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Smoke on the Quiet Waters

Sep 8–9, 2018 · Devon, United Kingdom · UNITED KINGDOM

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683.4056 · Master Series — Overall
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683.3372 · Master Series — Overall
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676.4800 · Master Series — Overall

WHITE SQUIRREL BBQ won Grand Champion at the Smoke on the Quiet Waters on September 8, 2018 in Devon, EX37 9HZ, scoring 683.4056 in a field of 13 teams. BUNCH OF SWINES took Reserve Grand Champion with 683.3372. Category winners: Chicken — BM Grils & Smokers (175.4056); Pork Ribs — BUNCH OF SWINES (171.9772); Pork — BUNCH OF SWINES (179.4400); Brisket — PITMASTERJEDI (168.0000).

The contest at a glance (read off the scored boards)

How the field scored

Overall totals, every team on the board — tall stacks are where the pack sat.

How the meats cooked

Every board on one scale — the bar runs last score to first, the dot is the median.

  • Chicken 175.41
  • Pork Ribs 171.98
  • Pork 179.44
  • Brisket 168
143.41 179.44

Entries

13
4 judged meats

Top score

683.4056

Winning margin

0.0684
GC over RC

Field average

654.63
628.98683.41
median 652.54 · last place to winner

Perfect 180s

0

Tightest race

Brisket
2.2972 pts across the top 5

Top-10 cutoff

639.9432
628.98683.41
10th place overall

Field spread

54.4228
winner to last place

Most consistent

avg finish 2.50 across 4 meats

Double threats

6
teams with 2+ top-5 calls

Widest winning margin

Pork
won by 4.5828 pts — BUNCH OF SWINES

How hot was the win?

Top 85%
beats 15% of 4711 Master Series wins in the data

Form held

Weak
ρ = -0.28 between pre-contest rating and finish

Field strength

1,552
avg power rating going in · stronger than 39% of contests

Top-rated in the field

rated 1839 pre-contest

Storylines (5 found in this contest's numbers)

Everything below is read straight out of the results — the number on each card is the one that made it a story.

A razor-thin finish

0.0684 points between champion and reserve

Closer than 96% of the 4,710 championships in the data

The Grand Championship was decided by 0.0684 points — closer than 96% of every championship in the data.

  • WHITE SQUIRREL BBQ
  • BUNCH OF SWINES

An upset on the books

30-in-100 shot on pre-contest ratings

The ratings favoured the top seed the other 70 times in 100

White Squirrel BBQ came in rated below the field's top team, BUNCH OF SWINES, and took the Grand Championship anyway — roughly a 30-in-100 shot on pre-contest ratings.

  • champion 1694
  • top seed 1839

Won without a category win

4 of 4 meats called to the stage

WHITE SQUIRREL BBQ won the Grand Championship without winning a single meat — 4 calls from 4 boards, best of them 2nd. Consistency beat fireworks.

  • Chicken 2nd
  • Pork Ribs 2nd
  • Pork 4th
  • Brisket 2nd

A double category winner

2 category wins in a day

BUNCH OF SWINES won Pork Ribs, Pork — a double.

  • Pork Ribs 1st
  • Pork 1st

Score curves (score by finishing position — steep cliffs mean a spread field, flat lines a knife fight)

Category showdown (top / average / median score per meat)

Biggest rating movers (power-rating points won and lost at this contest)

Did form hold? (pre-contest rating vs overall finish — ratings called it if the dots climb to the right)

What a call cost (the score it took to finish 1st, 5th and 10th)

Category1st5th10th
Chicken175.4056166.8344161.7716
Pork Ribs171.9772166.8344154.2632
Pork179.4400169.1084161.1432
Brisket168165.7028158.2172

Official results on kcbs.us ↗

Master Series

Overall

13 entries · top 683.4056 · median 652.5368

#TeamScore
1 WHITE SQUIRREL BBQ 683.4056
2 BUNCH OF SWINES 683.3372
3 BM Grils & Smokers 676.4800
4 MCSlims 661.6688
5 Joker Smokers 656.6288
6 PITMASTERJEDI 655.4288
7 Siverback Grilers 652.5368
8 ROKENDE REGAHS 651.8980
9 TEA AND BRISKETS 650.8688
10 Priscilla 639.9432
11 BRAAI-BERY & QUE-RRUPTION 639.8968
12 The Onesie Boyz 629.0520
13 Grilers in the Mist 628.9828

Chicken

13 entries · top 175.4056 · median 163.4172

#TeamScore
1 BM Grils & Smokers 175.4056
2 WHITE SQUIRREL BBQ 174.2628
3 BRAAI-BERY & QUE-RRUPTION 170.8344
4 MCSlims 168.5600
5 ROKENDE REGAHS 166.8344
6 BUNCH OF SWINES 164.5372
7 The Onesie Boyz 163.4172
8 Grilers in the Mist 162.8228
9 Siverback Grilers 162.2284
10 Joker Smokers 161.7716
11 TEA AND BRISKETS 161.7600
12 Priscilla 161.1312
13 PITMASTERJEDI 160.5828

Pork Ribs

13 entries · top 171.9772 · median 162.8572

#TeamScore
1 BUNCH OF SWINES 171.9772
2 WHITE SQUIRREL BBQ 170.3200
3 PITMASTERJEDI 167.4172
4 BM Grils & Smokers 166.8572
5 TEA AND BRISKETS 166.8344
6 Siverback Grilers 165.7600
7 MCSlims 162.8572
8 ROKENDE REGAHS 157.6688
9 Joker Smokers 156.0116
10 Priscilla 154.2632
11 The Onesie Boyz 154.2516
12 Grilers in the Mist 153.7144
13 BRAAI-BERY & QUE-RRUPTION 153.1084

Pork

13 entries · top 179.4400 · median 166.2744

#TeamScore
1 BUNCH OF SWINES 179.4400
2 Priscilla 174.8572
3 Joker Smokers 173.1428
4 WHITE SQUIRREL BBQ 170.8228
5 BM Grils & Smokers 169.1084
6 The Onesie Boyz 167.9772
7 MCSlims 166.2744
8 Siverback Grilers 164.5828
9 TEA AND BRISKETS 161.1544
10 ROKENDE REGAHS 161.1432
11 PITMASTERJEDI 159.4288
12 BRAAI-BERY & QUE-RRUPTION 158.2284
13 Grilers in the Mist 154.2284

Brisket

13 entries · top 168 · median 163.9772

#TeamScore
1 PITMASTERJEDI 168
2 WHITE SQUIRREL BBQ 168
3 BUNCH OF SWINES 167.3828
4 ROKENDE REGAHS 166.2516
5 Joker Smokers 165.7028
6 BM Grils & Smokers 165.1088
7 MCSlims 163.9772
8 TEA AND BRISKETS 161.1200
9 Siverback Grilers 159.9656
10 Grilers in the Mist 158.2172
11 BRAAI-BERY & QUE-RRUPTION 157.7256
12 Priscilla 149.6916
13 The Onesie Boyz 143.4060

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