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PORK ASSASSINS

PORK ASSASSINS is a competition barbecue team with 8 Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests on record between 2013 and 2015. Their best overall finish is 26th of 28 at the Sam's Club National BBQ Tour (2013). They are ranked #6273 of 6,491 teams in the KCBS power rankings.

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At a glance (the record in numbers)

Power ranking

#6,273
of 6,491 rated · rankings

Rating

1415
peak 1415 · rated over 8 contests

Contests

8
in the data

First seen

Feb 22, 2013
latest Apr 17, 2015 · 2.1 years on the trail

Best ToY finish

#885
Master 2013 · every season

Grand champs

0
0 reserve

Category wins

0
0 podiums

Overall top-10s

0
0% of 8 contests

Avg finish

top 92%
overall standings

Best overall

630.8572 / 720

Perfect 180s

0

Current form

597.84 ▼
last 5 Master vs avg 601.94 (-4.10)

Walk rate

0%
contests with a top-10 call

Best single call

165.1428

Consistency

±17.10
spread of their Master overall scores (lower = steadier)

Strongest meat

Pork
avg 154.28 · weakest Brisket (147.11)

Road miles

1,858
across 8 mapped stops · furthest 580 mi

Schedule strength

17%
of rated fields were softer than their average draw (1524)

Master avg

601.94 / 720
8 Master contests · 0 GCs

Storylines (4 found in their record)

Each card leads with the number behind the story, straight from their results.

A tough matchup

5–0 behind in the head-to-head

MOKAN MEATHEADS ahead in 100% of their meetings

MOKAN MEATHEADS has come out ahead in 5 of their 5 shared contests.

The weak link

−7.2 points behind their best meat

Brisket is where the weekend gets away from them — it averages 7.18 points below their pork, and turns into a call 0% of the time against 0%.

  • Brisket avg 147.11
  • Pork avg 154.28
  • 0 calls in 8 entries

Pork nemesis

4 of 5 shared pork entries lost

MOKAN MEATHEADS ahead 80% of the time

Even in their strongest meat, MOKAN MEATHEADS has out-cooked them in 4 of 5 shared pork entries.

The metronome

±2.38% swing around their own average

Their overall lands within ±2.38% of a perfect score of their own average — whatever the field, you know roughly what they'll turn in.

  • averages 83.6% of a perfect score
  • 8 contests

Team of the Year (rank per category by season — the year links to the full board on kcbs.us)

YearSeriesOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
2015 ↗ Master #2158 (60 pts) #2209 (60 pts) #2209 (60 pts) #2225 (60 pts) #2214 (60 pts)
2014 ↗ Master #1755 (135 pts) #1834 (135 pts) #1814 (135 pts) #1823 (135 pts) #1809 (135 pts)
2013 ↗ Master #885 (335 pts) #954 (335 pts) #910 (345 pts) #831 (395 pts) #852 (370 pts)

Overall rank by season

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JUST Q IT
#6,275 of the rated field
1415 power rating
Contests
10
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1415

This is the highest they've ever been rated, 9 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.

  • rated over 9 contests
  • last seen Oct 18, 2019
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Just Smoke It! BBQ
#6,272 of the rated field
1415 power rating
Contests
11
GCs
0
Top-10s
9%
Peak
1415

Careers of much the same size, 11 contests to 8, so neither rating has had more chance to settle than the other.

  • rated over 11 contests
  • last seen Aug 30, 2025
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BIG AL'S BIG TIME BBQ
#6,270 of the rated field
1415 power rating
Contests
14
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1415

14 contests and no Grand Championship yet.

  • rated over 14 contests
  • last seen Jun 9, 2017
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PIG PEN
#6,274 of the rated field
1415 power rating
Contests
15
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1415

Both teams' first contest in the data came in 2013.

  • rated over 15 contests
  • last seen Sep 24, 2021
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PARADISE QUE
#6,271 of the rated field
1415 power rating
Contests
34
GCs
0
Top-10s
3%
Peak
1415

Level with PORK ASSASSINS on power rating, which is the whole reason they're on the list.

  • rated over 34 contests
  • last seen Jul 26, 2019
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SMOKE, WINE & FUN
#6,266 of the rated field
1416 ▲ 1 power rating
Contests
8
GCs
0
Top-10s
0%
Peak
1416

This is the highest they've ever been rated, 8 rated contests in — a team sitting at its own career peak.

  • rated over 8 contests
  • last seen Aug 12, 2016
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Familiar foes (most-met opponents in overall standings — one meeting per contest)

OpponentMeetingsAheadBehindWin rate
MOKAN MEATHEADS 5 0 5 0% ⚔ compare

By meat

CategoryEntriesCallsWinsPodiumsBestWorstAverageAvg finish
Chicken 8 0 0 0 164 139.4288 153.06 top 87%
Pork Ribs 8 0 0 0 164.5714 137.7142 147.48 top 87%
Pork 8 0 0 0 165.1428 143.9998 154.28 top 76%
Brisket 8 0 0 0 159.9998 138.2858 147.11 top 87%

“Calls” = top-10 category finishes (getting called to the stage). Scores here are the final weighted totals KCBS publishes; per-criterion appearance/taste/tenderness marks aren’t in the public results feed.

By field size and state

By contest size

FieldContestsGCsAvg finish
Medium (20–39)20top 89%
Large (40+)60top 93%

By state / province (where the contests were held)

WhereContestsGCsAvg finish
MO40top 94%
IL10top 93%
OK10top 100%
MS10top 76%
LA10top 93%

More numbers

Busiest season 2013 5 contests
Contests a season 2.7 across 3 seasons in the data
Most contests held in MO 4 of 8 contests · 5 states in all
Contests visited 8 a different one every time
Opponents faced 315 finished ahead 39 times, behind 346

Milestones (the firsts, the round numbers and the personal bests)

20151 milestone
  1. Most recent contest 7th Annual Main Street BBQ & Bluesfest
20134 milestones
  1. First tracked contest Polar Bear Challenge
  2. Peak power rating (1484) Polar Bear Challenge
  3. Career-best overall score630.8572 Don't Be Cruel BBQ Duel
  4. Career-best single call (Pork)165.1428 Smokin' on the River

Power rating over time (1500 = average; recomputed nightly)

📉 Toughest weekends

SwingContestDate
-16Polar Bear ChallengeFeb 22, 2013
-12.9Sam's Club National BBQ TourMar 1, 2013
-11.6Main Street BBQ & BluesfestApr 19, 2013
-11Smokin' At The Run ShootoutMar 14, 2014
-10.37th Annual Main Street BBQ & BluesfestApr 17, 2015

Scores over time (% of a perfect score — tap a meat to add it)

Overall finish over time (top-% of field, lower is better)

Where they finish (overall)

Best vs average (by meat)

How entries end (by meat)

Season by season

SeasonContestsGCsTop-10sCategory winsWalk rateAvg finishBest overall (% of perfect)Avg overall (% of perfect)
20151000 0% top 98% 82.7% 82.7%
20142000 0% top 97% 85% 82.7%
20135000 0% top 89% 87.6% 84.2%

Contest history (click a row for the event, a column to sort)

DateEventOverallChickenRibsPorkBrisket
Apr 17, 2015 7th Annual Main Street BBQ & Bluesfest Washington, MO 48 / 49 (595.3600) 41 (157.1200) 48 (137.7144) 38 (154.2628) 45 (146.2628)
Oct 17, 2014 Casino Queen BBQ Competition Greater St. Louis, IL 41 / 44 (611.8976) 38 (156.5488) 42 (146.8116) 32 (158.9028) 41 (149.6344)
Mar 14, 2014 Smokin' At The Run Shootout Miami, OK 41 / 41 (578.6516) 41 (139.4288) 40 (145.0628) 40 (150.2400) 39 (143.9200)
Jul 19, 2013 Smokin' on the River Glasgow, MO 31 / 36 (616.4344) 30 (156.5372) 32 (154.8572) 13 (165.1428) 36 (139.8972)
Apr 19, 2013 Main Street BBQ & Bluesfest Washington, MO 46 / 50 (586.8568) 45 (147.9998) 47 (137.7142) 47 (143.9998) 26 (157.1430)
Mar 15, 2013 Don't Be Cruel BBQ Duel Tupelo, MS 76 / 100 (630.8572) 56 (164) 42 (164.5714) 37 (164) 97 (138.2858)
Mar 1, 2013 Sam's Club National BBQ Tour Baton Rouge, LA 26 / 28 (610.8566) 27 (150.2856) 23 (153.7142) 26 (146.8570) 18 (159.9998)
Feb 22, 2013 Polar Bear Challenge Columbia, MO 46 / 46 (584.5710) 45 (152.5714) 46 (139.4284) 46 (150.8570) 46 (141.7142)

Career map (orange GC · green top-10 · grey the rest — tap a pin)

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