City, MO 160 / 606 (668.4340) 180 (168.5256) 288 (164.5256) 165 (168.5484) 193 (166.8344)
Aug 28, 2015 Smokin' on Oak Bonner Springs, KS 8 / 42 (687.3600) 19 (170.8344) 20 (166.2284) 10 (174.2972) 3 (176)
Jun 5, 2015 McLouth BBQ Blowout 24th Annual (JUDGES FULL) McLouth, KS 5 / 33 (685.6684) 6 (172.5600) 19 (165.7028) 7 (174.2628) 7 (173.1428)
May 1, 2015 Brews, Blues & Bar-B-Q Cookoff Lansing, KS 11 / 33 (671.8856) 9 (169.6684) 11 (171.9772) 11 (170.2628) 22 (159.9772)
Apr 24, 2015 Smokin' in the Ville Edwardsville, KS 13 / 29 (664.4684) 1 (177.7028) 13 (166.8344) 26 (154.8112) 14 (165.1200)
Oct 2, 2014 35th Annual American Royal World Series of Barbecue Open Kansas City, MO 156 / 552 (667.3596) 172 (168.5712) 144 (169.1428) 293 (163.3828) 184 (166.2628)
Aug 22, 2014 Smokin' on Oak Bonner Springs, KS 6 / 30 (673.5768) 5 (171.9884) 8 (169.6800) 9 (168.5256) 14 (163.3828)
Jun 6, 2014 McLouth BBQ Blowout 23rd Annual McLouth, KS 10 / 36 (664) 19 (160.0228) 11 (165.7028) 1 (177.1772) 15 (161.0972)
May 24, 2014 Sugar Mound BBQ Festival Mound City, KS 26 / 87 (666.2284) 34 (166.8800) 52 (159.9772) 11 (171.9656) 26 (167.4056)
Apr 25, 2014 Smokin' N the Ville Edwardsville, KS 4 / 27 (671.3940) 5 (170.2856) 8 (165.7028) 6 (169.7028) 6 (165.7028)
Oct 18, 2013 Sons of the American Legion Red, White and Blue BBQ Smithville, MO 10 / 17 (653.5768) 5 (167.4400) 4 (170.2628) 5 (175.4056) 16 (140.4684)
Aug 23, 2013 Smokin' on Oak Bonner Springs, KS 6 / 38 (663.9428) 6 (169.7144) 4 (171.4284) 9 (165.1200) 19 (157.6800)
May 31, 2013 McLouth BBQ Blowout 22nd Annual McLouth, KS 3 / 37 (673.1428) 2 (172.5716) 9 (168.5716) 7 (170.8570) 22 (161.1426)
Apr 26, 2013 Smokin 'n' the Ville Edwardsville, KS 5 / 26 (668.5710) 14 (163.4286) 1 (176.5714) 10 (165.1426) 11 (163.4284)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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