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Smoke on the Waters 2023

Sep 23–24, 2023 · Devon, United Kingdom · UNITED KINGDOM · 📍 Quiet Waters

Reps: Angela Fishlock, Mark Fishlock

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676.5600 · Master Series — Overall
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651.4740 · Master Series — Overall
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641.6228 · Master Series — Overall

BUNCH OF SWINES won Grand Champion at the Smoke on the Waters 2023 on September 23, 2023 in Devon, at Quiet Waters, scoring 676.5600 in a field of 6 teams. North West BBQ took Reserve Grand Champion with 651.4740. Category winners: Chicken — BUNCH OF SWINES (172.0000); Pork Ribs — BUNCH OF SWINES (175.4400); Pork — BUNCH OF SWINES (165.6800); Brisket — BUNCH OF SWINES (163.4400). This is the 5th of 5 editions of this contest on record; the 2022 edition was won by Five Q.

The contest at a glance (read off the scored boards)

How the meats cooked

Every board on one scale — the bar runs last score to first, the dot is the median.

  • Chicken 172
  • Pork Ribs 175.44
  • Pork 165.68
  • Brisket 163.44
122.81 175.44

Winning score by edition

What it has taken to win here, 2019 to 2023 — this edition picked out.

2019-09-07 — 670.2404 (BUNCH OF SWINES) 2021-09-04 — 675.9544 (BUNCH OF SWINES) 2022-09-23 — 680.5600 (White Squirrel) 2022-09-24 — 673.7144 (Five Q) 2023-09-23 — 676.5600 (Bunch of Swines) 676.56 2019 2023

Entries

6
4 judged meats

Top score

676.5600

Winning margin

25.0860
GC over RC

Field average

620.11
535.68676.56
median 634.53 · last place to winner

Perfect 180s

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Tightest race

Chicken
8.5600 pts across the top 5

Field spread

140.8800
winner to last place

Most consistent

avg finish 1 across 4 meats

Double threats

5
teams with 2+ top-5 calls

Widest winning margin

Pork Ribs
won by 16.5828 pts — BUNCH OF SWINES

How hot was the win?

Top 93%
beats 7% of 4723 Master Series wins in the data

Came back for more

30%
3 of 10 teams from the previous edition returned

Field strength

1,550
avg power rating going in

Top-rated in the field

rated 1843 pre-contest

Storylines (5 found in this contest's numbers)

Everything below is read straight out of the results — the number on each card is the one that made it a story.

A clean sweep

4 category wins in a day

BUNCH OF SWINES won Chicken, Pork Ribs, Pork, Brisket — a clean sweep of the meats, and took the Grand Championship on top of it.

  • Chicken 1st
  • Pork Ribs 1st
  • Pork 1st
  • Brisket 1st

A statement win

25.0860 points clear of the field

Wider than 100% of the 4,722 championships in the data

The champion won by 25.0860 points — a wider margin than 100% of championships in the data.

A dynasty in the making

3× wins at this contest

3 of 5 tracked editions

BUNCH OF SWINES has won this contest 3 times across its 5 tracked editions.

  • 2019
  • 2021
  • 2023

How the title was won

4 of 4 meats called to the stage

BUNCH OF SWINES took the title on 4 calls from 4 meats, with 4 outright wins — their weakest board was chicken at 1st.

  • Chicken 1st
  • Pork Ribs 1st
  • Pork 1st
  • Brisket 1st

Back to defend

1 past champions back in the field

Past winners of this contest cooked this edition: BUNCH OF SWINES (won 2019, 2021).

  • BUNCH OF SWINES · 2019, 2021

Score curves (score by finishing position — steep cliffs mean a spread field, flat lines a knife fight)

Category showdown (top / average / median score per meat)

Biggest rating movers (power-rating points won and lost at this contest)

This contest over the years full contest page →

DateWhereVenueTeamsHigh scoreGrand ChampionReserve Champion
Sep 7, 2019 Devon Devon, EX37 9HZ 15 670.2404 BUNCH OF SWINES UNCLE TONY'S COCKNEY Q
Sep 4, 2021 Devon Quiet Waters 8 675.9544 BUNCH OF SWINES WHITE SQUIRREL BBQ
Sep 23, 2022 Devon Quiet Waters 8 680.5600 White Squirrel BELGIAN BBQ TEAM FIVE Q
Sep 24, 2022 Devon Quiet Waters 10 673.7144 Five Q BUNCH OF SWINES
Sep 23, 2023 ← this one Devon Quiet Waters 6 676.5600 Bunch of Swines North West BBQ

What a call cost (the score it took to finish 1st, 5th and 10th)

Category1st5th10th
Chicken172163.4400—
Pork Ribs175.4400147.9772—
Pork165.6800150.2628—
Brisket163.4400130.7200—

Official results on kcbs.us ↗

Master Series

Overall

6 entries · top 676.5600 · median 634.5316

#TeamScore
1 BUNCH OF SWINES 676.5600
2 North West BBQ 651.4740
3 Old Man Moore 641.6228
4 Reservoir Hogs 627.4404
5 ProQ Smokers 587.8860
6 Drum and Baste 535.6800

Chicken

6 entries · top 172 · median 166.5658

#TeamScore
1 BUNCH OF SWINES 172
2 North West BBQ 169.7484
3 ProQ Smokers 166.8344
4 Old Man Moore 166.2972
5 Reservoir Hogs 163.4400
6 Drum and Baste 143.3828

Pork Ribs

6 entries · top 175.4400 · median 150.2344

#TeamScore
1 BUNCH OF SWINES 175.4400
2 North West BBQ 158.8572
3 Reservoir Hogs 151.9888
4 Old Man Moore 148.4800
5 ProQ Smokers 147.9772
6 Drum and Baste 135.9200

Pork

6 entries · top 165.6800 · median 160.8400

#TeamScore
1 BUNCH OF SWINES 165.6800
2 Old Man Moore 164.5256
3 North West BBQ 163.9656
4 Reservoir Hogs 157.7144
5 ProQ Smokers 150.2628
6 Drum and Baste 125.6572

Brisket

6 entries · top 163.4400 · median 156.6000

#TeamScore
1 BUNCH OF SWINES 163.4400
2 Old Man Moore 162.3200
3 North West BBQ 158.9028
4 Reservoir Hogs 154.2972
5 Drum and Baste 130.7200
6 ProQ Smokers 122.8116

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