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PORK ASSASSINS

At a glance (everything the results say about this team, in numbers)

Power ranking

#6208
of 6,413 rated · rankings

Rating

1415
peak 1415 · rated over 8 contests

Contests

8
in the data

First seen

2013-02-22
latest 2015-04-17

Best ToY finish

#885
Master 2013

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
0 podiums

Overall top-10s

0
of 8 contests

Avg finish

top 92%
overall standings

Best overall

630.8572 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Current form

597.84 ▼
last 5 Master vs avg 601.94 (-4.10)

Walk rate

0%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

165.1428

Consistency

±17.10
std dev of Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Pork
avg 154.28 · weakest Brisket (147.11)

Road miles

1,858
mi across 8 mapped stops · furthest 580 mi

Schedule strength

17%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1524)

Master avg

601.94 / 720
8 Master contests · 0 GCs

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Storylines (4 found in this team's record)

Each card leads with the number that made it a story — read straight out of their results, no editorialising.

A tough matchup

5–0 behind in the head-to-head

MOKAN MEATHEADS ahead in 100% of their meetings

MOKAN MEATHEADS has come out ahead in 5 of their 5 shared contests.

The weak link

−7.2 points behind their best meat

Brisket is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 7.18 points below their pork, and turns into a call 0% of the time against 0%.

  • Brisket avg 147.11
  • Pork avg 154.28
  • 0 calls in 8 entries

Pork nemesis

4 of 5 shared pork entries lost

MOKAN MEATHEADS ahead 80% of the time

Even in their strongest meat, MOKAN MEATHEADS has out-cooked them in 4 of 5 shared pork entries.

The metronome

±2.38% swing around their own average

Their overall lands within ±2.38% of a perfect score of their own average — whatever the field, you know roughly what they'll turn in.

  • averages 83.6% of a perfect score
  • 8 contests

Teams like this (closest power rating)

The nearest teams in the power rankings, with a different reason on each card — six teams on one rating are rarely on it for the same reason. Rating decides who makes the list; where teams tie on it, the ones this team has actually cooked against come first, then teams at a similar point in their own career. KCBS doesn’t publish where a team is from, so nothing here is inferred from geography.

JUST Q IT
#6212 of the rated field
1415 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
10
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1415
No shared contest yet.

This is the highest they've ever been rated, 9 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.

  • rated over 9 contests
  • last seen 2019-10-18
⚔ Head-to-head
ATTITUDES OF SMOKE
#6210 of the rated field
1415 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
10
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1415
No shared contest yet.

Careers of much the same size, 10 contests to 8, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 10 contests
  • last seen 2025-11-05
⚔ Head-to-head
Just Smoke It! BBQ
#6207 of the rated field
1415 ▲ 0 power rating
Contests
11
GCs
0
Top-10s
9%
Peak
1415
No shared contest yet.

They turned up 9 years after PORK ASSASSINS did, first appearing in 2022.

  • rated over 11 contests
  • last seen 2025-08-30
⚔ Head-to-head
BIG AL'S BIG TIME BBQ
#6206 of the rated field
1415 ▲ 0 power rating
Contests
14
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1415
No shared contest yet.

14 contests and no Grand Championship yet.

  • rated over 14 contests
  • last seen 2017-06-09
⚔ Head-to-head
PIG PEN
#6205 of the rated field
1415 ▲ 0 power rating
Contests
15
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1415
No shared contest yet.

Level with PORK ASSASSINS on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 15 contests
  • last seen 2021-09-24
⚔ Head-to-head
PARADISE QUE
#6209 of the rated field
1415 ▼ 0 power rating
Contests
34
GCs
0
Top-10s
3%
Peak
1415
No shared contest yet.

This is the highest they've ever been rated, 34 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.

  • rated over 34 contests
  • last seen 2019-07-26
⚔ Head-to-head

Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)

OpponentMeetingsAheadBehindWin rate
MOKAN MEATHEADS 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 8 0 0 0 164.0000 139.4288 153.06 top 87%
Pork Ribs 8 0 0 0 164.5714 137.7142 147.48 top 87%
Pork 8 0 0 0 165.1428 143.9998 154.28 top 76%
Brisket 8 0 0 0 159.9998 138.2858 147.11 top 87%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By state / province

WhereContestsGCsAvg finish
MO40top 94%
IL10top 93%
OK10top 100%
MS10top 76%
LA10top 93%

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Medium (20–39)20top 89%
Large (40+)60top 93%

The story so far (14 numbers that describe this team)

On the trail 2.1 yrs 2013-02-22 → 2015-04-17
Busiest season 2013 5 contests
Contests a season 2.7 across 3 seasons in the data
Cooks most in MO 4 of 8 contests · 5 states/provinces in all
Contests visited 8 0 of them cooked more than once
Most-entered meat Chicken 8 entries · 0 wins · 0 calls
Strongest meat Pork averages 154.28 · weakest Brisket (147.11)
Walk rate 0% a top-10 call in 0 of 8 contests
Overall top-10 rate 0% 0 of 8 contests
Master average 601.94 out of 720 · 8 contests · 0 GCs
Opponents faced 315 39–346 across every shared overall standing
Road miles 1,858 8 mapped stops · furthest 580 mi
Schedule strength 1524 average field rating faced — tougher than 17% of rated contests
Power rating 1415 peak 1415 · #6208 of 6,413 rated

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

  1. 2013
  2. First tracked contest Polar Bear Challenge
  3. Peak power rating (1484) Polar Bear Challenge
  4. Career-best overall score630.8572 Don't Be Cruel BBQ Duel
  5. Career-best single call (Pork)165.1428 Smokin' on the River
  6. 2015
  7. Most recent contest 7th Annual Main Street BBQ & Bluesfest

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-16Polar Bear Challenge2013-02-22
-12.9Sam's Club National BBQ Tour2013-03-01
-11.6Main Street BBQ & Bluesfest2013-04-19
-11Smokin' At The Run Shootout2014-03-14
-10.37th Annual Main Street BBQ & Bluesfest2015-04-17

Category scores over time

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Team of the Year rank by season

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20151000 0% top 98% 82.7% 82.7%
20142000 0% top 97% 85% 82.7%
20135000 0% top 89% 87.6% 84.2%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2015-04-17 7th Annual Main Street BBQ & Bluesfest Washington, MO 48 / 49 (595.3600) 41 (157.1200) 48 (137.7144) 38 (154.2628) 45 (146.2628)
2014-10-17 Casino Queen BBQ Competition Greater St. Louis, IL 41 / 44 (611.8976) 38 (156.5488) 42 (146.8116) 32 (158.9028) 41 (149.6344)
2014-03-14 Smokin' At The Run Shootout Miami, OK 41 / 41 (578.6516) 41 (139.4288) 40 (145.0628) 40 (150.2400) 39 (143.9200)
2013-07-19 Smokin' on the River Glasgow, MO 31 / 36 (616.4344) 30 (156.5372) 32 (154.8572) 13 (165.1428) 36 (139.8972)
2013-04-19 Main Street BBQ & Bluesfest Washington, MO 46 / 50 (586.8568) 45 (147.9998) 47 (137.7142) 47 (143.9998) 26 (157.1430)
2013-03-15 Don't Be Cruel BBQ Duel Tupelo, MS 76 / 100 (630.8572) 56 (164.0000) 42 (164.5714) 37 (164.0000) 97 (138.2858)
2013-03-01 Sam's Club National BBQ Tour Baton Rouge, LA 26 / 28 (610.8566) 27 (150.2856) 23 (153.7142) 26 (146.8570) 18 (159.9998)
2013-02-22 Polar Bear Challenge Columbia, MO 46 / 46 (584.5710) 45 (152.5714) 46 (139.4284) 46 (150.8570) 46 (141.7142)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

Team of the Year standings (rank per category by season — year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2015 ↗ Master #2158 (60 pts) #2209 (60 pts) #2209 (60 pts) #2225 (60 pts) #2214 (60 pts)
2014 ↗ Master #1755 (135 pts) #1834 (135 pts) #1814 (135 pts) #1823 (135 pts) #1809 (135 pts)
2013 ↗ Master #885 (335 pts) #954 (335 pts) #910 (345 pts) #831 (395 pts) #852 (370 pts)

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