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TOO POOR TO SCORE

TOO POOR TO SCORE is a competition barbecue team with 11 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2013 and 2018. Their best overall finish is 2nd of 31 at the 8th Annual Poor Que (2017), and they have finished Reserve Grand Champion once. They are ranked #1503 of 6,485 teams in the KCBS power rankings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Power ranking

#1,503
of 6,485 rated · rankings

Rating

1564
peak 1564 · rated over 11 contests

Contests

11
in the data

First seen

Jun 7, 2013
latest Jun 22, 2018 · 5 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#813
Master 2017 · every season

Grand champs

0
1 reserve

Category wins

0
4 podiums

Overall top-10s

5
45% of 11 contests

Best top-10 run

2
straight overall top-10s

Avg finish

top 34%
overall standings

Best overall

679.9088 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Current form

662.97 ▲
last 5 Master vs avg 654.19 (+8.78)

Walk rate

91%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

176
Chicken · Puckaway Pigfest

Consistency

±15.68
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Pork
avg 164.91 · weakest Brisket (161.95)

Road miles

296
across 11 mapped stops · furthest 80 mi

Schedule strength

25%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1534)

Master avg

654.19 / 720
11 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (8 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

They almost always walk

91% of contests with a top-10 call

A call in 10 of 11 contests

A top-10 category call in 91% of their 11 contests — they get to the stage more often than not.

High-water mark

679.9088 career-best overall

94.4% of a perfect 720

Their best day on record: 679.9088 at Puckaway Pigfest — 94.4% of a perfect 720.

  • Master
  • Sep 9, 2016

The one to beat

2× one call ahead of them

DRY 2 DA BONE has finished one call ahead of TOO POOR TO SCORE 2 times — their closest competition in the data.

A tough matchup

6–0 behind in the head-to-head

TIM'S FULL BELLI DELI ahead in 100% of their meetings

TIM'S FULL BELLI DELI has come out ahead in 6 of their 6 shared contests.

A strong matchup

5–0 ahead in the head-to-head

Ahead in 100% of their meetings

They've finished ahead of Low Rent Bbq in 5 of their 5 shared contests.

Looking over their shoulder

2× one call behind them

BURNITA BAR-B-QUE has landed one call behind them 2 times.

The metronome

±2.18% swing around their own average

Their overall lands within ±2.18% of a perfect score of their own average — whatever the field, you know roughly what they'll turn in.

  • averages 90.9% of a perfect score
  • 11 contests
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A standing appointment

4 years running at one contest

They've cooked Puckaway Pigfest every year from 2013 to 2016 — the contest they never miss.

  • 4 visits in all
  • best finish 4th

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2018 ↗ Master #1846 (80 pts) #2012 (60 pts) #1498 (145 pts) #2030 (60 pts) #1753 (110 pts)
2017 ↗ Master #813 (462 pts) #890 (437 pts) #972 (387 pts) #993 (372 pts) #1037 (337 pts)
2016 ↗ Master #1317 (210 pts) #1327 (235 pts) #1239 (260 pts) #2185 (85 pts) #1611 (165 pts)
2015 ↗ Master #1030 (293 pts) #1469 (183 pts) #1171 (268 pts) #915 (393 pts) #1292 (223 pts)
2014 ↗ Master #1404 (193 pts) #1094 (303 pts) #1862 (128 pts) #1250 (253 pts) #1477 (188 pts)
2013 ↗ Master #1022 (280 pts) #1617 (145 pts) #902 (350 pts) #904 (355 pts) #1098 (265 pts)

Overall rank by season

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The teams rated closest to TOO POOR TO SCORE, each with one reason worth a look.

35 rated teams sit within a point of this rating, so a place on this list means the numbers match — no more than that.

#thisgirlknowsmeat
#1,506 of the rated field
1563 power rating
Contests
11
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1563

This is the highest they've ever been rated, 11 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.

  • rated over 11 contests
  • last seen Sep 20, 2019
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Cook Shak BBQ MS
#1,499 of the rated field
1564 power rating
Contests
10
GCs
0
Top-10s
60%
Peak
1564

Careers of much the same size, 10 contests to 11, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 10 contests
  • last seen May 2, 2026
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Oak Park Boys BBQ
#1,502 of the rated field
1564 power rating
Contests
9
GCs
0
Top-10s
33%
Peak
1564

Level with TOO POOR TO SCORE on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 9 contests
  • last seen Jun 25, 2021
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Tojos Smoke Me Tender
#1,500 of the rated field
1564 power rating
Contests
10
GCs
0
Top-10s
60%
Peak
1564

They turned up 6 years after TOO POOR TO SCORE did, first appearing in 2019.

  • rated over 8 contests
  • last seen Jul 27, 2024
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Shiggin Chicks
#1,505 of the rated field
1564 power rating
Contests
7
GCs
0
Top-10s
86%
Peak
1568

Fewer contests behind them than TOO POOR TO SCORE has cooked, 7 to 11, which makes theirs the less settled rating of the two.

  • rated over 7 contests
  • last seen Oct 22, 2022
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Col. Buck’s BBQ
#1,509 of the rated field
1563 power rating
Contests
20
GCs
0
Top-10s
25%
Peak
1563

20 contests and no Grand Championship yet — a rating made of 25% top-10 finishes rather than wins.

  • rated over 19 contests
  • last seen Aug 10, 2024
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Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)

OpponentMeetingsAheadBehindWin rate
5 FINGER BBQ 10 4 6 40% ⚔ compare
CRASH TEST SMOKERS 9 4 5 44% ⚔ compare
A BOY NAMED QUE 6 5 1 83% ⚔ compare
CHEFS GONE GRILLIN 6 4 2 67% ⚔ compare
SMOKIN CROATIANS 6 4 2 67% ⚔ compare
BRINGIN' THE HEAT 6 1 5 17% ⚔ compare
TIM'S FULL BELLI DELI 6 0 6 0% ⚔ compare
A FINE SWINE 6 0 6 0% ⚔ compare
TRUE SMOKE BBQ 6 0 6 0% ⚔ compare
Low Rent Bbq 5 5 0 100% ⚔ compare
JURASSIC PORK BBQ TEAM 5 5 0 100% ⚔ compare
Grease Monkey Grilling 5 5 0 100% ⚔ compare
43RD PARALLEL BBQ 5 4 1 80% ⚔ compare
LEGENDS OF SMOKE - TEAM RED ARROW 5 3 2 60% ⚔ compare
B.S. BARBEQUE 5 2 3 40% ⚔ compare

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 11 3 0 2 176 149.6688 164.49 top 45%
Pork Ribs 11 5 0 2 170.3088 152 162.84 top 36%
Pork 11 6 0 0 169.7144 153.6688 164.91 top 35%
Brisket 11 4 0 0 168.5372 146.8000 161.95 top 42%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Medium (20–39)90top 32%
Large (40+)20top 43%

Repeat visits (contests they've cooked twice or more)

ContestVisitsBestGCsAvg finishLast visit
Puckaway Pigfest 4 4 0 top 30% Sep 9, 2016
Poor Que 3 5 0 top 33% Jun 5, 2015

More numbers

Busiest season 2017 3 contests
Contests a season 1.8 across 6 seasons in the data
Most contests held in WI 11 of 11 contests
Contests visited 6 2 of them more than once
Opponents faced 196 finished ahead 261 times, behind 124

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20182 milestones
  1. Peak power rating (1564) Rotary Rockn Ribs
  2. Most recent contest Rotary Rockn Ribs
20173 milestones
  1. First overall podium 8th Annual Poor Que
  2. First Reserve Championship 8th Annual Poor Que
  3. 10th tracked contest Puckaway Pigfest
20162 milestones
  1. Career-best overall score679.9088 Puckaway Pigfest
  2. Career-best single call (Chicken)176 Puckaway Pigfest
20134 milestones
  1. First tracked contest Poor Que
  2. First call Poor Que
  3. First overall top-10 Poor Que
  4. First overall past 90% of a perfect score653.6460 Puckaway Pigfest

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📈 Biggest rating jumps

SwingContestDate
+14.38th Annual Poor QueJun 9, 2017
+12.8Puckaway PigfestSep 9, 2016
+12.4Poor QueJun 5, 2015
+8.5Poor QueJun 7, 2013
+7.8Puckaway PigfestSep 6, 2013

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-3.3Poor QueJun 6, 2014
-0.8Puckaway PigfestSep 8, 2017

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20181000 100% top 51% 91.7% 91.7%
20173010 100% top 34% 92% 91.4%
20161010 100% top 11% 94.4% 94.4%
20152010 100% top 29% 92.9% 90%
20142000 50% top 48% 91.8% 89.3%
20132020 100% top 27% 90.8% 90.2%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Jun 22, 2018 Rotary Rockn Ribs LaCrosse, WI 21 / 41 (660.4576) 32 (162.8000) 9 (170.3088) 31 (159.3832) 15 (167.9656)
Sep 8, 2017 Puckaway Pigfest Montello, WI 16 / 31 (655.3264) 12 (166.2516) 16 (160.5260) 7 (168.0116) 19 (160.5372)
Jun 23, 2017 Rotary Rockn Ribs LaCrosse, WI 16 / 37 (656.4112) 29 (162.7884) 14 (163.3828) 8 (168.5372) 19 (161.7028)
Jun 9, 2017 8th Annual Poor Que Montello, WI 2 / 31 (662.7548) 2 (174.8572) 6 (167.4060) 26 (153.6688) 7 (166.8228)
Sep 9, 2016 Puckaway Pigfest Montello, WI 4 / 37 (679.9088) 3 (176) 2 (170.2744) 20 (165.0972) 7 (168.5372)
Sep 11, 2015 Puckaway Pigfest Montello, WI 15 / 33 (627.3032) 26 (149.6688) 18 (154.8344) 4 (166.8228) 21 (155.9772)
Jun 5, 2015 Poor Que Montello, WI 5 / 38 (669.0744) 12 (166.2628) 6 (169.1200) 5 (168.5600) 9 (165.1316)
Sep 5, 2014 Puckaway Pigfest Montello, WI 14 / 40 (661.0516) 7 (171.9656) 28 (155.9772) 11 (167.4172) 13 (165.6916)
Jun 6, 2014 Poor Que Montello, WI 23 / 38 (625.0056) 11 (165.1084) 30 (152) 14 (161.0972) 31 (146.8000)
Sep 6, 2013 Puckaway Pigfest Montello, WI 9 / 31 (653.6460) 20 (157.0628) 3 (167.9888) 4 (169.7144) 13 (158.8800)
Jun 7, 2013 Poor Que Montello, WI 10 / 39 (645.1426) 25 (156.5714) 14 (159.4284) 9 (165.7142) 9 (163.4286)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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