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SMOKIN TURTLE LOW N SLOW BAR-BE-QUE

SMOKIN TURTLE LOW N SLOW BAR-BE-QUE is a competition barbecue team with 23 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2013 and 2019. Their best overall finish is 9th of 28 at the Sam's Club National BBQ Tour (2014). They are ranked #2481 of 6,491 teams in the KCBS power rankings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Power ranking

#2,481
of 6,491 rated · rankings

Rating

1521
peak 1537 · rated over 23 contests

Contests

23
in the data

First seen

Jul 12, 2013
latest Aug 23, 2019 · 6.1 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#887
Master 2016 · every season

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
4 podiums

Overall top-10s

1
4% of 23 contests

Avg finish

top 54%
overall standings

Best overall

664.5144 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Current form

631.97 ▼
last 5 Master vs avg 640.68 (-8.71)

Walk rate

52%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

174.8800

Consistency

±15.63
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Chicken
avg 161.14 · weakest Pork (158.68)

Road miles

1,296
across 23 mapped stops · furthest 132 mi

Schedule strength

51%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1565)

Purse competed for

$9,675
listed at 1 contest — purses, not winnings

State championships

0 🏅
won from 2 state-championship entries

Master avg

640.68 / 720
23 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (7 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

High-water mark

664.5144 career-best overall

92.3% of a perfect 720

Their best day on record: 664.5144 at Twin Valley Fire and Smoke — 92.3% of a perfect 720.

  • Master
  • May 19, 2017

The one to beat

2× one call ahead of them

LO' -N- SLO' BBQ has finished one call ahead of SMOKIN TURTLE LOW N SLOW BAR-BE-QUE 2 times — their closest competition in the data.

A strong matchup

6–0 ahead in the head-to-head

Ahead in 100% of their meetings

They've finished ahead of 4 BOXERS Q in 6 of their 6 shared contests.

Chicken nemesis

16 of 21 shared chicken entries lost

LO' -N- SLO' BBQ ahead 76% of the time

Even in their strongest meat, LO' -N- SLO' BBQ has out-cooked them in 16 of 21 shared chicken entries.

An August team

Top 45% average finish in August

Something about August: average finish in the top 45% across 8 contests, versus top 54% the rest of the year.

  • 8 August contests
  • top 54% the rest of the year

The metronome

±2.17% swing around their own average

Their overall lands within ±2.17% of a perfect score of their own average — whatever the field, you know roughly what they'll turn in.

  • averages 89.0% of a perfect score
  • 23 contests

A standing appointment

4 years running at one contest

They've cooked New Holland Summer Fest every year from 2016 to 2019 — the contest they never miss.

  • 4 visits in all
  • best finish 22nd

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2019 ↗ Master #1955 (60 pts) #2049 (60 pts) #2026 (60 pts) #1900 (80 pts) #1868 (80 pts)
2018 ↗ Master #1110 (238 pts) #1170 (238 pts) #1119 (258 pts) #1113 (258 pts) #915 (353 pts)
2017 ↗ Master #891 (399 pts) #713 (569 pts) #785 (514 pts) #1149 (294 pts) #957 (374 pts)
2016 ↗ Master #887 (389 pts) #949 (384 pts) #735 (544 pts) #903 (429 pts) #850 (439 pts)
2015 ↗ Master #1372 (180 pts) #1042 (315 pts) #1715 (135 pts) #1281 (240 pts) #1534 (165 pts)
2014 ↗ Master #1358 (202 pts) #2158 (78 pts) #1318 (228 pts) #2084 (93 pts) #1643 (158 pts)
2013 ↗ Master #1222 (215 pts) #1650 (140 pts) #1406 (190 pts) #1168 (250 pts) #787 (405 pts)

Overall rank by season

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The teams rated closest to SMOKIN TURTLE LOW N SLOW BAR-BE-QUE, each with one reason worth a look.

84 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.

REDNECK SMOKE CLUB
#2,487 of the rated field
1521 power rating
Contests
45
GCs
0
Top-10s
16%
Peak
1540
3–2 in 5 shared contests (60% to SMOKIN TURTLE LOW N SLOW BAR-BE-QUE)

These two have cooked 5 of the same contests — SMOKIN TURTLE LOW N SLOW BAR-BE-QUE ahead 3–2 — so there's a record behind this pairing and not just a matching number.

  • rated over 45 contests
  • last seen Jun 16, 2023
⚔ Head-to-head
Part Time BBQ
#2,480 of the rated field
1521 power rating
Contests
21
GCs
1
Top-10s
10%
Peak
1521

This is the highest they've ever been rated, 21 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.

  • rated over 21 contests
  • last seen Sep 13, 2019
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UNCLE CHET'S BBQ
#2,492 of the rated field
1521 power rating
Contests
20
GCs
0
Top-10s
15%
Peak
1545

Their last contest in the data was back in 2016, 3 years before SMOKIN TURTLE LOW N SLOW BAR-BE-QUE's most recent — their rating stopped moving when they stopped cooking.

  • rated over 20 contests
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The Drunken Sailor
#2,488 of the rated field
1521 power rating
Contests
15
GCs
0
Top-10s
7%
Peak
1529

Fewer contests behind them than SMOKIN TURTLE LOW N SLOW BAR-BE-QUE has cooked, 15 to 23, which makes theirs the less settled rating of the two.

  • rated over 15 contests
  • last seen Oct 2, 2026
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SLO.MO.QUE
#2,468 of the rated field
1522 power rating
Contests
15
GCs
0
Top-10s
33%
Peak
1522

15 contests and no Grand Championship yet — a rating made of 33% top-10 finishes rather than wins.

  • rated over 14 contests
  • last seen Oct 15, 2026
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BBQ TEAM WEST COAST
#2,478 of the rated field
1521 power rating
Contests
14
GCs
0
Top-10s
36%
Peak
1537

Level with SMOKIN TURTLE LOW N SLOW BAR-BE-QUE on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 14 contests
  • last seen May 14, 2022
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Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)

OpponentMeetingsAheadBehindWin rate
LO' -N- SLO' BBQ 21 3 18 14% ⚔ compare
DRILLING & GRILLING 19 2 17 11% ⚔ compare
BAR-B-QUE MAYHAM 16 6 10 38% ⚔ compare
CHECKERED FLAG 500 BBQ 16 2 14 13% ⚔ compare
ROCKIN ROBYNS BBQ 16 0 16 0% ⚔ compare
HAWG NATION BBQ 15 3 12 20% ⚔ compare
Uncle Pig's Barbeque Pit 15 3 12 20% ⚔ compare
PIGHEADED BBQ 14 2 12 14% ⚔ compare
50 Shades of Pork 13 6 7 46% ⚔ compare
SMOKIN FOOLZ 12 3 9 25% ⚔ compare
Smokestack Redemption 12 1 11 8% ⚔ compare
3 EYZ BBQ 12 0 12 0% ⚔ compare
LIFE IS GOOD BUT BBQ IS BETTER 11 1 10 9% ⚔ compare
SMOKIN GNOME BBQ 10 6 4 60% ⚔ compare
SMOKIN' STUFF BBQ 10 5 5 50% ⚔ compare

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 23 5 0 1 174.8800 146.8344 161.14 top 56%
Pork Ribs 23 5 0 2 174.2744 150.2860 160.05 top 53%
Pork 23 2 0 0 168.5600 146.8228 158.68 top 58%
Brisket 23 4 0 1 170.2972 143.9316 160.82 top 46%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Medium (20–39)90top 59%
Large (40+)140top 52%

By state / province (where the contests were held)

WhereContestsGCsAvg finish
PA180top 56%
DE30top 52%
MD20top 46%

Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
New Holland Summer Fest 4 22 0 top 49% Aug 23, 2019
Sam's Club National BBQ Tour 4 9 0 top 48% Jun 9, 2017
Boo-B-Que 3 22 0 top 52% Oct 19, 2018
Smoke in the Park 2 30 0 top 80% Sep 22, 2017

More numbers

Busiest season 2017 6 contests
Contests a season 3.3 across 7 seasons in the data
Most contests held in PA 18 of 23 contests · 3 states in all
Contests visited 14 4 of them more than once
Opponents faced 383 finished ahead 508 times, behind 575

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20191 milestone
  1. Most recent contest New Holland Summer Fest
20173 milestones
  1. Career-best overall score664.5144 Twin Valley Fire and Smoke
  2. Career-best single call (Chicken)174.8800 Twin Valley Fire and Smoke
  3. Peak power rating (1537) New Holland Summer Fest
20161 milestone
  1. 10th tracked contest Smoke in the Park
20142 milestones
  1. First overall top-10 Sam's Club National BBQ Tour
  2. First overall past 90% of a perfect score654.2060 Sam's Club National BBQ Tour
20132 milestones
  1. First tracked contest The Gettysburg Cook-off North vs South
  2. First call The Gettysburg Cook-off North vs South

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+10.1Twin Valley Fire and SmokeMay 19, 2017
+8.8Sam's Club National BBQ TourAug 15, 2014
+7.6Keystone Classic BBQ State ChampionshipOct 7, 2016
+7.4Boo-B-QueOct 21, 2016
+6.7Sam's Club National BBQ TourAug 21, 2015

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-8.86th Annual Southern York County BBQ Cook-offSep 5, 2014
-8.2Keystone Classic BarbequeOct 2, 2015
-7.3Smoke in the ParkSep 22, 2017
-7.3Boo-B-QueOct 19, 2018
-6York County BBQ FestivalJun 29, 2018

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20191000 0% top 51% 90.7% 90.7%
20184000 25% top 69% 89.4% 87%
20176000 67% top 48% 92.3% 90.4%
20166000 33% top 51% 91.9% 89.5%
20152000 50% top 59% 89.8% 87.9%
20142010 100% top 57% 90.9% 88.6%
20132000 100% top 48% 88% 87.4%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Aug 23, 2019 New Holland Summer Fest 🏅 New Holland, PA 33 / 65 (653.0516) 51 (155.3944) 29 (165.7028) 21 (165.6916) 21 (166.2628)
Oct 19, 2018 Boo-B-Que Rehoboth Beach, DE 58 / 73 (614.0912) 59 (153.6572) 47 (154.8000) 65 (147.4056) 48 (158.2284)
Aug 24, 2018 New Holland Summer Fest (JUDGES FULL) New Holland, PA 45 / 71 (627.2228) 40 (158.7884) 52 (150.8344) 21 (162.2400) 43 (155.3600)
Jul 27, 2018 Smoke in the Grove Spring Grove, PA 29 / 54 (643.9544) 43 (154.2628) 39 (157.7144) 28 (161.6800) 7 (170.2972)
Jun 29, 2018 York County BBQ Festival Delta, PA 26 / 33 (621.5316) 27 (149.6688) 21 (160.5372) 29 (152.5028) 23 (158.8228)
Oct 20, 2017 Boo-B-Que Rehobeth Beach, DE 31 / 69 (653.6228) 6 (173.7144) 50 (151.9544) 25 (163.4056) 30 (164.5484)
Sep 22, 2017 Smoke in the Park Lemoyne, PA 36 / 44 (626.0800) 32 (159.9772) 33 (155.3600) 38 (152.5256) 32 (158.2172)
Aug 25, 2017 New Holland Summer Fest New Holland, PA 22 / 69 (653.0856) 25 (164.5372) 10 (170.8228) 52 (156) 31 (161.7256)
Aug 11, 2017 Maryland State BBQ Bash Bel Air, MD 19 / 47 (662.7312) 10 (171.9656) 27 (160.5716) 18 (165.6684) 17 (164.5256)
Jun 9, 2017 Sam's Club National BBQ Tour Harrisburg, PA 18 / 29 (646.6968) 18 (164.5372) 11 (165.6684) 25 (153.0512) 16 (163.4400)
May 19, 2017 Twin Valley Fire and Smoke Morgantown, PA 14 / 53 (664.5144) 5 (174.8800) 10 (170.8344) 45 (153.7028) 18 (165.0972)
Oct 21, 2016 Boo-B-Que Rehobeth Beach, DE 22 / 67 (651.4060) 12 (167.4400) 2 (174.2744) 53 (149.1428) 28 (160.5488)
Oct 7, 2016 Keystone Classic BBQ State Championship 🏅 Harrisburg, PA 17 / 47 (661.6460) 29 (164.5372) 17 (166.2744) 14 (166.8344) 15 (164)
Sep 23, 2016 Smoke in the Park Lemoyne, PA 30 / 38 (627.2000) 26 (160.5028) 33 (153.6572) 22 (159.9772) 32 (153.0628)
Aug 26, 2016 New Holland Summer Fest New Holland, PA 32 / 66 (640.4112) 44 (157.0856) 57 (151.9544) 14 (168.5600) 20 (162.8112)
Aug 12, 2016 Maryland State BBQ Bash Bel Air, MD 22 / 42 (659.3484) 20 (166.2628) 7 (171.4172) 14 (166.8456) 28 (154.8228)
Jun 10, 2016 Sam's Club National BBQ Tour Harrisburg, PA 17 / 29 (628.4572) 20 (159.3828) 23 (151.3716) 23 (155.4056) 11 (162.2972)
Oct 2, 2015 Keystone Classic Barbeque Harrisburg, PA 45 / 57 (619.3832) 56 (146.8344) 27 (162.2860) 52 (146.8228) 21 (163.4400)
Aug 21, 2015 Sam's Club National BBQ Tour Harrisburg, PA 12 / 30 (646.8232) 2 (172.5944) 21 (153.6916) 5 (166.2628) 19 (154.2744)
Sep 5, 2014 6th Annual Southern York County BBQ Cook-off York, PA 32 / 39 (620.9944) 10 (168.5828) 26 (154.8000) 31 (153.6800) 35 (143.9316)
Aug 15, 2014 Sam's Club National BBQ Tour Harrisburg, PA 9 / 28 (654.2060) 20 (157.1200) 3 (171.4172) 17 (159.3944) 7 (166.2744)
Sep 6, 2013 5th Annual Southern York County BBQ Cookoff York, PA 14 / 31 (633.6456) 19 (155.9196) 23 (150.2860) 8 (166.8572) 8 (160.5828)
Jul 12, 2013 The Gettysburg Cook-off North vs South Gettysburg, PA 15 / 29 (625.5884) 28 (148.4684) 11 (154.8228) 16 (156) 2 (166.2972)

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